Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

""Our amazin Ma god tuk home 2 years ago today not a single day has gone pass tat we don't think about you or miss the amazin mother sole- mate best friend we ever knewing a wise woman who tawt us so much and after ur passing ur wise words came through and still are to this day so our amazin en specail Ma en sole mate rest en sleep tite till we all see en wrap our arms around each other a mothers love endless our angle hope ur proud of all no dought u are we stand as one Ma they way yous had us till we are together again as one xxxxxxxxxx god bless Ma en all family above en all angels n merry christmas en please god let it be full of happiness en all the presnts people want xxxxx""

While I appreciate the sentiments, and sympathise with the family, I do think it would have meant more if s/he had turned on Spellchecker before releasing the message to the public

jimmii

coolhull wrote: »

While I appreciate the sentiments, and sympathise with the family, I do think it would have meant more if s/he had turned on Spellchecker before releasing the message to the public

If people did use spellcheck this thread wouldn't be half as fun though!

mynameis905

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Limerick women say it.

I live there but I've yet to hear it in the wild.

RainyDay

fussyonion wrote: »

""Our amazin Ma god tuk home 2 years ago today not a single day has gone pass tat we don't think about you or miss the amazin mother sole- mate best friend we ever knewing a wise woman who tawt us so much and after ur passing ur wise words came through and still are to this day so our amazin en specail Ma en sole mate rest en sleep tite till we all see en wrap our arms around each other a mothers love endless our angle hope ur proud of all no dought u are we stand as one Ma they way yous had us till we are together again as one xxxxxxxxxx god bless Ma en all family above en all angels n merry christmas en please god let it be full of happiness en all the presnts people want xxxxx""

Ma was great, but I wish she spent a bit more time on the English homework with the kids.

Jim Bob Scratcher

coolhull wrote: »

Girl 1 : "Owch, I got stinged by a waps dis morn"
Girl 2 : "Gawd, where?"
Girl 1 : "Ou on me deckin"

No recession there.

fussyonion

Ah here.

Girl posted a picture of a buggy beside a Christmas tree with the caption:

"Any day now little prince or princess will pop out!!!!--feeling fertile".

I feel sick.

Kovu

fussyonion wrote: »

Ah here.

Girl posted a picture of a buggy beside a Christmas tree with the caption:

"Any day now little prince or princess will pop out!!!!--feeling fertile".

I feel sick.

Hahaha, if that was someone on my friends list I'd be posting a picture of a bag of fertiliser.

yellowlabrador

Ignorant people can be so cruel!! I'm posting this because people are mocked and laughed at for things beyond their control... I suffer with a couple of these illnesses as do some of my family and friends.... Not one of my Facebook friends will copy and paste (but I am counting on a true family member or friend to do it). If you would be there for me no matter what then copy and paste this. I'm doing this to prove a friend wrong that someone is always listening. I care. Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (IBS, Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Dystonia, Chronic Pain, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, AS, ME, , Epilepsy, hereditary angioedema , AUTISM, Borderline personality disorder, M.D.,D.D.D., CFS, Histiocytosis, O.D.D, A.D.H.D, RSD, PBC,RLS etc.) Never judge. I copied and pasted for all my friends who have one or more of these problems

any one missed out?

sligojoek

yellowlabrador wrote: »

Ignorant people can be so cruel!! I'm posting this because people are mocked and laughed at for things beyond their control... I suffer with a couple of these illnesses as do some of my family and friends.... Not one of my Facebook friends will copy and paste (but I am counting on a true family member or friend to do it). If you would be there for me no matter what then copy and paste this. I'm doing this to prove a friend wrong that someone is always listening. I care. Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (IBS, Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Dystonia, Chronic Pain, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, AS, ME, , Epilepsy, hereditary angioedema , AUTISM, Borderline personality disorder, M.D.,D.D.D., CFS, Histiocytosis, O.D.D, A.D.H.D, RSD, PBC,RLS etc.) Never judge. I copied and pasted for all my friends who have one or more of these problems

any one missed out?

The brain dead.

EoghanIRL

Earlier this year:
"got accepted to collage"

Now:
"Made a Christmas college"

Pherekydes

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Earlier this year:
"got accepted to collage"

Now:
"Made a Christmas college"

Pity they weren't excepted to "collage".

coolhull

yellowlabrador wrote: »

Ignorant people can be so cruel!! I'm posting this because people are mocked and laughed at for things beyond their control... I suffer with a couple of these illnesses as do some of my family and friends.... Not one of my Facebook friends will copy and paste (but I am counting on a true family member or friend to do it). If you would be there for me no matter what then copy and paste this. I'm doing this to prove a friend wrong that someone is always listening. I care. Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (IBS, Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Dystonia, Chronic Pain, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, AS, ME, , Epilepsy, hereditary angioedema , AUTISM, Borderline personality disorder, M.D.,D.D.D., CFS, Histiocytosis, O.D.D, A.D.H.D, RSD, PBC,RLS etc.) Never judge. I copied and pasted for all my friends who have one or more of these problems

any one missed out?

Sexually Transmitted Diseases?

rawn

http://cheezburger.com/7070042880

Oh dear.

whatismyname

"I don't know how much more I can bare!"

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

http://cheezburger.com/7070042880

Oh dear.

"Im hvn BBY. Im hvn BBY"
Hopefully wth as fw vowls as pssble

The Randy Riverbeast

She could just be working from the galactic standard calendar. Im not sure how she is having a before the battle of Yavin though. Maybe she just knows it's soon so is preparing for it?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Standard_Calendar

Queenalocin

I would like to as a question to urselves, y r d staff in all d lidl shops using dem headphone tings, it is so disrespectful wen u take ur shopping to d till and d person behind d counter is too busy talking on d ear piece to even say hello to u!!! Wat is d reason for dese headpieces!!!!

sligojoek

Yard staff??

Hemerodrome

sligojoek wrote: »

Yard staff??

y r d = why are the

I feel bad for me that I know that.

sligojoek

Hemerodrome wrote: »

y r d = why are the

I feel bad for me that I know that.

I was trying to pretend I didn't know.

JellieBabie

Pherekydes wrote: »

Pity they weren't excepted to "collage".

Accepted* surely?

Hemerodrome

sligojoek wrote: »

I was trying to pretend I didn't know.

I gave myself away for nothing 😔

inforfun

rawn wrote: »

http://cheezburger.com/7070042880

Oh dear.

coolhull wrote: »

"Im hvn BBY. Im hvn BBY"
Hopefully wth as fw vowls as pssble

Someone should follow that account one way or the other.

Cant imagine that the name that poor kid will be blessed with, will not be another highlight.

FallSilently

Hemerodrome wrote: »

I gave myself away for nothing 😔

That's okay, I honestly didn't know that!

Chris_Bradley

Just thought this article would be apt for this superb thread:D

'Hitman advertised himself as contract killer on Facebook - posing with weapons and cash'

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hitman-advertised-himself-contract-killer-5214192

Hemerodrome

FallSilently wrote: »

That's okay, I honestly didn't know that!

Tanx hun I fele a byt moar lyk i tuk 1 fer de teem know xx

jimmii

JellieBabie wrote: »

Accepted* surely?

Aseptd surely!

EoghanIRL

Akseptd and don't call me surely!

El Weirdo

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Akseptd and don't call me surely!

Shirley, surely?

PTH2009

'I like to wish everyone in heaven I know a very happy Christmas'.

They have Wi-Fi in heaven now

Job description- full time mad bastard

secondrowgal

A good one for a change

To all you lovely people who were born post 1990 I would just like to inform you that Mac lipstick, urban decay palettes, MK watches,converse runners, etc etc are NOT I repeat NOT "stocking fillers" whoever even coined that phrase should be SHOT !!! Oranges, taytos, chocolate and sweets are stocking fillers okay, comprendez?? You know who you are xxxxxx yyyyyyy zzzzzzzzzz �� �� �� �� �� �� �� oh and happy Christmas ����ho ho ho

chocksaway

Idiot #1: "They're still arresting people in connection of the Paris attacks, but I haven't seen one funeral from the Paris attacks?
Anyone the same?"....... " I haven't seen anything about those who died or any bodies, I think it was all a hoax really"

Idiot #2: "Still I've seen the amount of detail that they put into mock terror attacks followed by pictures media coverage and clips of films the elite will do anything to get there war also 3 times have I seen the same person at 9/11 the London bombings Paris Boston bombings my pal has the pictures I wouldn't put anything past them" there is only one family left in Syria that oppose the other elitists and they will do everything possible to wipe them out then no one is in their way.."


absolute f*cking twats!!! same moron that posts pictures of an airplane in the sky with a comment saying "geo-engineering in process"

RainyDay

chocksaway wrote: »

Idiot #1: "They're still arresting people in connection of the Paris attacks, but I haven't seen one funeral from the Paris attacks?
Anyone the same?"....... " I haven't seen anything about those who died or any bodies, I think it was all a hoax really"

Idiot #2: "Still I've seen the amount of detail that they put into mock terror attacks followed by pictures media coverage and clips of films the elite will do anything to get there war also 3 times have I seen the same person at 9/11 the London bombings Paris Boston bombings my pal has the pictures I wouldn't put anything past them" there is only one family left in Syria that oppose the other elitists and they will do everything possible to wipe them out then no one is in their way.."


absolute f*cking twats!!! same moron that posts pictures of an airplane in the sky with a comment saying "geo-engineering in process"

On a similar vein, I overhead my wife's uncle telling the assembled throngs recently how 'they' have a cure for cancer, but 'they' are not letting it out, as they're making too much money treating it.

I was just stunned.

kunst nugget

RainyDay wrote: »

On a similar vein, I overhead my wife's uncle telling the assembled throngs recently how 'they' have a cure for cancer, but 'they' are not letting it out, as they're making too much money treating it.

I was just stunned.

Fellas like that need to be called out for the eejits they are.

chocksaway

RainyDay wrote: »

On a similar vein, I overhead my wife's uncle telling the assembled throngs recently how 'they' have a cure for cancer, but 'they' are not letting it out, as they're making too much money treating it.

I was just stunned.

another one of the lemon juice and baking soda cures cancer twats? sure even water will kill cancer cells in a glass dish!

mahoganygas

'Some thoughts as we enter the holiday season....'

Jim Bob Scratcher

A man will admit his wrongs and try to fix them. A boy will find excuses and constantly blame you for why he's hurting you.

:rolleyes:

kunst nugget

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

A man will admit his wrongs and try to fix them. A boy will find excuses and constantly blame you for why he's hurting you.

:rolleyes:

It wasn't beside a picture of Marilyn Monroe, was it? They're always sticking her gob beside kunty quotes like that.

Jim Bob Scratcher

kunst nugget wrote: »

It wasn't beside a picture of Marilyn Monroe, was it? They're always sticking her gob beside kunty quotes like that.

No it was a picture of some bloke. But the same one who uploaded that status is always putting nonsense up like this, a real man does this and that etc...

coolhull

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

No it was a picture of some bloke. But the same one who uploaded that status is always putting nonsense up like this, a real man does this and that etc...

A real man wouldn't bother his arse posting sh1te on Facebook

Lando Griffin

Felon trapped like when ure in a room wit no windo r dor r roof or floor.

Ted_YNWA

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Felon trapped like when ure in a room wit no windo r dor r roof or floor.

In a room with no door, floor or roof Are they floating around somewhere?

coolhull

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Felon trapped like when ure in a room wit no windo r dor r roof or floor.

A room "wit no windo r dor r roof r floor" would be basically your garden. No wonder they're ''felon" trapped

RainyDay

kunst nugget wrote: »

Fellas like that need to be called out for the eejits they are.

Yeah, I'm half kicking myself for not taking him out, but sure look, it was her family, so I wasn't going to take a pop at him at a family occasion.

PopePalpatine

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Felon trapped like when ure in a room wit no windo r dor r roof or floor.

Well don't just sit around posting on Facebook about it, ring the guards, there's a felon on the loose!

The Randy Riverbeast

PopePalpatine wrote: »

Well don't just sit around posting on Facebook about it, ring the guards, there's a felon on the loose!

It's ok, he's trapped in some form of sims house where you can remove the doors. He'll become a ghost and haunt the family.

fussyonion

:pac:

http://tinypic.com/r/ivffvp/9

MagicIRL

fussyonion wrote: »

:pac:

http://tinypic.com/r/ivffvp/9

Seriously, have you considered publishing a book? It'll be every waiting room table across the country :pac:

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

:pac:

http://tinypic.com/r/ivffvp/9

Your posts would make a great. TVseries, fussy.....woop woop!

Toto Wolfcastle

fussyonion wrote: »

:pac:

http://tinypic.com/r/ivffvp/9

I have a feeling that your Facebook friends might be our greatest gift this Christmas.