Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

RhubarbCrumble

PTH2009 wrote: »

There's a new facebook challenge

The motherhood challenge

Post 5 pictures which shows ur a good mother

**** off lol

5 is bad enough, but someone on my news feed posted 57 photos of their 'little angle' :rolleyes:

coolhull

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

5 is bad enough, but someone on my news feed posted 57 photos of their 'little angle' :rolleyes:

Well, she's obviously 10.8 times better than the average mother

Shannon757

cowboyBuilder

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

5 is bad enough, but someone on my news feed posted 57 photos of their 'little angle' :rolleyes:

ah she's acute* tho !!!



*stolen from someone else here

KKkitty

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

rawn

KKkitty wrote: »

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

50% reminiscence, 50% "here's a pic of me and my baby that I chose cos I think I look hawt but my baby looks like a potato"

Ken.

KKkitty wrote: »

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

Might I be so bold as to ask what age your child(ren) is/are? I've a brilliant idea based on your answer.

coolhull

KKkitty wrote: »

I've been tagged twice for that mother challenge and I haven't done it. I honestly don't see the point of it.

Of course, you do know that by ignoring these nominations, it means that you're not a good mother, don't you?
In the same was as refusing to share the ''share if you love you children with all your heart' means that you can't stand the little feckers :rolleyes:

Ken.

What I was going to suggest for Kitty is if the children are old enough you get a picture of one of them scrubbing the toilet with a toothbrush, another of cleaning the fireplace, another weeding the garden. Really menial tasks that would probably get you arrested. Use photoshop.

MonkstownHoop

A woman has shared a near sexual assault story on a good few pages, stiring the locals no doubt only to post that the story is years old but needs to be shared in light of other stories lately.

Careful down the station tonight Mary sure wasn't a girl nearly grabbed there in 1972!

inforfun

ken wrote: »

What I was going to suggest for Kitty is if the children are old enough you get a picture of one of them scrubbing the toilet with a toothbrush, another of cleaning the fireplace, another weeding the garden. Really menial tasks that would probably get you arrested. Use photoshop.

Not on facebook myself but if this thread is evidence of the average IQ of facebook users signing up for those kind of challenges, some random googled pics of kids doign that kind of thing should get things going.

Here... i ll help

aaronjumper

"I may not be perfect but when I look at my children I know I got something in my life perfectly right."

Shared from the 'Hot Moms Club'. Pass me a bucket please.

PTH2009

if i see another meme with that ****ing gemma collins in it ill scream

:mad::mad::mad:

MonkstownHoop

Hey check out my friends day video!


No thanks.

mansize

https://www.facebook.com/JoeSantagatoFans/videos/988672324553102/

KKkitty

I'd actually love to do parodies of Facebook challenges but I'm not confident enough.

kitten_k

Jus found out if you are between the ages of 18 and 24 and are on jobseekers allowance of only 100 euro ,, write a letter to your local welfare office and tell them that you will be taking them to court on grounds of age discrimination , go to your local free legal aid board and ask them to set up the case ,, you may be awarded full payment plus arrears ,, share this folks there are many young people out there struggling to get by on a 100 per week . its worth a try at least

dollyk

This has to be the best Ive seen so far.

Yer so wat if im seen a narried man
if his wife waz not so buzy with work an kids she wold have time
for him.

Im still reeling in shock..........Prick

thesandeman

mansize wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/JoeSantagatoFans/videos/988672324553102/

The debate that started in the comments over 'flew' vs 'flown' is the best part of that.

jimmii

mansize wrote: »

https://www.facebook.com/JoeSantagatoFans/videos/988672324553102/

Thats brilliant! How has no one invented feet gloves. How indeed.

Valentina

Friends Day video

https://www.facebook.com/thedailyshow/videos/10153882968171800/

Lucyfur

''hav ta gt tickets 4 bruise''

Bruise?! :D

TitianGerm

Lucyfur wrote: »

''hav ta gt tickets 4 bruise''

Bruise?! :D

Is there a fight coming up

honerbright

My cousin commented this, along with over 615,000 other 'grateful' people.

If you are born in 😊

1970 1971 1972 1973 1974. 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006

And you still alive at this moment , this time , this year . type Amen .
Only the ungrateful ones will ignore 😊

MonkstownHoop

honerbright wrote: »

My cousin commented this, along with over 615,000 other 'grateful' people.

If you are born in 😊

1970 1971 1972 1973 1974. 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006

And you still alive at this moment , this time , this year . type Amen .
Only the ungrateful ones will ignore 😊

Amen

coolhull

honerbright wrote: »

My cousin commented this, along with over 615,000 other 'grateful' people.

If you are born in 😊

1970 1971 1972 1973 1974. 1975 1976 1977 1978 1979 1980 1981 1982 1983 1984 1985 1986 1987 1988 1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006

And you still alive at this moment , this time , this year . type Amen .
Only the ungrateful ones will ignore 😊

I was born pre-1970. What should I do? Oh God, what I do now?

Toots

coolhull wrote: »

I was born pre-1970. What should I do? Oh God, what I do now?

Invest in a good pair of gloves - that gem in your hand should be flashing red by now!

nikpmup

just hade me eye brows done thinking a bout me nails now am going to treat meself.



Riveting stuff.

nikpmup

And another......

wishing my mum a big happy birthday injoy your birthday mum up in heaven gone but mum we will never for get the those years we hade with you n dad the best years of my life merry Christmas to you both god bless angels of mind. . xxxxxxxxxx<3

Toto Wolfcastle

Lucyfur wrote: »

''hav ta gt tickets 4 bruise''

Bruise?! :D

FFS, I've recently taken to calling bruises 'Bruce'. Now that bit of
frivolity is ruined for me.