Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

yerwanthere123

Touching tribute

Fella from Harry Potter died, severus snape, rip. Sorry don't no your real name. You wher the best defense against the dark arts teacher hogwarts had ever seen :"( Harry and the bois will be snappin.

coolhull

via4 wrote: »

Dat council is a ****in joke I have to wait a week for someone to come out and look at d heating and if it's d boiler it will take 3 weeks we will freeze to death it's warmer outside ffs

Then the solution should be obvious

TG1

I'm an Alan Rickman and a Bowie fan, but this status one of my good friends posted bothers me, and not just because I want to know how she can state categorically that his portrayal of Devalera was so accurate...

"Ok seriously WHY is there so much attention and tributes for David Bowie and not half as much for Alan Rickman???? No disrespect to his fans and legacy etc but come on! Alan Rickman was the one of the greatest British actors of all time. Both of them passed away this week but it's all about Bowie. So dam sick of it! Amongst Alan's multiple fantastic roles.......He portrayed with 100% accuracy Ireland ' s greatest 20th century historical figure - Dev!! But who cares right? It's all about rock 'n' roll."

Canadel

TG1 wrote: »

"But who cares right? It's all about rock 'n' roll."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RVS8cjNN0

XxMCRxBabyxX

Interestingly there's been a lot more on my wall about Rickman than Bowie on my wall since Rickman died so I don't see what she's talking about.

Do we really need competitions on who gets the most attention on Facebook after their death though? I hate that stuff. It really shows up the fairweather fans. It can get so ridiculously OTT.

Disclaimer: As a huge Harry Potter fan I did post a short status and shared some particularly photos about him and I did also share a fantastic acapella version of Mercury and Bowie singing Under Pressure so I don't pretend to be totally innocent either.

The Sun King

TG1 wrote: »

I'm an Alan Rickman and a Bowie fan, but this status one of my good friends posted bothers me, and not just because I want to know how she can state categorically that his portrayal of Devalera was so accurate...

"Ok seriously WHY is there so much attention and tributes for David Bowie and not half as much for Alan Rickman???? No disrespect to his fans and legacy etc but come on! Alan Rickman was the one of the greatest British actors of all time. Both of them passed away this week but it's all about Bowie. So dam sick of it! Amongst Alan's multiple fantastic roles.......He portrayed with 100% accuracy Ireland ' s greatest 20th century historical figure - Dev!! But who cares right? It's all about rock 'n' roll."

Is it historical fact that DeV was pissing his pants while hiding behind a bale of hay? I'm not 100% on it myself.

ivytwine

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Interestingly there's been a lot more on my wall about Rickman than Bowie on my wall since Rickman died so I don't see what she's talking about.

Do we really need competitions on who gets the most attention on Facebook after their death though? I hate that stuff. It really shows up the fairweather fans. It can get so ridiculously OTT.

Disclaimer: As a huge Harry Potter fan I did post a short status and shared some particularly photos about him and I did also share a fantastic acapella version of Mercury and Bowie singing Under Pressure so I don't pretend to be totally innocent either.

I put up three posts on Bowie, one was Life on Mars with a short status on how much he meant to me, two others were a really good article on Under Pressure and a gif showing all his transformations, without any commentary. So yeah totally not innocent either!

This whole "YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HIM!" ****e is annoying tho. Let people post what they want, you're allowed to feel sad.

Just because I felt more strongly about Bowie dying, doesn't make me a bad person!

Although my friend posted some lines from Oh You Pretty Things "all the nightmares came today..." And some of her friends thought she was vaguebooking and she got a few "u ok hun" type comments

LynnGrace

nikpmup wrote: »

"It's been so long gone and between I was a baby when I lost my mother

id give everyday and night
every and every penny and my own eyesight
to see that women again
the day she fell
I learned to spell
I miss you so much
my only discipline angel drive
someday I'll arrive"

I'd love to know what a discipline angel drive is?!

Pure poetry ...

LynnGrace

Kovu wrote: »

Could she mean disciple? I'm intrigued by 'the day she fell, I learned to spell', did the mother fall over an unused dictionary or something?

.

That line intrigued me too.

Cantona's Collars

Karmella wrote: »

Ha ha brilliant, I'm intrigued as to what a KFC looking tramp is supposed to look like

Maybe she has a greasy box?:p

sullivlo

Shared by a typical Imelda...

Lisha

The Bill ones were funny initially but there are so many of them it's getting old fast

Lisha

I like this one

Lisha

I thought this was funny too

Samsgirl

i kinda feel like i must share dis wit my mates n family nall yee hommies an 1 who csnt b named for private reasons lol im feelin so happy in my self all day n iv got good news cumin an plenty good times ahead by me ,,bet certain ppl wud love 2have stuck rnd a bita lnger n itd crack d nail on d head me other half is here ther an alwaz was der anyhow rant over happeniss keep coming as il keep going,,,im jus movin about my way

Kovu

^^ What d'ya bet she's up the duff with her first baby by her partner who was accused of cheating on her/tumultuous relationship that has been aired all over her FB page.

Balmed Out

ivytwine wrote: »

Although my friend posted some lines from Oh You Pretty Things "all the nightmares came today..." And some of her friends thought she was vaguebooking and she got a few "u ok hun" type comments

That's a new one for me, had to google it.

Samsgirl

some **** tryed gettin on my page by tryna keep puttin in my password but facebook blocked it bacause it was some1 in england an they new it wasnt me tryna log in, sneaks wit 2 legs around hum ? tink im slow ya didnt leve me guessin ,not like i no loads of people in london or near it, better look next time ul never guess my new password so goodluk ya muppit

mrsoundie

Samsgirl wrote: »

i kinda feel like i must share dis wit my mates n family nall yee hommies an 1 who csnt b named for private reasons lol im feelin so happy in my self all day n iv got good news cumin an plenty good times ahead by me ,,bet certain ppl wud love 2have stuck rnd a bita lnger n itd crack d nail on d head me other half is here ther an alwaz was der anyhow rant over happeniss keep coming as il keep going,,,im jus movin about my way

Samsgirl wrote: »

some **** tryed gettin on my page by tryna keep puttin in my password but facebook blocked it bacause it was some1 in england an they new it wasnt me tryna log in, sneaks wit 2 legs around hum ? tink im slow ya didnt leve me guessin ,not like i no loads of people in london or near it, better look next time ul never guess my new password so goodluk ya muppit

My head hurts after those, they are the hardest posts I have ever read.

Samsgirl

Both by the same genius!!

rawn

Have you ever bean so passive aggressive?

https://www.facebook.com/greendelabean/photos/a.924779357575408.1073741826.924739697579374/950176515035692/?type=3&theater

MonkstownHoop

rawn wrote: »

Have you ever bean so passive aggressive?

https://www.facebook.com/greendelabean/photos/a.924779357575408.1073741826.924739697579374/950176515035692/?type=3&theater

Snek

MrVestek

Somebody on my list has just "come out" as "otherkin" and wants people to use "they" as pronouns when talking about them.

Something to do with them believing that they were someone else in a past life and... yeah... I tried arguing the point with them but in the end I just gave up and chalked it down to this person starting to develop a mental illness.

"Stay off tumblr buddy."

The Sun King

MrVestek wrote: »

Somebody on my list has just "come out" as "otherkin" and wants people to use "they" as pronouns when talking about them.

Something to do with them believing that they were someone else in a past life and... yeah... I tried arguing the point with them but in the end I just gave up and chalked it down to this person starting to develop a mental illness.

"Stay off tumblr buddy."

Somebody cool and powerful no doubt. -.-

The Amazing Atheist has started to take the piss out of this lot.

BattleCorp

Otherkin = fcuking moron

MrVestek

No guys he's like... totes not human.

Thing is he's a poor naive impressionable child who will cringe SO HARD at this in a few years time. I told him so too.

MonkstownHoop

Bill is dead

http://newsthump.com/2016/01/18/bill-found-dead/

brandnewaward

to who ever come to my house and stole meat from my freeza while i was out you better bring back my baby's placenta's back you peice of ****!!!!!!!!have the meat and choke for all i care but taking placentas!!! ****in hardup pigs!!

Dancor

Habe d best feance 8n d world cookimg me a sassage egg nd bean sambo ur d beat i i love u mean so much to me nd ur kids ****** nd ****** we b loat wit out u.💜💙💜

The Sun King

Dancor wrote: »

I couldn't write that if I tried!

extra gravy

Ah yes, the kind of partner we all aspire to have...someone that can "cook" a sassage, egg nd bean sambo.

Pherekydes

I love the word 'feance'.

Ted_YNWA

Dancor wrote: »

Habe d best feance 8n d world cookimg me a sassage egg nd bean sambo ur d beat i i love u mean so much to me nd ur kids ****** nd ****** we b loat wit out u.💜💙💜

I have the best fiancé in the world. Cooking me a sausage, egg & beans sandwich. You are the best. I love you, you mean so much to me & the sprogs. We would be lost without you.


Took a few reads to try & get it.

pc7

I thought she was bloated from the sausies!'

BattleCorp

Originally Posted by Dancor View Post


Habe d best feance 8n d world cookimg me a sassage egg nd bean sambo ur d beat i i love u mean so much to me nd ur kids ****** nd ****** we b loat wit out u.💜💙💜

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I have the best fiancé in the world. Cooking me a sausage, egg & beans sandwich. You are the best. I love you, you mean so much to me & the sprogs. We would be lost without you.

Took a few reads to try & get it.

I found the "me nd ur kids" part to be interesting. Has she a pile of kids and only two of them are his kids?

RainyDay

pc7 wrote: »

I thought she was bloated from the sausies!'

She was.

GAAman

People are stupid

Scene from Batman the Dark Knight

Loughc

GAAman wrote: »

People are stupid

Scene from Batman the Dark Knight

Oh my god that's hilarious. It's almost as good as the dog with a slice of ham on his face.

Dancor

Pherekydes wrote: »

I love the word 'feance'.

Its 'feance 8'

I think.........

mahoganygas

GAAman wrote: »

People are stupid

Scene from Batman the Dark Knight

Amen.

fima

For sale communion dress comes wit everythin made in america holy mary kissin d pope embrided on to front pm if intrested

pc7

fima wrote: »

For sale communion dress comes wit everythin made in america holy mary kissin d pope embrided on to front pm if intrested

Please pm and get a photo!!!

Pherekydes

Dancor wrote: »

Its 'feance 8'

I think.........

Damn, you're right. It's even better now!

GAAman

The amount of people posting personal 'Be like bill' posts, ie "Be like Elaine, Elaine is smart" is unreal.

Narcissistic knobheads :rolleyes:

RainyDay

fima wrote: »

For sale communion dress comes wit everythin made in america holy mary kissin d pope embrided on to front pm if intrested

Tongues?

fima

pc7 wrote: »

Please pm and get a photo!!!

There is a picture but there's a child in it. What's not mentioned is that judging by the picture the dress would fit a 12 year old.

padd b1975

Ad is short for Adam.
I'm sure he's thrilled to see his mother posting his health problems!

When are we gonna get a break fron ****e luck ad been drs sendin him yet another specialist checkin him showin signs of cancer..

WarZ

padd b1975 wrote: »

Ad is short for Adam.
I'm sure he's thrilled to see his mother posting his health problems!

I actually feel its a bit sick you posted that in what is meant to be a funny thread. I understand her spelling is bad and she's stupid posting stuff of a private nature but thats about cancer, its sad IMO.

haveringchick

WarZ wrote: »

I actually feel its a bit sick you posted that in what is meant to be a funny thread. I understand her spelling is bad and she's stupid posting stuff of a private nature but thats about cancer, its sad IMO.

Whilst there are a lot of very funny posts on the thread there are also some sad posts as well as some very alarming, worrying posts.
Adam isn't being identified and nobody, including the poster,is laughing at Adam or his mother or cancer
Some of us find the constant attention seeking, without any conderation for the privacy of others,displayed by some face-bookers/twitterers makes us kinda despair at times. That's all
If your feeling sick because someone you don't know thinks someone you don't know has had his privacy violated, well, that in itself is a bit odd

Big Nasty

I often feel this should be a no chat thread, i.e. fb posts only.