Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

haveringchick

gutenberg wrote: »

I know. I was just completely confused as to how she thought XXXIV equals 14/2014?!

Unless she wants to say Charlie was born on June 2nd when she was 34?

coolhull

This election throws up some odd posts

"Jone Burton and Ristart Bruton, r dey sister n brudder ?"

Oh yeah, sure they share the same surname, don't they?

pc7

coolhull wrote: »

This election throws up some odd posts

"Jone Burton and Ristart Bruton, r dey sister n brudder ?"

Oh yeah, sure they share the same surname, don't they?

Right to vote should be removed from that person :eek:

siblers

€200 Penny vouchers doing the rounds on Facebook now, what a time to be alive.

RainyDay

siblers wrote: »

€200 Penny vouchers doing the rounds on Facebook now, what a time to be alive.

Pennneys on the one I've seen.

siblers

RainyDay wrote: »

Pennneys on the one I've seen.

That's the one, if you click on the link it goes straight into a spam site. Couldn't be more obvious that it's fake, yet people still think it's real :pac:

mansize

siblers wrote: »

€200 Penny vouchers doing the rounds on Facebook now, what a time to be alive.

Ah hon, that will keep Ronaldo n Britney in nu gear!!! Der wast ov space da dunt giv me nutting

I'll clebr8 wiv spice bag wiv me girlos!!!

dee_mc

'OMG, you guys are relationship goals'
(reaction to fairly bland 'couple attending wedding' selfie)

MonkstownHoop

dee_mc wrote: »

'OMG, you guys are relationship goals'
(reaction to fairly bland 'couple attending wedding' selfie)

That person needs ending

TG1

MonkstownHoop wrote: »

That person needs ending

They really do....

One of my friends posted one of those photo memory things with the caption "Awh, back in the day guys!!"
It's a post from one year ago.....

Owryan

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

Ted_YNWA

What are the chances that they exercised their constitutional right to vote?

Owryan

probably spoilt it without even realising.

coolhull

Owryan wrote: »

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

I don't know why, but I'm sensing that this fellah doesn't respect us any more? Oh, well.....:rolleyes:

PopePalpatine

Owryan wrote: »

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

Or use punctuation. :pac:

dee_mc

http://lovindublin.com/ge16/this-candidate-got-trashed-in-the-polls-and-responded-with-a-sensational-rant-on-facebook
I'm sensing dissatisfaction with the result?!

thesandeman

Owryan wrote: »

probably spoilt it without even realising.

Probably can't count to 1

nikpmup

Motivational post from a beauty blogger; it seems by wearing mascara I'm not pro-traying myself accurately



"Outfit of the day with no makeup, I'm leaving the skin breath in this beautiful weather, just wearing an spf. You don't have to wear makeup everyday, be comfortable in your own skin, this is real life, don't believe everyone looks great all the time because they don't, they just pro tray that. Be your own person, be kind, hope you all have a great day ❤️❤️"

RhubarbCrumble

nikpmup wrote: »

Motivational post from a beauty blogger; it seems by wearing mascara I'm not pro-traying myself accurately



"Outfit of the day with no makeup, I'm leaving the skin breath in this beautiful weather, just wearing an spf. You don't have to wear makeup everyday, be comfortable in your own skin, this is real life, don't believe everyone looks great all the time because they don't, they just pro tray that. Be your own person, be kind, hope you all have a great day ❤️❤️"

@nikpmup, would you mind pming me as to who that is. I have my suspicions . . . . .

Neil Issagum

Owryan wrote: »

loving the outrage this election is causing:

I SWESR THE IRISH ARE TICK STUPID DUM BASTARDS VOTING FOR THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY AND VOTING FOR FF AND VOTING FOR FG IT JUST SHOWS THAT THE IRISH ARE TICK BASTARDS I TAUGHT THE PEOPLE OF IRELAND WANTED CHANGE WELL WE WONT BE GETHING ANY CHANGE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR WATER METERS NOW I SWEAR TO GOD THE IRISH ARE DUM TICK BASTARDS WHY DID WE MARCH IN DUBLIN PEACEFUL PROTEST MY BOLLOX ALL A WASTE OF TIME NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR WATER AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELASE WE WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR NOW BECAUSE OF STUPID IRISH DUM BASTARDS WELL **** PEACEFUL PROTESTS ITS TIME TI BURN THEM BASTARDS OUT OF LENISTER HOUSE NO MORE PEACEFUL PROTESTS AND **** THE TICK IRISH DUM BASTARDS FOR VOTING FOR SCUM FF FG AND THAT SCUMBAG ALAN KELLY

Calling people "dum" and "tick" when he can't even spell

"I hate politics and **** but looking at results the counts of the votes there are some really fuking stupid people in Ireland"

Nowhere near as bad as the one above but this fella is 25 and never had a job. Lives in a 3 bed house with the girlfriend who's also never worked and 2 kids. It really grates on me how he calls the electorate 'stupid' yet they're the ones who've enabled him to have this comfortable lifestyle without ever contributing to society

Owryan

Neil Issagum wrote: »

"I hate politics and **** but looking at results the counts of the votes there are some really fuking stupid people in Ireland"

Nowhere near as bad as the one above but this fella is 25 and never had a job. Lives in a 3 bed house with the girlfriend who's also never worked and 2 kids. It really grates on me how he calls the electorate 'stupid' yet they're the ones who've enabled him to have this comfortable lifestyle without ever contributing to society

noticed that myself, the angriest people seem to be those who are being supported by society. Probably afraid a party that will try get them off their arses rather than one that will continue to fund them will get into power

mahoganygas

Ted_YNWA wrote:

What are the chances that they exercised their constitutional right to vote?

What are the chances he queued for a free McDonald's breakfast but didn't bother to vote?

The Randy Riverbeast

"Still in shock the travaling to limrick was well worth it, officially will be going to the UAE to be a teacher in Augest"

stinkle

The Randy Riverbeast wrote: »

"Still in shock the travaling to limrick was well worth it, officially will be going to the UAE to be a teacher in Augest"

Teacher of English, I hope. Lucky UAE!

colm_mcm

Maybe Augest is a village in UAE

Caoimhgh1n

colm_mcm wrote: »

Maybe Augest is a village in UAE

And so is Limrick. :P

JumpShivers

"This country fkn cruput everybody looked up in every prison in ireland CANT VOTE . every patient in evrry hospitle in ireland CANT VOTE . hospices in ireland CANT VOTE the homeless CANT VOTE no adress . And then everyone who didn register CANT VOTE . so all them Votes which is thousands are keeping them in .... CRUPUT .. the government wount allow ppl in prison to vote they no wat their doing ."

gutenberg

Friend posted an anti-Bernie Sanders meme:

"No one who works 40 hours a week should live in poverty..." "Then stop giving their money to people who work zero hours a week."

It was shared via this charming 'one of the top 100 conservative websites in 2015' site.

This person is 1) Irish and so cannot vote in the States, and 2) works as an 'investment analyst' for a company specialising in offshore banking and accounts. Jeez...

RainyDay

gutenberg wrote: »

It was shared via this charming 'one of the top 100 conservative websites in 2015' site.

Christ, that's scary. There was some venomous stuff floating round social media over the election weekend, but these nasty guys leave our nasty guys in the shade.

yellowlabrador

A couple of decades ago, I had two small children and later one more, I spent my time trying to prevent them ever eating anything with an E in it, any artificial sweetener, flavouring , preservative or any ingredient I could not understand eg - no gums, no smarties, no m&m's or the likes , no jellies, no fizzy orange drinks, no Coke, no packet desserts etc etc, I made my own stuff when I could. Now 38ish years later, the big powers that be in Mars etc. are proudly promising to remove all artificial colouring, flavouring etc from their products including M&M's and jellies which to the best of my knowledge contain petroleum! It's been established that the ingredients are linked to severe illnesses in children . People at the time thought I was 'fussy'. But ...........
maybe I was smart!

give her a round of applause