Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

yellowlabrador

A visitor said my barn was like going to a cafe in downtown Damascus lol xxx love it

Would that be before the war or after?

MrStuffins

coolhull wrote: »

If you believed Facebook, vinegar, honey, and bread soda are the cure for all the illnesses in the world

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't be so ridiculous!!



Everyone knows Cannabis Oil curs everything!

Big Nasty

Lucyfur wrote: »

My own mother just shared a post about cinnamon and honey curing ALL diseases

Amen

montyrebel

MrStuffins wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't be so ridiculous!!



Everyone knows Cannabis Oil curs everything!

no chance its flat 7up or flat coke that cures what ails you

dub_skav

montyrebel wrote: »

no chance its flat 7up or flat coke that cures what ails you

Flat 7up is indeed the blessed elixir, but flat Coke? What kind of animal are you?

I could maybe have stretched to lucozade, but flat coke, this will not stand.

Tasden

dub_skav wrote: »

Flat 7up is indeed the blessed elixir, but flat Coke? What kind of animal are you?

I could maybe have stretched to lucozade, but flat coke, this will not stand.

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

lawred2

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

:eek:

kunst nugget

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

Tbf, when your teeth start falling out from rot, you tend not to be thinking about your piddling stomach bug so that's a great remedy.

Tasden

kunst nugget wrote: »

Tbf, when your teeth start falling out from rot, you tend not to be thinking about your piddling stomach bug so that's a great remedy.

Through a straw to protect the teeth :pac:

failinis

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

If the only shop for miles did not have 7UP then my mum would give me and my brothers flat coke.
I can't say it was nice, I think the whole point of it was just sugary energy while we were so weak. Once we could keep that down we got water/soup and dry toast.

siblers

failinis wrote: »

If the only shop for miles did not have 7UP then my mum would give me and my brothers flat coke.
I can't say it was nice, I think the whole point of it was just sugary energy while we were so weak. Once we could keep that down we got water/soup and dry toast.

Same as, flat 7 up (I presume as it was easier to drink) or lucozade just to give me a bit of energy and to keep me cool though. Adding sugar to flat diet coke is just weird though and the worst of both worlds considering how bad aspartame is for one.

sullivlo

siblers wrote: »

Same as, flat 7 up (I presume as it was easier to drink) or lucozade just to give me a bit of energy and to keep me cool though. Adding sugar to flat diet coke is just weird though and the worst of both worlds considering how bad aspartame is for one.

Did you read that on Facebook?

All aspartame myths have been debunked. Its scaremongering. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The most dangerous chemical known to man is dihydrogen monoxide. Let's ban that and see how we all get on.

Big science words out of context doesn't always mean it's true. Vaccines were linked to autism is a made up study which has been retracted and debunked many times. Yet we still have kids dying of measles. Aspartame is the same.

I know some studies will show that I'm wrong. But I can link any amount of studies that show that I'm not. I could probably find a study linking absolutely anything on this earth to being bad for you. It's just who can shout the loudest. And Facebook warriors tend to wind that.

Precious flower

sullivlo wrote: »

Did you read that on Facebook?

All aspartame myths have been debunked. Its scaremongering. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The most dangerous chemical known to man is dihydrogen monoxide. Let's ban that and see how we all get on.

Big science words out of context doesn't always mean it's true. Vaccines were linked to autism is a made up study which has been retracted and debunked many times. Yet we still have kids dying of measles. Aspartame is the same.

I know some studies will show that I'm wrong. But I can link any amount of studies that show that I'm not. I could probably find a study linking absolutely anything on this earth to being bad for you. It's just who can shout the loudest. And Facebook warriors tend to wind that.

I second this, I actually looked this up and it said that Aspartame was actually one of the more thoroughly researched sweetener compared to others.

sullivlo

Precious flower wrote: »

I second this, I actually looked this up and it said that Aspartame was actually one of the more thoroughly researched sweetener compared to others.

Uh huh. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine mixed together. Excessive consumption may produce laxative effects. The only people who should avoid it are those with PKU - a disorder that means you can't have phenylalanine but one which is diagnosed at birth with a skin prick test.

rawn

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Conspiracy Theory Discussion

rawn

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8273116416/hFE5A571B/

pc7

rawn wrote: »

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8273116416/hFE5A571B/

At first look I thought the devil wings were willies!

The Randy Riverbeast

sullivlo wrote: »

Did you read that on Facebook?

All aspartame myths have been debunked. Its scaremongering. I've said it before and I'll say it again. The most dangerous chemical known to man is dihydrogen monoxide. Let's ban that and see how we all get on.

Big science words out of context doesn't always mean it's true. Vaccines were linked to autism is a made up study which has been retracted and debunked many times. Yet we still have kids dying of measles. Aspartame is the same.

I know some studies will show that I'm wrong. But I can link any amount of studies that show that I'm not. I could probably find a study linking absolutely anything on this earth to being bad for you. It's just who can shout the loudest. And Facebook warriors tend to wind that.

I still avoid it but that's because anything with it tastes awful.

inforfun

pc7 wrote: »

At first look I thought the devil wings were willies!

No, the willy is that thing between the wings.

Chris_Bradley

Tasden wrote: »

A woman i know gives her kids flat diet coke with two teaspoons of sugar stirred in when they have a stomach bug. The thought of it makes me feel sick.

Isn't that a Coke though?

cantdecide

"Italy are so bad it's embarrassing"

Generalise much?

WarZ

If you're in the mood for laughter, check out Danielle Meagher's facebook (Former CBB housemate, Irish Housewifes and Dr. Botox)

The page is open to the public, she has decided to argue with what appears to be two actual pilots on a story about an airline. In the course of this argument she has completely overreacted, called one of the pilots a sex offender, a syphilis face and of having the audacity to be from Norway which is apparently the most unfunny country in the world. She has also called him ancient and old even though he is 35 and she is 37.

There are some real zingers in there. A truly entertaining read. A friend linked me to it and its been brilliant.

Lisha

Thanks WarZ, what a collection of twatish post.

maudgonner

WarZ wrote: »

If you're in the mood for laughter, check out Danielle Meagher's facebook (Former CBB housemate, Irish Housewifes and Dr. Botox)

The page is open to the public, she has decided to argue with what appears to be two actual pilots on a story about an airline. In the course of this argument she has completely overreacted, called one of the pilots a sex offender, a syphilis face and of having the audacity to be from Norway which is apparently the most unfunny country in the world. She has also called him ancient and old even though he is 35 and she is 37.

There are some real zingers in there. A truly entertaining read. A friend linked me to it and its been brilliant.

True story, I was sat on the plane beside her when she was coming back to Dublin after the Celebrity Big Brother finale party thingy. She made it very obvious that she expected I should know who she was. I genuinely hadn't a clue - I'd have paid some attention to the early seasons of Big Brother but hadn't seen it for years. She engaged in a Twitter spat with some other wan who had been on CBB throughout the flight, I was privileged enough to witness it live. It was the highlight of my life.

Valentina

WarZ wrote: »

If you're in the mood for laughter, check out Danielle Meagher's facebook (Former CBB housemate, Irish Housewifes and Dr. Botox)

The page is open to the public, she has decided to argue with what appears to be two actual pilots on a story about an airline. In the course of this argument she has completely overreacted, called one of the pilots a sex offender, a syphilis face and of having the audacity to be from Norway which is apparently the most unfunny country in the world. She has also called him ancient and old even though he is 35 and she is 37.

There are some real zingers in there. A truly entertaining read. A friend linked me to it and its been brilliant.

Wow, what a car crash of a thread :eek:

Worst part is, when I looked her up I found out we have 3 mutual friends!

Sittingpretty

Valentina wrote: »

Wow, what a car crash of a thread :eek:

Worst part is, when I looked her up I found out we have 3 mutual friends!

Is she always that charming I wonder?

ivytwine

Valentina wrote: »

Wow, what a car crash of a thread :eek:

Worst part is, when I looked her up I found out we have 3 mutual friends!

I have two mutual friends with her

And that thread is the most glorious car crash ever.

112togo

WarZ wrote: »

If you're in the mood for laughter, check out Danielle Meagher's facebook (Former CBB housemate, Irish Housewifes and Dr. Botox)

The page is open to the public, she has decided to argue with what appears to be two actual pilots on a story about an airline. In the course of this argument she has completely overreacted, called one of the pilots a sex offender, a syphilis face and of having the audacity to be from Norway which is apparently the most unfunny country in the world. She has also called him ancient and old even though he is 35 and she is 37.

There are some real zingers in there. A truly entertaining read. A friend linked me to it and its been brilliant.

Ah, reality tv...the modern-day equivalent of the Victorian freak-snow

nikpmup

WarZ, thank you. From the bottom of my heart. Facebook gold.

nikpmup

Boomerang Christmas Boys
(a poem by Danielle written in about 11 minutes)

So this is the year 2015 Christmas week,
And it seems my affections the young men do seek.

They are like the boomerang xmas boys,
But they will still have to learn to pick up my toys,

For out of the pram the toys I'll always throw,
And for a man, a shirt button I'll never sew.

They are all like xmas boomerangs,
And clearly their hearts still do have the pangs.

Last week declarations of lust from 20 years ago,
However at the time my lawn he never did mow.
I too, like him feel we were each others 'one that got away',
But now he lives in Californ-IA,
with his girlfriend where it's sunny every day!

On xmas eve at 5.30 a.m. I was woken,
By a text from a male pal, for days we had not spoken.
This man told me he wished we had kissed.
My response to him was 'go back to bed you're so f*cking pissed'.

Then on boxing day two contacts from brothers of some famous UK singers,
I've no interest in that world, as they're all coked up swingers.

Then yesterday morning a message from a cork boy on Facebook,
Asking me, wait for it 'do I have a husband or am I took'
My response was 'husband are you mad'
I want to be happy, not f*cking sad.

For 2016 I do not want marriage,
Nor a meringue dress in a golden carriage.
I have a lot on this first trading quarter,
And any man annoying me will get the bleedin' slaughter.

Poem By
Danielle
Dec 2015


Gold. Just gold. And I have a follow friend in common with her too