Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

dreamers75

Don't like what I put on ear **** OFF don't care wot ppl think bwt sum1 having a good night wot I find funny is ppl try rip me then send friends request n inboxes ‪#‎GETAGRIP‬

I really wish I could post what this is about :eek:

Chris_Bradley

My mate's just recent ex who's still his friend on FB.....

"Can't even go the f**kin shops without been asked out lately, It's a hard life girls isn't it?"

MonkstownHoop

U scam everyone (benifishiory scam) ppl BAWARE DO NOT SEND MONEY!!! N deffo don't let them use ur account mine has been frozen n investigated coz of Jamie #fraud #scammer #watchout ppl!!!

Neil Issagum

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

U scam everyone (benifishiory scam) ppl BAWARE DO NOT SEND MONEY!!! N deffo don't let them use ur account mine has been frozen n investigated coz of Jamie #fraud #scammer #watchout ppl!!!

It's not the end of the world, he only has 188 euro in his account each week

mightyreds

I just came across one of the greatest profiles ever, I dunno if I can mention names but it's a lad from Middlesborough, he has pictures of him and his girlfriend on the session. He has 50k views on the photos so someone on here must of seen them

Edit: it's actually the girls Facebook

TitianGerm

mightyreds wrote: »

I just came across one of the greatest profiles ever, I dunno if I can mention names but it's a lad from Middlesborough, he has pictures of him and his girlfriend on the session. He has 50k views on the photos so someone on here must of seen them

Edit: it's actually the girls Facebook

Sounds great !!:P

GAAman

Everyone in my friends list seems to be sharing that stuff, seems not only is there those pics but she was also on Jeremy Kyle

I'm truly shocked :pac:

mightyreds

GAAman wrote: »

Everyone in my friends list seems to be sharing that stuff, seems not only is there those pics but she was also on Jeremy Kyle

I'm truly shocked :pac:

Looks like she'd fit in on jeremy kyle it's a car crash of a profile I wasnt even sure if it was a joke or not

Pherekydes

Don't like what I put on ear **** OFF don't care wot ppl think bwt sum1 having a good night wot I find funny is ppl try rip me then send friends request n inboxes ‪#‎GETAGRIP‬

dreamers75 wrote: »

I really wish I could post what this is about :eek:

If you don't like what I put on here then fuck off. I don't care what people think about someone having a good night. What I find funny is people try to rip me, then send friend's request in inboxes. Hashtag Take control of yourself.

rawn

I cane in here to post some stuff off that page too! Although i do not agree with people sharing that girl's photo album around FB, it's bullying and i don't know why people think it's OK.

Edit: how do you post screenshots from a phone to this?

GAAman

rawn wrote: »

I cane in here to post some stuff off that page too! Although i do not agree with people sharing that girl's photo album around FB, it's bullying and i don't know why people think it's OK.

Edit: how do you post screenshots from a phone to this?

The first part of this post is literally the polar opposite of the second part.....

Valentina

Pherekydes wrote: »

If you don't like what I put on here then fuck off. I don't care what people think about someone having a good night. What I find funny is people try to rip me, then send friend's request in inboxes. Hashtag Take control of yourself.

Think they meant they wish they could post the circumstances that caused that status to be posted, not a translation...

rawn

Cos thousands of people on facebook are sharing the photos of this girl and slagging her appearance directly to her. Posting anonymous redacted comments here without directly victimising someone is entirely different.

MonkstownHoop

rawn wrote: »

Cos thousands of people on facebook are sharing the photos of this girl and slagging her appearance directly to her. Posting anonymous redacted comments here without directly victimising someone is entirely different.

Well when you post pics like that for the world to see what do you expect

rawn

MonkstownHoop wrote:

Well when you post pics like that for the world to see what do you expect

I know she shouldn't have posted it, but the bullying on her page is ridiculous.

Valentina

I hav mi fone in a container o rice , pls god turn back on . Before I hav a heat attack

Hun it haz 2 b basmatti rice

TWO DAYS LATER...

Can evrybdy send me der fon nums I broke mi fone an hav a new fone but no fone num 's pls

gutenberg

What do you get when you have a cluster f*ck orgy of symptoms?! The perfect storm ⛈ and a trip to Urgent Care - they took �� [blood] & �� [poo]!!!
I have a VIRAL INFECTION that pissed off my FIBROMYALGIA, the FIBRO f*cked the IBS into high gear, the IBS and a nasty BACTERIAL INFECTION woke up the devil and my DIVERTICULITIS gots me sicker then the Black Plague inside, I'll be on two different types of Antibiotics for the next week!!!
Thank you XXXX for taking me to Urgent care and Shut Up XXXX I did not get this from being fat and eating too many ???'s!!!* Love Yeah!!! Hahah!!

TMI.

* the ??? is the question mark in a box symbol you find on phone keyboards, but it didn't transfer over. I have no idea what he's on about there!

coolhull

gutenberg wrote: »

TMI.

* the ??? is the question mark in a box symbol you find on phone keyboards, but it didn't transfer over. I have no idea what he's on about there!

But sure we all love to hear about the medical symptoms of perfect strangers....... don't we?

gutenberg

coolhull wrote: »

But sure we all love to hear about the medical symptoms of perfect strangers....... don't we?

Oh yes. And the fact that their friend(s) think they're a fat f*cker :pac:

Neil Issagum

These fukcing things are getting worse

"POLICE WARNING!! Police Warning Ladies: If you are a female, take heed! If you are male and have a significant female in your life who you care about, whether it's your wife, your girlfriend, your daughter, your sister, your niece, your cousin, your next door neighbor; whomever..............pass this along! Always, "Be...tter safe than sorry!" A man came over and offered his services as a painter to a female putting gas in her car and left his card. She said no, but accepted his card out of courtesy and got in her car. The man then got into a car driven by another gentleman. As the lady left the service station, she saw the men following her out of the station at the same time. Almost immediately, she started to feel dizzy and could not catch her breath. She tried to open the window and realized that the odor was on her hand; the same hand which accepted the card from the gentleman at the gas station.
She then noticed the men were immediately behind her and she felt she needed to do something at that moment. She drove into the first driveway and began to honk her horn repeatedly to ask for help. The men drove away but the lady still felt pretty bad for several minutes after she could finally catch her breath. Apparently, there was a substance on the card that could have seriously injured her. This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA' and it is used by people who wish to incapacitate a victim in order to steal from or take advantage of them. This drug is four times more dangerous than the date rape drug and is transferable on simple cards. So take heed and make sure you don't accept cards at any given time you are alone or from someone on the streets. This applies to those making house calls and slipping you a card when they offer their services. PLEASE SEND THIS E-MAIL ALERT!"

JustShon

Neil Issagum wrote: »

This drug is called 'BURUNDANGA'

I love the made up drug name. I'm just picturing some lad in an alley asking for "a birra burundanga"

There was one about colourful meth crystals being given out around Halloween disguised as candy.

I often wonder if I just made up one of these could I get it to spread?

PARlance

JustShon wrote: »

I love the made up drug name. I'm just picturing some lad in an alley asking for "a birra burundanga"

There was one about colourful meth crystals being given out around Halloween disguised as candy.

I often wonder if I just made up one of these could I get it to spread?

It's a real drug. Documentary about it here https://youtu.be/ToQ8PWYnu04

inforfun

Yep.... aka Scopolamine

Scopolamine often blown into faces of victims or added to drinks
Within minutes, victims are like 'zombies' - coherent, but with no free will
Some victims report emptying bank accounts to robbers or helping them pillage own house
Drug is made from borrachero tree, which is common in Colombia

JustShon

PARlance wrote: »

It's a real drug. Documentary about it here https://youtu.be/ToQ8PWYnu04

Fair enough. I'll give it a watch later.

Neil Issagum

inforfun wrote: »

Yep.... aka Scopolamine

Scopolamine often blown into faces of victims or added to drinks
Within minutes, victims are like 'zombies' - coherent, but with no free will
Some victims report emptying bank accounts to robbers or helping them pillage own house
Drug is made from borrachero tree, which is common in Colombia

Still, I can't see it happening to the person who shared it or any of her friends during their weekly trip to the post office in Mullingar

Michael D Not Higgins

Neil Issagum wrote: »

Still, I can't see it happening to the person who shared it or any of her friends during their weekly trip to the post office in Mullingar

Yeah I wouldn't be worried unless you're backpacking in South America.

inforfun

Oh no. me neither. Certainly not on an epidemic scale as described in that facebook thing and at the same time nowhere in the news.

But 1 part of that story is for sure not made up, the drug name.

kunst nugget

PARlance wrote: »

It's a real drug. Documentary about it here https://youtu.be/ToQ8PWYnu04

The story is patently bullshít though. Snopes is always your friend with these.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/burundanga.asp

The account speculates the business card passed to the woman at the gas station had been imbued with burundanga, an extract of the datura plant (typically found in Colombia) which contains alkaloids such as scopolamine (the "Devil's Breath" of the May 2012 e-mailed alert) and atropine. However, burundanga has no scent (or flavor), so even a card saturated with it wouldn't be described as producing a "strong odor." As well, this drug needs to be swallowed or inhaled if it is to have the effect described here; mere incidental tactile contact with an item permeated by it wouldn't deliver a sufficient quantity to the intended victim's system.

Burundanga is said to render its ingesters into disoriented zombies (awake and talkative but powerless to resist orders) and is believed to be used by robbers and rapists in Colombia to render potential victims tractable. It is sometimes termed a "zombie powder" and is regarded as a date rape drug. At higher doses, the drug can cause disorientation, memory loss, hallucinations, and convulsion, and its effects can last for days. Burundanga-drugged victims have reportedly been found days after they've gone missing, wandering aimlessly with no clear idea of what happened to them. Those under its influence have been known to empty their bank accounts, and even to act as drug mules. Typically, the drug is slipped into the food or drink of intended victims, or is packed into cigarettes or sticks of gum which are then offered to the targets.

There is controversy as to how much of their free will victims ultimately surrender under the drug's sway. While there is little dispute that datura alkaloids do cause significant disorientation, there are those who believe burundanga's supposed "brainwashing" effects are better understood in terms of disinhibition which causes people to act in ways they later regret.

PARlance

kunst nugget wrote: »

The story is patently bullshít though. Snopes is always your friend with these.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/burundanga.asp

I don't need Snopes to tell me if a story like that is real or not. I was merely pointing out that it's a real drug.

JustShon

PARlance wrote: »

I don't need Snopes to tell me if a story like that is real or not. I was merely pointing out that it's a real drug.

I was falling into the trap of assuming that ALL of a post like that is bullsh*t instead of it being just MOSTLY bullsh*t

Thoie

JustShon wrote: »

I was falling into the trap of assuming that ALL of a post like that is bullsh*t instead of it being just MOSTLY bullsh*t

There's usually a bit of truth in them. Women do go to petrol stations. Sometimes people hand out business cards. Email exists.

MonkstownHoop

Larry Murphy's back apparently, dear god people will share any old ****e on facebook

cowboyBuilder

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Larry Murphy's back apparently, dear god people will share any old ****e on facebook

He´s not back is he !! ?? :eek: jesus where ???

BaZmO*

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

He´s not back is he !! ?? :eek: jesus where ???

Everywhere. But mainly on Facebook.

Neil Issagum

He has the ability to appear in multiple locations around Ireland within minutes

Lisha

Neil Issagum wrote: »

He has the ability to appear in multiple locations around Ireland within minutes

He must have a loyalty card for Centra. He has been in every Centra by now I'd say.

anewme

friend just checked into Palmerstown cemetery

Ted_YNWA

anewme wrote:

friend just checked into Palmerstown cemetery

Novel way of "Hope u ok hun"s

inforfun

anewme wrote: »

friend just checked into Palmerstown cemetery

Someone left his phone in his coffin?

https://media.giphy.com/media/26tP5FCqtV6enXe3S/giphy.gif

coolhull

anewme wrote: »

friend just checked into Palmerstown cemetery

Will he be there long?

siblers

Girl on New Year's Day puts up a pic of a healthy smoothie with #newyearnewme. She did the same the day after with the same hashtag.

Yesterday she got tagged in a comment regarding some a video of some cats and she replies "I'm so drnk no can't cope wit dem xx"

#newyearsameoldattentionseekingyou

Chris_Bradley

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner."

coolhull

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner."

Or I could be a slow learner

Potential Underachiever

Ive heard of complete n utter ****ebags mother a god im here laughn the person whos reportn me can obviously see my posts so heres one yea b d big person grow a set a balls n knock me ****n door im at home now dis minute call n tell me wat ur ****n problem is ill b waitn in all nite so i am ..

either that or go get urself a life cos if u actually sit bk n think ur obviously sittn at home on ur fat ****n ass been a complete n utter ****ebag sad **** .... so come on ill b waitn for a knock on me door ... ur doing nutin but amusing me .....
laughed at sad ****

jimmii

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

ur doing nutin but amusing me .....

And reportn them obviously. I wonder if they were reporting them for crimes against spelling. If they did go to the house I doubt they could understand what this person was trying to say.

Potential Underachiever

jimmii wrote: »

And reportn them obviously. I wonder if they were reporting them for crimes against spelling. If they did go to the house I doubt they could understand what this person was trying to say.

Someone is reporting her photos saying they contain nudity, they don't. But anyway it's been an on going drama for a few days, she's ranting a few times a day about something that apparently amuses her, the 'r u ok hun' replies are also flooding in, so much drama!

valoren

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Ive heard of complete n utter ****ebags mother a god im here laughn the person whos reportn me can obviously see my posts so heres one yea b d big person grow a set a balls n knock me ****n door im at home now dis minute call n tell me wat ur ****n problem is ill b waitn in all nite so i am ..

either that or go get urself a life cos if u actually sit bk n think ur obviously sittn at home on ur fat ****n ass been a complete n utter ****ebag sad **** .... so come on ill b waitn for a knock on me door ... ur doing nutin but amusing me .....
laughed at sad ****

That's the classic "I've been outwitted and called out on my behaviour so I better resort to the come and have a go if you think your hard enough" defence right there. CHECK MATE!

jimmii

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Someone is reporting her photos saying they contain nudity, they don't. But anyway it's been an on going drama for a few days, she's ranting a few times a day about something that apparently amuses her, the 'r u ok hun' replies are also flooding in, so much drama!

Ah I see I just assumed it was to the Gardai given the quality of the rant! What a bizarre response to something so irrelevant! If my pictures were being reported like that I would give less than 0 fks!

rawn

jimmii wrote: »

Ah I see I just assumed it was to the Gardai given the quality of the rant! What a bizarre response to something so irrelevant! If my pictures were being reported like that I would give less than 0 fks!

I'm confused...

jimmii

rawn wrote: »

I'm confused...

Its a thread full of confusion its ok!