Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Thoie

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8316855040/h9CD74B84/

*shudder*

Why does he keep spelling "Deise" wrong?

pc7

I'm lost can someone explain that one to me? took me a while to get Chihuahua but I'm getting nowhere with this one.

IvyTheTerrible

pc7 wrote: »

I'm lost can someone explain that one to me?

Someone who clearly is suffering from the neurological effects of zika is saying it's all about big pharma.

osarusan

Neil Issagum wrote: »

I probably need to get a life but this really bugs me the amount of O'Connor's, O'Brien's, O'Neill's etc that can't be arsed to spell their surname properly on their Facebook account

Oconnor
OConnor
O Connor
oconnor
oConnor

I thought people sometimes did this on purpose to avoid being found through searches on facebook.

pc7

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone who clearly is suffering from the neurological effects of zika is saying it's all about big pharma.

:eek: Disease that's how they were spelling disease!!! pmsl I thought it was something to do with 'The Deise' waterford

maudgonner

pc7 wrote: »

I'm lost can someone explain that one to me? took me a while to get Chihuahua but I'm getting nowhere with this one.

OK, the mosquitos have a disease, the pigs have a disease, I won't be surprised if the cows get a disease. I just think there are scientists out there stirring up diseases so that they get the good part of something and we get the shitty end of the stick.

lawred2

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8316855040/h9CD74B84/

*shudder*

that got a like

maudgonner

lawred2 wrote: »

that got a like

I really want to see the two comments it got

Samaris

maudgonner wrote: »

OK, the mosquitos have a disease, the pigs have a disease, I won't be surprised if the cows get a disease. I just think there are scientists out there stirring up diseases so that they get the good part of something and we get the shitty end of the stick.

...Thank you for that translation, I was totally lost!

cowboyBuilder

This thread is equally funny,frightening and depressing !

if that's even possible ! :mad:

Neil Issagum

osarusan wrote: »

I thought people sometimes did this on purpose to avoid being found through searches on facebook.

No they're just thick

Chris_Bradley

"I'm not against gay people in the slightest...... My question is though, how do the penises fit into each other???"

kunst nugget

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"I'm not against gay people in the slightest...... My question is though, how do the penises fit into each other???"

You know the way you pair socks? That's how it works…

Special Circumstances

Neil Issagum wrote: »

I probably need to get a life but this really bugs me the amount of O'Connor's, O'Brien's, O'Neill's etc that can't be arsed to spell their surname properly on their Facebook account

Oconnor
OConnor
O Connor
oconnor
oConnor

osarusan wrote: »

I thought people sometimes did this on purpose to avoid being found through searches on facebook.

Hiding from the T1000.

Cake Man

Woman #1 with Woman #2 and Woman #3 at Café XYZ


"enjoying a cuppa"


Woman #2: "had to be done Woman #1"
Woman #1: "def"
*sometime later*
Woman #1: "did you like it"
Woman #2: "Loved it thought it would be busier glad it wasn't though"
Woman #1: "no the girls said it was busier before"




Fcuking riveting conversations and felt it necessary to discuss it over FB as opposed to face to face when they were with each other in the café

nikpmup

"Trust is a feeling, not a checklist. Doing everything we say does not automatically earn trust. And making mistakes doesn't lose it either." - Happy Tuesday, everyone!



Deep, man. #wånker

Ted_YNWA

nikpmup wrote:

"Trust is a feeling, not a checklist. Doing everything we say does not automatically earn trust. And making mistakes doesn't lose it either." - Happy Tuesday, everyone!

Trust is hard to earn, but very easy to lose.

Just like patience with FB bulls***

Guy:Incognito

Tell him to get himself some thrust, Might help him complete his life journey quicker.

tupenny

"n all honest show me sum1 Hus not pissed n a glass n I show u a lyer "

I'm guessing in relation to yesterday's Cheltenham antics.

BattleCorp

tupenny wrote: »

"n all honest show me sum1 Hus not pissed n a glass n I show u a lyer "

In all honesty, show me someone who has not pissed in a glass and I'll show you a liar.


Stay classy bud. Stay classy.

Lucyfur

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

kunst nugget

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

Tell her you have a tablespoon of cinnamon every morning and it does wonders for your digestive system and that she should do the same thing.

lawred2

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tell her you have a tablespoon of cinnamon every morning and it does wonders for your digestive system and that she should do the same thing.

and film herself

IvyTheTerrible

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

Oh someone else from our hometown posted that last year. Supposedly cinnamon cures cancer, very responsible post altogether!

lawred2

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Oh someone else from our hometown posted that last year. Supposedly cinnamon cures cancer, very responsible post altogether!

To be honest if I saw that post - I wouldn't see it as the lady giving out medical advice rather she had just baked a nice batch of cinnamon cookies and was feeling good about herself..

Not that she was actually saying cinnamon and honey cure all...

sullivlo

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Oh someone else from our hometown posted that last year. Supposedly cinnamon cures cancer, very responsible post altogether!

Technically extracts of cinammon, curcumin, rosemary (I could continue with this list of natural compounds) CAN kill cancer cells in a lab. But it's extracts, not the bottle of herbs you buy in tesco. Eating a bottle of rosemary is not going to cure anything, unless your ailment is chronic constipation. Then it might help.

IvyTheTerrible

lawred2 wrote: »

To be honest if I saw that post - I wouldn't see it as the lady giving out medical advice rather she had just baked a nice batch of cinnamon cookies and was feeling good about herself..

Not that she was actually saying cinnamon and honey cure all...

The post actually lists all the things honey and cinnamon are known to cure. It's a year since I saw the post, but there are LOTS of serious illnesses mentioned and IIRC, a tagline along the lines of "what big pharma don't want you to know. So yeah, she just baked with cinnamon and honey, sure.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

I know I've just unfriended her.

coolhull

If you believed Facebook, vinegar, honey, and bread soda are the cure for all the illnesses in the world

lawred2

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

The post actually lists all the things honey and cinnamon are known to cure. It's a year since I saw the post, but there are LOTS of serious illnesses mentioned and IIRC, a tagline along the lines of "what big pharma don't want you to know. So yeah, she just baked with cinnamon and honey, sure.

Think we're talking about two different facebook posts... my bad

yellowlabrador

A visitor said my barn was like going to a cafe in downtown Damascus lol xxx love it

Would that be before the war or after?

MrStuffins

coolhull wrote: »

If you believed Facebook, vinegar, honey, and bread soda are the cure for all the illnesses in the world

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't be so ridiculous!!



Everyone knows Cannabis Oil curs everything!

Big Nasty

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

Amen

montyrebel

MrStuffins wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't be so ridiculous!!



Everyone knows Cannabis Oil curs everything!

no chance its flat 7up or flat coke that cures what ails you

dub_skav

montyrebel wrote: »

no chance its flat 7up or flat coke that cures what ails you

Flat 7up is indeed the blessed elixir, but flat Coke? What kind of animal are you?

I could maybe have stretched to lucozade, but flat coke, this will not stand.

Tasden

dub_skav wrote: »

Flat 7up is indeed the blessed elixir, but flat Coke? What kind of animal are you?

I could maybe have stretched to lucozade, but flat coke, this will not stand.

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

lawred2

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

:eek:

kunst nugget

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

Tbf, when your teeth start falling out from rot, you tend not to be thinking about your piddling stomach bug so that's a great remedy.

Tasden

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tbf, when your teeth start falling out from rot, you tend not to be thinking about your piddling stomach bug so that's a great remedy.

Through a straw to protect the teeth :pac:

failinis

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

If the only shop for miles did not have 7UP then my mum would give me and my brothers flat coke.
I can't say it was nice, I think the whole point of it was just sugary energy while we were so weak. Once we could keep that down we got water/soup and dry toast.

siblers

failinis wrote: »

If the only shop for miles did not have 7UP then my mum would give me and my brothers flat coke.
I can't say it was nice, I think the whole point of it was just sugary energy while we were so weak. Once we could keep that down we got water/soup and dry toast.

Same as, flat 7 up (I presume as it was easier to drink) or lucozade just to give me a bit of energy and to keep me cool though. Adding sugar to flat diet coke is just weird though and the worst of both worlds considering how bad aspartame is for one.

sullivlo

siblers wrote: »

Same as, flat 7 up (I presume as it was easier to drink) or lucozade just to give me a bit of energy and to keep me cool though. Adding sugar to flat diet coke is just weird though and the worst of both worlds considering how bad aspartame is for one.

Did you read that on Facebook?

All aspartame myths have been debunked. Its scaremongering. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The most dangerous chemical known to man is dihydrogen monoxide. Let's ban that and see how we all get on.

Big science words out of context doesn't always mean it's true. Vaccines were linked to autism is a made up study which has been retracted and debunked many times. Yet we still have kids dying of measles. Aspartame is the same.

I know some studies will show that I'm wrong. But I can link any amount of studies that show that I'm not. I could probably find a study linking absolutely anything on this earth to being bad for you. It's just who can shout the loudest. And Facebook warriors tend to wind that.

Precious flower

sullivlo wrote: »

Did you read that on Facebook?

All aspartame myths have been debunked. Its scaremongering. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The most dangerous chemical known to man is dihydrogen monoxide. Let's ban that and see how we all get on.

Big science words out of context doesn't always mean it's true. Vaccines were linked to autism is a made up study which has been retracted and debunked many times. Yet we still have kids dying of measles. Aspartame is the same.

I know some studies will show that I'm wrong. But I can link any amount of studies that show that I'm not. I could probably find a study linking absolutely anything on this earth to being bad for you. It's just who can shout the loudest. And Facebook warriors tend to wind that.

I second this, I actually looked this up and it said that Aspartame was actually one of the more thoroughly researched sweetener compared to others.

sullivlo

Precious flower wrote: »

I second this, I actually looked this up and it said that Aspartame was actually one of the more thoroughly researched sweetener compared to others.

Uh huh. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine mixed together. Excessive consumption may produce laxative effects. The only people who should avoid it are those with PKU - a disorder that means you can't have phenylalanine but one which is diagnosed at birth with a skin prick test.

rawn

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Conspiracy Theory Discussion

rawn

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8273116416/hFE5A571B/

pc7

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8273116416/hFE5A571B/

At first look I thought the devil wings were willies!

The Randy Riverbeast

sullivlo wrote: »

Did you read that on Facebook?

All aspartame myths have been debunked. Its scaremongering. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The most dangerous chemical known to man is dihydrogen monoxide. Let's ban that and see how we all get on.

Big science words out of context doesn't always mean it's true. Vaccines were linked to autism is a made up study which has been retracted and debunked many times. Yet we still have kids dying of measles. Aspartame is the same.

I know some studies will show that I'm wrong. But I can link any amount of studies that show that I'm not. I could probably find a study linking absolutely anything on this earth to being bad for you. It's just who can shout the loudest. And Facebook warriors tend to wind that.

I still avoid it but that's because anything with it tastes awful.

inforfun

pc7 wrote: »

At first look I thought the devil wings were willies!

No, the willy is that thing between the wings.

Chris_Bradley

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

Isn't that a Coke though?