Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

brandnewaward

prostatuits........telpis

daisybelle2008

Yer itch Fluffyyy holes ...????

The freezer of food being robbed sounds familiar, I think we've heard from this wan before.

Whosthis

fima wrote: »

Slaggn my sick baby ur one sick .....................

That was spectacular. Are you friends with this person?

brandnewaward

is this the one that burnt here own leg and riding young lads in the back of the van?

jimmii

A lot of these are funny but I would genuinely worry for that persons mental state that is not a good sign.

yellowlabrador

What interesting lives some people have. I must be pretty boring and have boring friends to boot.

sligojoek

fima wrote: »

Slaggn my sick baby ur one sick Dog vermin scab u critter ull have no luck for it ye scum of the earth I ain't dumb n well u shud no��no it very verrry well u shud no it at tat ur just sad n pathetic haha ������ !!! u needed ur hole family to help u sad smelly tramp wat about ur kids think before u talk uv more history n a past 10 of the prostatuits dwn the the town has a better n cleaner past den ya ur the bike of the country and others u were people u wudnt like me to mention !!! like ur tooth u do, think of me wen ur lukn at it silly girl so u are !!! lmfao iv no prob one on one more Dan happy wit ur gonna do dis n dat talkn **** BULL**** tell all the Nancy's boys stand bk dis time n try do what ur sayn WARNING ye have hurt our kids more than once more then twice more than 3 times a lot of times and they are my life my hole world and I had to listen to everything ye vermin did out of our kids mouths step out instead of having a big mouth n been a keyboard warrior n roarn n sayn this n that to people u SIMPLETON we never bry kids into anything but yer just sick keep it up slagn my kids go on keep it up I'm lucky to have my kids here with me over sick inbreeds ye nearly got shot burnt n robbed there stuff n food to the frezzer and der clothes n jumped me on front of um and getn yer kids to bate um with things and they gets attacked for their ice cream n u say we don't look after or kids ye don't luck after yer selves don't be making up lies that's all YE are good at sayn yer up in court strike OUTSSSsss ye got ages ago n were still up make me laugh yer Good wit yer very good with yer lies go to the chemist n get bottles of cop on for de lot of ye baboons n stuff for yer itch Fluffyyyy holes LOL keep up heafty head n ur fella smokn De gear on a Thurs wen ur gone my son need for nothing talkn bout food telpis I almost fed yers my presses full money ye robbed my sis freezer anal come on like lmfao enjoy yer xmas dinner on us ���������� ������ my lil boy always every day money is in his pocket for the shop and ice cream man he had to go down to my mothers he hates it up there over ye vermin ***** burnt all our kids stuff to there were in the house we want nothing its ye robbed burnt wer not beggers atal wer choosers look at ur own wen ur saying about fathers of kids its just we didnt relise that were so much people family friends and people and proper human beings out that offerd and are concerned don't think wat happened me u saying u didn't get involved breaking news its der to be seen wud u like to see that video clip �� ����breaking into my house heafty frekkly head with ur horses hoofs�� the gym gear on every day of the week u wud want to visit one for urself put all fairness buger onfront of u on the tread mill n away wit ya try it sum time an the rowing wud help alot tell ur fella to stay off the fone askn the cost of the house of the damage of the house ye make me laugh well yer very worried about the damages arent ye ye won't be buying us with back handers or dirt money atal like ye do to people tryn to draw me out no my child u don't get involved u say I've a lovely clip off everyone of ye n u got involved and n it came from ur bk way to do DAT to the house LOL������

WOW.. Is there a TL;DR?

sligojoek

coolhull wrote: »

^^
God, I wish I had the intelligence to be able to read that. Judging from the little bits I could understand, I bet it's totally absorbing

I'm gonna take one for the team here, Coolhull. If I'm not back tomorrow, ring the guards.

readyletsgo

fima wrote: »

Slaggn my sick baby ur one sick Dog vermin scab u critter ull have no luck for it ye scum of the earth I ain't dumb n well u shud no👌no it very verrry well u shud no it at tat ur just sad n pathetic haha 😂😂😂 !!! u needed ur hole family to help u sad smelly tramp wat about ur kids think before u talk uv more history n a past 10 of the prostatuits dwn the the town has a better n cleaner past den ya ur the bike of the country and others u were people u wudnt like me to mention !!! like ur tooth u do, think of me wen ur lukn at it silly girl so u are !!! lmfao iv no prob one on one more Dan happy wit ur gonna do dis n dat talkn **** BULL**** tell all the Nancy's boys stand bk dis time n try do what ur sayn WARNING ye have hurt our kids more than once more then twice more than 3 times a lot of times and they are my life my hole world and I had to listen to everything ye vermin did out of our kids mouths step out instead of having a big mouth n been a keyboard warrior n roarn n sayn this n that to people u SIMPLETON we never bry kids into anything but yer just sick keep it up slagn my kids go on keep it up I'm lucky to have my kids here with me over sick inbreeds ye nearly got shot burnt n robbed there stuff n food to the frezzer and der clothes n jumped me on front of um and getn yer kids to bate um with things and they gets attacked for their ice cream n u say we don't look after or kids ye don't luck after yer selves don't be making up lies that's all YE are good at sayn yer up in court strike OUTSSSsss ye got ages ago n were still up make me laugh yer Good wit yer very good with yer lies go to the chemist n get bottles of cop on for de lot of ye baboons n stuff for yer itch Fluffyyyy holes LOL keep up heafty head n ur fella smokn De gear on a Thurs wen ur gone my son need for nothing talkn bout food telpis I almost fed yers my presses full money ye robbed my sis freezer anal come on like lmfao enjoy yer xmas dinner on us 😂😂😂ðŸ®ðŸ‘ 😂😂😂 my lil boy always every day money is in his pocket for the shop and ice cream man he had to go down to my mothers he hates it up there over ye vermin ***** burnt all our kids stuff to there were in the house we want nothing its ye robbed burnt wer not beggers atal wer choosers look at ur own wen ur saying about fathers of kids its just we didnt relise that were so much people family friends and people and proper human beings out that offerd and are concerned don't think wat happened me u saying u didn't get involved breaking news its der to be seen wud u like to see that video clip 😉 😊🙊breaking into my house heafty frekkly head with ur horses hoofs🴠the gym gear on every day of the week u wud want to visit one for urself put all fairness buger onfront of u on the tread mill n away wit ya try it sum time an the rowing wud help alot tell ur fella to stay off the fone askn the cost of the house of the damage of the house ye make me laugh well yer very worried about the damages arent ye ye won't be buying us with back handers or dirt money atal like ye do to people tryn to draw me out no my child u don't get involved u say I've a lovely clip off everyone of ye n u got involved and n it came from ur bk way to do DAT to the house LOL😂😂😂

Jesus christ. Got about a quarter ways through that reading aloud (because I had to) and gave up.

Mother of Pearl what is wrong with people's spelling! Is it rage spelling? Or just knacker speak?

sligojoek

My eyes actually do hurt. And that's not just a cliché.

I was 5 lines in when I discovered it was a bloke that was writing this.

I first thought she had the history of 10 protestants. *Go to specsavers. Again*

Freezer anal. Interesting.

breaking into my house heafty frekkly head with ur horses hoofs�� the gym gear on every day of the week u wud want to visit one for urself

@Fussyonion. That's a hard act to follow.

brandnewaward

sligojoek wrote: »

My eyes actually do hurt. And that's not just a cliché.

I was 5 lines in when I discovered it was a bloke that was writing this.

I first thought she had the history of 10 protestants. *Go to specsavers. Again*

Freezer anal. Interesting.



@Fussyonion. That's a hard act to follow.
how the feck did ya decipher it was a fella ?i actually got a headache reading that

sligojoek

Oh. It could be a girl to another girl.

sligojoek

Well I know the recipient is the "town bike" anyway. I first thought it was written by a spurned boyfriend.

haveringchick

This is what people do all day now
Fussin' and fuedin
These people used to have to work 12 hour shifts in wool factories just to survive
Now they just take time out from fighting to go down to the PO to get their SW
And then go right back to the never ending row
Everyone was better off when they were slaving in the wool factories
Including themselves

inforfun

coolhull wrote: »

^^
God, I wish I had the intelligence to be able to read that. Judging from the little bits I could understand, I bet it's totally absorbing

It is my intelligence that stops me from even trying.


My brain notices (thanks eyes) The Great Wall of Text(speak) > **** that.

mahoganygas

fima wrote:

Slaggn my sick baby ur one sick Dog vermin scab u critter ull have no luck for it ye scum of the earth I ain't dumb n well u shud no👌no it very verrry well u shud no it at tat ur just sad n pathetic haha 😂😂😂 !!! u needed ur hole family to help u sad smelly tramp wat about ur kids think before u talk uv more history n a past 10 of the prostatuits dwn the the town has a better n cleaner past den ya ur the bike of the country and others u were people u wudnt like me to mention !!! like ur tooth u do, think of me wen ur lukn at it silly girl so u are !!! lmfao iv no prob one on one more Dan happy wit ur gonna do dis n dat talkn **** BULL**** tell all the Nancy's boys stand bk dis time n try do what ur sayn WARNING ye have hurt our kids more than once more then twice more than 3 times a lot of times and they are my life my hole world and I had to listen to everything ye vermin did out of our kids mouths step out instead of having a big mouth n been a keyboard warrior n roarn n sayn this n that to people u SIMPLETON we never bry kids into anything but yer just sick keep it up slagn my kids go on keep it up I'm lucky to have my kids here with me over sick inbreeds ye nearly got shot burnt n robbed there stuff n food to the frezzer and der clothes n jumped me on front of um and getn yer kids to bate um with things and they gets attacked for their ice cream n u say we don't look after or kids ye don't luck after yer selves don't be making up lies that's all YE are good at sayn yer up in court strike OUTSSSsss ye got ages ago n were still up make me laugh yer Good wit yer very good with yer lies go to the chemist n get bottles of cop on for de lot of ye baboons n stuff for yer itch Fluffyyyy holes LOL keep up heafty head n ur fella smokn De gear on a Thurs wen ur gone my son need for nothing talkn bout food telpis I almost fed yers my presses full money ye robbed my sis freezer anal come on like lmfao enjoy yer xmas dinner on us 😂😂😂ðŸ®ðŸ‘ 😂😂😂 my lil boy always every day money is in his pocket for the shop and ice cream man he had to go down to my mothers he hates it up there over ye vermin ***** burnt all our kids stuff to there were in the house we want nothing its ye robbed burnt wer not beggers atal wer choosers look at ur own wen ur saying about fathers of kids its just we didnt relise that were so much people family friends and people and proper human beings out that offerd and are concerned don't think wat happened me u saying u didn't get involved breaking news its der to be seen wud u like to see that video clip 😉 😊🙊breaking into my house heafty frekkly head with ur horses hoofs🴠the gym gear on every day of the week u wud want to visit one for urself put all fairness buger onfront of u on the tread mill n away wit ya try it sum time an the rowing wud help alot tell ur fella to stay off the fone askn the cost of the house of the damage of the house ye make me laugh well yer very worried about the damages arent ye ye won't be buying us with back handers or dirt money atal like ye do to people tryn to draw me out no my child u don't get involved u say I've a lovely clip off everyone of ye n u got involved and n it came from ur bk way to do DAT to the house LOL😂😂😂

Full stop.

Dfmnoc

mahoganygas wrote: »

Full stop.

, to be continued.

BattleCorp

I'm wondering if that post is real. Who types telpis in a facebook rant?

fima

Whosthis wrote: »

That was spectacular. Are you friends with this person?

No! She is the sister in law of an acquaintance and when she posts anything it comes up as the acquaintance likes it. She's terrifying and mad but I don't worry about her mental state, more her children to be honest.

From what I can make out, its a family feud. She has a baby that was born slightly prematurely and is now perfectly fine. Hence the "sick baby"
She thinks these people are "rats". They do seem to have a vendetta against her, they murdered her little boys horse, set her house on fire and robbed all her children's toys and food. This is only one side of the story though and she seems to suffer from a chronic avoidance of full stops amongst other things.

jimmii

fima wrote: »

They do seem to have a vendetta against her, they murdered her little boys horse, set her house on fire and robbed all her children's toys and food.

What makes you think they have a vendetta!

When I was 7 my sister threw out my batman socks before I'd even worn them I couldn't believe a family member would do that. This family sounds worse.

fima

BattleCorp wrote: »

I'm wondering if that post is real. Who types telpis in a facebook rant?

It is real. I am sorry to say that it is very real.

BattleCorp

fima wrote: »

It is real. I am sorry to say that it is very real.

I'm so so so sorry for you. Knowing people like that. Such a shame for you and your family. I'd become a catholic missionary and move to Syria or Iraq if I was you. That's the safest thing to do.

arayess

fima wrote: »

No! She is the sister in law of an acquaintance and when she posts anything it comes up as the acquaintance likes it. She's terrifying and mad but I don't worry about her mental state, more her children to be honest.

From what I can make out, its a family feud. She has a baby that was born slightly prematurely and is now perfectly fine. Hence the "sick baby"
She thinks these people are "rats". They do seem to have a vendetta against her, they murdered her little boys horse, set her house on fire and robbed all her children's toys and food. This is only one side of the story though and she seems to suffer from a chronic avoidance of full stops amongst other things.

well your one does have the history of 10 prostitutes...
I'm saving that for my next row with my ex..

coolhull

arayess wrote: »

fima wrote: »

QUOTE]
well your one does have the history of 10 prostitutes.....

No, it was 10 ''prostatuites". They're different altogether

valoren

If that rant could be made look like the Star Wars opening scrawl it would be epic

jimmii

valoren wrote: »

If that rant could be made look like the Star Wars opening scrawl it would be epic

Can you imagine!

BattleCorp

jimmii wrote: »

Can you imagine!

You Sir are fcuking excellent. :pac:

jimmii

BattleCorp wrote: »

You Sir are fcuking excellent. :pac:

As much as I would like to take lots of credit it really was just a simple google!

Toto Wolfcastle

jimmii wrote: »

Can you imagine!

That actually made it much easier to read!

jimmii

Tried to figure out a way to embed it but it didn't seem to like it.

PopePalpatine

Toto Wolfcastle wrote: »

That actually made it much easier to read!

Can I say that I love your username/avatar combo? :pac:

marcbrophy

Savage jimmii

Liam McPoyle

jimmii wrote: »

Can you imagine!

Best thing ever!!

Spoopy

"People make such a big deal about sex, like its a natural thing, but I don't mean having sex with different ppl every weekend that's just aids hahaha"

rawn

At first i thought, the "a" key must be broke... but...

"My heart goes out to you *** I can only imsgine the disapointment n the lack of information n help or lsck of it by Rysn Air n a awful disctsve to be told next Thurddsy its unbelievsble ..Joe Duffy on Mondsy ..."

Potential Underachiever

A guy on my feed posts a link about Syrian refugees not getting full social welfare payments.

He comments with the link...Don't let them in full stop and look after Irish people that are homeless...and families that are struggling

Some of the replies are ridiculous! Here's a flavour.......

They should get ****ing nothing

To right ( a reply to the above)

nooo no give them the dole and let them lose and pay there way like the rest of us they wont be long ****ing off then

Its madness maca **** the government

Paint yourself black and you'd get everything

Burn the ****ers out god forgive me I wouldn't give the c!nts a tent

they all need to get there puritys right and help people that were born nd razed in there towns (This was my favourite, it was from the OP)

PopePalpatine

Let me guess, they couldn't give two sh*ts about the homeless if they couldn't have a go at the feckin' Muslims. :rolleyes:

jimmii

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Let me guess, they couldn't give two sh*ts about the homeless if they couldn't have a go at the feckin' Muslims. :rolleyes:

To right.

wonski

This time of the year again:

I wasn't going to tell anyone about this, but I feel like people need to know this happened, especially at this time of the year. Last night something truely amazing happened that almost brought me to tears on my way home from work. I was buying a ticket to get on the luas when a homeless man walked up next to me and asked me if i had any spare change. Anyone who lives in Dublin knows this is nothing strange on the red line. I wasn't sure if I even had enough cash on me for a ticket and when i put all the change i had into the machine I then turned to the homeless man and apologiezed and explained that I didn't even have enough change to get home and that I was sorry i couldn't help him out. The homeless man looked at me and said "you can take some of mine if you need it." I couldn't beilive that someone out on the street begging for change was so selfless and willing to help someone he didn't know and would probably never see again. Needless to say I said **** this luas I'll get the next one and helped the guy out as much as I could, and explained to him that I know he's out here struggling and i feel for him. The reason I'm sharing this is because i hope more people can experience the appreciation and care for another human being like i got to experience and I'm so grateful he gave this amazing experience to me. This Christmas I challenge everyone to get out of your comfort zone, forget all the bull**** going on in the world right now and help someone who needs it. If anyone wants to make any donations to focus Ireland this weekend, you can do so at the Turks head on Friday night and enjoy a free drum and bass show from SCM. Happy holidays.

Spoopy

"Like seriously this chap really thinks I care he's getting married? 😂😂 congrats go share your hiv in Nigeria texts me after 3 months telling me he is dying begging me to text back 😂😂 chap honestly die see if I care you don't make a difference to me and my sons life in the slightest so I couldn't give a **** what you do where you are or how you are 😂😂 rot for all I care you junkie ✌"

jimmii

Spoopy wrote: »

"Like seriously this chap really thinks I care he's getting married? 😂😂 congrats go share your hiv in Nigeria texts me after 3 months telling me he is dying begging me to text back 😂😂 chap honestly die see if I care you don't make a difference to me and my sons life in the slightest so I couldn't give a **** what you do where you are or how you are 😂😂 rot for all I care you junkie ✌"

Nothing says I don't care like a good old Facebook rant.

martyos121

wonski wrote: »

This time of the year again:

I always comment "I don't believe ya" on this type of post. It's a full evening of entertainment for free.

M5

coolhull wrote: »

^^
God, I wish I had the intelligence to be able to read that. Judging from the little bits I could understand, I bet it's totally absorbing

Have you seen the film Pi?

via4

The things my Alisha comes out with she is after asking me were is her brown mam cus I am white and she is half casted love my babies more than words can say 💕

coolhull

via4 wrote: »

The things my Alisha comes out with she is after asking me were is her brown mam cus I am white and she is half casted love my babies more than words can say 💕

I have an old iron candle stick like that..Never finished casting it

MonkstownHoop

Aldi is going to be packed this week with all the free €40 vouchers they're giving away on Facebook ;-)

Gaygooner

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Aldi is going to be packed this week with all the free €40 vouchers they're giving away on Facebook ;-)

I saw that - how gullible are some people???

via4

via4 wrote: »

The things my Alisha comes out with she is after asking me were is her brown mam cus I am white and she is half casted love my babies more than words can say 💕

This has to be near the top of the best/worst list.

A mother describing her daughter as "half casted"!

fussyonion

""Our amazin Ma god tuk home 2 years ago today not a single day has gone pass tat we don't think about you or miss the amazin mother sole- mate best friend we ever knewing a wise woman who tawt us so much and after ur passing ur wise words came through and still are to this day so our amazin en specail Ma en sole mate rest en sleep tite till we all see en wrap our arms around each other a mothers love endless our angle hope ur proud of all no dought u are we stand as one Ma they way yous had us till we are together again as one xxxxxxxxxx god bless Ma en all family above en all angels n merry christmas en please god let it be full of happiness en all the presnts people want xxxxx""

coolhull

Girl 1 : "Owch, I got stinged by a waps dis morn"
Girl 2 : "Gawd, where?"
Girl 1 : "Ou on me deckin"