Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

siblers

Girl on New Year's Day puts up a pic of a healthy smoothie with #newyearnewme. She did the same the day after with the same hashtag.

Yesterday she got tagged in a comment regarding some a video of some cats and she replies "I'm so drnk no can't cope wit dem xx"

#newyearsameoldattentionseekingyou

Chris_Bradley

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner."

coolhull

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man….I could be eating a slow learner."

Or I could be a slow learner

Potential Underachiever

Ive heard of complete n utter ****ebags mother a god im here laughn the person whos reportn me can obviously see my posts so heres one yea b d big person grow a set a balls n knock me ****n door im at home now dis minute call n tell me wat ur ****n problem is ill b waitn in all nite so i am ..

either that or go get urself a life cos if u actually sit bk n think ur obviously sittn at home on ur fat ****n ass been a complete n utter ****ebag sad **** .... so come on ill b waitn for a knock on me door ... ur doing nutin but amusing me .....
laughed at sad ****

jimmii

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

ur doing nutin but amusing me .....

And reportn them obviously. I wonder if they were reporting them for crimes against spelling. If they did go to the house I doubt they could understand what this person was trying to say.

Potential Underachiever

jimmii wrote: »

And reportn them obviously. I wonder if they were reporting them for crimes against spelling. If they did go to the house I doubt they could understand what this person was trying to say.

Someone is reporting her photos saying they contain nudity, they don't. But anyway it's been an on going drama for a few days, she's ranting a few times a day about something that apparently amuses her, the 'r u ok hun' replies are also flooding in, so much drama!

valoren

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Ive heard of complete n utter ****ebags mother a god im here laughn the person whos reportn me can obviously see my posts so heres one yea b d big person grow a set a balls n knock me ****n door im at home now dis minute call n tell me wat ur ****n problem is ill b waitn in all nite so i am ..

either that or go get urself a life cos if u actually sit bk n think ur obviously sittn at home on ur fat ****n ass been a complete n utter ****ebag sad **** .... so come on ill b waitn for a knock on me door ... ur doing nutin but amusing me .....
laughed at sad ****

That's the classic "I've been outwitted and called out on my behaviour so I better resort to the come and have a go if you think your hard enough" defence right there. CHECK MATE!

jimmii

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Someone is reporting her photos saying they contain nudity, they don't. But anyway it's been an on going drama for a few days, she's ranting a few times a day about something that apparently amuses her, the 'r u ok hun' replies are also flooding in, so much drama!

Ah I see I just assumed it was to the Gardai given the quality of the rant! What a bizarre response to something so irrelevant! If my pictures were being reported like that I would give less than 0 fks!

rawn

jimmii wrote: »

Ah I see I just assumed it was to the Gardai given the quality of the rant! What a bizarre response to something so irrelevant! If my pictures were being reported like that I would give less than 0 fks!

I'm confused...

jimmii

rawn wrote: »

I'm confused...

Its a thread full of confusion its ok!

PARlance

rawn wrote: »

I'm confused...

U Ok hun?

Neil Issagum

PARlance wrote: »

rawn wrote: »

I'm confused...

U Ok hun?

inbox me xoxo

rawn

Neil Issagum wrote: »

inbox me xoxo

Telpme

Loughc

rawn wrote: »

Telpme

Telpus

jimmii

Loughc wrote: »

Telpus

Telpevre1

chickenlicken2

We recently had a family bereavement and there's already been a handful of people leaving RIP messages on the page of the deceased. This is something I don't get at all. I don't really understand why people do this, different strokes and all that but to me it's quite uncomfortable.

Gunslinger92

^ sorry for your loss.

I'm on that anyone know group but am thinking of leaving it because the vast majority of posters can't spell or use proper grammar for ****. A post just now says:

"Anyone know if eastenders is on toni?????"

I mean come on, just type the extra 3 letters it won't kill ya and earlier there was a post asking whether to send a 4 year old child to school or wait til they're 5. Someone replied and it was all fine except she used "skool"

inforfun

Yep, too lazy to type "ght" so we put a few question marks extra.....

Logic...

kunst nugget

chickenlicken2 wrote: »

We recently had a family bereavement and there's already been a handful of people leaving RIP messages on the page of the deceased. This is something I don't get at all. I don't really understand why people do this, different strokes and all that but to me it's quite uncomfortable.

Sorry for your loss. It's kind of bizarre to me why people do that but it reminds me of this piece by Anthony Jeselnik...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FLGEr1zJYo

brandnewaward

chickenlicken2 wrote: »

We recently had a family bereavement and there's already been a handful of people leaving RIP messages on the page of the deceased. This is something I don't get at all. I don't really understand why people do this, different strokes and all that but to me it's quite uncomfortable.

the galway advertiser fb page is chronic for this.....if a death is reported for reason , sad as all as it is , the 354 RIP's just make me squirm uncomfortably. and its the same people the whole time , its like they are lurking on the page waiting for people to die

LittleMuppet

'Awh Dave Bowey is ded :`( I'm devo. Need 2 watch labrenth nw an have ah good cry :`( RIP Mr Bowey‘

rawn

LittleMuppet wrote: »

'Awh Dave Bowey is ded :`( I'm devo. Need 2 watch labrenth nw an have ah good cry :`( RIP Mr Bowey‘

Better than the ones I have seen shared

http://www.funnyjunk.com/Rip+david+zowie/funny-pictures/5796811/

thesandeman

I know a lad who started getting all those RIP messages when somebody with the same name (albeit 40 years older) who lived in the same area died. He answered the first few explaining it wasn't him but the neighbour and that how he could see how the confusion arose.

But them RIPs they kept on comin'.
So, a couple of days later he put up a picture of himself holding the days newspaper with the comment "don't worry I'm still with ye lol".
The first two replies he got were "yes you are still with us in our hearts" and "you will always be with us looking down on us".

He gave up after that and just thanked anybody who sympathised with him on his death.

ivytwine

thesandeman wrote: »

I know a lad who started getting all those RIP messages when somebody with the same name (albeit 40 years older) who lived in the same area died. He answered the first few explaining it wasn't him but the neighbour and that how he could see how the confusion arose.

But them RIPs they kept on comin'.
So, a couple of days later he put up a picture of himself holding the days newspaper with the comment "don't worry I'm still with ye lol".
The first two replies he got were "yes you are still with us in our hearts" and "you will always be with us looking down on us".

He gave up after that and just thanked anybody who sympathised with him on his death.

I actually am giggling away on the bus about this! Poor fella!

rawn

"Congrats to mii sxcii sister NAME and her man NAME who is expecting dr 2nd baby gby hunnii xxxxxxx kiss emoticon"

XxMCRxBabyxX

I understand everything but gby? Why are there so many i's?

Tom_Barry

thesandeman wrote: »

I know a lad who started getting all those RIP messages when somebody with the same name (albeit 40 years older) who lived in the same area died. He answered the first few explaining it wasn't him but the neighbour and that how he could see how the confusion arose.

But them RIPs they kept on comin'.
So, a couple of days later he put up a picture of himself holding the days newspaper with the comment "don't worry I'm still with ye lol".
The first two replies he got were "yes you are still with us in our hearts" and "you will always be with us looking down on us".

He gave up after that and just thanked anybody who sympathised with him on his death.

That is brilliant !!!

PARlance

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I understand everything but gby? Why are there so many i's?

God bless you?

I thought she was getting all roman numerals with us with "mii sxcii".... what year was that again?

kunst nugget

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I understand everything but gby? Why are there so many i's?

She's having a gayby. A gay baby. All the rage these days amongst the sxcii hunniis.

PopePalpatine

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

I understand everything but gby? Why are there so many i's?

I guess she still thinks she's on Bebo. :pac: