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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1862
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,914 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    Dolbert wrote: »
    This started out sensibly but quickly went downhill:

    "My Friends on Facebook. I have been noticing this for quite sometime now but now it's been confirmed... Please if you see any photos of Children or Animals or old people asking you to Put Amen ....Please don't ... If you notice, as I have, that these posts are all from foreign men and women who are hacking your Facebook if you comment Amen. I'm so grateful to the person who I found out this from... please beware of these scams... Google it and you will find out more if you need too....."

    Amen


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    #1863
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Toots wrote: »
    Amen

    Eamon.


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    #1864
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Does anyone have a copy of: *101 things an unemployed college dropout can do until their job starts in a week* that I can borrow
    Is this what it's going to be like if I opt out of job and sign on...
    Oh my god I didn't think it was possible to be this bored


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    #1865
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    "Just seen this on kksfs that this man us kilkenny he rapped ah ,6 yr old girl a but her back in bed when he was done... ah school bus driver seen him sitting on the wall in Lough boy Thursday morning and now roaming the streets off kilkenny after gething kicked out off dublin ...so please watch all ur kids xxxx"

    For me this was a new low to the English language. This silly person cannot even spell "a"


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    #1866
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    gimmick wrote: »
    "Just seen this on kksfs that this man us kilkenny he rapped ah ,6 yr old girl a but her back in bed when he was done... ah school bus driver seen him sitting on the wall in Lough boy Thursday morning and now roaming the streets off kilkenny after gething kicked out off dublin ...so please watch all ur kids xxxx"

    For me this was a new low to the English language. This silly person cannot even spell "a"

    Jesus H Christ I have no words for that. *shakes head*


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    #1867
    haveringchick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭haveringchick


    gimmick wrote: »
    "Just seen this on kksfs that this man us kilkenny he rapped ah ,6 yr old girl a but her back in bed when he was done... ah school bus driver seen him sitting on the wall in Lough boy Thursday morning and now roaming the streets off kilkenny after gething kicked out off dublin ...so please watch all ur kids xxxx"

    For me this was a new low to the English language. This silly person cannot even spell "a"

    If your in the environs of Loughboy Kilkenny, watch out for your kids.
    If your anywhere else don't worry they're fine


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    #1868
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,772 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Originally Posted by gimmick View Post
    "Just seen this on kksfs that this man us kilkenny he rapped ah ,6 yr old girl a but her back in bed when he was done...
    haveringchick wrote: »
    If your in the environs of Loughboy Kilkenny, watch out for your kids.
    If your anywhere else don't worry they're fine

    I wouldn't worry. He's only a rapper. It's not like he's a rapist or anything.


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    #1869
    Liam O
    Registered Users Posts: 19,156 ✭✭✭✭Liam O


    gimmick wrote: »
    "Just seen this on kksfs that this man us kilkenny he rapped ah ,6 yr old girl a but her back in bed when he was done... ah school bus driver seen him sitting on the wall in Lough boy Thursday morning and now roaming the streets off kilkenny after gething kicked out off dublin ...so please watch all ur kids xxxx"

    For me this was a new low to the English language. This silly person cannot even spell "a"

    This is why Dublin is so scumbag free. We kick them out and let them roam the wilderness. Or worse, Kilkenny.


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    #1870
    whatismyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    "It's funny how "people" on my Facebook pretend to be my friend and completely ignore me JUST because I am transsexual ! These people have judged me even before saying a word to me.... if that's you get off my page and go and get a REAL LIFE."

    Then when someone asked them if she knew people were talking about why didn't they just unfriend them themselves.

    "If I knew the culprits yes I of course I would do it but I just don't know who really."

    then person asked her why people were telling her people were talking her but not telling her who

    "When you are a Trance music DJ like me and I run 2 pages and a few groups people secretly hate me for any success I have done"

    So seemed nothing really about anyone completely ignoring her just cos she's transgender. Such typical facebook crap, creating needless dramas about sh1te.


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    #1871
    dee_mc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,179 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Transexual trance DJs are ten a penny these days, sure what are the chances that the one I know is the same one that you know? :D

    One lady who added me as a friend on FB uses it to wish her husband goodnight every night. He never says it back.


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    #1872
    whatismyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Transexual trance DJs are ten a penny these days, sure what are the chances that the one I know is the same one that you know? :D

    I'm gonna go with slim, cos otherwise it'd be freaky :P Too small a world.

    I'm unfriending anyhow though, hate that sh1te.


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    #1873
    dee_mc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,179 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    whatismyname wrote:
    I'm gonna go with slim, cos otherwise it'd be freaky Too small a world.


    Nah only messing with ya!
    Unfriend is the only option in that situation!


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    #1874
    whatismyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    dee_mc wrote: »
    Nah only messing with ya!
    Unfriend is the only option in that situation!

    Haha thought you were serious, that went right over my head :P

    She's gone anyhow. Such nonsense!


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    #1875
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,164 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    From a friend's FB:
    I am giving u 600 million angels to take care of u. Give them to 9 friends including me. U will have good news in 10mins. Trust me it works!Send this to all ur friends including me if I don't get it back I guess I'm not one of them. As SOON as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.



    THIS HEART
    IS TO MY FRIEND

    GOD BLESS
    YOU

    600 million angels?


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    #1876
    whatismyname
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭whatismyname


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    From a friend's FB:



    600 million angels?

    How very generous of them.

    I'd have been happy with just a million angels.


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    #1877
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ^^
    '' You will have good luck in ten minutes''

    That's just not true. I had to wait almost fifteen minutes before my Lotto numbers came up. If you can't depend on 600 million angels to keep to a schedule, who can you depend on?


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    #1878
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    600 million angels?
    Yeah. It's what normal people call angles.


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    #1879
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,408 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    I mean...
    Seen an article that said isis struck in Belfast last night killing 27 people,anyone hear this? Any truth behind it??


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    #1880
    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    I mean...

    Ah janey!!!


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    #1881
    ToRamona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭ToRamona


    A friend recently had a death in the family which she posted on facebook, I though it was a bit weird as it was very personal. She followed up with a second post to update people.
    Is it just me that thinks this is inappropriate? Why would you be bothered with FB at such a sad time in the first place.

    I rarely use FB so perhaps its the norm for people to do this.

    Has anyone done this?


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    #1882
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ToRamona wrote: »
    A friend recently had a death in the family which she posted on facebook, I though it was a bit weird as it was very personal. She followed up with a second post to update people.
    "Yeah, he's still dead".


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    #1883
    gutenberg
    Registered Users Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    ToRamona wrote: »
    A friend recently had a death in the family which she posted on facebook, I though it was a bit weird as it was very personal. She followed up with a second post to update people.
    Is it just me that thinks this is inappropriate? Why would you be bothered with FB at such a sad time in the first place.

    I rarely use FB so perhaps its the norm for people to do this.

    Has anyone done this?

    I think you should read back through basically all of this thread, to see just how common and "normal" what you're describing is :pac:


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    #1884
    shinikins
    Registered Users Posts: 7,842 ✭✭✭shinikins


    On a DIY page, people ask for opinions on work they've done or ideas for furniture refurbishment. One person asked if she should paint an oak wardrobe she recently got or leave it in its (beautiful) natural state. One of the early replies was this beaut..


    "Put sm battery lights an dellmontys sequence on an no harm done an looks instantly more beautful! Jus an ida"


    The sweet baby Jesus is weeping.


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    #1885
    whatdoyouknow
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭whatdoyouknow


    "wht s da storie with these isis ****ers. how can der god be sayin dem to murder. jesus crist."


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    #1886
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Only five people shared this post.. I guess the rest of us are happy enough with things as they stand :rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D


    :https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/369738.JPG


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    #1887
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,373 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Looking over memory's on time hop, bak as fare as 08. Seriously u never know we're ul be in 5 years, head does over time thinking wat next .

    Its pidgin English , I think.


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    #1888
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,772 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Looking over memory's on time hop, bak as fare as 08. Seriously u never know we're ul be in 5 years, head does over time thinking wat next .

    Its pidgin English , I think.

    Not sure where they will be in 5 years time but have a fair idea that I know where they weren't in the last 5 years................. school.


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    #1889
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    Only five people shared this post.. I guess the rest of us are happy enough with things as they stand :rolleyes::rolleyes::D:D


    :https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/575025/369738.JPG

    Reminds me of that joke where Jimmy calls around to Timmy's on Christmas morning.

    Jimmy: Hey Timmy, what did you get off Santa?
    Timmy: I got a remote control car, what did you get?
    Jimmy: I got a remote control car as well. And I got an Xbox and ten games and a new bike and skates and a battery powered car that you can sit in and doesn't need pedals or anything and a new 52" TV with surround sound and everything and I got tickets to go to Disneyland Paris in 2 weeks!!!
    Timmy: Humpf! I wish I had cancer as well…


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    #1890
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    "bleedn sick of dat bleedn sap (ex boyfriends name) cheatin on me like what sort of man does that!!!"

    *couple of days later*

    "(unnamed sap) is now in a relationship with (same ex boyfriend who was object of previous status)"

    I'm more astounded that she spelled dat and that in the same sentence?!


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    #1891
    jimmii
    Registered Users Posts: 14,810 ✭✭✭✭jimmii


    robarmstrong wrote: »
    "bleedn sick of dat bleedn sap (ex boyfriends name) cheatin on me like what sort of man does that!!!"

    *couple of days later*

    "(unnamed sap) is now in a relationship with (same ex boyfriend who was object of previous status)"

    I'm more astounded that she spelled dat and that in the same sentence?!

    The ex-boyfriend is in a relationship with the same ex-boyfriend? Now that is one Jeremy Kyle would like to get his hands on!


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