Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Thoie · 15-03-2016 3:20pm

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8316855040/h9CD74B84/

*shudder*

Why does he keep spelling "Deise" wrong?

pc7 · 15-03-2016 3:25pm

I'm lost can someone explain that one to me? took me a while to get Chihuahua but I'm getting nowhere with this one.

IvyTheTerrible · 15-03-2016 3:27pm

pc7 wrote: »

I'm lost can someone explain that one to me?

Someone who clearly is suffering from the neurological effects of zika is saying it's all about big pharma.

osarusan · 15-03-2016 3:29pm

Neil Issagum wrote: »

I probably need to get a life but this really bugs me the amount of O'Connor's, O'Brien's, O'Neill's etc that can't be arsed to spell their surname properly on their Facebook account

Oconnor
OConnor
O Connor
oconnor
oConnor

I thought people sometimes did this on purpose to avoid being found through searches on facebook.

pc7 · 15-03-2016 3:31pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Someone who clearly is suffering from the neurological effects of zika is saying it's all about big pharma.

:eek: Disease that's how they were spelling disease!!! pmsl I thought it was something to do with 'The Deise' waterford

maudgonner · 15-03-2016 3:32pm

pc7 wrote: »

I'm lost can someone explain that one to me? took me a while to get Chihuahua but I'm getting nowhere with this one.

OK, the mosquitos have a disease, the pigs have a disease, I won't be surprised if the cows get a disease. I just think there are scientists out there stirring up diseases so that they get the good part of something and we get the shitty end of the stick.

lawred2 · 15-03-2016 3:33pm

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8316855040/h9CD74B84/

*shudder*

that got a like

maudgonner · 15-03-2016 3:34pm

lawred2 wrote: »

that got a like

I really want to see the two comments it got

Samaris · 15-03-2016 3:40pm

maudgonner wrote: »

OK, the mosquitos have a disease, the pigs have a disease, I won't be surprised if the cows get a disease. I just think there are scientists out there stirring up diseases so that they get the good part of something and we get the shitty end of the stick.

...Thank you for that translation, I was totally lost!

cowboyBuilder · 15-03-2016 3:51pm

This thread is equally funny,frightening and depressing !

if that's even possible !

:mad:

Neil Issagum · 15-03-2016 4:59pm

osarusan wrote: »

I thought people sometimes did this on purpose to avoid being found through searches on facebook.

No they're just thick

Chris_Bradley · 15-03-2016 6:23pm

"I'm not against gay people in the slightest...... My question is though, how do the penises fit into each other???"

kunst nugget · 15-03-2016 6:29pm

Chris_Bradley wrote: »

"I'm not against gay people in the slightest...... My question is though, how do the penises fit into each other???"

You know the way you pair socks? That's how it works…

Special Circumstances · 15-03-2016 6:30pm

Neil Issagum wrote: »

I probably need to get a life but this really bugs me the amount of O'Connor's, O'Brien's, O'Neill's etc that can't be arsed to spell their surname properly on their Facebook account

Oconnor
OConnor
O Connor
oconnor
oConnor

osarusan wrote: »

I thought people sometimes did this on purpose to avoid being found through searches on facebook.

Hiding from the T1000.

Cake Man · 16-03-2016 12:55am

Woman #1 with Woman #2 and Woman #3 at Café XYZ

"enjoying a cuppa"

Woman #2: "had to be done Woman #1"
Woman #1: "def"
*sometime later*
Woman #1: "did you like it"
Woman #2: "Loved it thought it would be busier glad it wasn't though"
Woman #1: "no the girls said it was busier before"

Fcuking riveting conversations and felt it necessary to discuss it over FB as opposed to face to face when they were with each other in the café

nikpmup · 16-03-2016 1:30am

"Trust is a feeling, not a checklist. Doing everything we say does not automatically earn trust. And making mistakes doesn't lose it either." - Happy Tuesday, everyone!

Deep, man. #wånker

Ted_YNWA · 16-03-2016 4:37am

nikpmup wrote:

"Trust is a feeling, not a checklist. Doing everything we say does not automatically earn trust. And making mistakes doesn't lose it either." - Happy Tuesday, everyone!

Trust is hard to earn, but very easy to lose.

Just like patience with FB bulls***

Guy:Incognito · 16-03-2016 8:40am

Tell him to get himself some thrust, Might help him complete his life journey quicker.

tupenny · 16-03-2016 8:55am

"n all honest show me sum1 Hus not pissed n a glass n I show u a lyer "

I'm guessing in relation to yesterday's Cheltenham antics.

BattleCorp · 16-03-2016 10:50am

tupenny wrote: »

"n all honest show me sum1 Hus not pissed n a glass n I show u a lyer "

In all honesty, show me someone who has not pissed in a glass and I'll show you a liar.

Stay classy bud. Stay classy.

Lucyfur · 16-03-2016 11:31am

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

kunst nugget · 16-03-2016 11:35am

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

Tell her you have a tablespoon of cinnamon every morning and it does wonders for your digestive system and that she should do the same thing.

lawred2 · 16-03-2016 11:36am

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tell her you have a tablespoon of cinnamon every morning and it does wonders for your digestive system and that she should do the same thing.

and film herself

IvyTheTerrible · 16-03-2016 12:42pm

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

Oh someone else from our hometown posted that last year. Supposedly cinnamon cures cancer, very responsible post altogether!

lawred2 · 16-03-2016 12:44pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Oh someone else from our hometown posted that last year. Supposedly cinnamon cures cancer, very responsible post altogether!

To be honest if I saw that post - I wouldn't see it as the lady giving out medical advice rather she had just baked a nice batch of cinnamon cookies and was feeling good about herself..

Not that she was actually saying cinnamon and honey cure all...

sullivlo · 16-03-2016 1:33pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

Oh someone else from our hometown posted that last year. Supposedly cinnamon cures cancer, very responsible post altogether!

Technically extracts of cinammon, curcumin, rosemary (I could continue with this list of natural compounds) CAN kill cancer cells in a lab. But it's extracts, not the bottle of herbs you buy in tesco. Eating a bottle of rosemary is not going to cure anything, unless your ailment is chronic constipation. Then it might help.

IvyTheTerrible · 16-03-2016 1:50pm

lawred2 wrote: »

To be honest if I saw that post - I wouldn't see it as the lady giving out medical advice rather she had just baked a nice batch of cinnamon cookies and was feeling good about herself..

Not that she was actually saying cinnamon and honey cure all...

The post actually lists all the things honey and cinnamon are known to cure. It's a year since I saw the post, but there are LOTS of serious illnesses mentioned and IIRC, a tagline along the lines of "what big pharma don't want you to know. So yeah, she just baked with cinnamon and honey, sure.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 16-03-2016 1:54pm

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

I know I've just unfriended her.

coolhull · 16-03-2016 3:11pm

If you believed Facebook, vinegar, honey, and bread soda are the cure for all the illnesses in the world

lawred2 · 16-03-2016 3:12pm

IvyTheTerrible wrote: »

The post actually lists all the things honey and cinnamon are known to cure. It's a year since I saw the post, but there are LOTS of serious illnesses mentioned and IIRC, a tagline along the lines of "what big pharma don't want you to know. So yeah, she just baked with cinnamon and honey, sure.

Think we're talking about two different facebook posts... my bad

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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