Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

Muckit

Is a leatherman a brand of dildo?

Kovu

Muckit wrote: »

Is a leatherman a brand of dildo?

It's a brand of knife dear

Muckit

Kovu wrote: »

It's a brand of knife dear

Kinky

Muckit

Did you whip out the furry handcuffs and make a citizens arrest?

Nekarsulm

THE HERALD
5-08-15

CRAZED COUNTRY-WOMAN HOLDS
TEEN CAPTIVE.

A youth was recovering in hospital after being
lured back to a Dublin apartment last Sunday.
Thomas "Thommo" McDermot remembers
nothing after leaving well known nightspot
"Copperface Jacks" at about 4 am.

Thommo, who plays a variety of sports, mainly on the PC,
was rescued by emergency services early Sunday morning.
A lady , who was discovered in a state of undress
while brandishing what Gardai describe as a "multi-
bladed weapon" is helping Gardai with their enquiries.

Kovu

Nekarsulm wrote: »

THE HERALD
5-08-15

CRAZED COUNTRY-WOMAN HOLDS
TEEN CAPTIVE.

A youth was recovering in hospital after being
lured back to a Dublin apartment last Sunday.
Thomas "Thommo" McDermot remembers
nothing after leaving well known nightspot
"Copperface Jacks" at about 4 am.

Thommo, who plays a variety of sports, mainly on the PC,
was rescued by emergency services early Sunday morning.
A lady , who was discovered in a state of undress
while brandishing what Gardai describe as a "multi-
bladed weapon" is helping Gardai with their enquiries.

It was you wasn't it

Nekarsulm

Kovu wrote: »

It was you wasn't it

Sadly I can no longer pass for 17 !

greysides

Muckit wrote: »

Is a leatherman a brand of dildo?

In a way, get impaled by either you're f**ked .

greysides

I wonder now 'Tommo' will spin that to his mates..............locked in a toilet by a crazy axe murderer.


Must have been scary enough once the adrenaline died down though. I bet the windows been closed since!

Base price

A very unpleasant experience. Hope you ok after it Kovu.

Kovu

greysides wrote: »

I wonder now 'Tommo' will spin that to his mates..............locked in a toilet by a crazy axe murderer.


Must have been scary enough once the adrenaline died down though. I bet the windows been closed since!

A crazy knife wielding tattooed woman! But it was ok in the end, got a lovely lady garda to speak to and was able to explain the knife. Apparently it's not normal to have one to hand.....bucko shall be charged anyhow. He has a list of convictions as long as my arm.

Kovu

Base price wrote: »

A very unpleasant experience. Hope you ok after it Kovu.

I am no bother after it. Just hope his family don't get involved iykwim.

AP2014

Kovu wrote: »

I am no bother after it. Just hope his family don't get involved iykwim.

Where the hell are ya living in Dublin? City Centre?

Kovu

AP2014 wrote: »

Where the hell are ya living in Dublin? City Centre?

Lived there before, parnell, north gr georges and great strand street. Am out near UCD now. Just picked a bad weekend, house was empty bar me.

AP2014

Kovu wrote: »

Lived there before, parnell, north gr georges and great strand street. Am out near UCD now. Just picked a bad weekend, house was empty bar me.

Dodgy area, at least you are with the D4 heads now. It will be white collar crime they will be hitting you with, more expensive but no physical break ins.

Kovu

AP2014 wrote: »

Dodgy area, at least you are with the D4 heads now. It will be white collar crime they will be hitting you with, more expensive but no physical break ins.

To be fair how can you say it's a dodgy area when I haven't told you where I am? "Around ucd" is quite a large area.

AP2014

Kovu wrote: »

To be fair how can you say it's a dodgy area when I haven't told you where I am? "Around ucd" is quite a large area.

Parnell and north gr george street was enough to know its a dodge area. UCD is a big area alright and the most affluent in the country.

whelan2

Glad you're OK kovu. Twice today I've clicked on the singles thread rather than the silage thread ☺

Kovu

AP2014 wrote: »

Parnell and north gr george street was enough to know its a dodge area. UCD is a big area alright and the most affluent in the country.

If you read my post correctly you'll see that I used to live in those areas, not now. Specsavers dear

AP2014

Kovu wrote: »

If you read my post correctly you'll see that I used to live in those areas, not now. Specsavers dear

It happened near UCD? Was he wearing an ambercombie and fitch tracksuit?

Kovu

AP2014 wrote: »

It happened near UCD? Was he wearing an ambercombie and fitch tracksuit?

I haven't a clue what he was wearing to be honest. I was rather preoccupied with threatening him.

AP2014

Kovu wrote: »

I haven't a clue what he was wearing to be honest. I was rather preoccupied with threatening him.

Are ya sure this happened? Is Muckit on the ball. Sounds like a 50 shades of grey fantasy you were having in your undies with that knife

greysides

Kovu wrote: »

I was rather preoccupied with threatening him.

Circumcision or the whole sex change thing?

Kovu

AP2014 wrote: »

Are ya sure this happened? Is Muckit on the ball. Sounds like a 50 shades of grey fantasy you were having in your undies with that knife

Yes this was all made up in my head, hence why I'm talking about it here :rolleyes:

Reggie.

AP2014 wrote: »

Are ya sure this happened? Is Muckit on the ball. Sounds like a 50 shades of grey fantasy you were having in your undies with that knife

I can confirm it happened

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

I can confirm it happened

I love you my little backer upper

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

I love you my little backer upper

xxx

Kevhog1988

Kovu wrote: »

Lived there before, parnell, north gr georges and great strand street. Am out near UCD now. Just picked a bad weekend, house was empty bar me.

i lived on north great georges street too... across from booze to go

Kovu

theemigrant wrote: »

i lived on north great georges street too... across from booze to go

I was directly across from Mr Norris

AP2014

Reggie. wrote: »

I can confirm it happened

Was it you Reggie breaking in?

Nekarsulm

Had my bike robbed from Sean McDermot Street. Went on a recce around the local streets and squares and cul de sacs ( with screwdriver in pocket). If you remember the sniper scene at the end of Full Metal Jacket, it was a bit like that. That prickling feeling on the back of your neck...

Kevhog1988

Kovu wrote: »

I was directly across from Mr Norris

i was in the new built apartments. i was living there 5/6 yrs ago....

Kovu

AP2014 wrote: »

Was it you Reggie breaking in?

Reggie doesn't need to break in, he's always welcome

AP2014

Kovu wrote: »

Reggie doesn't need to break in, he's always welcome

Jaysus ye two need to get a room. Reggies missus needs to be careful.

Kovu

AP2014 wrote: »

Jaysus ye two need to get a room. Reggies missus needs to be careful.

We have an online thing going, it's great.

Reggie.

AP2014 wrote: »

Jaysus ye two need to get a room. Reggies missus needs to be careful.

Jealousy will get ya no where

Kovu

Reggie. wrote: »

Jealousy will get ya no where

Hush you, you'll have people talking. :pac:

Blackgrass

Kovu wrote: »

Hush you, you'll have people talking. :pac:

You pair need 2 tin cans and some thread to make a phone to whisper your sweet nothings in private

bogman_bass

Sold an Angus cross bull at carnaross this evening. 11 months to the day and he weighed in at 490kg! GJB is leaving cattle behind him with serious growth rates

Kovu

Blackgrass wrote: »

You pair need 2 tin cans and some thread to make a phone to whisper your sweet nothings in private

Never mind the tin cans, just give me the blue twine

tanko

bogman_bass wrote: »

Sold an Angus cross bull at carnaross this evening. 11 months to the day and he weighed in at 490kg! GJB is leaving cattle behind him with serious growth rates

Great weight, would his heifers make good cows?

Reggie.

Kovu wrote: »

Never mind the tin cans, just give me the blue twine

The square baler has 4 rolls of it.

Genghis Cant

Kovu....

The poor hoor woke up beside you and tried to bolt.
Bad case of coyote syndrome.
You're trying to take the bad look off it now B-)

Blackgrass

Kovu wrote: »

Never mind the tin cans, just give me the blue twine

Feck the twine you need a soft velvet or cotton rope for that carry on!. The chaffing is a killer, or so I'm told ::innocentface.

I said

Kovu wrote: »

Never mind the tin cans, just give me the blue twine

The five w's is what is needed

whelan2

bogman_bass wrote: »

Sold an Angus cross bull at carnaross this evening. 11 months to the day and he weighed in at 490kg! GJB is leaving cattle behind him with serious growth rates

what was he crossed with and what did he make?

naughto

Christ I hate the car tax email that u get now to say it's up for renewal

Reggie.

naughto wrote: »

Christ I hate the car tax email that u get now to say it's up for renewal

Watch yourself if getting your tax online as there is supposedly a scam on the go

_Brian

Had a serious bear miss in the jeep earlier.
A6 Allroad came out a lane way onto road as I was passing. Couldn't stop, lucky road was clear so I could escape onto opposite side, mere inches from being a very bad holiday. Was well shaken by it !!
Driver never looked or slowed until I was leaning on horn and screeching round their bonnet

Reggie.

_Brian wrote: »

Had a serious bear miss in the jeep earlier.
A6 Allroad came out a lane way onto road as I was passing. Couldn't stop, lucky road was clear so I could escape onto opposite side, mere inches from being a very bad holiday. Was well shaken by it !!
Driver never looked or slowed until I was leaning on horn and screeching round their bonnet

Heart in throat moment......good to hear ye are ok lad