Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

coolhull

fussyonion wrote: »

""Our amazin Ma god tuk home 2 years ago today not a single day has gone pass tat we don't think about you or miss the amazin mother sole- mate best friend we ever knewing a wise woman who tawt us so much and after ur passing ur wise words came through and still are to this day so our amazin en specail Ma en sole mate rest en sleep tite till we all see en wrap our arms around each other a mothers love endless our angle hope ur proud of all no dought u are we stand as one Ma they way yous had us till we are together again as one xxxxxxxxxx god bless Ma en all family above en all angels n merry christmas en please god let it be full of happiness en all the presnts people want xxxxx""

While I appreciate the sentiments, and sympathise with the family, I do think it would have meant more if s/he had turned on Spellchecker before releasing the message to the public

jimmii

coolhull wrote: »

While I appreciate the sentiments, and sympathise with the family, I do think it would have meant more if s/he had turned on Spellchecker before releasing the message to the public

If people did use spellcheck this thread wouldn't be half as fun though!

mynameis905

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Limerick women say it.

I live there but I've yet to hear it in the wild.

RainyDay

fussyonion wrote: »

""Our amazin Ma god tuk home 2 years ago today not a single day has gone pass tat we don't think about you or miss the amazin mother sole- mate best friend we ever knewing a wise woman who tawt us so much and after ur passing ur wise words came through and still are to this day so our amazin en specail Ma en sole mate rest en sleep tite till we all see en wrap our arms around each other a mothers love endless our angle hope ur proud of all no dought u are we stand as one Ma they way yous had us till we are together again as one xxxxxxxxxx god bless Ma en all family above en all angels n merry christmas en please god let it be full of happiness en all the presnts people want xxxxx""

Ma was great, but I wish she spent a bit more time on the English homework with the kids.

Jim Bob Scratcher

coolhull wrote: »

Girl 1 : "Owch, I got stinged by a waps dis morn"
Girl 2 : "Gawd, where?"
Girl 1 : "Ou on me deckin"

No recession there.

fussyonion

Ah here.

Girl posted a picture of a buggy beside a Christmas tree with the caption:

"Any day now little prince or princess will pop out!!!!--feeling fertile".

I feel sick.

Kovu

fussyonion wrote: »

Ah here.

Girl posted a picture of a buggy beside a Christmas tree with the caption:

"Any day now little prince or princess will pop out!!!!--feeling fertile".

I feel sick.

Hahaha, if that was someone on my friends list I'd be posting a picture of a bag of fertiliser.

yellowlabrador

Ignorant people can be so cruel!! I'm posting this because people are mocked and laughed at for things beyond their control... I suffer with a couple of these illnesses as do some of my family and friends.... Not one of my Facebook friends will copy and paste (but I am counting on a true family member or friend to do it). If you would be there for me no matter what then copy and paste this. I'm doing this to prove a friend wrong that someone is always listening. I care. Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (IBS, Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Dystonia, Chronic Pain, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, AS, ME, , Epilepsy, hereditary angioedema , AUTISM, Borderline personality disorder, M.D.,D.D.D., CFS, Histiocytosis, O.D.D, A.D.H.D, RSD, PBC,RLS etc.) Never judge. I copied and pasted for all my friends who have one or more of these problems

any one missed out?

sligojoek

yellowlabrador wrote: »

Ignorant people can be so cruel!! I'm posting this because people are mocked and laughed at for things beyond their control... I suffer with a couple of these illnesses as do some of my family and friends.... Not one of my Facebook friends will copy and paste (but I am counting on a true family member or friend to do it). If you would be there for me no matter what then copy and paste this. I'm doing this to prove a friend wrong that someone is always listening. I care. Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (IBS, Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Dystonia, Chronic Pain, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, AS, ME, , Epilepsy, hereditary angioedema , AUTISM, Borderline personality disorder, M.D.,D.D.D., CFS, Histiocytosis, O.D.D, A.D.H.D, RSD, PBC,RLS etc.) Never judge. I copied and pasted for all my friends who have one or more of these problems

any one missed out?

The brain dead.

EoghanIRL

Earlier this year:
"got accepted to collage"

Now:
"Made a Christmas college"

Pherekydes

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Earlier this year:
"got accepted to collage"

Now:
"Made a Christmas college"

Pity they weren't excepted to "collage".

coolhull

yellowlabrador wrote: »

Ignorant people can be so cruel!! I'm posting this because people are mocked and laughed at for things beyond their control... I suffer with a couple of these illnesses as do some of my family and friends.... Not one of my Facebook friends will copy and paste (but I am counting on a true family member or friend to do it). If you would be there for me no matter what then copy and paste this. I'm doing this to prove a friend wrong that someone is always listening. I care. Hard to explain to someone who has no clue. It's a daily struggle being in pain or feeling sick on the inside while you look fine on the outside. Please put this as your status for at least 1 hour if you or someone you know has an invisible illness (IBS, Crohn's, PTSD, Anxiety, Dystonia, Chronic Pain, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease, Bipolar, Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fibromyalgia, MS, AS, ME, , Epilepsy, hereditary angioedema , AUTISM, Borderline personality disorder, M.D.,D.D.D., CFS, Histiocytosis, O.D.D, A.D.H.D, RSD, PBC,RLS etc.) Never judge. I copied and pasted for all my friends who have one or more of these problems

any one missed out?

Sexually Transmitted Diseases?

rawn

http://cheezburger.com/7070042880

Oh dear.

whatismyname

"I don't know how much more I can bare!"

coolhull

rawn wrote: »

http://cheezburger.com/7070042880

Oh dear.

"Im hvn BBY. Im hvn BBY"
Hopefully wth as fw vowls as pssble

The Randy Riverbeast

She could just be working from the galactic standard calendar. Im not sure how she is having a before the battle of Yavin though. Maybe she just knows it's soon so is preparing for it?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Standard_Calendar

Queenalocin

I would like to as a question to urselves, y r d staff in all d lidl shops using dem headphone tings, it is so disrespectful wen u take ur shopping to d till and d person behind d counter is too busy talking on d ear piece to even say hello to u!!! Wat is d reason for dese headpieces!!!!

sligojoek

Yard staff??

Hemerodrome

sligojoek wrote: »

Yard staff??

y r d = why are the

I feel bad for me that I know that.

sligojoek

Hemerodrome wrote: »

y r d = why are the

I feel bad for me that I know that.

I was trying to pretend I didn't know.

JellieBabie

Pherekydes wrote: »

Pity they weren't excepted to "collage".

Accepted* surely?

Hemerodrome

sligojoek wrote: »

I was trying to pretend I didn't know.

I gave myself away for nothing 😔

inforfun

rawn wrote: »

http://cheezburger.com/7070042880

Oh dear.

coolhull wrote: »

"Im hvn BBY. Im hvn BBY"
Hopefully wth as fw vowls as pssble

Someone should follow that account one way or the other.

Cant imagine that the name that poor kid will be blessed with, will not be another highlight.

FallSilently

Hemerodrome wrote: »

I gave myself away for nothing 😔

That's okay, I honestly didn't know that!

Chris_Bradley

Just thought this article would be apt for this superb thread:D

'Hitman advertised himself as contract killer on Facebook - posing with weapons and cash'

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hitman-advertised-himself-contract-killer-5214192

Hemerodrome

FallSilently wrote: »

That's okay, I honestly didn't know that!

Tanx hun I fele a byt moar lyk i tuk 1 fer de teem know xx

jimmii

JellieBabie wrote: »

Accepted* surely?

Aseptd surely!

EoghanIRL

Akseptd and don't call me surely!

El Weirdo

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Akseptd and don't call me surely!

Shirley, surely?

PTH2009

'I like to wish everyone in heaven I know a very happy Christmas'.

They have Wi-Fi in heaven now

Job description- full time mad bastard