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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #2762
    b_mac2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 454 ✭✭b_mac2


    StripedBoxers wrote: »
    Came across this status this morning.

    Vote now, fee euthanasia for stupid people #purgeFB


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    #2763
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Admit it. You aren’t like them. You’re not even close. You may occasionally dress yourself up as one of them, watch the same mindless television shows as they do, maybe even eat the same fast food sometimes. But it seems that the more you try to fit in, the more you feel like an outsider, watching the “normal people” as they go about their automatic existences. For every time you say club passwords like “Have a nice day” and “Weather’s awful today, eh?”, you yearn inside to say forbidden things like “Tell me something that makes you cry” or “What do you think deja vu is for?”. Face it, you even want to talk to that girl in the elevator. But what if that girl in the elevator (and the balding man who walks past your cubicle at work) are thinking the same thing? Who knows what you might learn from taking a chance on conversation with a stranger? Everyone carries a piece of the puzzle. Nobody comes into your life by mere coincidence. Trust your instincts. Do the unexpected. Find the others…”

    She's middle aged.


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    #2764
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    She's middle aged.

    It's a Timothy Leary quote. Grand to put up when you're 19 and you've taken some crappy acid you bought off your mate who got it off that weird fella in college that kind of smells like poo and you've decided to be ultra spiritual for the month because you've like seen behind the facade, man. Any older than that and you look like an utter dipstick…


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    #2765
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 10,409 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    StripedBoxers wrote: »
    Came across this status this morning.

    That's actually almost legible at first read :O


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    #2766
    nikpmup
    Registered Users Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭nikpmup


    Fcks sake.


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    #2767
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "If there is any museum on my bucket list it's The Louvre....����☕��things to look forward too one day ‪#‎historyporn‬"

    Not that dumb or anything but she is a Full Time Mad Mammy that posts about 5 statuses like this a day to show how deep she is.

    One of the replies made me laugh though

    "Moan Lisa is so small"


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    #2768
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    nikpmup wrote: »
    Fcks sake.

    What's this 'cancer' they speak of?


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    #2769
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    What's this 'cancer' they speak of?

    Had no idea until I saw the above post. Looked it up myself and it's actually a really serious disease, who knew! Thanks Teddy!!!1!


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    #2770
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    Had no idea until I saw the above post. Looked it up myself and it's actually a really serious disease, who knew! Thanks Teddy!!!1!

    It's not all that serious, really.

    Just type amen and you're sorted. I'd rather that than the common cold.


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    #2771
    yerwanthere123
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Wise words
    We need nt to tlk abt diz shid when
    u said we wer yung.y dd u accept
    our ‪#‎pros‬..f*ck de hell outta u.‪#‎Bae‬.
    ‪#‎Bitchez_ain‬'t_shid..
    ‪#‎Madakraa_empire‬..
    ‪#‎youforknw‬..
    youalreadyknw..


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    #2772
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    ‪#‎Madakraa_empire‬..
    What?


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    #2773
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    ‪#‎Madakraa_empire‬..
    What?

    You understood the rest of it!?! :eek:


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    #2774
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Big Nasty wrote: »
    You understood the rest of it!?! :eek:

    You know the way the security services used to recruit operatives by setting really hard crossword puzzles in the newspapers?

    Is there any chance they've moved on to using Facebook these days? 'Cause these would stump most cryptographers, I reckon.


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    #2775
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Big Nasty wrote: »
    You understood the rest of it!?! :eek:

    No I got none of that but I was just stumped with that one.


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    #2776
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    No I got none of that but I was just stumped with that one.

    Google reckons Madakraa is a hippedy-hop musicman.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir5G886G_o8


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    #2777
    Neil Issagum
    Registered Users Posts: 203 ✭✭Neil Issagum


    "Boom....tats meeee" Accompanied by a photo of Marilyn Monroe quoting 'I can be as high maintenance as I want to be, no one pays my bills but me'

    Ironic as she's on 'the sick'


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    #2778
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Hit like if you are proud of all your children...

    I couldn't - he's a great kid and all but Billy is a bit to dim witted...

    Who the fcuk doesn't like their kids... And how is liking them an achievement???


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    #2779
    tupenny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    "Tryn kip bsyd Mr trumpidy trump trump here. Do's all peeps be givn scuthery fartin in there sleeps. Rottin yoke " - feeling angry


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    #2780
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    tupenny wrote: »
    "Tryn kip bsyd Mr trumpidy trump trump here. Do's all peeps be givn scuthery fartin in there sleeps. Rottin yoke " - feeling angry

    after about 5 mins , i figured out it wasn't a donald trump related status


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    #2781
    John_D80
    Registered Users Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭John_D80


    Probably mentioned before but anyone who posts:

    ''Ah shur it'd be rude not to.......'' Alongside a picture of an alchoholic drink or a picture of them holding an alchoholic drink.

    Its been done mate. 20,000,000 times already.


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    #2782
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,057 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    John_D80 wrote: »
    Probably mentioned before but anyone who posts:

    ''Ah shur it'd be rude not to.......'' Alongside a picture of an alchoholic drink or a picture of them holding an alchoholic drink.

    Its been done mate. 20,000,000 times already.

    Its been said mate. 20,000,000 times already. And it is alcoholic!


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    #2783
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    joeguevara wrote: »
    And it is alcoholic!

    Not if you're Santa Claus!


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    #2784
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    "If indeed we didn't land on our moon, which moon did we land on though"


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    #2785
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users Posts: 1,189 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Oh well looks like i have been dumped yet again back on the shelf ... thank god for horses ... i was your bitch and now ime mine haha x

    Followed by several motivational cards with messages about taming women and being wild. Now she's back to worshipping her touareg.


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    #2786
    John_D80
    Registered Users Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭John_D80


    joeguevara wrote: »
    Its been said mate. 20,000,000 times already. And it is alcoholic!

    Correcting spellings now? Good man. :rolleyes:


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    #2787
    joeguevara
    Registered Users Posts: 8,057 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    John_D80 wrote: »
    Correcting spellings now? Good man. :rolleyes:

    Well if you are calling a post dumb, you might make sure that you have everything spelled correctly. Couple that with the fact that you were slagging someone off for posting something that has been posted many times before, when in fact your post has been posted on this forum countless times, it is quite funny!


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    #2788
    Fame and Demise
    Registered Users Posts: 139 ✭✭Fame and Demise


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    Followed by several motivational cards with messages about taming women and being wild. Now she's back to worshipping her touareg.

    Who needs a fella when you have a horse? That doesn't sound right :eek:


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    #2789
    ronjo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,352 ✭✭✭ronjo


    joeguevara wrote: »
    Well if you are calling a post dumb, you might make sure that you have everything spelled correctly. Couple that with the fact that you were slagging someone off for posting something that has been posted many times before, when in fact your post has been posted on this forum countless times, it is quite funny!

    But you are not


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    #2790
    John_D80
    Registered Users Posts: 3,539 ✭✭✭John_D80


    joeguevara wrote: »
    Well if you are calling a post dumb, you might make sure that you have everything spelled correctly. Couple that with the fact that you were slagging someone off for posting something that has been posted many times before, when in fact your post has been posted on this forum countless times, it is quite funny!

    Mustn't take much to amuse you!!!

    Glad I could be of service.


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    #2791
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    tupenny wrote: »
    "Tryn kip bsyd Mr trumpidy trump trump here. Do's all peeps be givn scuthery fartin in there sleeps. Rottin yoke " - feeling angry

    That's obviously not Donald Trump. He wouldnt say anything as sensible as that


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