Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

patsy_mccabe

Watching The Late Late. Jeez, Sharon Corr has really let herself go.:rolleyes:

darragh_haven

patsy_mccabe wrote: »

Watching The Late Late. Jeez, Sharon Corr has really let herself go.:rolleyes:

I'd take your rejects on a night out, no problem

Reggie.

darragh_haven wrote: »

I'd take your rejects on a night out, no problem

Jaysus darragh

patsy_mccabe

darragh_haven wrote: »

I'd take your rejects on a night out, no problem

I was being ironic.

darragh_haven

patsy_mccabe wrote: »

I was being ironic.

I know. But I live in hope

whelan2

Taxi driver last night thought me and eldest lad were brother and sister! I am 27 years older than him

I said

I'm never drinking again till




























Tonight

Kovu

Snoooooooooooooooooooow

ganmo

Kovu wrote: »

Snoooooooooooooooooooow

Rain....


Please....too hungover to deal with snow

Reggie.

No snow here but lots of rain. Great day for welding :rolleyes:

visatorro

I said wrote:

Lightweight out since 5

it's great craic when your at it!! wasn't home til four, but drank feck all so iv been worse!

blue5000

whelan2 wrote: »

Taxi driver last night thought me and eldest lad were brother and sister! I am 27 years older than him

It must have been very dark:eek:

Are you related to the Corrs by any chance?

naughto

whelan2 wrote: »

Taxi driver last night thought me and eldest lad were brother and sister! I am 27 years older than him

U must be a great milf Whelan if he thought that

whelan2

Thought this was good

_Brian

Got the Santa visit done this evening. Added magic with the snow and cold weather.

Reggie.

_Brian wrote: »

Got the Santa visit done this evening. Added magic with the snow and cold weather.

Got christmas decorations up today. Horrible things

naughto

Any one stay up for the fight

Reggie.

naughto wrote: »

Any one stay up for the fight

No thank god

ganmo

naughto wrote: »

Any one stay up for the fight

no...and glad i didn't
13seconds ffs! thats not a fight thats barely a scrap

naughto

Some left hook to knock him out. He took a fair shot to the face himself after landed the left hook.

If u see the hit he took you will see why it was over in 13 secs

whelan2

Heading off to Liverpool game soon. Did the stadium tour yesterday. It was brilliant. Got lost. Only realised after a long time that we have google maps on our phones and it brought us back to hotel

_Brian

whelan2 wrote: »

Heading off to Liverpool game soon. Did the stadium tour yesterday. It was brilliant. Got lost. Only realised after a long time that we have google maps on our phones and it brought us back to hotel

Good stuff
Well deserved break from the cows. Are ye all over there ??

whelan2

_Brian wrote: »

Good stuff
Well deserved break from the cows. Are ye all over there ??

No just eldest lad and me.

WheatenBriar

whelan2 wrote: »

Heading off to Liverpool game soon. Did the stadium tour yesterday. It was brilliant. Got lost. Only realised after a long time that we have google maps on our phones and it brought us back to hotel

Yikes, hope you have a data roaming package

Reggie.

If a head space for cows is 12" what would be the spaces for calves 7" ??

rangler1

Reading a lesson in the carol service tonight, am more nervous about it than anything I ever done in IFA.
Probably because, being an atheist, there's a good chance the church will be struck by lightening in the middle
of the story of the three wise men

ganmo

Reggie. wrote: »

If a head space for cows is 12" what would be the spaces for calves 7" ??

the only measurement i can find is 35cm and thats for milk feeding space so 7'' is about right

A cow called Daisy

rangler1 wrote: »

Reading a lesson in the carol service tonight, am more nervous about it than anything I ever done in IFA.
Probably because, being an atheist, there's a good chance the church will be struck by lightening in the middle
of the story of the three wise men

Not unless you say the three wise men are Downey, Smith and O'Leary

Reggie.

ganmo wrote: »

the only measurement i can find is 35cm and thats for milk feeding space so 7'' is about right

Great stuff cheers

whelan2

Brilliant atmosphere in Anfield. When everyone sang ynwa before the game it was spine tingling. Good enough result too. We were lucky

patsy_mccabe

_Brian wrote: »

Good stuff
Well deserved break from the cows. Are ye all over there ??

Read that as....Well deserved break FOR the cows.

I said

patsy_mccabe wrote: »

Read that as....Well deserved break FOR the cows.

And the powerwasher

Base price

A cow called Daisy wrote: »

Not unless you say the three wise men are Downey, Smith and O'Leary

Best line ever Daisy and has to be the post of the month.
I was still giggling going to bed last night after reading it

Kovu

I just got word of a Skype interview I'm having.


For an elf job. (No seriously!!)


In Lapland.

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

I just got word of a Skype interview I'm having.


For an elf job. (No seriously!!)


In Lapland.

Didn't realise elf used dance poles

ganmo

Reggie. wrote: »

Didn't realise elf used dance poles

Why do ta think they have a pole up there

Reggie.

ganmo wrote: »

Why do ta think they have a pole up there

Look at Kovus message......dance pole

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

Look at Kovus message......dance pole

Sure isn't that why they call it Lapland

Don't think I'd make a great elf though, too many metal bits in my ears and pictures all over me.

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

Sure isn't that why they call it Lapland

Don't think I'd make a great elf though, too many metal bits in my ears and pictures all over me.

You could be a perfect example of an anti elf

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

You could be a perfect example of an anti elf

I could stand in a corner and the parents could tell all the kids that if they're bold they'll be left with me :P

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

I could stand in a corner and the parents could tell all the kids that if they're bold they'll be left with me :P

Now there's a fate :eek:

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

I could stand in a corner and the parents could tell all the kids that if they're bold they'll be left with me :P

Brought the kids home a christmas cracker joke book.
What did santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
Why do you never see santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care
What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis
Who hides in a bakery at christmas?
A mince spy
How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan,crisp and even
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks. :cool:

ganmo

whelan2 wrote: »

Brought the kids home a christmas cracker joke book.
What did santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
Why do you never see santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care
What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis
Who hides in a bakery at christmas?
A mince spy
How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan,crisp and even
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks. :cool:

I'm robbing a few of them :P

mayota

whelan2 wrote: »

Brought the kids home a christmas cracker joke book.
What did santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
Why do you never see santa in hospital?
Because he has private elf care
What do you get if you eat christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis
Who hides in a bakery at christmas?
A mince spy
How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan,crisp and even
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks. :cool:

Don't get the pizza one? Am I stupid?

whelan2

mayota wrote: »

Don't get the pizza one? Am I stupid?

deep pan is a type of pizza. Will i put up more of them?

pedigree 6

mayota wrote: »

Don't get the pizza one? Am I stupid?

Rymes with on the feast of Stephen.:)

Kovu

mayota wrote: »

Don't get the pizza one? Am I stupid?

It's a play on the lyrics to Good King Wenceslas.

Put up more Whelan!

whelan2

What do reindeers have that no other animal has?
Baby reindeer
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk-a-seltzer
What do santa's elves do after school?
Their gnomework
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes
what did the farmer get for christmas?
A cow-culator
who is never hungry at christmas?
The turkey he's always stuffed

mayota

whelan2 wrote: »

deep pan is a type of pizza. Will i put up more of them?

Lol, it works with an English accent. Ya put up more.

whelan2

What's Tarzan's favourite christmas song?
Jungle bells
But what about his chimp?
King kong merrily on high of course
Mum, can i have a dog for christmas?
No, you can have a turkey like everyone else!
How do you get in to Rudolphs house?
You ring the deer bell
What do wizards use to wrap their presents?
Spell-o-tape