Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

RainyDay

"To the lady and gent who stopped my car in the middle of the road after it had rolled down the hill in Ballymun this morning. A million thanks. "

Riesen_Meal

Sweet Lantern :

http://i.imgur.com/oKWsGF4.jpg

Your getting NFC robbed, sure who would notice it on their statement?

rawn

Fieldog wrote:

Your getting NFC robbed, sure who would notice it on their statement?

Noticing it on your statement 2 days later doesn't stop it from happening in the first place

kunst nugget

Fieldog wrote: »

Sweet Lantern :

http://i.imgur.com/oKWsGF4.jpg

Your getting NFC robbed, sure who would notice it on their statement?

Is that not just a Nokia 2210…

jimmii

rawn wrote: »

Noticing it on your statement 2 days later doesn't stop it from happening in the first place

I'm guessing the point was that people wouldn't notice. I put a load of small transactions on my card now and when I look at my statement I can't recall half of them.

Riesen_Meal

Funny enough apparently the link to wallets on sale is an Amazon referral link, so someone is getting a touch to instill a bit of Facebook panic whilst flogging cheap wallets...

Mint Aero

fleebag riddin dog ridin chungwan labis she talk durty beehin my back again dUn mader how hard she Stoke ill drive temple yards a fistime Wi diz hon haloran!!! $ king haloran fist da boys!!! $


She's in her 30's.

thesandeman

Mint Aero wrote: »

fleebag riddin dog ridin chungwan labis she talk durty beehin my back again dUn mader how hard she Stoke ill drive temple yards a fistime Wi diz hon haloran!!! $ king haloran fist da boys!!! $


She's in her 30's.

And speaks Esperanto.

Kovu

Mint Aero wrote: »

fleebag riddin dog ridin chungwan labis she talk durty beehin my back again dUn mader how hard she Stoke ill drive temple yards a fistime Wi diz hon haloran!!! $ king haloran fist da boys!!! $


She's in her 30's.

Fleabag-ridden dog riding young one. Ladies (?) (if?) she talk dirty behind my back again , (it?) doesn't matter how hard she stoke (? dafuq?) I'll drive ........???............with the horn hollering. Fcuking hollering ? the boys.



Bloody hell. I give up!

Big Nasty

Kovu wrote: »

Fleabag-ridden dog riding young one. Ladies (?) (if?) she talk dirty behind my back again , (it?) doesn't matter how hard she stoke (? dafuq?) I'll drive ........???............with the horn hollering. Fcuking hollering ? the boys.



Bloody hell. I give up!

Damn right, it's better than yours,
I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

gutenberg

Posted on the Facebook wall of a well-known Dublin club:

I was in XXXXX a month and a half ago and met a guy that took my breath away... He also took something else from me but willing to share this with him... All I know is that he's plays gaa, is in dit and named XXXXX if anyone recognised the description get in contact urgently!! This is my only hope

Accompanied by a photo of a 12-week pregnancy scan



Even if it's a hoax, it's genius

Riesen_Meal

gutenberg wrote: »

Posted on the Facebook wall of a well-known Dublin club:



Accompanied by a photo of a 12-week pregnancy scan



Even if it's a hoax, it's genius

I reverse Google searched the picture yesterday when I saw it and of course it comes from some pregnancy site....

gutenberg

Fieldog wrote: »

I reverse Google searched the picture yesterday when I saw it and of course it comes from some pregnancy site....

I figured it had to be a hoax, really. But I still laughed, in a cruel way...

MonkstownHoop

Mint Aero wrote: »

fleebag riddin dog ridin chungwan labis she talk durty beehin my back again dUn mader how hard she Stoke ill drive temple yards a fistime Wi diz hon haloran!!! $ king haloran fist da boys!!! $


She's in her 30's.

King Haloran Fists boys

Neil Issagum

Can somebody please tell me the area code r number u put in front ur own number if somebody wants ring ya from a different country

Dolbert

gutenberg wrote: »

Posted on the Facebook wall of a well-known Dublin club:

Accompanied by a photo of a 12-week pregnancy scan

Even if it's a hoax, it's genius

He's got some impressive swimmers if she only met him a month and a half ago!

gutenberg

Dolbert wrote: »

He's got some impressive swimmers if she only met him a month and a half ago!

I am merely guessing about the 'date' of the 'scan' - which is more than likely a scam

dreamers75

gutenberg wrote: »

Posted on the Facebook wall of a well-known Dublin club:



Accompanied by a photo of a 12-week pregnancy scan



Even if it's a hoax, it's genius

Someone was "frapped" i shouldnt know this but my wife told me and found it hilarious.

Neil Issagum

Neil Issagum wrote: »

Can somebody please tell me the area code r number u put in front ur own number if somebody wants ring ya from a different country

"What no do u ring to get trough to 3 pay pls"

The same person was having a conversation with one of her Huns after the Meteor network was down for a day last week, with the friend complaining that 'their facebook' was down for the day.

When you think of people that aren't computer savvy you would tend to think of old people but it's actually these full time yummy mummy types who always seem to be unaware of the existence of Google

Guy:Incognito

Neil Issagum wrote: »

"What no do u ring to get trough to 3 pay pls"

The same person was having a conversation with one of her Huns after the Meteor network was down for a day last week, with the friend complaining that 'their facebook' was down for the day.

When you think of people that aren't computer savvy you would tend to think of old people but it's actually these full time yummy mummy types who always seem to be unaware of the existence of Google

Due to cut backs they've reduced the number of technology classes in full time mad bastard school too.

Neil Issagum

My young cousin about 14 or 15 changed her profile picture. It's bordering on innapropiate the way she's dressed never mind plastered on Facebook, but what I found fascinating was that the photo had over 500 likes within a short space of time. On closer inspection a lot of these likes seem to be from older men with arabic or Turkish sounding names!

Is this what young ones do now or am I just getting old! From a quick look at her friends list, all 1,748 of them in fact...compared to my own humble 62, she is friends with 47 people called Arron? Is this normal? Are these the lengths kids will go to just to get more Facebook likes than their friends? I think a word with her parents might be in order! It's actually quite worrying

rawn

Neil Issagum wrote: »

My young cousin about 14 or 15 changed her profile picture. It's bordering on innapropiate the way she's dressed never mind plastered on Facebook, but what I found fascinating was that the photo had over 500 likes within a short space of time. On closer inspection a lot of these likes seem to be from older men with arabic or Turkish sounding names!

Is this what young ones do now or am I just getting old! From a quick look at her friends list, all 1,748 of them in fact...compared to my own humble 62, she is friends with 47 people called Arron? Is this normal? Are these the lengths kids will go to just to get more Facebook likes than their friends? I think a word with her parents might be in order! It's actually quite worrying

I would be very worried about this. You need to talk to her parents about monitoring her Facebook.

Adorable

Neil Issagum wrote: »

My young cousin about 14 or 15 changed her profile picture. It's bordering on innapropiate the way she's dressed never mind plastered on Facebook, but what I found fascinating was that the photo had over 500 likes within a short space of time. On closer inspection a lot of these likes seem to be from older men with arabic or Turkish sounding names!

Is this what young ones do now or am I just getting old! From a quick look at her friends list, all 1,748 of them in fact...compared to my own humble 62, she is friends with 47 people called Arron? Is this normal? Are these the lengths kids will go to just to get more Facebook likes than their friends? I think a word with her parents might be in order! It's actually quite worrying

It's pretty normal, sadly.

Cantona's Collars

On Enniscorthy Buy & Sell facebook page:

"I know dis is da buy and sell page but has any1 got the number for sky ireland?"

Another gem posted on it:

"Do I need to have money in credit union to take out a loan?"

I don't think these people have realised that there's more to the internet than a local FB page.Wait 'til they discover google.

gutenberg

Neil Issagum wrote: »

My young cousin about 14 or 15 changed her profile picture. It's bordering on innapropiate the way she's dressed never mind plastered on Facebook, but what I found fascinating was that the photo had over 500 likes within a short space of time. On closer inspection a lot of these likes seem to be from older men with arabic or Turkish sounding names!

Is this what young ones do now or am I just getting old! From a quick look at her friends list, all 1,748 of them in fact...compared to my own humble 62, she is friends with 47 people called Arron? Is this normal? Are these the lengths kids will go to just to get more Facebook likes than their friends? I think a word with her parents might be in order! It's actually quite worrying

From my experience with cousins around that age, my sense is that it's one of two things (or sometimes both combined) -

* they have their profile set to public, so anyone can see what they post, and hence you get random people liking photos etc. Sometimes they don't realise what they're posting is public;
* they accept a friend request from anyone who asks, even if they don't know them. Hence the random people liking photos etc.

I'd be having a quiet word with parents or whoever about checking her privacy on Facebook, and not accepting random friend requests. Who really has 1748 friends?!

keano_afc

gutenberg wrote: »

From my experience with cousins around that age, my sense is that it's one of two things (or sometimes both combined) -

* they have their profile set to public, so anyone can see what they post, and hence you get random people liking photos etc. Sometimes they don't realise what they're posting is public;
* they accept a friend request from anyone who asks, even if they don't know them. Hence the random people liking photos etc.

I'd be having a quiet word with parents or whoever about checking her privacy on Facebook, and not accepting random friend requests. Who really has 1748 friends?!

Full time mad b*stards would be my bet.

BattleCorp

Neil Issagum wrote: »

On closer inspection a lot of these likes seem to be from older men with arabic or Turkish sounding names!

^^^^^^^^
This.

The 14yo niece of a friend puts up plenty of pics and you see creepiest looking muther fcukers of the above persuasion clicking like and typing things like "lovely xxx" and "sexy xxx". God knows what they are saying on Snapchat.

Kids really have no clue unfortunately, and as for the old perverted fcukers from afar, I'm too much of a gentleman to reveal what I think of them.

MonkstownHoop

Someone posted in a group asking people to name a country after each letter of their name, top marks go to Karen who used Africa for a, then used Nigeria for N.

Lady is a tramp

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Someone posted in a group asking people to name a country after each letter of their name, top marks go to Karen who used Africa for a, then used Nigeria for N.

Now I'm feeling thick. Africa I get, but Nigeria? I thought that was a country alright?

JustShon

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Now I'm feeling thick. Africa I get, but Nigeria? I thought that was a country alright?

Africa is not a country. Africa is a continent and Nigeria is a country on that continent. It's a bit like naming "Europe" as a country

ED E

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

Now I'm feeling thick. Africa I get, but Nigeria? I thought that was a country alright?

Maybe lighten up on the substance abuse and you'd get it...

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I'm all Benzo'd up, it's kind of like being happily tipsy but without the hangover, whoo!

Lady is a tramp

ED E wrote: »

Maybe lighten up on the substance abuse and you'd get it...

Yeah that's what I meant! Africa I get as her being thick, but what was wrong with using Nigeria for the N?

Oh and it's prescribed meds in a hospital, not exactly "substance abuse".

XxMCRxBabyxX

I think they're referring to the fact that she used Africa as a country but then went on to name a country in Africa as well. It'd be like naming Ireland as a county but then saying Galway too. Does that make any sense at all?

marcbrophy

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

Someone posted in a group asking people to name a country after each letter of their name, top marks go to Karen who used Africa for a, then used Nigeria for N.

Was it something like this? :pac:

K: Kenya
A: Africa
R: Rwanda
E: Ethiopia
N: Nigeria

BattleCorp

marcbrophy wrote: »

Was it something like this? :pac:

K: Kenya
A: Africa
R: Rwanda
E: Ethiopia
N: Nigeria

But Africa is a country. Well, the South of it is anyway.

yerwanthere123

How sweet

had to call down to sr.mary just their,she was nearly crying because im doing so well hahaha thrilled she was,shes done so much for our family over the years.shes a saint she really is. some nuns are right c*nts tho

anewme

Liked this one!

"Please, no more pictures of, disfigured babies, beaten animals, beaten women, bloody bodies. If you agree, hit like and share and type amen."

anewme

Another one, from an actual neighbourhood watch page.

"See the DIRTY SCUMBAG that robbed this bike God bless ya when your caught and you will be caught ya little p...k. I wish you noting but bad luck ya little retchet SCUMBAG!!!"

anewme

anewme wrote: »

Another one, from an actual neighbourhood watch page.

"See the DIRTY SCUMBAG that robbed this bike God bless ya when your caught and you will be caught ya little p...k. I wish you noting but bad luck ya little retchet SCUMBAG!!!"

The replies are in the same vein, but unfortunately no bike returned as of yet.

coolhull

anewme wrote: »

Another one, from an actual neighbourhood watch page.

"See the DIRTY SCUMBAG that robbed this bike God bless ya when your caught and you will be caught ya little p...k. I wish you noting but bad luck ya little retchet SCUMBAG!!!"

S/he seems to have mixed feeling about the little p...k

Potential Underachiever

A young lad from round my area had his bike stolen recently and the mother went on a similar fb rant, in fairness she found the bike a couple of days later, so for once fb done some good, the pressure obviously got to the thief with all the likes and shares so he bottled it and discarded it before the net closed fully in(presumably).

anewme

coolhull wrote: »

S/he seems to have mixed feeling about the little p...k

I'm not laughing at the bike being robbed at all, big time pain in the backside, but I had no idea what a retchet scumbag was.

Would definitely not like to be the bike robber when they are caught

dee_mc

anewme wrote: »

I'm not laughing at the bike being robbed at all, big time pain in the backside, but I had no idea what a retchet scumbag was.

Would definitely not like to be the bike robber when they are caught

retchet = wretched
I quite like it

sligojoek

dee_mc wrote: »

retchet = wretched
I quite like it

I'm usually good at these but I translated it as "rat sh1t".

anewme

dee_mc wrote: »

retchet = wretched
I quite like it

I eventually got it myself, that's what I liked about it too.

The responses are also very good and all I can say is I hope both the robber and the bike have left this jurisdiction!!!

rawn

"Can I ask a favour.... Just a few of you will do it, if you know someone who fought a battle against cancer and passed away, or someone who are still struggling or know someone who is a survivor...
Add this to your status for 1 hour as a sign of respect and remembrance. I hope i get to the right of the people who will make it ��������������������Copy, do not share!, do not share!"

I know we've seen this post a million times before, but I had to laugh at the insistence of "do not share! FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS SO NOT SHARE!!"

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

"Can I ask a favour.... Just a few of you will do it, if you know someone who fought a battle against cancer and passed away, or someone who are still struggling or know someone who is a survivor...
Add this to your status for 1 hour as a sign of respect and remembrance. I hope i get to the right of the people who will make it ��������������������Copy, do not share!, do not share!"

I know we've seen this post a million times before, but I had to laugh at the insistence of "do not share! FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS SO NOT SHARE!!"

Sorry,no, I don't know anyone of anyone who ever had cancer

For Fcuk's sake :mad::mad:

Fame and Demise

rawn wrote: »

"Can I ask a favour.... Just a few of you will do it, if you know someone who fought a battle against cancer and passed away, or someone who are still struggling or know someone who is a survivor...
Add this to your status for 1 hour as a sign of respect and remembrance. I hope i get to the right of the people who will make it ��������������������Copy, do not share!, do not share!"

I know we've seen this post a million times before, but I had to laugh at the insistence of "do not share! FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS SO NOT SHARE!!"

What happens if you get to the left of the people who will make it?

sligojoek

rawn wrote: »

"Can I ask a favour.... Just a few of you will do it, if you know someone who fought a battle against cancer and passed away, or someone who are still struggling or know someone who is a survivor...
Add this to your status for 1 hour as a sign of respect and remembrance. I hope i get to the right of the people who will make it ��������������������Copy, do not share!, do not share!"

I know we've seen this post a million times before, but I had to laugh at the insistence of "do not share! FOR THE LOVE OF JEBUS SO NOT SHARE!!"

Jaysus, that narrows it down a fair bit.

pc7

rawn wrote: »

I would be very worried about this. You need to talk to her parents about monitoring her Facebook.

If her parents are anything like my moron of an aunt you'll get 'ah they all do it now'
It's actually very frightening