Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

Reggie.

Jb1989 wrote: »

Be a courageous person to pic the bucket woman out of f and f gang,
But I forward Reggie for grandad,
Always wandering off with his gun

This is quite possible

MsGiggles

Charliebull wrote: »

have ya no form of AI down there at all,

greysides is a vet, maybe he could put a coil in or something

Just when I think this can't go anywhere else, someone pulls something else quite funny out of the bag !

Reggie.

MsGiggles wrote: »

Just when I think this can't go anywhere else, someone pulls something else quite funny out of the bag !

You've alot to learn about this lot giggles

MsGiggles

Reggie. wrote: »

You've alot to learn about this lot giggles

I believe you

Kovu

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_Brian

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

He might have squeezed you while you were in it the crush, better check quick;-).

Mind yourself either way.

Make no difference to me

I'll get herself to check later.

Jb1989

MsGiggles wrote: »

I believe you

There's a position going spare as the bucket woman.
Are you up for the challenge?

MsGiggles

Jb1989 wrote: »

There's a position going spare as the bucket woman.
Are you up for the challenge?

really..... Really !!! Is that what I gotta do !!

Reggie.

MsGiggles wrote: »

really..... Really !!! Is that what I gotta do !!

First rule of F&F is never leave yourself open like that

Jb1989

MsGiggles wrote: »

really..... Really !!! Is that what I gotta do !!

Quote: ganmo
So we have onslo(bullocks), daisy and rose(Kovu), who wants to be the bucket lady?


Yes..
Now practice..
The buckét residence,, the lady of the house speaking....

Kevhog1988

Jb1989 wrote: »

There's a position going spare as the bucket woman.
Are you up for the challenge?

I read this as the person who collects the deposit from the ai bull.... The bucket woman lol

Jb1989

theemigrant wrote: »

I read this as the person who collects the deposit from the ai bull.... The bucket woman lol

That can be arranged too

MsGiggles

That's it. I'm labeled now !

Kovu

That's the third day in a row that I've had to walk the field for a baby calf. The mother keeps hiding him, like she should, but thicko head herself keeps forgetting where she left it and saunters off to a couple of fields away.
Yesterday I found her in a patch of briars all tangled up where she had rolled backwards down the hill. I would normally leave her to her own devices but this is a really overgrown and very steep hill and the calf could get stuck very easily.

Maybe I should spraypaint her neon pink, that'd be a lot easier found than limo brown :pac:

Jb1989

MsGiggles wrote: »

That's it. I'm labeled now !

Welly track below the knee and you've passed.

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

That's the third day in a row that I've had to walk the field for a baby calf. The mother keeps hiding him, like she should, but thicko head herself keeps forgetting where she left it and saunters off to a couple of fields away.
Yesterday I found her in a patch of briars all tangled up where she had rolled backwards down the hill. I would normally leave her to her own devices but this is a really overgrown and very steep hill and the calf could get stuck very easily.

Maybe I should spraypaint her neon pink, that'd be a lot easier found than limo brown :pac:

worst here was when a calf fell down a fox hole, luckilly it kept bawling so we knew the area where it was, fr heifer calf and all, my dad was just about able to get its tail and we got it out , first thing it did was went for a drink off its mammy, her nose was all scrapes when she came out

Kovu

whelan2 wrote: »

worst here was when a calf fell down a fox hole, luckilly it kept bawling so we knew the area where it was, fr heifer calf and all, my dad was just about able to get its tail and we got it out , first thing it did was went for a drink off its mammy, her nose was all scrapes when she came out

Jesus I hope that doesn't happen to any of ours! Found one patch of the gripe that had those stinky fungi growing in them, smell of decay off them. Stinkhorns, I think they're called. Bleeeugh.

A cow called Daisy

whelan2 wrote: »

worst here was when a calf fell down a fox hole, luckilly it kept bawling so we knew the area where it was, fr heifer calf and all, my dad was just about able to get its tail and we got it out , first thing it did was went for a drink off its mammy, her nose was all scrapes when she came out

Didn't someone on here once say that they wouldn't breed jersey cross cows cos he was afraid of losing them down fox/rabbit holes.

Genghis Cant

Kovu wrote: »

Jesus I hope that doesn't happen to any of ours! Found one patch of the gripe that had those stinky fungi growing in them, smell of decay off them. Stinkhorns, I think they're called. Bleeeugh.

They are indeed the Stinkhorn. You'd often smell them before laying eyes on them! A unique smell.

whelan2

Genghis Cant wrote: »

They are indeed the Stinkhorn. You'd often smell them before laying eyes on them! A unique smell.

what do they look like?

Jb1989

whelan2 wrote: »

what do they look like?

This isn't going to end well

whelan2

Jb1989 wrote: »

This isn't going to end well

i'm off to bed, will probably be 4 pages of chit chat to read in the morning:rolleyes:

Jb1989

whelan2 wrote: »

i'm off to bed, will probably be 4 pages of chit chat to read in the morning:rolleyes:

Kovu

whelan2 wrote: »

what do they look like?

Deformed bananas

Genghis Cant

whelan2 wrote: »

what do they look like?

Phallic looking.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/49553000/jpg/_49553199_stinkhorn_bbc_341.jpg

MsGiggles

I have welly tracks.... (Is this chit chat !?)

MickeyShtyles

ganmo wrote: »

back on track?

Yep!

Jb1989

MsGiggles wrote: »

I have welly tracks.... (Is this chit chat !?)

Aw well congrats your through
Yip chit chat.... Just waiting on Reggie now

Kevhog1988

MsGiggles wrote: »

I have welly tracks.... (Is this chit chat !?)

Pic of said welly track or gtfo lol

Nekarsulm

Kovu wrote: »

Maybe I should spraypaint her neon pink, that'd be a lot easier found than limo brown :pac:

One of those foil helium balloons on a long string around his neck?

Kovu

Nekarsulm wrote: »

One of those foil helium balloons on a long string around his neck?

Hmmmm.....Mammy mightn't like it though!

Sooo is boards down or not?

Nekarsulm

Kovu wrote: »

Hmmmm.....Mammy mightn't like it though!

Sooo is boards down or not?

I suppose if it burst against a thorny bush, a parish of land mightn't hold him!

Working here in deepest, darkest Kavaan anyway.

Blackgrass

Kovu wrote: »

Hmmmm.....Mammy mightn't like it though!

Sooo is boards down or not?

Was anyway, gonna give you some pics to embed but site crashed and cant be bothered to re-do

Kovu

Nekarsulm wrote: »

I suppose if it burst against a thorny bush, a parish of land mightn't hold him!

Working here in deepest, darkest Kavaan anyway.

Two of the wilder Limos, maybe a 3310 taped to her

It seems to be down in Dublin on UPC and other areas. We're all alone Nek!

Kovu

Blackgrass wrote: »

Was anyway, gonna give you some pics to embed but site crashed and cant be bothered to re-do

IT WAS YOU. YOU WITH YOUR FILTHY PICS THAT BROKE IT :D

Blackgrass

Kovu wrote: »

IT WAS YOU. YOU WITH YOUR FILTHY PICS THAT BROKE IT :D

I'm saying nothing, but you know what i'm saying :innocenttilprovenguilty: :pac:

Kovu

Blackgrass wrote: »

I'm saying nothing, but you know what i'm saying :innocenttilprovenguilty: :pac:

A cow called Daisy

Was going past local football pitch this evening while a juvenile game on (would say under 8) All normal size for age group except for one lad that a good bit bigger than the others.

A few years ago a similar thing was happening at our local pitch. As the two teams ran unto the pitch one man says 'Jaysus, look at the size of their number 14 ........ he must of been suckled. A man in front turns round and says 'excuse me, but that's my son you're talking about', to which the local says 'all I'm saying is that he's a fine gasson'

Nekarsulm

Was filling up with diesel today when a guy pulled up at the next pump, with a 151 people carrier and a smallish open trailer behind.
Trailer full of bin bags, plus a perfectly good child's bike stuck in the middle of them.
" If yer dumping that bike, I'll take it off yer hands " sez I.
" Whaddya mean " he sez
" If yer bringing all that stuff to the dump, I'll take the bike" I said.

"FUC OFF, I'm moving house"

Base price

Genghis Cant wrote: »

Phallic looking.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/49553000/jpg/_49553199_stinkhorn_bbc_341.jpg

Never came across them.
I WOULD remember seeing one of those

Reggie.

Jb1989 wrote: »

Aw well congrats your through
Yip chit chat.... Just waiting on Reggie now

You called
how high up is the welly track :P

Jb1989

Reggie. wrote: »

You called high high up is the welly track :P

Better late than never. Everyone has calmed down now tho. Have to wait an see.

Reggie.

Jb1989 wrote: »

Better late than never. Everyone has calmed down now tho. Have to wait an see.

Ah was chilling to some tunes

Genghis Cant

Base price wrote: »

Never came across them.
I WOULD remember seeing one of those

They're not scarce, mixed woodland or even conifer plantation I see them in regularly. And nearly always smell them before I see them!

Kovu

Genghis Cant wrote: »

They're not scarce, mixed woodland or even conifer plantation I see them in regularly. And nearly always smell them before I see them!

What are the ones that have the green powder in them?

Jb1989

Reggie. wrote: »

Ah was chilling to some tunes

Reggie.

Jb1989 wrote: »

More like sprawled across the couch like a sheep on its back

Jb1989

Reggie. wrote: »

More like sprawled across the couch like a sheep on its back

Who turned you over

Reggie.

Jb1989 wrote: »

Who turned you over

The dog

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

The dog

Does she mind you calling her that?