Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Potential Underachiever · 12-09-2015 11:39pm

Some people are so ****ing thick you delete and you block everyone but there's always a trail and guess what we found them yaz are to be laughed at &#55357;&#56837;&#55357;&#56837; oh and if you think this status is about you ........... chances are it probably is ****ing dopes &#55357;&#56832;
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Diamond Doll · 13-09-2015 6:59am

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Some people are so ****ing thick you delete and you block everyone but there's always a trail and guess what we found them yaz are to be laughed at �� oh and if you think this status is about you ........... chances are it probably is ****ing dopes ��
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But but but

I'm not sure whether they're saying they were deleted/blocked by this person, or that this person deleted/blocked them.

But either way, surely the person it's about can't see their status now? So how are they going to read it and know it's about them?

Potential Underachiever · 14-09-2015 1:54am

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Some people are so ****ing thick you delete and you block everyone but there's always a trail and guess what we found them yaz are to be laughed at �� oh and if you think this status is about you ........... chances are it probably is ****ing dopes ��
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And a follow up......

I'm still a good P.I I'll still find out what I wanna know even tho you bitches blocked me

coolhull · 14-09-2015 9:59am

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

And a follow up......

I'm still a good P.I I'll still find out what I wanna know even tho you bitches blocked me

It's nice to know that she is still a good P. (even tho you bitches blocked her)

Generic Dreadhead · 14-09-2015 11:35am

yellowlabrador wrote: »

oh dear:eek:

thats why he turned out angery plus wen he saw u shag ur daughters boyfriend on ur xmas table

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

fussyonion · 14-09-2015 5:08pm

"Thanks to everyone for coming to our Amazon wedding. Hard to believe this time last week I was on route to the biggest happiest day of me life and its all over now. Thanks for my presents and to my family and for the people who showed me the people who didnt come and showed their through colours well dont you realise who your friends and family are once the chips are down? F*ck them anyway and now we wait for this little miracle to evacute the premises also known as my womb for the coomb haha. Thanks everyone again and to the haters who tried brining me down , well yous didnt".

Followed by several pictures of the bride, about nine months pregnant, in her gown, scowling at the camera with her hair as high as Amy Winehouse's and her husband wearing feckin runners with his suit.
Classy.

kunst nugget · 14-09-2015 5:12pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"Thanks to everyone for coming to our Amazon wedding.

The presents only took 3-5 working days to arrive.

BattleCorp · 14-09-2015 5:13pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"Thanks to everyone for coming to our Amazon wedding. Hard to believe this time last week I was on route to the biggest happiest day of me life and its all over now. Thanks for my presents and to my family and for the people who showed me the people who didnt come and showed their through colours well dont you realise who your friends and family are once the chips are down? F*ck them anyway and now we wait for this little miracle to evacute the premises also known as my womb for the coomb haha. Thanks everyone again and to the haters who tried brining me down , well yous didnt".

Followed by several pictures of the bride, about nine months pregnant, in her gown, scowling at the camera with her hair as high as Amy Winehouse's and her husband wearing feckin runners with his suit.
Classy.

Amazon wedding :pac::pac::pac:

Potential Underachiever · 14-09-2015 5:14pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Amazon wedding :pac::pac::pac:

I thought it was harsh cursing out people who couldn't make it to the Amazon for the wedding, it's a bit of a trek!

Frank Grimes · 14-09-2015 9:36pm

fussyonion wrote: »

Followed by several pictures of the bride, about nine months pregnant, in her gown, scowling at the camera with her hair as high as Amy Winehouse's and her husband wearing feckin runners with his suit.
Classy.

You really should write a book about all these people you know!

osarusan · 14-09-2015 11:05pm

Not a status exactly, but I've seen some posts with people asking others to 'inbox them'.

wtf? It's a verb now?

aaronjumper · 14-09-2015 11:50pm

osarusan wrote: »

Not a status exactly, but I've seen some posts with people asking others to 'inbox them'.

wtf? It's a verb now?

Ahhhh I hate that attention seeking wankery. "Look at us we have so much going on in our lives."

Peppa Pig · 15-09-2015 8:16am

A woman whose husband died of a heroin overdose has shared a photo of herself and her children posing by his casket in an effort in highlight the 'reality of addiction'.

Following her huband's funeral last week, Eva smiled for a photo with her children Lucas and Ava by his open casket.

She then posted the photo to her Facebook and Instagram

Photo of 1 smiling woman, 2 smiling kids and one man, dead in a coffin:eek:
Indo article and photo

I don't know if I should burst out laughing or just quietly despair. At least it's not in Ireland (yet)

Shemale · 15-09-2015 8:22am

Post from a non working single mother I know who was adopted from an orphanage in a foreign country giving out about Ireland agreeing to allow more regugees into the country, ffs.

15-09-2015 8:38am

Shemale wrote: »

Post from a non working single mother I know who was adopted from an orphanage in a foreign country giving out about Ireland agreeing to allow more regugees into the country, ffs.

Oh Christ yeah, updates from friends from Poland, Slovakia etc. linking info from Britain First, a group that wouldn't have them entering Britain if they had their way.

gutenberg · 15-09-2015 5:03pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"Thanks to everyone for coming to our Amazon wedding. Hard to believe this time last week I was on route to the biggest happiest day of me life and its all over now. Thanks for my presents and to my family and for the people who showed me the people who didnt come and showed their through colours well dont you realise who your friends and family are once the chips are down? F*ck them anyway and now we wait for this little miracle to evacute the premises also known as my womb for the coomb haha. Thanks everyone again and to the haters who tried brining me down , well yous didnt".

Followed by several pictures of the bride, about nine months pregnant, in her gown, scowling at the camera with her hair as high as Amy Winehouse's and her husband wearing feckin runners with his suit.
Classy.

So I'm confused. Did they get married in Brazil, or is amazon just a thick person's spelling of 'amazing'?

fussyonion · 15-09-2015 5:31pm

gutenberg wrote: »

So I'm confused. Did they get married in Brazil, or is amazon just a thick person's spelling of 'amazing'?

'Amazing'.

gutenberg · 15-09-2015 5:34pm

fussyonion wrote: »

'Amazing'.

Amazon, thanks!

Axel Lamp · 16-09-2015 8:51am

Every single moment in the last 365 days have confirmed my belief that I am married not just to the right man, but to the perfect man. Your love for me is flawless, your commitment impeccable. Your only concern is my happiness, you make me feel so special. It is good to have a husband who forgives you for your past. It is even better to have a husband who does not mind the mistakes you make in your present. But it is best to have a husband who forgets everything and wants to give you a bright future – just like the husband that you are.
Happy First Wedding Anniversary
My Love Xx

jesus ****ing christ

BattleCorp · 16-09-2015 9:02am

Every single moment in the last 365 days have confirmed my belief that I am married not just to the right man, but to the perfect man. Your love for me is flawless, your commitment impeccable. Your only concern is my happiness, you make me feel so special. It is good to have a husband who forgives you for your past. It is even better to have a husband who does not mind the mistakes you make in your present. But it is best to have a husband who forgets everything and wants to give you a bright future – just like the husband that you are.
Happy First Wedding Anniversary
My Love Xx

Pass me the sick bucket quick.

tldr: I'm a cheating bitch and my husband forgives me even though I still cheat. I think that's about it.

IvyTheTerrible · 16-09-2015 9:10am

Axel Lamp wrote: »

jesus ****ing christ

In 6 months, they'll be divorced after both of them have had affairs...

fussyonion · 16-09-2015 9:17am

"O to the M to the G biggest news ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #delighted"
"Ooh tell us chicken"
"Mail ya!"

:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Sittingpretty · 16-09-2015 10:19am

Axel Lamp wrote: »

jesus ****ing christ

That's actually a lovely sentiment for a card or anniversary note for her husband. Totally NOT for Facebook though.
Couples who talk to each other via Facebook make me want to VOM.

Karmella · 16-09-2015 11:20am

Sittingpretty wrote: »

Couples who talk to each other via Facebook make me want to VOM.

This.

Think there was a 'study' done recently where they found that couples who gush over each other on FB are most likely the ones with the most problems- like they are over compensating.

What I immediately took from that post is that the poster barely mentioned once how much she loves him .... It was ALL about how much he worships her. :rolleyes:

Galway K9 · 16-09-2015 12:00pm

Its ok people, there's hope for humanity. Its coming!!!

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34264624

Peppa Pig · 16-09-2015 12:17pm

Galway K9 wrote: »

Its ok people, there's hope for humanity. Its coming!!!

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-34264624

This thread will explode when that comes in.

We'll get loads of this

who d fuk to u thikn u re, sayn u dont lkie me poost. le me tellya hes mure a man tan u ewer whire nd i moch happyr sinch u fookd of

retro:electro · 16-09-2015 1:43pm

They should also include a "stop looking for attention and validation" button. Would come in very handy indeed.

Noopti · 16-09-2015 2:06pm

Not a status. But I know of a couple who, after they got married, deleted their individual FB accounts and created a "joint" account.

Is that actually a thing? Even if it is....anyone who does it is a gobsh1te.

kunst nugget · 16-09-2015 2:09pm

Noopti wrote: »

Not a status. But I know of a couple who, after they got married, deleted their individual FB accounts and created a "joint" account.

Is that actually a thing? Even if it is....anyone who does it is a gobsh1te.

Christalmighty, people like that need to be neutered.

16-09-2015 2:12pm

Karmella wrote: »

This.

Think there was a 'study' done recently where they found that couples who gush over each other on FB are most likely the ones with the most problems- like they are over compensating.

Yeah, any couple that call each other babe, it's only a matter of time. Though it could be frequency illusion, when I hear of a couple breaking up I think of all the hand holding and "babe" stuff.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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