Interview the person below you (Part 3)

jaja321

Keep some, throw most out.

Do you people consider you a funny person?

Hugo Stiglitz

jaja321 wrote: »

Do you people consider you a funny person?

At times. Other times I come out with some stupid and cringe-worthy stuff! :o

Ever look at yourself in the mirror and say "Damn! I'd totally hit that!"?

gramar

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

At times. Other times I come out with some stupid and cringe-worthy stuff! :o

Ever look at yourself in the mirror and say "Damn! I'd totally hit that!"?

Not out loud.

Do you consider mirrors to be an acceptable form of decoration around the home?

Menas

gramar wrote: »

Not out loud.

Do you consider mirrors to be an acceptable form of decoration around the home?

No, bit like candles. Functional items that became decorations in some peoples eyes.

Do you get roped in to helping people you dont want to help?

chrysagon

im generally a helpful person

Did the Karate Kid deserve a few Oscars?

Hugo Stiglitz

Menas wrote: »

Do you get roped in to helping people you dont want to help?

Sometimes yeah.

chrysagon wrote: »

Did the Karate Kid deserve a few Oscars?

No.

Do you own any fancy hats?

blastman

It's not fancy, but I do own a cowboy hat.

What's your favourite times table?

chrysagon

nope


would u consider a kilt kinky?

Menas

chrysagon wrote: »

nope


would u consider a kilt kinky?

No, not at all. Bit scary in fact.

Did you do a good days work today, or just dossing?

A kilt? Why would I?

Where was the craziest place you've ever done anything sexual?

chrysagon

Menas wrote: »

No, not at all. Bit scary in fact.

Did you do a good days work today, or just dossing?

never doss!!!

hate dossers!

did u doss?

Menas

chrysagon wrote: »

never doss!!!

hate dossers!

did u doss?

No, I did a good honest days toil!

Is your mobile ring tone a tune or just a ring ring?

lizzyman

Menas wrote: »

No, I did a good honest days toil!

Is your mobile ring tone a tune or just a ring ring?

It's permanently on silent but if it wasn't it would be a ring ring. Nothing tackier than a musical ring tone.

Have you ever done any solo travelling?

chrysagon

a bing...

u a technophobe?

Menas

Menas wrote: »

No, I did a good honest days toil!

Is your mobile ring tone a tune or just a ring ring?

I can't remember. Always have my phone on silent.

If you could have sex in space, would you?

chrysagon

Deleted User wrote: »

I can't remember. Always have my phone on silent.

If you could have sex in space, would you?

I aint getting enough sex on Earth..


space..its everywhere, isn't it?

Public_Enema

chrysagon wrote: »

space..its everywhere, isn't it?

Yes.


Can you play an instrument?

Does my penis count? If not, then no.

What's your most recent happy memory?

Menas

Deleted User wrote: »

Does my penis count? If not, then no.

What's your most recent happy memory?

The woman in the canteen gave me an extra scoup of custard today....made me happy!

What's your most recent sad memory?

Miss Demeanour

DunnoKiddo wrote: »

Did when I was a kid.

Ever sleep walk?

No but I sleep talk and laugh!

Would that freak you out?

tomwaterford

Miss Demeanour wrote: »

No but I sleep talk and laugh!

Would that freak you out?

Not a bit...


Would mindless babbling freak you out (while asleep)

Miss Demeanour

tomwaterford wrote: »

Not a bit...


Would mindless babbling freak you out (while asleep)

No a swift elbow to the ribs would sort that out

Last time you injured yourself?

Smidge

tomwaterford wrote: »

Not a bit...


Would mindless babbling freak you out (while asleep)

By the other person? If so, no. It would drive me mad not freak me out.
Are you a light or heavy sleeper?

tomwaterford

Smidge wrote: »

By the other person? If so, no. It would drive me mad not freak me out.
Are you a light or heavy sleeper?

Light as fcuk



Ever appear in court

Smidge

tomwaterford wrote: »

Light as fcuk



Ever appear in court

Yes actually I have(but not for as a criminal )

Anything special on the cards for the week?

Menas

Smidge wrote: »

Yes actually I have(but not for as a criminal )

Anything special on the cards for the week?

No, it's going to be a boring week sadly.

Are you reading a book at the moment?

Smidge

Menas wrote: »

No, it's going to be a boring week sadly.

Are you reading a book at the moment?

No, because I can't wear my glasses atm(Im walking into things which is a wonderful added bonus)

Favourite genre?

NicoleW85

Oh tough. I like crime (reading about it, not doin it) and I like romance (reading and receiving it )

Did you pass your driving test first time?

Guffy

NicoleW85 wrote: »

Oh tough. I like crime (reading about it, not doin it) and I like romance (reading and receiving it )

Did you pass your driving test first time?

Yes

What was last film you saw

Smidge

gufc21 wrote: »

Yes

What was last film you saw

Run all night Liam Neeson. Utterly dire.

Best action movie?

DunnoKiddo

Undercover Blues

Forum you post in most?

Guffy

DunnoKiddo wrote: »

Undercover Blues

Forum you post in most?

American football

Why are you up so late?

NotYourYear20

gufc21 wrote: »

Why are you up so late?

Because I couldn't sleep.:(


Any home made remedies for getting back to sleep when you can't sleep?

NicoleW85

I'm sure you're fasto now but I'd strongly recommend buying camomile tea for when it happens again! Works a treat for me!

What's your dream car?

tomwaterford

NicoleW85 wrote: »

I'm sure you're fasto now but I'd strongly recommend buying camomile tea for when it happens again! Works a treat for me!

What's your dream car?

Emm....some of them never shaped golfs are nice and I'm a big fan of electric controls etc



Ever have a car breakdown on the side of the road

jaja321

Not a breakdown - but I've definitely had issues with my car while driving.

Do you think people should be made re-sit their driving test every 10 years or so?

jaja321

jaja321 wrote: »

Not a breakdown - but I've definitely had issues with my car while driving.

Do you think people should be made re-sit their driving test every 10 years or so?

The wait times for driving tests would go through the roof, so no. A driving test should be mandatory after every accident.

Would you pass a test after building up so many bad habits over 10 years?

NicoleW85

I think so - I would probably just need to brush up on any changes to the Highway Code (if any, I dunno lol).

Would you have the patience to be a driving instructor?

gramar

NicoleW85 wrote: »

I think so - I would probably just need to brush up on any changes to the Highway Code (if any, I dunno lol).

Would you have the patience to be a driving instructor?

No. My head would explode before we'd left the carpark.

If you were a driving instructor how much of a cash incentive would it take for you to pass the candidate?

Menas

Driving instructors cant pass candidates, only Driving testers!!

Are you picky when it comes to details?

gramar

Menas wrote: »

Driving instructors cant pass candidates, only Driving testers!!

Are you picky when it comes to details?

Not really.


Anyway...same question...If you were a driving tester...how much would sway you?

Menas

gramar wrote: »

Not really.


Anyway...same question...If you were a driving tester...how much would sway you?

It would need to be enough to compensate the risk of losing my job. Not much of a job market for sacked corrupt ex driving inspectors. So maybe 50k?

Have you ever failed a driving test?

gramar

Menas wrote: »

It would need to be enough to compensate the risk of losing my job. Not much of a job market for sacked corrupt ex driving inspectors. So maybe 50k?

Have you ever failed a driving test?

No, but the tester told me I had. The prick.

Do you think anyone is going to give you 50k for passing them?

Menas

gramar wrote: »

No, but the tester told me I had. The prick.

Do you think anyone is going to give you 50k for passing them?

Not a chance. I would not make a very good corrupt driving tester.

Do you think that been a driving tester would be a boring job?

gramar

Menas wrote: »

Not a chance. I would not make a very good corrupt driving tester.

Do you think that been a driving tester would be a boring job?

...been...should that not be being? Seems I am picky after all. :pac:

I wouldn't say it's the most exciting but I reckon they see a few funny characters.

Do you fly past slow learner drivers or be patient and try not to put them under any undue pressure?

NicoleW85

No I am an empathetic person - I'm very patient with *shines halo*
It's qualified drivers who make stupid mistakes who I get crazy with!!

Do you have any guilty pleasures?

Menas

NicoleW85 wrote: »

No I am an empathetic person - I'm very patient with *shines halo*
It's qualified drivers who make stupid mistakes who I get crazy with!!

Do you have any guilty pleasures?

God yes...loads. But Angel delight with digestive biscut crumbled in to it would be high on the list.

Favorite type of biscuit?

Menas

Menas wrote: »

God yes...loads. But Angel delight with digestive biscut crumbled in to it would be high on the list.

Favorite type of biscuit?

Ginger Biscuits are my favourite.

Do you sometimes spell words in the American spelling. E.g. Color instead of colour?

black_frosch

Deleted User wrote: »

Ginger Biscuits are my favourite.

Do you sometimes spell words in the American spelling. E.g. Color instead of colour?

No I'm trying to act like a local

Do you like candied ginger as well?

gramar

black_frosch wrote: »

No I'm trying to act like a local

Do you like candied ginger as well?

Not sure what that is. I'd probably just stick to the ginger myself.

Has your ATM card ever been swallowed?