What do you look like?

Crumpets

Female, 5'6. Fairly long brown hair that's "fierce wild lookin'"as I've been told! Normal build. Pale as milk

jungleman

Crumpets wrote: »

Pale as milk

Same! I do change to a nice salmon colour every summer though.

smurgen

When the Sun Hits wrote: »

I bet that's what you used to say right before you called him "fatty tub tub".

The fat kid inside me shrugs off such compliments!

skittles8710

I'm the bulb off Gwyneth Paltrow

Mister Vain

I look like across between Eminem and Prince Nassen Hamad.

Harry Palmr

Think of a Jason Patrick Bateman who's seen better days.

Crumpets

jungleman wrote:

Same! I do change to a nice salmon colour every summer though.

Me too!

TheOtherBloke

Links234 wrote: »

Anyone else brave enough to post a pic?

Tis Meeeee. Brave move on AH :pac:

MRnotlob606

There's the sobbing miserable ****er I am :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Dun dun dun

osarusan

I get told I look like the fella who hides behind the fence at the kids' playground at dusk.

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LexieOnRale wrote: »

Dun dun dun

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Your lipstick is fabliss!

TheBeardedLady

HughWotMVIII wrote: »

I've changed my mind - I am not tall, dark and handsome. I am a swan with a long, graceful neck and beautiful, ivory plumage.

With or without wattle?




Love that word; going to try and use it whenever I get the chance.

kfallon

Apparently people think I look like Nidge from Love/Hate!

HughWotMVIII

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

With or without wattle?




Love that word; going to try and use it whenever I get the chance.

Swans have wattles? If they do, I'm that special wattle-less swan. My neck will not be marred by such an inelegant appendage.

SlipperyPeople

Male 5' 8 with dark brown curly hair, few piercings. Pasty white and stand out a mile when I go abroad

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hungoverbunny wrote: »

Male 5' 8 with dark brown curly hair, few piercings. Pasty white and stand out a mile when I go abroad

Blanca and palido were among the first words I picked up in Spanish :pac:

Rubberlegs

Years ago I used to get told I looked like Madonna, particularly in the Open your Heart and Like a Prayer videos. My hair and colouring were very similar at the time, and I had a slight resemblance to her alright. Nowadays I look more and more like my Auny Mary who's in her 80s

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

Years ago I used to get told I looked like Madonna, particularly in the Open your Heart and Like a Prayer videos. My hair and colouring were very similar at the time, and I had a slight resemblance to her alright. Nowadays I look more and more like my Auny Mary who's in her 80s

We should exchange pictures and see if we look alike :pac:

Menas

I look very average! Just under 6ft, slim build, 'close cut' hair. Yawn!

Rubberlegs

[Deleted User] wrote: »

We should exchange pictures and see if we look alike :pac:

. Unfortunately the only parts of me that resemble Madonna these days are my veiny hands !

73Cat

73Cat wrote: »

. Unfortunately the only parts of me that resemble Madonna these days are my veiny hands !

I only ever had the gap in my tooth but otherwise look nothing like her. Oh, and my hair I suppose.

4zn76tysfajdxp

5'5", 120kg. Some might describe me as "curvy." Form an orderly queue, ladies.

LizT

Jana Shrilling Shrub wrote: »

5'5", 120kg. Some might describe me as "curvy." Form an orderly queue, ladies.

So you don't look like a cross between Jose Mourinho and Ken Barlow? Rage

4zn76tysfajdxp

LizT wrote: »

So you don't look like a cross between Jose Mourinho and Ken Barlow? Rage

No but I do weigh as much as a cross between them.

sadie06

5ft 10, long brown hair, brown eyes, the wrong side of 40. Looks? Fair to middlin!

RonanP77

Is it sexist to say I rarely wonder what the other fellas on here look like?

Dard23

I'm someone who always desperately wanted to be good looking as I seem to need that to feel any way confident. I don't by the way.... I have a very confident demeanor but constantly feel paranoid that I'm not attractive enough. Not that I believe I'm ugly but average and therefore anonymous. Probably relates to my OCD behaviour that I obsess so much. I'm only posting this as I'm quite sure nobody here knows me or ever really will. Hmm.... Heavy stuff. Me with my dogs whom I love!

Alanhooly

My head is as big as 4 cats and I've got a retractable leg so I can leap up at ya better. I light up at night and I've got 4 ears, 2 of them are for listening and 2 of them are kinda back up ears. My claws are as big as cups and I have a tremendous fear of stamps. I've got magnets on my tail so if you're made of metal I can attach myself to ya and instead of a mouth, I've got 4 arses.

silverfeather

Alanhooly wrote: »

My head is as big as 4 cats and I've got a retractable leg so I can leap up at ya better. I light up at night and I've got 4 ears, 2 of them are for listening and 2 of them are kinda back up ears. My claws are as big as cups and I have a tremendous fear of stamps. I've got magnets on my tail so if you're made of metal I can attach myself to ya and instead of a mouth, I've got 4 arses.

Jabberwocky!

bodice ripper

Female, short, chronic bitch-face, rubenesque, heavily tattooed, jeans and a black band tshirt. You know...a badass.

silverfeather

HAWT. nuff said.

PandaPoo

Dard23 wrote: »

I'm someone who always desperately wanted to be good looking as I seem to need that to feel any way confident. I don't by the way.... I have a very confident demeanor but constantly feel paranoid that I'm not attractive enough. Not that I believe I'm ugly but average and therefore anonymous. Probably relates to my OCD behaviour that I obsess so much. I'm only posting this as I'm quite sure nobody here knows me or ever really will. Hmm.... Heavy stuff. Me with my dogs whom I love!

If it makes you feel better, I think you are gorgeous!!! If I wasn't married :P love the dogs too.

skittles8710

Dard23 wrote: »

I'm someone who always desperately wanted to be good looking as I seem to need that to feel any way confident. I don't by the way.... I have a very confident demeanor but constantly feel paranoid that I'm not attractive enough. Not that I believe I'm ugly but average and therefore anonymous. Probably relates to my OCD behaviour that I obsess so much. I'm only posting this as I'm quite sure nobody here knows me or ever really will. Hmm.... Heavy stuff. Me with my dogs whom I love!

You're cute. The dog on your left is definitely a poser he's pulling a serious Derek Zoolander

fizzypish

5 11, the fail height as in not quiet in the 6 foot club
Patchy brown/rusty facial hair, its a fail beard really and its there due to my dis interest in shaving
Fair hair, Is that even a color AND as my hair grows it goes from light to dark BUT if I get some sun it goes blondy. Camelion hair?
Not fit but correctly proportioned, Working on that 6 pack that I haven't had since I was 16!
Blue eyes, I'm told my best feature.
Got good thick legs so no skinny jeans, WHY WOULD YOU WEAR CLOTHES THAT CRUSH YOUR BITS?!?!?
Impressive set of moobs considering that the rest of me is as its supposed to be

_Kaiser_

Male, about 5'7/8 (I wish I was a little bit taller), brown eyes, dark brown/black hair, average build, clean shaven.. Been told I look a bit like Neil Delamere but I don't see it myself!

Starscream25

Male, 5 foot ten, slender, black hair, my nose is probably my distinguishing featuring, not your typical Irish nose, it's larger than average, from the side profile it's crooked and its tip is slightly 'droopy' I think, I had a septoplasty years ago and if I look close enough I can see a lack of symmetry even from a front profile, it's a big mess really.
Overall Im not the worst looking guy in the world but sometimes I wonder if I'm not that far off from sloth in the goonies in the past I've been told I look like Tom cruise and even Adrian Brody, makes me wonder.

cloud493

I'm ugly enough that I live under a bridge as one of the trolls from a fairytale.

charlietheminxx

5'7", really long red hair, blue eyes, my nose is quite wide but is a nice shape. Am broad, have wide shoulders and hips, could probably do with losing a stone or two. My best feature is probably my smile, so I've been told anyway. Have multiple ear piercings and a nose stud, I wear a lot of black. That's about it really!

Menas

Today I look like Santa's favorite reindeer. Have an infection inside my nose and its all red!

Dard23

skittles8710 wrote: »

You're cute. The dog on your left is definitely a poser he's pulling a serious Derek Zoolander

Ha, thanks. Yeah he's a poser alright and a lazy git! The ladies love him though!

EICVD

A Greek Adonis

dgt

I'm a tallish fecker, 6ft 2. Jet black hair, brown eyes and tanned. Need my upper body to haul panels/gearboxes/blocks about. No tattoos or piercings

Still self conscious at times I'm an ugly feck!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Lately people think I look like I'm from the "soviet bloc". I'm not even sure what countries they might include but I'm not impressed

Wang King

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Lately people think I look like I'm from the "soviet bloc". I'm not even sure what countries they might include but I'm not impressed

You must look like that sexy wan Ivan Drago

Duggy747

6ft 3

A slim jim but about as toned as a boiled shíte.

Have a goatee and shoulder-length hair that used to be jet-black but grey is creeping out to point where it's noticeable to everyone and they like too cut me off mid-sentence with "Jaysus, you're going awful grey!"

The GF thinks it's making me look hotter so I'll take that over getting baldness any day :pac:

No matter where I go or work, people always tend to say at some point that I look a lot like Keanu Reeves...............which is quite a step up from when I used to be called Michael Jackson.

Sleepy

5'10", overweight, fair hair that's getting darker the older I get aside from the odd grey here and there, blue eyes. Glasses

I used to get told I looked like Matt Damon before he bulked up to play Bourne and I piled on the pounds doing an office job.

JupiterKid

6’1”, (185cm) 80kg, slim but toned as going to a gym and I swim a lot. Salt and pepper hair, stubble and regrowing a goatee beard I have every now and then. Blue eyes. Wear glasses usually. Told I’m a good bit above average. But sadly single at the moment and on the market....

Ok, I’ll take the plunge. This is a pic taken of me last month, shortly before my 43rd birthday. I’m expecting lots of laughter...:pac: Yes, this is really me, sorry the pic is a tad big, I couldn’t crop it down. I normally wear glasses.

I won’t leave it up for long though....

http://www.gaire.com/db3-images/11417_58537135_1360a377-2f3c-4fe7-a128-ef175a790cb2.jpeg

Graces7

Put it this way.. When I first got the chrome book, played with "camera" and wondered who the ancient wrinkled crone was on the screen.. Then it moved and the truth dawned. I do not use skype now...

Still stand tall and straight, but the face... :eek:

beefburrito

5"11 athletic,tatoos,beard...
Silver fox look.
Salt n pepper, wear Belstaff jackets...Barbour jumpers....

Berkenstock for summer, merrel for the winter.

Love the vintage look....