Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

mahoganygas · 13-01-2016 10:46pm

Does any1 Else have a bug me mam dad are stuffering or it might just be food position

Mars Bar · 13-01-2016 11:17pm

chickenlicken2 wrote: »

We recently had a family bereavement and there's already been a handful of people leaving RIP messages on the page of the deceased. This is something I don't get at all. I don't really understand why people do this, different strokes and all that but to me it's quite uncomfortable.

The ones that freak me out are the pages of people who are dead and people they were acquainted with and didn't know they were dead send happy birthday wishes. I had to send a message to someone informing them that the person they sent happy birthday wishes and wishes for the future, was dead.

sligojoek · 13-01-2016 11:32pm

And people wishing dead celebrities a happy birthday. How the fuck can they have a happy birthday. They are dead.

Fame and Demise · 13-01-2016 11:36pm

mahoganygas wrote: »

Does any1 Else have a bug me mam dad are stuffering or it might just be food position

That's not to be laughed at. I know a lad who put the peas on the left side of his plate and he couldn't get out of the bed for a week

coolhull · 14-01-2016 1:44am

mahoganygas wrote: »

Does any1 Else have a bug me mam dad are stuffering or it might just be food position

Nothing worse than 'stuffering' from food position. Of all the different positions, that's probably the worst

dollyk · 15-01-2016 6:28pm

I once sent my brother a text message to my brother to
explain that I could not go to his twins party as things were tight
that week and my mortgage was behind.
I didnt know that he could put it as a message on his facebook page :eek:
Serious we are in our 50s, I found out how to block

Thanks to my children, and we havnt spoken since.
Like why the need for that I ask.
And some tit asked could they prank me because my number was showing.
Im learning very fast now.

kunst nugget · 15-01-2016 6:35pm

dollyk wrote: »

I once sent my brother a text message to my brother to
explain that I could not go to his twins party as things were tight
that week and my mortgage was behind.
I didnt know that he could put it as a message on his facebook page :eek:
Serious we are in our 50s, I found out how to block
Thanks to my children, and we havnt spoken since.
Like why the need for that I ask.
And some tit asked could they prank me because my number was showing.
Im learning very fast now.

That is the strangest haiku I've ever read...

dollyk · 15-01-2016 6:38pm

seems facebook changes people sometimes for the worse.

dollyk · 15-01-2016 6:40pm

kunst nugget wrote: »

That is the strangest haiku I've ever read...

pmsl i had to google what a haiku was

rawn · 15-01-2016 7:36pm

Oh my god. I think this is the only place I can post this. I'm quite flat chested and my younger sister is bigger so we always laugh about it. I came across THIS on Facebook so I shared it onto her page and HALF AN HOUR LATER I realised I had actually posted it on my EX BOYFRIEND'S page and I only realised when he LIKED it and commented with a "lol??" I broke his heart years ago and he's recently married.

Oh my God. Kill me now. I deleted it but the damage is done.

Thoie · 15-01-2016 7:49pm

rawn wrote: »

Oh my god. I think this is the only place I can post this. I'm quite flat chested and my younger sister is bigger so we always laugh about it. I came across THIS on Facebook so I shared it onto her page and HALF AN HOUR LATER I realised I had actually posted it on my EX BOYFRIEND'S page and I only realised when he LIKED it and commented with a "lol??" I broke his heart years ago and he's recently married.

Oh my God. Kill me now. I deleted it but the damage is done.

I shouldn't laugh, but I am anyway.

Whosthis · 15-01-2016 8:11pm

rawn wrote: »

Oh my god. I think this is the only place I can post this. I'm quite flat chested and my younger sister is bigger so we always laugh about it. I came across THIS on Facebook so I shared it onto her page and HALF AN HOUR LATER I realised I had actually posted it on my EX BOYFRIEND'S page and I only realised when he LIKED it and commented with a "lol??" I broke his heart years ago and he's recently married.

Oh my God. Kill me now. I deleted it but the damage is done.

Spectacular!

kunst nugget · 15-01-2016 8:46pm

rawn wrote: »

Oh my god. I think this is the only place I can post this. I'm quite flat chested and my younger sister is bigger so we always laugh about it. I came across THIS on Facebook so I shared it onto her page and HALF AN HOUR LATER I realised I had actually posted it on my EX BOYFRIEND'S page and I only realised when he LIKED it and commented with a "lol??" I broke his heart years ago and he's recently married.

Oh my God. Kill me now. I deleted it but the damage is done.

To be fair, that's epic. The only thing for it is to keep posting tit related posts to his page to really mess with his head...

WHIP IT! · 15-01-2016 10:44pm

thesandeman wrote: »

I know a lad who started getting all those RIP messages when somebody with the same name (albeit 40 years older) who lived in the same area died. He answered the first few explaining it wasn't him but the neighbour and that how he could see how the confusion arose.

But them RIPs they kept on comin'.
So, a couple of days later he put up a picture of himself holding the days newspaper with the comment "don't worry I'm still with ye lol".
The first two replies he got were "yes you are still with us in our hearts" and "you will always be with us looking down on us".

He gave up after that and just thanked anybody who sympathised with him on his death.

Did this even happen though?

stinkle · 16-01-2016 7:41am

This wordsmith and I have a facebook contact in common...

Some nit bag reported me profile picture for nudity at 1218.. Report this as well.. Hope your ma is getting 6th balled by 2packies and a china man.. Yea ****ing pikey looking k*****r I wish you nothing bud bad luck you and ya family &#55357;&#56426; yea smelley KFC looking tramp&#55357;&#56392;

Karmella · 16-01-2016 9:45am

stinkle wrote: »

This wordsmith and I have a facebook contact in common...

Ha ha brilliant, I'm intrigued as to what a KFC looking tramp is supposed to look like

jimmii · 16-01-2016 9:49am

stinkle wrote: »

This wordsmith and I have a facebook contact in common...

They may other have their pictures but at least they have their class.

nikpmup · 16-01-2016 9:58am

"It's been so long gone and between I was a baby when I lost my mother id give everyday and night every and every penny and my own eyesight to see that women again the day she fell I learned to spell I miss you so much my only discipline angel drive someday I'll arrive"

I'd love to know what a discipline angel drive is?!

TitianGerm · 16-01-2016 10:14am

nikpmup wrote: »

"It's been so long gone and between I was a baby when I lost my mother id give everyday and night every and every penny and my own eyesight to see that women again the day she fell I learned to spell I miss you so much my only discipline angel drive someday I'll arrive"

I'd love to know what a discipline angel drive is?!

She also says shed give up her eyesight to see her again.

Surely you wouldn't see her if your blind !!

Kovu · 16-01-2016 11:59am

Could she mean disciple? I'm intrigued by 'the day she fell, I learned to spell', did the mother fall over an unused dictionary or something?

coffee_cake · 16-01-2016 12:03pm

Kovu wrote: »

Could she mean disciple? I'm intrigued by 'the day she fell, I learned to spell', did the mother fall over an unused dictionary or something?

She either did not learn to spell, or she has more than one mother

nikpmup · 16-01-2016 3:36pm

Kovu wrote: »

Could she mean disciple? I'm intrigued by 'the day she fell, I learned to spell', did the mother fall over an unused dictionary or something?

Who knows what goes on in the mind of a poet?!!:D

Pherekydes · 16-01-2016 5:35pm

bluewolf wrote: »

She either did not learn to spell, or she has more than one mother

I'm wishing she learned some punctuation, too.

fussyonion · 16-01-2016 6:21pm

"Sick been in hospital at this stage! Good news is Im all stitched up very sore but whats life and thats me and babies done forever. in love with Kaydabell but if it means been stuck in the coom again then shel be an lonely child sorrynotsorry #sore #stitches #theregoesmeweekend"-checked in at The Coombe Women's Maternity Hospital.

El Weirdo · 16-01-2016 6:26pm

fussyonion wrote: »

"Sick been in hospital at this stage! Good news is Im all stitched up very sore but whats life and thats me and babies done forever. in love with Kaydabell but if it means been stuck in the coom again then shel be an lonely child sorrynotsorry #sore #stitches #theregoesmeweekend"-checked in at The Coombe Women's Maternity Hospital.

Kaydabell? Is that a name?

fussyonion · 16-01-2016 6:26pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Kaydabell? Is that a name?

I'm afraid so.

El Weirdo · 16-01-2016 6:31pm

fussyonion wrote: »

I'm afraid so.

*sigh*

coolhull · 16-01-2016 6:37pm

I hope she asks you to be godmother to Kaydlebelle , fussy, then we can all have a bit of crack slagging you!

The Sun King · 16-01-2016 7:40pm

I wouldn't call a cheap cheese spread Kaydabelle, never mind a child.

via4 · 16-01-2016 8:46pm

Dat council is a ****in joke I have to wait a week for someone to come out and look at d heating and if it's d boiler it will take 3 weeks we will freeze to death it's warmer outside ffs

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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