Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Azalea

I think some of these folks are trolling us. I know the stupid out there is incredible, but I don't think it's quite as bad as some of the statuses posted here. One had "chemical" spelled correctly a few times, and then spelled incorrectly - and totally differently - at the end.

Walter E GO

"Believe what you see with youre own eyes.. government are crucket.. media is crucket.. cant trust nating"

coolhull

Walter E GO wrote: »

"Believe what you see with youre own eyes.. government are crucket.. media is crucket.. cant trust nating"

'Specially my spelling

Mam of 4

Azalea wrote: »

I think some of these folks are trolling us. I know the stupid out there is incredible, but I don't think it's quite as bad as some of the statuses posted here. One had "chemical" spelled correctly a few times, and then spelled incorrectly - and totally differently - at the end.

Am not on facbook anymore , was years ago . The amount of intelligent, well spoken ,literate people I knew , who , when they posted a status on facebook, somehow turned into illiterate 8yr olds . did not make sense , still doesn't

Cantona's Collars

Is it wrong that I read the last 3 pages in a thick inner city Dublin Skanger accent?

Ted_YNWA

Walter E GO wrote:

"Believe what you see with youre own eyes.. government are crucket.. media is crucket.. cant trust nating"

Is it a case they can't trust anything or Nathan ?

Boscoirl

None of my friends on facebook are this interesting

Chris_Bradley

"Thankyou its a tabo in Ireland I had it all set up in the greenisle hotel with the gunniss book ov records and they wouldn't let me do it,johns ambulance and Garda and loads ov people their a repasetativ out ov the book they even wouldn't sgin the insurance forms so I could do it ,,its sixt in the best selling book in the world id beet the holder ov the record easy peezy and make a show ov him and iv to go to London to the headquarters ov the book so theyl let me do it and ill be in the top 5 in the book ill be super rich to its the best selling book in the world cant wait then ill ne the one laughing good morning "

WTF???

sligojoek

a repasetativ out ov the book

I love it.

sligojoek

a repasetativ out ov the book

I love it.

Chris_Bradley

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Am not on facbook anymore , was years ago . The amount of intelligent, well spoken ,literate people I knew , who , when they posted a status on facebook, somehow turned into illiterate 8yr olds . did not make sense , still doesn't

You done the right thing deleting it, all usually about "poor me" or someone looking for attention throwing up photos of their sick kids.

Ted_YNWA

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"Thankyou its a tabo in Ireland I had it all set up in the greenisle hotel with the gunniss book ov records and they wouldn't let me do it,johns ambulance and Garda and loads ov people their a repasetativ out ov the book they even wouldn't sgin the insurance forms so I could do it ,,its sixt in the best selling book in the world id beet the holder ov the record easy peezy and make a show ov him and iv to go to London to the headquarters ov the book so theyl let me do it and ill be in the top 5 in the book ill be super rich to its the best selling book in the world cant wait then ill ne the one laughing good morning "

WTF???

They are trying to break some Guiness Book of Records record that is a taboo in Ireland & nobody will recognise it. They need to travel to their HQ in London for them to validate & approve the record.

gutenberg

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"Thankyou its a tabo in Ireland I had it all set up in the greenisle hotel with the gunniss book ov records and they wouldn't let me do it,johns ambulance and Garda and loads ov people their a repasetativ out ov the book they even wouldn't sgin the insurance forms so I could do it ,,its sixt in the best selling book in the world id beet the holder ov the record easy peezy and make a show ov him and iv to go to London to the headquarters ov the book so theyl let me do it and ill be in the top 5 in the book ill be super rich to its the best selling book in the world cant wait then ill ne the one laughing good morning "

WTF???

Does the person also think that if they're in the book, they'll get royalties from sales of it as well?!

Kovu

I can't be the only one wondering what record he was trying to break. Fastest time to eat three cream crackers perhaps?

anewme

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

They are trying to break some Guiness Book of Records record that is a taboo in Ireland & nobody will recognise it. They need to travel to their HQ in London for them to validate & approve the record.

I'm dying to know what that was about as well.

Must have been very important as it was all set up in the Green Isle hotel and St.johns ambulance were involved.

Ted_YNWA

anewme wrote: »

I'm dying to know what that was about as well.

Must have been very important as it was all set up in the Green Isle hotel and St.johns ambulance were involved.

I want to know.

Maybe most head-wrecking status post. Would explain ambulance as people would be banging their heads against the wall.

Mam of 4

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"Thankyou its a tabo in Ireland I had it all set up in the greenisle hotel with the gunniss book ov records and they wouldn't let me do it,johns ambulance and Garda and loads ov people their a repasetativ out ov the book they even wouldn't sgin the insurance forms so I could do it ,,its sixt in the best selling book in the world id beet the holder ov the record easy peezy and make a show ov him and iv to go to London to the headquarters ov the book so theyl let me do it and ill be in the top 5 in the book ill be super rich to its the best selling book in the world cant wait then ill ne the one laughing good morning "

WTF???

Please put us all out of our misery if you find out what record they were going to try and break

Rubberlegs

What a drama king !! Followed by his usual hangers on hoping they are not for the chop.

haveringchick

Powerful stuff. The brother of a man charged on Friday with the rape and murder of a 15 year old in England posted this the night before

I hope you either kill yourself or you get what you did to that poor defenceless girl and more you sick twisted evil prick you best pray to god I never get my hands on you Stephen xxxxxxx , aslong as I walk this earth with my last breath if I ever see you I will rinse and watch the life drain out of you , you have single handed destroyed her family you selfish bastard and to think you came sat with us after you had done and acted fine you have some problems ,your not a human being your a disease on this earth and you a disease needs to be killed you don't deserve to carry our family name you name will never leave my lips again after this this status I will not even think about you not one bit because you deserve everything you going and will get ****ING UTTER SCUMBAG HOPE YOU KARMA SMASHES YOU IN THE FACE LIKE A BULLET BETTER YET ILL PULL THE TRIGGER !!!

haveringchick

Sister of the accused less literate but nonetheless incensed

You dirty vile scummy bastards u Guna fkn pay ill stab u my fin self in that court room u better get prayin I ashamed to be related to that Piece off **** u came in to my home knowing what u fkn done and now I no why the police found a knife in my child's bed u wanted it to protect it self. Going to need more than that u best fkn praying I don't get my hands on u in that court room!!!!!

IvyTheTerrible

Sounds like the family of the accused is trying to do a bit of bargain basement PR before the scumbag's name is all over the papers...

haveringchick

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Sounds like the family of the accused is trying to do a bit of bargain basement PR before the scumbag's name is all over the papers...

The sister in her post is alleging that the accused hid a knife, which was recovered by police, in her child's bed 😳
Jesus. The lives people live

whatismyname

"Had a gour sleep. So tired i ned. My sleep. But cant to anxious to sleep, so gunna have. A chat with hannah and try and. Sleep"

Followed by a comment by the OP saying 'Meant hour not gour'

Chris_Bradley

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Please put us all out of our misery if you find out what record they were going to try and break

I'm in misery after trying to decode it lmao!!!

Mam of 4

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

I'm in misery after trying to decode it lmao!!!

Maybe that was it ?!! Record breaking deciphering badly written unintelligable english maybe :pac:

Sittingpretty

73Cat wrote: »

What a drama king !! Followed by his usual hangers on hoping they are not for the chop.

Lol.

Immediate unfriend if he was one of my FB friends.

Chris_Bradley

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Maybe that was it ?!! Record breaking deciphering badly written unintelligable english maybe :pac:

:D:D

Chris_Bradley

"I can understand how theirs so menny so-called fathers that don't give a flying **** about their kids ha their probably rite becouse the amount of fathers that I know that constantly go through hell just even to provide or even see their kids,so walking away could have saved their lives becouse its not easy having to constantly fight sumbody that always hav the upper hand just because ov reasons ill never know..so iff your a father that doesn't give a bollox about your kids well you could be the clever one yous always seem to be happier than the chap that goes through the madness just to see his kids.well done lads enjoy your pint,get my point??????"

This fella loves going on one, Jesus

glued

"The cyclists around here are a disagrace. How are they even allowed on the road when they don't have any NCT or road tax? In this day and age you think people would be able to afford something more than a retarded tricycle. Even in Africa they have cars!"

Cantona's Collars

anewme wrote: »

I'm dying to know what that was about as well.

Must have been very important as it was all set up in the Green Isle hotel and St.johns ambulance were involved.

Seeing how many 'likes' he could shove up his hole.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

From the same American nutter who said he would kill Black Lives Matter members....

Obie, you can bring as many of your brothers and sisters to our country as you want, but we reserve the right as American to gun them down as the trash that they are.

I was talking to a guy tonight who told me that the US overthrew a democratically elected Iranian leader. I told him that I was in the US Air Force at the time and the Shah of Iran was our friend. In 1979 Khomenini overthrew the Shah. He started looking at his smartphone to prove he was right. I told him I lived it. That was not good enough for him. I went home because you just can't fix stupid.

The irony.

rawn

I ever see you I will rinse and watch the life drain out of you

Rinse and repeat?

haveringchick

rawn wrote: »

Rinse and repeat?

Who knows?

Liam McPoyle

A friends dog went missing recently.

Hi..if everyone could do me a massive favour...sparky is gone missing.. He got out d side gate about an hour ago and I can't find him any were...he is a king Charles.. Wit a delmonte.collar with his name on it..wit 2 numbers but my number has changed since.he could b the ****** / ****** area...please ring me if u see him thank you..087*******..x

Lucky sparky, with a pineapple collar anal.

Tasden

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"I can understand how theirs so menny so-called fathers that don't give a flying **** about their kids ha their probably rite becouse the amount of fathers that I know that constantly go through hell just even to provide or even see their kids,so walking away could have saved their lives becouse its not easy having to constantly fight sumbody that always hav the upper hand just because ov reasons ill never know..so iff your a father that doesn't give a bollox about your kids well you could be the clever one yous always seem to be happier than the chap that goes through the madness just to see his kids.well done lads enjoy your pint,get my point??????"

This fella loves going on one, Jesus

Jesus is right.

Valentina

any1 want to buy copied dvds new not on dvd yet?
£7 posted.. or any 5 or £25 posted? let me no wil have them coming up soon + new cd releases.
all £7 each incl post or
5for£25 posted. any much much more..

I deleted the huge list of CDs they're willing to pirate but they include such classics as Dance Nation 2011 and the Glee soundtrack (Season 4 only)

Kev W

Valentina wrote: »

I deleted the huge list of CDs they're willing to pirate but they include such classics as Dance Nation 2011 and the Glee soundtrack (Season 4 only)

It never occurred to me the impact that torrenting would have on people who make money selling pirate movies. Those poor people.

martyos121

Valentina wrote: »

I deleted the huge list of CDs they're willing to pirate but they include such classics as Dance Nation 2011 and the Glee soundtrack (Season 4 only)

Did you report them to the Gardai for illegal distribution of pirated content?

Though if that's the sort of music they listen to themselves, that's probably punishment enough tbh.

yerwanthere123

Walking home earlier, there was a middle aged fella walking with bags with just a tshirt on no jacket or anything, and he looked absolutely miserable so I ran after him and gave him my hoody, didn't fit but it at least covered his arms. Then further on I ran into a very old woman walking with bags and she could clearly barely carry them, so I walked her home carrying her bags. And now I'm just sad thinking of all the people in this country that need help but don't get it

.

Smug, self-satisfied claptrap.

Chris_Bradley

"2 good looking French birds on me luarse home I need the help of 1 of my cultured well educated/travelled who knows their lingo, to help me chat them up How do you say; "Would yeh like some Irish in yeh luv"!??"

Mother of God:rolleyes:

Rippington

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"2 good looking French birds on me luarse home I need the help of 1 of my cultured well educated/travelled who knows their lingo, to help me chat them up How do you say; "Would yeh like some Irish in yeh luv"!??"

Mother of God:rolleyes:

To think there are hundreds more like them out there everyday to

WarZ

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"2 good looking French birds on me luarse home I need the help of 1 of my cultured well educated/travelled who knows their lingo, to help me chat them up How do you say; "Would yeh like some Irish in yeh luv"!??"

Mother of God:rolleyes:

someone inform Luas central control that there is a tosser about to humiliate our country.

fussyonion

"This time Saturday I will be walking down the isle to marry the love of my life. Together since we were 14 and been thru it all babe...hashtag eternitty. Hope everyone is looking forward to it. This has been my dream since I was weigh high, the dress is fit for a princess and I'm gonna be the princess in it. And if that wasnt enough we only have to wait 4 more months to meet are little angel. Exciting times or what!!!!! Cant wait to see you all, take loadsa piccies and remember to share on FB. #family #shotgunwedding #dress #princess #nuptals #princessbride

Yes, she did just "hashtag" shotgun wedding.
I nearly fell off the sofa when I spotted that.

yerwanthere123

fussyonion wrote: »

"This time Saturday I will be walking down the isle to marry the love of my life. Together since we were 14 and been thru it all babe...hashtag eternitty. Hope everyone is looking forward to it. This has been my dream since I was weigh high, the dress is fit for a princess and I'm gonna be the princess in it. And if that wasnt enough we only have to wait 4 more months to meet are little angel. Exciting times or what!!!!! Cant wait to see you all, take loadsa piccies and remember to share on FB. #family #shotgunwedding #dress #princess #nuptals #princessbride

Yes, she did just "hashtag" shotgun wedding.
I nearly fell off the sofa when I spotted that.

Nothing says "I love you" like hashtags.

brandnewaward

how high is weigh high??

That_Guy

#Just #want #to #wish #my #best #friend #a #huge #big #happy 21st birthday 🎉🎂🎈🎁🍹🍸 Your the #best #friend anyone could ask for😘 I would be lost without you ❤ Myself and *** are so lucky to have you as our #Bae 💖 Can't wait to celebrate with you the weekend🍸🎵🍹🍷🎶🎁🎀 It's going to #be amazing and you deserve everything single bit of it and to be spoilt rotten 💗💗 #Love #you #millions 😘😘 xxxxxxxxxx

Sweet jesus.

kunst nugget

brandnewaward wrote: »

how high is weigh high??

It's as high as are little angel. #walkindowntheisle

Mam of 4

That_Guy wrote: »

Sweet jesus.

Well at least the spellings are correct

*apart from your/you're

fima

'So if uv something to say say it to my face u no were I am try twist storys into to my face I never botherd with no one never did bitches be trippn big time all they do its love to trive on trouble fake people make up there own fake twisted storys lol'

'So keep it out off yer mouths n don't worry bout my life r my business must really bother people been happy'

'Watching the minions DVD at this hour of the morning not just once but 2wice thers no need of it of that I'm already drove mad a metal mad lil minion drove mad so ye can **** off and just dont bothet annoying me this day because wen I start I will not stop n i mean it i dont hav to sit and take no one **** the only thing thats holding me bk r my 3 beautiful kids because there are my life my world my everything y risk dem for anyone that's all ye want n wud love I'm a mother not an animal r robber so cop on to the childish ways n lies worry bout yer own life's but had a lovely chat wit my man I'm ain't gonna worry about a thing cause every lil thing is gona be alright and I'm singing don't worry lol he puts a smile on my face just to hear his voice loves the bones of him ellie fightn wit me for the fone screaming for him god love den leejay starts and then dey kills each other lol XxxxX'

kunst nugget

That_Guy wrote: »

Sweet jesus.

Wrong. It's #sweet #Jesus