Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

CloughCasey1

Bullocks wrote: »

They were fierce fond of my granola yogurt when i opened it up

Far from "granola" you were reared I'd say.

Reggie.

CloughCasey1 wrote: »

Far from "granola" you were reared I'd say.

More like weanling ration

CloughCasey1

Reggie. wrote: »

More like weanling ration

and pulped beet!

Bullocks

I've really moved up in the world since then alright lads . I can actually remember the father telling the mother not to buy any more cereal after he started buying flaked maize for the calves and I think he was half serious too !

frogloch

tanko wrote: »

Maybe an Albatross?:pac:

What ever about the albatross if you look at clip again he just missed an eagle.:eek::D

orm0nd

frogloch wrote: »

What ever about the albatross if you look at clip again he just missed an eagle.:eek::D

no interest in golf,

was in a pub one night with an old guy who in his day was fairly useful with the hurley

news was on the telly & showed a clip of someone putting a hole in 1 in some major tournament

"that was a good stroke" says I to your man
"easy for him" says he "sure there was no one marking him"

whelan2

going to use kovus word . fecking wankshaft of a lorry driver nearly killed me, my kids and my mother today. He was on his phone, drifted over into my lane and there was a car to my left-on motorway-. Not often my mother uses bad language but this was a close one

KatW4

whelan2 wrote:

going to use kovus word . fecking wankshaft of a lorry driver nearly killed me, my kids and my mother today. He was on his phone, drifted over into my lane and there was a car to my left-on motorway-. Not often my mother uses bad language but this was a close one

Hope you're all okay!

whelan2

KatW4 wrote: »

Hope you're all okay!

just got a fright . How easy accidents happen.

Kevhog1988

whelan2 wrote: »

going to use kovus word . fecking wankshaft of a lorry driver nearly killed me, my kids and my mother today. He was on his phone, drifted over into my lane and there was a car to my left-on motorway-. Not often my mother uses bad language but this was a close one

Isnt it instant ban if on phone in hgv? Had a guy take complete front off our new transit on motorway and then fled the scene. Cousin would have been killed only for the fact he wasnt wearing a seatbelt.

whelan2

theemigrant wrote: »

Isnt it instant ban if on phone in hgv? Had a guy take complete front off our new transit on motorway and then fled the scene. Cousin would have been killed only for the fact he wasnt wearing a seatbelt.

duuno , but if i had been distracted with the kids in the back , we were dead.

Kevhog1988

whelan2 wrote: »

duuno , but if i had been distracted with the kids in the back , we were dead.

Lucky. Tbh im bad for using phone when driving. Its my worst habit

whelan2

theemigrant wrote: »

Lucky. Tbh im bad for using phone when driving. Its my worst habit

this was an artic tipper , we were just saying after neither of us got the reg, it was 94 mh but that was all i remember, things happen so quick

Kovu

Must be the day for crappy drivers, was on the N4 and there was some biddy toddling along with a tiny trailer at about 60-70kmph, out in the middle of the lane and oncoming traffic was horrendous and that particular stretch between Masonite and Carrick is very bendy so difficult to get a clear run.
Well there must have been 20 cars built up by the time I managed to get by, gave up and passed out with an oncoming lorry. No fear of them pulling in over the yellow line to let me pass!! It's those type of drivers that cause accidents as you'd get so frustrated being stuck behind them.

Poor Mammy was trying to slide down the passenger seat as I let rip with a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep going by.

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

Must be the day for crappy drivers, was on the N4 and there was some biddy toddling along with a tiny trailer at about 60-70kmph, out in the middle of the lane and oncoming traffic was horrendous and that particular stretch between Masonite and Carrick is very bendy so difficult to get a clear run.
Well there must have been 20 cars built up by the time I managed to get by, gave up and passed out with an oncoming lorry. No fear of them pulling in over the yellow line!! It's those type of drivers that cause accidents as you'd get so frustrated being stuck behind them.

Poor Mammy was trying to slide down the passenger seat as I let rip with a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep going by.

my mother was holding on to the oh **** handles on the door :rolleyes: was telling oh- who's a lorry driver- and he was :eek:

Farrell

Kovu wrote: »

Must be the day for crappy drivers, was on the N4 and there was some biddy toddling along with a tiny trailer at about 60-70kmph, out in the middle of the lane and oncoming traffic was horrendous and that particular stretch between Masonite and Carrick is very bendy so difficult to get a clear run.
Well there must have been 20 cars built up by the time I managed to get by, gave up and passed out with an oncoming lorry. No fear of them pulling in over the yellow line!! It's those type of drivers that cause accidents as you'd get so frustrated being stuck behind them

I remember a lady telling me in the pub that she'd not pull into the hard shoulder to let traffic past, as she'd be evoking her insurance by driving on the hard shoulder. I said if you're 1/2 way, but she was having none of it

IH784man

whelan2 wrote: »

my mother was holding on to the oh **** handles on the door :rolleyes: was telling oh- who's a lorry driver- and he was :eek:

The mother calls them the Jesus handles :pac:

Charliebull

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

darragh_haven

Charliebull wrote: »

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

I dunno Charlie, but I'd say you're one man with experience of such sticky situations.

Bullocks

Charliebull wrote: »

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

She will lead a happier life not knowing! They weighed a few of our calves last year and said they would send out a report in a few weeks but never heard anything back . I'd say we might have more than 1 incorrect sire

darragh_haven

I do so much driving I set my car up with 2 dash cams. If someone crashed into me they will sort the truth from the lies.

If I am in the wrong...... Oh, they weren't plugged in

Genghis Cant

Charliebull wrote: »

Got a letter from ICBF telling me subsequent to genomic testing last year it turns out one of cows has an incorrect sire

How do I tell the poor girl her mother was a whore

Maybe she has two mammy! It's legal now you know :-)

Blackgrass

darragh_haven wrote: »

I do so much driving I set my car up with 2 dash cams. If someone crashed into me they will sort the truth from the lies.

If I am in the wrong...... Oh, they weren't plugged in

Few guys starting to put dash cams on gear, a requirement almost for lads doing roadside hedges/verges

Reggie.

Blackgrass wrote: »

Few guys starting to put dash cams on gear, a requirement almost for lads doing roadside hedges/verges

Even the guards use them on the motorbikes

Red Cloud

Make hands free mandatory on HGV's for CVRT pass?

Kovu

Just got a text off the AI man, he had five KOY straws arrive this evening for me Who was it that suggested him again? Thanks whoever it was!

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

Just got a text off the AI man, he had five KOY straws arrive this evening for me Who was it that suggested him again? Thanks whoever it was!

he's working late

CHOPS01

Is it me or is there something uplifting about standing in a meadow as grass is being baled!

ganmo

CHOPS01 wrote: »

Is it me or is there something uplifting about standing in a meadow as grass is being baled!

It certainly gives ya a pick-up, but don't get wrapped up in it

CHOPS01

Fair play to the contractor. Lifted 4 and 5 year olds up into the cab with him. Got a great buzz out of it. The kids I should say not the contractor !

A cow called Daisy

CHOPS01 wrote: »

Fair play to the contractor. Lifted 4 and 5 year olds up into the cab with him. Got a great buzz out of it. The kids I should say not the contractor !

"What's that for?"
"Why did you do that"?
or maybe "Daddy says you ..........."

Kovu

whelan2 wrote: »

he's working late

He's a good friend of mine too. Brings me breakfast rolls out of town

Kevhog1988

CHOPS01 wrote: »

Fair play to the contractor. Lifted 4 and 5 year olds up into the cab with him. Got a great buzz out of it. The kids I should say not the contractor !

All kids love it.... would use the tractor & link box to do a few jobs i could do with the car purely because the young lad loves being in the tractor.

Kevhog1988

Weve started contract mowing lol

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

My Paypal account got hacked and all the money in my account taken before I realised. Some wankshaft in Asia I assume as all the payments were in Chinese symbols. :mad:

Have to commend the customer service though, card cancelled, new one on the way and Paypal refund should be done in a couple of days too.

got caught here too today, first of all they took 30 dollars , then went in for 632 dollars:eek: bank fraud crowd rang me there have to cancel my card again and i will be refunded

Reggie.

whelan2 wrote: »

got caught here too today, first of all they took 30 dollars , then went in for 632 dollars:eek: bank fraud crowd rang me there have to cancel my card again and i will be refunded

Not a great week for you

Kovu

whelan2 wrote: »

got caught here too today, first of all they took 30 dollars , then went in for 632 dollars:eek: bank fraud crowd rang me there have to cancel my card again and i will be refunded

They must have upped their game somehow!

whelan2

Reggie. wrote: »

Not a great week for you

no harm having no card, it will stop me spending:o

Reggie.

whelan2 wrote: »

no harm having no card, it will stop me spending:o

OH not as stressed looking since

I said

whelan2 wrote: »

no harm having no card, it will stop me spending:o

They hardly bought a powerwasher with their Ill gotten gains lol

Kovu

Whelan I forgot to ask if it was your PayPal as well? I'm trying to figure out how they accessed mine as I use it so rarely I normally have to have a few goes at the password before I hit the right one if I'm not using my own laptop which saves the password. It's even using an old Hotmail email which is also not used any more.
I've a feeling my laptop was compromised somehow as the security on it wouldn't be great. So I did a major overhaul on passwords everywhere, changed to Avast security in place of ad aware.

whelan2

Kovu wrote: »

Whelan I forgot to ask if it was your PayPal as well? I'm trying to figure out how they accessed mine as I use it so rarely I normally have to have a few goes at the password before I hit the right one if I'm not using my own laptop which saves the password. It's even using an old Hotmail email which is also not used any more.
I've a feeling my laptop was compromised somehow as the security on it wouldn't be great. So I did a major overhaul on passwords everywhere, changed to Avast security in place of ad aware.

no not my paypal account, it was my visa debit card. I have been getting emails from paypal for a while, i dont even open them as i assume they are scams

blue5000

whelan2 wrote: »

no not my paypal account, it was my visa debit card. I have been getting emails from paypal for a while, i dont even open them as i assume they are scams

Happened in Nenagh BoI last sept too, about 30 ppl were cleaned out. The thieves used some sort of card reader on an atm. Everyone else had to get a new card. How was your paypal robbed?

ganmo

My bro studied comp sci and he never trusted PayPal for some reason.
The one thing I have learned is that no online security is secure, if someone thinks they can make money by hacking they will break in eventually.
In the past one of my email accs was hacked so now I use that for all the spam!

naughto

Kovu wrote: »

He's a good friend of mine too. Brings me breakfast rolls out of town

He could be looking to use his own straw on ya kovu

Kovu

naughto wrote: »

He could be looking to use his own straw on ya kovu

Hahahahaha. He knows better than that as he's known me all my life! He'd get a right clatter across the head with whatever came to hand first.

Parishlad

Surprised there isn't a bit of chat somewhere here about the 'new' TAMS II schemes.....or have I missed it on another thread??

ganmo

http://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057430542/1

visatorro

jaysus I'm bolloxed.

Kovu

visatorro wrote: »

jaysus I'm bolloxed.

Sorry