Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

RainyDay

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"Fuk France their killing more inisent kids now just to play tat for tat iff my child was killby a French or American roag bomb id definitely decade my life to kill ass meny ov them as possible with chemical warfare id kill every basterd in their poxy mean hungry cowardly country id tit for tat just as good,and that's what's happening now bring it on them self's dick heads,I can see a chemical attack in Britain probably its bound to happen then you'll see real bad warfare in its purist form ov how disgusting it is..its going too happen I hope not but their ****ed iff these mad issis have cemmaclel weapons' all it takes is a smoke box ov it too kill thousands wonst it hits the air,id be ****ing me self over their ;( "

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"ts the anamels inside a black dress or the same anamels in pakineys,iff it has a **** its a dangerous animal must be very careful wile handling this specific species,they hav a defensive mechanism called their flowers!it sounds lovely but is leathel iff approaches you just empty pockets and say sorry and fun for you life iff you can..this dangerous behaviour only lasts a few days and then ots a reel good anamel too be around iff it lasts more than the natural time frame well then its just a borne **** ov a G-- *ag and should not be aloud in public places to c**t the six miles radius up altogether so be aware I personally tink they should not be allowed to use any clothing whatsoever"

:eek::eek:

I despair for the future of society.

Pakineys?

kunst nugget

yellowlabrador wrote: »

translation please?

There seems to be a spat of muggings of people by premenstrual women in dyslexia land.

kunst nugget

RainyDay wrote: »

Pakineys?

I honestly can't figure out what this means at all.

I'll be honest, the more I try to decipher it, the more that guy comes across as the biggest asshole on the planet.

Kev W

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"ts the anamels inside a black dress or the same anamels in pakineys,iff it has a **** its a dangerous animal must be very careful wile handling this specific species,they hav a defensive mechanism called their flowers!it sounds lovely but is leathel iff approaches you just empty pockets and say sorry and fun for you life iff you can..this dangerous behaviour only lasts a few days and then ots a reel good anamel too be around iff it lasts more than the natural time frame well then its just a borne **** ov a G-- *ag and should not be aloud in public places to c**t the six miles radius up altogether so be aware I personally tink they should not be allowed to use any clothing whatsoever"

:eek::eek:

WAIT, I think I've got it, it's women! He hates women!

reap-a-rat

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"Fuk France their killing more inisent kids now just to play tat for tat iff my child was killby a French or American roag bomb id definitely decade my life to kill ass meny ov them as possible with chemical warfare id kill every basterd in their poxy mean hungry cowardly country id tit for tat just as good,and that's what's happening now bring it on them self's dick heads,I can see a chemical attack in Britain probably its bound to happen then you'll see real bad warfare in its purist form ov how disgusting it is..its going too happen I hope not but their ****ed iff these mad issis have cemmaclel weapons' all it takes is a smoke box ov it too kill thousands wonst it hits the air,id be ****ing me self over their ;( "

How do they get it right TWICE and then mess it up so badly?! It's baffling!

marcbrophy

reap-a-rat wrote: »

How do they get it right TWICE and then mess it up so badly?! It's baffling!

I think you'll find, that most people write "stupidly" on purpose.

XxMCRxBabyxX

RainyDay wrote: »

I despair for the future of society.

Pakineys?

Going off the above theory that he's talking about women, is this meant to be bikinis?

Kev W

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Going off the above theory that he's talking about women, is this meant to be bikinis?

I've been racking my brains on that and I think you've nailed it!

Chris_Bradley

yellowlabrador wrote: »

translation please?

More chance of me translating German lol

Jen Pigs Fly

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Going off the above theory that he's talking about women, is this meant to be bikinis?

For some reason it reminds me more or penneys?

stephenl15

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

For some reason it reminds me more or penneys?

your username reminds me of one of those bebo stunnahs back in the day:P Imagine this thread back in the Bebo days :pac:

wallywhittle

Anotha drug test past mupp outta dat

fussyonion

"alanna can ask me ****e if she thinks shes getting anywhere near that sqaure to see santy the last tym josh went with his da all he got was a poxy helicopter ting and a foto and im not rakin out 20 again. when we were growin up we made do with mcdonalds and if its gud enough for me its gud enough for them. to soften the blow i told alanna she can take 3 friends. #whosagoodmammy #xmas #xmaspirit #mcdonalds #santycanaskmebolix"

Um, wouldn't it cost more than €20 to feed four children and I expect the Mother?

martyos121

fussyonion wrote: »

"alanna can ask me ****e if she thinks shes getting anywhere near that sqaure to see santy the last tym josh went with his da all he got was a poxy helicopter ting and a foto and im not rakin out 20 again. when we were growin up we made do with mcdonalds and if its gud enough for me its gud enough for them. to soften the blow i told alanna she can take 3 friends. #whosagoodmammy #xmas #xmaspirit #mcdonalds #santycanaskmebolix"

Um, wouldn't it cost more than €20 to feed four children and I expect the Mother?

I'm more concerned about the fact that McDonalds is "gud enough" for her.

No standards at all, has she ever even heard of Supermacs?

Also, what on earth is Xmas pirit?

Ice Storm

RainyDay wrote: »

I despair for the future of society.

Pakineys?

When I was trying to decipher it my first thought was 'Pat Kenny' :pac:

FallSilently

martyos121 wrote: »

I'm more concerned about the fact that McDonalds is "gud enough" for her.

No standards at all, has she ever even heard of Supermacs?

Also, what on earth is Xmas pirit?

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Yarrrr?

thesandeman

reap-a-rat wrote: »

How do they get it right TWICE and then mess it up so badly?! It's baffling!

Their spellchecker probably suffered a nervous breakdown half way through.

mckar

Check your mail hun xxx

They have notifications for both they know they have mail.

They want to ignore your mail lol

stinkle

Friend of a fb acquaintance has a countdown to her bloke getting out of prison

coolhull

stinkle wrote: »

Friend of a fb acquaintance has a countdown to her bloke getting out of prison

You mean like an advent calendar?

Chris_Bradley

"It's the only country I know ov wer iff your lucky enough to get a job your nerly left worst off at the end ov the week wen you add up all the little nitty-gritty tings,its not like you could plan a fambly Holladay,and that's even iff you give up all the normal tings a person would buy week in week out , still wouldn't have enough money to live comfortably!and slaving away all week for sum rich prick�� haha the system is bolloxed!!still you could be homeless imagine that wer their is no proper system in place iff you ask me,pissd off�� "

El Weirdo

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"It's the only country I know ov wer iff your lucky enough to get a job your nerly left worst off at the end ov the week wen you add up all the little nitty-gritty tings,its not like you could plan a fambly Holladay,and that's even iff you give up all the normal tings a person would buy week in week out , still wouldn't have enough money to live comfortably!and slaving away all week for sum rich prick�� haha the system is bolloxed!!still you could be homeless imagine that wer their is no proper system in place iff you ask me,pissd off�� "

I call bullshit.

There is no way that person is in gainful employment.

pc7

I don't understand why they add extra letters to short words like if = iff makes no sense, but then again either do most of the ramblings in this thread.

Michael D Not Higgins

pc7 wrote: »

I don't understand why they add extra letters to short words like if = iff makes no sense, but then again either do most of the ramblings in this thread.

Iff means if and only if, doubt they meant it that way though.

BattleCorp

El Weirdo wrote: »

I call bullshit.

There is no way that person is in gainful employment.

Civil servant maybe?

stinkle

coolhull wrote: »

You mean like an advent calendar?

Worse. Vid of their kids talking about how theyre looking forward to their dad "coming home". And written above " only x more weeks "

ericsinjun

pc7 wrote: »

I don't understand why they add extra letters to short words like if = iff makes no sense, but then again either do most of the ramblings in this thread.

If and only if... Probably a programmer

Dr.Robotnik

RainyDay wrote: »

It is possible that he is a big Wim Wenders fan.


You couldn't rule it out. Really.

*Smug face* That chap... I highly doubt it! *fixes monocle*

Paddy Cow

El Weirdo wrote: »

I call bullshit.

There is no way that person is in gainful employment.

Of course they're not and the post is validating why - if they get a job they will have to slave away all week for "some rich prick" and they won't be much better off so they might as well stick with the cushy number.

whatismyname

For. Fuk. Sakes. This place. Needs. To calm down a bit jesus wt wrong with. Ppl r they pmting or sum thing grrrr