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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #2942
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,769 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    But Linger was released in 1993.

    They obviously used a time machine. Duhhhhhh. ;)


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    #2943
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    :D Okay. Fair play, lads. I'm quite sure it was on one of these Lyrics sites? People were able to comment below it.


    Sorry. I genuinely didn't realise this had to be absolutely and strictly confined to fb. My bad :o Still thought it was a delicious anecdote and worth the repeating though.

    I can't play now then. Because I never go near fb :(


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    #2944
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Stigura wrote: »
    :D Okay. Fair play, lads. I'm quite sure it was on one of these Lyrics sites? People were able to comment below it.


    Sorry. I genuinely didn't realise this had to be absolutely and strictly confined to fb. My bad :o Still thought it was a delicious anecdote and worth the repeating though.

    I can't play now then. Because I never go near fb :(

    Stop digging! Lyrics sites didn't really exist in 1993, when the Internet was restricted to a few geeks in their bedrooms yapping about Doom.


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    #2945
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    RainyDay wrote: »
    Stop digging!

    Pardon me?! Sorry. I might make mistakes about the exact intention of a thread. But, I Do Not make sh!t up, just to post on a thread.

    Now, how about You start digging. And come back here with the proof that what ye say is correct ~ and I'm a Liar.


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    #2946
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Shít got weird


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    #2947
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    <sniffle> Mommy and Daddy are fighting again…


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    #2948
    stoplooklisten
    Registered Users Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭stoplooklisten


    This is good

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3502700/Caf-owner-threatens-post-CCTV-footage-Facebook-couple-left-without-paying-unless-settle-bill-surprise-surprise-called-straight-away.html


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    #2949
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    maximoose wrote: »
    Linger came out in 1993, she probably closed it right after she got out of her time machine.

    Edit: ^I bet that's the most "the cranberries linger" has been googled in a long time :pac:

    Was last searched for in Alta Vista.


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    #2950
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    stoplooklisten wrote: »
    This is good

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3502700/Caf-owner-threatens-post-CCTV-footage-Facebook-couple-left-without-paying-unless-settle-bill-surprise-surprise-called-straight-away.html
    Urgh, that prick again.

    He just comes across as a massive wanker who loves the attention.


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    #2951
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users Posts: 11,896 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Urgh, that prick again.

    He just comes across as a massive wanker who loves the attention.

    Paul Dacre? :pac:


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    #2952
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Stigura wrote: »
    Pardon me?! Sorry. I might make mistakes about the exact intention of a thread. But, I Do Not make sh!t up, just to post on a thread.

    Now, how about You start digging. And come back here with the proof that what ye say is correct ~ and I'm a Liar.

    Sorry, my mistake. I must have got it wrong. I guess you and the bint were both amongst the 0.28% of Irish people that were on the Internet in 1993;

    http://www.indexmundi.com/facts/ireland/internet-users

    Sorry about that.


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    #2953
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    You just got it wrong again. Presumptious sort, it would seem :rolleyes:


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    #2954
    Chris_Bradley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,818 ✭✭✭Chris_Bradley


    "ME MY MAM AND SISTER HAVE THE HOLE WORKES IN ALREDY AS USUALL FOR **** COMMUN.BUT I WONT BE PAYING FOR A PARTY THAT NON OV US ARE EVEN INVITED TO HA THE NECK OV SUM PEOPLE,ILL BE HAVING MY SPECIAL DAY ON THE 2ND DAY IF THATS OK WITH SUM DELUSIONAL PEOPLE....LOL FOR REAL"


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    #2955
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Stigura wrote: »
    When The Cranberries brought out " Linger " .....

    Some bint posted: " Yeah. It's quite good. Catchy. Oh but why that phoney, put on Irish accent?! "

    It was bloody gorgeous! Slowly, slowly, slowly, I let my eyes move down to savour the inevitable. The exquisite public coup de grace .....

    And there it was: " Er ... They are Irish. "

    Crushed, by three little words! :D I'll bet she closed her account after that one! :pac:
    In other unrelated fb news -

    Back in their hayday, the Corrs were asked by a journalist how they all met :P:pac:


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    #2956
    dee_mc
    Registered Users Posts: 7,179 ✭✭✭dee_mc


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    In other unrelated fb news -

    Back in their hayday, the Corrs were asked by a journalist how they all met :P:pac:

    ...and the Carter Twins were asked the same question!


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    #2957
    sullivlo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,994 ✭✭✭sullivlo


    I know nobody will read my status but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in my tutu, put a giant horn on my head, lather sparkles all over myself and prance around the kitchen pretending I'm a magical unicorn!


    No doubt one of those "you've been tagged, raise awareness for <insert random cause> now and keep it secret from everyone tee hee hee I'm so funny"


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    #2958
    violet ray
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭violet ray


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    some people just happen to live on another planet

    planet lost your magic in your own life maybe so much so you judge others while you chain smoke and bash a plastic keyboard all day never been here before is it planet lazy Troll ,,,,,,,,,, humans ,,, lots to learn still i see judgement is an ugly trait ... interesting you know the person who posted the ... DUMB,.. quote wouldnt be jealousy would it she seems rather nice and rescues horses i know her well kind .. long time since you danced i see


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    #2959
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    violet ray wrote: »
    planet lost your magic in your own life maybe so much so you judge others while you chain smoke and bash a plastic keyboard all day never been here before is it planet lazy Troll ,,,,,,,,,, humans ,,, lots to learn still i see judgement is an ugly trait ... interesting you know the person who posted the ... DUMB,.. quote wouldnt be jealousy would it she seems rather nice and rescues horses i know her well kind .. long time since you danced i see

    Found the dancing orb lady :pac:


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    #2960
    RonanP77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    violet ray wrote:
    planet lost your magic in your own life maybe so much so you judge others while you chain smoke and bash a plastic keyboard all day never been here before is it planet lazy Troll ,,,,,,,,,, humans ,,, lots to learn still i see judgement is an ugly trait ... interesting you know the person who posted the ... DUMB,.. quote wouldnt be jealousy would it she seems rather nice and rescues horses i know her well kind .. long time since you danced i see


    I've read this three times and now my head hurts.


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    #2961
    violet ray
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭violet ray


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    some people just happen to live on another planet
    Kovu wrote: »
    Found the dancing orb lady :pac:

    lol yay happy people have alot to dance about not bitch about hahahahah not so dumb eh x


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    #2962
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    violet ray wrote: »
    lol yay happy people have alot to dance about not bitch about hahahahah not so dumb eh x

    I'll take your word for it.


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    #2963
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users Posts: 73,447 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    dee_mc wrote: »
    ...and the Carter Twins were asked the same question!

    Yep. By Tony Fenton.


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    #2964
    wonski
    Registered Users Posts: 13,685 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    RonanP77 wrote: »
    I've read this three times and now my head hurts.

    Janet, you lost your magic in your own life so much, that you judge others while you chain smoke and bash a plastic keyboard all day.

    You have never been here before, have you, Janet, you lazy Troll?

    Some humans have lots to learn I see...

    Judgement is an ugly trait...

    It is interesting, you know.

    The person who posted the dumb quote wouldnt be jealousy, would she? She seems rather nice and rescues horses. I know her well, kind of...

    It's been a long time since you danced, I see

    Makes sense now :)


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    #2965
    violet ray
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭violet ray


    Kovu wrote: »
    I'll take your word for it.
    wonski wrote: »
    Janet, you lost your magic in your own life so much, that you judge others while you chain smoke and bash a plastic keyboard all day.

    You have never been here before, have you, Janet, you lazy Troll?

    Some humans have lots to learn I see...

    Judgement is an ugly trait...

    It is interesting, you know.

    The person who posted the dumb quote wouldnt be jealousy, would she? She seems rather nice and rescues horses. I know her well, kind of...

    It's been a long time since you danced, I see

    Makes sense now :)
    yes janet theres nought as queer as folk pass me the pills brain hurts why are we doing this as she jerked off with a leisurley gait lol just to make you all feel better


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    #2966
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    violet ray wrote: »
    yes janet theres nought as queer as folk pass me the pills brain hurts why are we doing this as she jerked off with a leisurley gait lol just to make you all feel better

    I'm going to go talk to my cows, they make more sense.


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    #2967
    violet ray
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭violet ray


    RonanP77 wrote: »
    I've read this three times and now my head hurts.

    translate it how you like after a head ache pill lol


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    #2968
    violet ray
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭violet ray


    Kovu wrote: »
    I'm going to go talk to my cows, they make more sense.

    can i come lol i am great at cows


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    #2969
    wonski
    Registered Users Posts: 13,685 ✭✭✭✭wonski


    violet ray wrote: »
    can i come lol i am great at cows

    Do you rescue them or what? :)


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    #2970
    violet ray
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭violet ray


    wonski wrote: »
    Do you rescue them or what? :)
    aww i did once my neighbours heifer was stuck in a holly root in a ditch i got a notion to go there and drink my tea and there it was but it had broken hips poor pettine i rescue horses tho


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    #2971
    violet ray
    Registered Users Posts: 13 ✭violet ray


    violet ray wrote: »
    aww i did once my neighbours heifer was stuck in a holly root in a ditch i got a notion to go there and drink my tea and there it was but it had broken hips poor pettine i rescue horses tho

    Talk to them tho
    if you need a cow whisperer


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