Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

extra gravy · 19-01-2016 5:23pm

Ah yes, the kind of partner we all aspire to have...someone that can "cook" a sassage, egg nd bean sambo.

Pherekydes · 20-01-2016 2:56pm

I love the word 'feance'.

Ted_YNWA · 20-01-2016 7:38pm

Dancor wrote: »

Habe d best feance 8n d world cookimg me a sassage egg nd bean sambo ur d beat i i love u mean so much to me nd ur kids ****** nd ****** we b loat wit out u.💜💙💜

I have the best fiancé in the world. Cooking me a sausage, egg & beans sandwich. You are the best. I love you, you mean so much to me & the sprogs. We would be lost without you.

Took a few reads to try & get it.

pc7 · 20-01-2016 8:55pm

I thought she was bloated from the sausies!'

BattleCorp · 21-01-2016 9:07am

Originally Posted by Dancor View Post

Habe d best feance 8n d world cookimg me a sassage egg nd bean sambo ur d beat i i love u mean so much to me nd ur kids ****** nd ****** we b loat wit out u.💜💙💜

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I have the best fiancé in the world. Cooking me a sausage, egg & beans sandwich. You are the best. I love you, you mean so much to me & the sprogs. We would be lost without you.

Took a few reads to try & get it.

I found the "me nd ur kids" part to be interesting. Has she a pile of kids and only two of them are his kids?

RainyDay · 21-01-2016 10:47am

pc7 wrote: »

I thought she was bloated from the sausies!'

She was.

GAAman · 21-01-2016 10:50am

People are stupid

Scene from Batman the Dark Knight

Loughc · 21-01-2016 11:30am

GAAman wrote: »

People are stupid
Scene from Batman the Dark Knight

Oh my god that's hilarious. It's almost as good as the dog with a slice of ham on his face.

Dancor · 21-01-2016 12:34pm

Pherekydes wrote: »

I love the word 'feance'.

Its 'feance 8'

I think.........

mahoganygas · 21-01-2016 12:51pm

GAAman wrote: »

People are stupid
Scene from Batman the Dark Knight

Amen.

fima · 21-01-2016 1:16pm

For sale communion dress comes wit everythin made in america holy mary kissin d pope embrided on to front pm if intrested

pc7 · 21-01-2016 1:19pm

fima wrote: »

For sale communion dress comes wit everythin made in america holy mary kissin d pope embrided on to front pm if intrested

Please pm and get a photo!!!

Pherekydes · 21-01-2016 2:29pm

Dancor wrote: »

Its 'feance 8'

I think.........

Damn, you're right. It's even better now!

GAAman · 21-01-2016 3:39pm

The amount of people posting personal 'Be like bill' posts, ie "Be like Elaine, Elaine is smart" is unreal.

Narcissistic knobheads :rolleyes:

RainyDay · 21-01-2016 4:13pm

fima wrote: »

For sale communion dress comes wit everythin made in america holy mary kissin d pope embrided on to front pm if intrested

Tongues?

fima · 21-01-2016 7:10pm

pc7 wrote: »

Please pm and get a photo!!!

There is a picture but there's a child in it. What's not mentioned is that judging by the picture the dress would fit a 12 year old.

padd b1975 · 21-01-2016 9:03pm

Ad is short for Adam.
I'm sure he's thrilled to see his mother posting his health problems!

When are we gonna get a break fron ****e luck ad been drs sendin him yet another specialist checkin him showin signs of cancer..

WarZ · 21-01-2016 11:49pm

padd b1975 wrote: »

Ad is short for Adam.
I'm sure he's thrilled to see his mother posting his health problems!

I actually feel its a bit sick you posted that in what is meant to be a funny thread. I understand her spelling is bad and she's stupid posting stuff of a private nature but thats about cancer, its sad IMO.

haveringchick · 22-01-2016 12:37am

WarZ wrote: »

I actually feel its a bit sick you posted that in what is meant to be a funny thread. I understand her spelling is bad and she's stupid posting stuff of a private nature but thats about cancer, its sad IMO.

Whilst there are a lot of very funny posts on the thread there are also some sad posts as well as some very alarming, worrying posts.
Adam isn't being identified and nobody, including the poster,is laughing at Adam or his mother or cancer
Some of us find the constant attention seeking, without any conderation for the privacy of others,displayed by some face-bookers/twitterers makes us kinda despair at times. That's all
If your feeling sick because someone you don't know thinks someone you don't know has had his privacy violated, well, that in itself is a bit odd

Big Nasty · 22-01-2016 7:38am

I often feel this should be a no chat thread, i.e. fb posts only.

gutenberg · 22-01-2016 11:24am

Who ever the f*** reported me and got me BANNED from Facebook for 24 hours for uploading a picture of a dick lifting weights need to remember that...
Snitches get stitches.

Charming, on several levels...

mansize · 22-01-2016 4:20pm

The tram stop next to where I'm staying is Tellplatz lolz

fussyonion · 22-01-2016 7:32pm

Here's two from the same girl:

http://tinypic.com/r/vketz/9

http://tinypic.com/r/pm9h4/9

coolhull · 22-01-2016 8:13pm

fussyonion wrote: »

Here's two from the same girl:

http://tinypic.com/r/vketz/9

http://tinypic.com/r/pm9h4/9

Obviously an eloquent, mannerly young lady who deplores coarse language of any sort

Fame and Demise · 22-01-2016 9:56pm

gutenberg wrote: »

Charming, on several levels...

It's only a matter of time before "[said snitch] is a rat" is spray painted everywhere. Lest we forget.

gutenberg · 22-01-2016 11:17pm

Fame and Demise wrote: »

It's only a matter of time before "[said snitch] is a rat" is spray painted everywhere. Lest we forget.

This person has almost 1,000 Facebook friends, then there are friends of friends. They could be a while working out who the 'snitch' is

El Weirdo · 23-01-2016 4:52pm

From a conspiracy nut brother of a guy I went to school with...

I need help!

***** ******, ***** ****, Joe Public, anyone who knows anything about the corrupt British Law System. I need someone to keep an eye on the magistrate.

I'm probably going back to prison on Tuesday for at least three months.

It's a little bit more complicated than the last time. The last time I was completely innocent and it was clearly a ploy to shut me up (it was approaching 9/11), but this time I've been relying on CCTV which has been deleted, conveniently. Honestly you can't make this **** up!

Anyway, long story short, I may need someone to take care of Polly while I'm away.

This is a last ditch resort and it's very embarrassing to have to say this publicly. But, if you know me, you know how much I love that silly old cat. Speak to ****** *********, as usual, and she'll keep you informed of all my attempts to escape Wormwood Scrubs.

I live in ********, so the closer the help, the better. I'll make sure she's fed and I'll pay you for any food or any inconveniences. Polly's a lovely cat, she's very passive and she doesn't bite or anything like that. She's litter trained and at night she cuddles up to your toes so you don't need slippers!

I'll miss her so much. Whoever takes her, please, please look after her.

Peace be with you!

****. x x x

The Sun King · 24-01-2016 11:15am

Not a post exactly, more a type of poster.

I love people who organise fights with strangers on FB and try to make it out that they are gangland bosses.

'U don't kno me. I cn hav it arangd dat u gt 2 kno mee.'

Tosspots.

coolhull · 24-01-2016 1:31pm

"Leevin Cert. Fkn Hamlet. 2 B r not 2 B, dass de queschon. I mean, hu gvs a sh1t"

Kovu · 24-01-2016 2:00pm

coolhull wrote: »

"Leevin Cert. Fkn Hamlet. 2 B r not 2 B, dass de queschon. I mean, hu gvs a sh1t"

Skspere wud trn n hiz grayv!!

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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