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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1412
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    sligojoek wrote: »
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY B******! 12 years ago my life was blessed with your beautiful presence! I love you endlessly & am so honored & proud to be your mommy! You are truly a special & wonderful person with the warmest heart & kindest spirit! Your character, strength & wits are unmatched & there is nothing you can't accomplish! The world is your oyster my precious baby girl.

    Did she actually call her child Bastard?


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    #1413
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,052 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    emmetkenny wrote: »
    I'm sure they have a job with grammer/spelling like that :D

    It is grammar!


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    #1414
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    sligojoek wrote: »
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY B******! 12 years ago my life was blessed with your beautiful presence! I love you endlessly & am so honored & proud to be your mommy! You are truly a special & wonderful person with the warmest heart & kindest spirit! Your character, strength & wits are unmatched & there is nothing you can't accomplish! The world is your oyster my precious baby girl.
    When the 'precious baby girl's friends in secondary school read this, they'll
    won't give her a hard time...... will they?


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    #1415
    TitianGerm
    Registered Users Posts: 27,995 ✭✭✭✭TitianGerm


    joeguevara wrote: »
    It is grammar!

    Speed typing on my phone. Dam phone not correcting it for me :(


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    #1416
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "An extra fiver a month child benefit see yiz ta u were being sly now with puttin the price of smokes up but see im not tick an extra fiver will cover that so what kinda sense is that?? #canttellmewhattodo #notgoingtopunishme #doingitalone #dontneedhelp #singlemotherpower #childbenefit #bugdet 2016 #strong"


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    #1417
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "An extra fiver a month child benefit see yiz ta u were being sly now with puttin the price of smokes up but see im not tick an extra fiver will cover that so what kinda sense is that?? #canttellmewhattodo #notgoingtopunishme #doingitalone #dontneedhelp #singlemotherpower #childbenefit #bugdet 2016 #strong"
    Jesus fucking Christ.


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    #1418
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    She must have a lot of children or she only smokes 10 x 20fags a month


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    #1419
    ivytwine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭ivytwine


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "An extra fiver a month child benefit see yiz ta u were being sly now with puttin the price of smokes up but see im not tick an extra fiver will cover that so what kinda sense is that?? #canttellmewhattodo #notgoingtopunishme #doingitalone #dontneedhelp #singlemotherpower #childbenefit #bugdet 2016 #strong"

    Ugh as a child of a single mother that really pisses me off. Thanks for pandering to the stereotypes you gowl. (Your mate, not you, fussyonion!)


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    #1420
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "yiz ta"

    you thought

    Love it


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    #1421
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "An extra fiver a month child benefit see yiz ta u were being sly now with puttin the price of smokes up but see im not tick an extra fiver will cover that so what kinda sense is that?? #canttellmewhattodo #notgoingtopunishme #doingitalone #dontneedhelp #singlemotherpower #childbenefit #bugdet 2016 #strong"

    #yiztashewastickanal #childrensallowanceismeanttobespentonyourchildren #giveupthefagsyouhag #fussyonionhastobemakingtheseup #stoptheworldimgettingoff


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    #1422
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    For once, a sensible FB post


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/365648.PNG


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    #1423
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,093 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    coolhull wrote: »
    For once, a sensible FB post


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/365648.PNG

    Could be worse, at least it's not a minion!


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    #1424
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "An extra fiver a month child benefit see yiz ta u were being sly now with puttin the price of smokes up but see im not tick an extra fiver will cover that so what kinda sense is that?? #canttellmewhattodo #notgoingtopunishme #doingitalone #dontneedhelp #singlemotherpower #childbenefit #bugdet 2016 #strong"
    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Jesus fucking Christ.

    This universal suffrage thing just isn't working out.


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    #1425
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    pc7 wrote: »
    Could be worse, at least it's not a minion!

    I hate that crap. People think they can post the most sanctimonious, anti-social crapola as long as it has a dozy faced minion underneath.

    In fact, I may find one for this post


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    #1426
    stephenl15
    Registered Users Posts: 5,885 ✭✭✭stephenl15


    cantdecide wrote: »
    I hate that crap. People think they can post the most sanctimonious, anti-social crapola as long as it has a dozy faced minion underneath.

    In fact, I may find one for this post

    Any luck?:P


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    #1427
    cantdecide
    Registered Users Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    stephenl15 wrote: »
    Any luck?:P


    Yes, actually


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    #1428
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    ^^^

    Can't stop laughing at that


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    #1429
    Diamond Doll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭Diamond Doll


    "Anyone know what night tricker treating is please??"


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    #1430
    wallywhittle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 140 ✭✭wallywhittle


    Boy, do I feel stupid sitting here in Kielys with my Ian Madigan Group Stage haircut.


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    #1431
    bajer101
    Registered Users Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    wallywhittle wrote: »
    Boy, do I feel stupid sitting here in Kielys with my Ian Madigan Group Stage haircut.

    I think it is ok for you to credit Ross O'Carroll Kelly with that one.


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    #1432
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,819 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Girl (friend of my cousin) has been "sharing her memories" from last year.
    Y'know this incredibly annoying feature where you share a pic you posted a year ago?
    Well she's shared about 20 of them, all after each other.
    She's filling my timeline with pics I have no interest in seeing and I doubt anyone else cares either.

    I didn't like them the first time round when she spammed my timeline and now she seems to think people will be thrilled to see them again.

    I've unfollowed her now, which is just as well as she's due a baby in two weeks and she's no doubt going to spam my timeline with pics of her baby being born/being fed/being burped/having a sh*t....
    Most FB "Mommys" are the same.


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    #1433
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    You have broken this thread by unfollowing her Fussy.

    Your timeline has contributed some great gems here.

    Weird to be complimenting you have crazy friends/acquaintances.


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    #1434
    mackeire
    Registered Users Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    a fw yrs (well 4/5) sum lil scumbags broke in2 my car n rob,d all my original cds, i had a feel,n hu they wer i followed up on it n cops involved they 2 nu hu they thot it woz but as usual they cudnt confront thm coz of ramafications (woogoo go me)big word 4me haha any hoo sum1 found 2 cards n messaged me on here but coz i thot it weird n hw the hell they got info i thot naaa n jus ignored it till a neighbour came 2mine earlyr n handed thm 2me, (so long n bor,n story short) i woz rite wen i confronted the scumbags so if u hav a feel,n wen u hav bn done wrong by, thn go with it sumtimes (intuition)can b sooo worth listen,n 2 :-S


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    #1435
    Fame and Demise
    Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭Fame and Demise


    mackeire wrote: »
    a fw yrs (well 4/5) sum lil scumbags broke in2 my car n rob,d all my original cds, i had a feel,n hu they wer i followed up on it n cops involved they 2 nu hu they thot it woz but as usual they cudnt confront thm coz of ramafications (woogoo go me)big word 4me haha any hoo sum1 found 2 cards n messaged me on here but coz i thot it weird n hw the hell they got info i thot naaa n jus ignored it till a neighbour came 2mine earlyr n handed thm 2me, (so long n bor,n story short) i woz rite wen i confronted the scumbags so if u hav a feel,n wen u hav bn done wrong by, thn go with it sumtimes (intuition)can b sooo worth listen,n 2 :-S

    They almost got "ramifications" right. They should get a medal for that.


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    #1436
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    mackeire wrote: »
    a fw yrs (well 4/5) sum lil scumbags broke in2 my car n rob,d all my original cds, i had a feel,n hu they wer i followed up on it n cops involved they 2 nu hu they thot it woz but as usual they cudnt confront thm coz of ramafications (woogoo go me)big word 4me haha any hoo sum1 found 2 cards n messaged me on here but coz i thot it weird n hw the hell they got info i thot naaa n jus ignored it till a neighbour came 2mine earlyr n handed thm 2me, (so long n bor,n story short) i woz rite wen i confronted the scumbags so if u hav a feel,n wen u hav bn done wrong by, thn go with it sumtimes (intuition)can b sooo worth listen,n 2 :-S

    my eyesight has gone haywire.


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    #1437
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mackeire wrote: »
    a fw yrs (well 4/5) sum lil scumbags broke in2 my car n rob,d all my original cds, i had a feel,n hu they wer i followed up on it n cops involved they 2 nu hu they thot it woz but as usual they cudnt confront thm coz of ramafications (woogoo go me)big word 4me haha any hoo sum1 found 2 cards n messaged me on here but coz i thot it weird n hw the hell they got info i thot naaa n jus ignored it till a neighbour came 2mine earlyr n handed thm 2me, (so long n bor,n story short) i woz rite wen i confronted the scumbags so if u hav a feel,n wen u hav bn done wrong by, thn go with it sumtimes (intuition)can b sooo worth listen,n 2 :-S

    Holy Mother of God.


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    #1438
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    mackeire wrote: »
    a fw yrs (well 4/5) sum lil scumbags broke in2 my car n rob,d all my original cds, i had a feel,n hu they wer i followed up on it n cops involved they 2 nu hu they thot it woz but as usual they cudnt confront thm coz of ramafications (woogoo go me)big word 4me haha any hoo sum1 found 2 cards n messaged me on here but coz i thot it weird n hw the hell they got info i thot naaa n jus ignored it till a neighbour came 2mine earlyr n handed thm 2me, (so long n bor,n story short) i woz rite wen i confronted the scumbags so if u hav a feel,n wen u hav bn done wrong by, thn go with it sumtimes (intuition)can b sooo worth listen,n 2 :-S

    Words like intuition, original ,messaged, and confronted, all spelled correctly, but really tricky and difficult words like thought,:eek: were, some, who, and them, all prove to be be beyond their abilities.
    I haf a feel'n tht he/she is a totle gobbshyte.......


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    #1439
    Ice Storm
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    mackeire wrote: »
    a fw yrs (well 4/5) sum lil scumbags broke in2 my car n rob,d all my original cds, i had a feel,n hu they wer i followed up on it n cops involved they 2 nu hu they thot it woz but as usual they cudnt confront thm coz of ramafications (woogoo go me)big word 4me haha any hoo sum1 found 2 cards n messaged me on here but coz i thot it weird n hw the hell they got info i thot naaa n jus ignored it till a neighbour came 2mine earlyr n handed thm 2me, (so long n bor,n story short) i woz rite wen i confronted the scumbags so if u hav a feel,n wen u hav bn done wrong by, thn go with it sumtimes (intuition)can b sooo worth listen,n 2 :-S
    I've never seen a comma used like that before!

    Feel,n
    Bor,n
    Listen,n

    Also, I'm a bit confused as to what happened here.. someone stole CDs from their car a few years ago and now a neighbour returned... cards? What?


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    #1440
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 10,298 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Maybe they gave back the sleeves and used the CDs as beer mats or something?
    I dunno.
    How are people like that allowed to drive a car anyway? Whoever came up with putting pictures on roadsigns instead of words must have foreseen the Facebook generation.


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    #1441
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    Fame and Demise wrote: »
    They almost got "ramifications" right. They should get a medal for that.

    Woogoo!


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