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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1052
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    There's this idiot who keeps giving weekly updates of his cholesterol levels, complete with the sheet from his doctor.

    This morning: "woooot it's still cumin down ppl"

    Moron.


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    #1053
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Squaredude wrote: »
    I understand posting a picture of your kids first day at school. But posting a picture of your teenage son on his first day of 5th year and stating how proud you are of him and hope that he has a great day, is a bit much.

    My wife posts a picture of me heading off to work every Monday and tells everyone how proud she is of her little fella. It's very touching.


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    #1054
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    My wife posts a picture of me heading off to work every Monday and tells everyone how proud she is of her little fella. It's very touching.

    It could be a sign to "Ashely Madison" that the coast is clear


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    #1055
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    *facepalm*


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    #1056
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    It could be a sign to "Ashely Madison" that the coast is clear

    That Ashley is some slag


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    #1057
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    anna080 wrote: »
    *facepalm*

    Though in fairness, nowadays that's not that expensive for a baby


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    #1058
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Seen someone post this earlier. I've removed the lady in questions name cause she's innocent. Also I've posted in English rather than the puke of letters she tried to form into words.
    "Lol, now that (name) is home in Ireland if my kid is bold I'm gonna tell her I'm getting (name) to babysit her. That'll frighten her.


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    #1059
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    ken wrote: »
    Seen someone post this earlier. I've removed the lady in questions name cause she's innocent. Also I've posted in English rather than the puke of letters she tried to form into words.
    "Lol, now that (name) is home in Ireland if my kid is bold I'm gonna tell her I'm getting (name) to babysit her. That'll frighten her.

    Larry Murphy?


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    #1060
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    "last picture of us on are holibob :("

    I'm officially out of words.


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    #1061
    bnagrrl
    Registered Users Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    kitten_k wrote: »
    But if you unfriend her we won't get to hear the great news!

    We share a mutual friend who was one of the 18 to comment so I can still see the post. When she reveals the "news" I'll report back if it's at all interesting :pac:


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    #1062
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11156252_833000636790744_2142816478862078472_n.jpg?oh=b80452ffc102ee81def0f5deed591ee4&oe=56661E6E

    Be careful hun


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    #1063
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ANOTHER ad break.

    Sorry. Wrong thread


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    #1064
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    "I think it's safe to say, that relations between United and Real are......aaam......tense!"

    Sick to my sh*te of this type of inane bloody prattle. I've been systematically hiding updates from people who have nothing to contribute to the collective consciousness than this soap opera rubbish.

    #ranttemporarilyover


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    #1065
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    rawn wrote: »
    https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11156252_833000636790744_2142816478862078472_n.jpg?oh=b80452ffc102ee81def0f5deed591ee4&oe=56661E6E

    Be careful hun

    No that's totally legit, it's from a "Senior Police Officer" after all and doesn't say where so it must be happening EVERYWHERE!!

    :rolleyes:


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    #1066
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    GAAman wrote: »
    No that's totally legit, it's from a "Senior Police Officer" after all and doesn't say where so it must be happening EVERYWHERE!!

    :rolleyes:

    They must be super-advanced rapists to have developed a drug that can knock you out from a tiny whiff in a matter of seconds. Even chloroform takes a few minutes, despite what Holly wood tells us :P


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    #1067
    tupenny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    Same clown i usually quote on this thread gave me gold yet again 😏

    "Best ting of lossn wate is usein less bog roll ROFL"

    Dear lord.


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    #1068
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Girl on FB is moving to Oz next week and her friends were posting on FB that they were going to miss her and that they were looking forward to her leaving party tonight.

    "guna miss you loadz bbz"
    "gona miss u sumting terrible darlin dont forget to skype us whenever u can"
    "messy tonight what!!!!!"
    "dublin wont be the same without you prechous"
    "aw yous are all so sweat. cant wait for tonight darlings".

    SWEAT! :D


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    #1069
    The Masculinist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭The Masculinist


    fullstop wrote: »
    Don't bother sharing it, the kid has most definitely passed away as that was from January 2012. Which reminds me that people sharing ****e without reading the date on it really annoys me..."help find this girl, her family are really worried about her", look at the date and it's 4 years old.

    Maddie McCann?


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    #1070
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Can we all try and make the 21st Century, the last century whereby , humans are treat like nothing, animals are treated like something, and the rest of the planet is returnedto the state we originally found it, all those thousands of years ago..... I;d use the original track but Boobtube has deleted it, the same way as us humans have deleted so much of this planet's life.....

    A friend keeps posting this type of self-loathing sh1te. Why doesn't he contribute by not using technology any more?


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    #1071
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    A feather, a robin, a butterfly too
    Are all signs your ANGELS are standing with you

    .


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    #1072
    sharpey85
    Registered Users Posts: 96 ✭✭sharpey85


    "Comiserragins to Galway they played well. Shame they didn't noc out the dirty cats"


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    #1073
    as_mo_bhosca
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    sharpey85 wrote: »
    "Comiserragins to Galway they played well. Shame they didn't noc out the dirty cats"

    Comiserragins is a perfectly cromulent word.


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    #1074
    Mehaffey1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,593 ✭✭✭Mehaffey1


    Not a status but a message a friend of mine had with a guy selling a washing machine on a buy/Sell group. Liam Neeson undercover


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    #1075
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Mehaffey1 wrote: »
    Not a status but a message a friend of mine had with a guy selling a washing machine on a buy/Sell group. Liam Neeson undercover

    You should probably block out the names…


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    #1076
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users Posts: 10,575 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    <snip>

    Mod note: No names


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    #1077
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Mehaffey1 wrote: »
    Not a status but a message a friend of mine had with a guy selling a washing machine on a buy/Sell group. Liam Neeson undercover

    Mod: Attachment deleted, please don't include peoples names

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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    #1078
    PurplePrincess
    Registered Users Posts: 599 ✭✭✭PurplePrincess


    The horse with 5 legs.......


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    #1079
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    PurplePrincess wrote: »
    The horse with 5 legs.......

    Ah, ffs. People will look to complain about anything. **** the poor horse off if you're so worried about him having a permanent erection…


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    #1080
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    PurplePrincess wrote: »
    The horse with 5 legs.......

    "I think a complaint should be made"
    To who? The National Roads Authority? The Council? The horse's owner?
    Who is responsible for de-boning a horse in a situation like this?


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    #1081
    PurplePrincess
    Registered Users Posts: 599 ✭✭✭PurplePrincess


    Oh the comments are gold, everyone is ripping the piss out of the poster.


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