Crystal Palace vs Manchester United Match Thread k/o 17.30 9/5/15 Sky

Hotblack Desiato

Lord TSC wrote: »

Give De Gea whatever it ****ing takes to keep him...

A Manc girlfriend :pac:

Harry Palmr

http://www.farrvintners.com/

Kerrydude1981

jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »

The race for fourth is like a slow bicycle race.

A slow bike race with both bikes having flat tyres

Fakman87

glued wrote: »

He's been great all year. Will never get the credit he deserves.

I'll credit him with getting into brilliant postions but his lack of composure means he doesn't do nearly enough with the amount of great positions he gets into.

Sand

Lord TSC wrote: »

Give De Gea whatever it ****ing takes to keep him...

A franchise move to Madrid?

jimmytwotimes 2013

Lord TSC wrote: »

Give De Gea whatever it ****ing takes to keep him...

Champions League football and enough money for some sweets at the end of the week.

Drexel

Harry Palmr wrote: »

No wonder he is hardly ever out of his seat. Too busy planning what to have with dinner! :pac::pac:

Fuhrer

jonny666 wrote: »

No wonder he is hardly ever out of his seat. Too busy planning what to have with dinner! :pac::pac:

Does that say fart vouchers?

Hococop

Great save speroni.... Prick

Drexel

Fuhrer wrote: »

Does that say fart vouchers?

Vintners I thought.

Dunno which would be worse

jimmytwotimes 2013

TV has to go back to the shop, mine showed United putting a fluid move together, unlucky Herrera.

Hotblack Desiato

http://www.farrvintners.com/

Or he could just consult SAF for some advice on the team his wine cellar...

MythicalMadMan

5starpool wrote: »

Dear Man Utd,

Please accept this goal. We even wrapped it for you.

Yours,

Crystal Palace defence and goalkeeper.

xoxo

Makes a change from Toni Claus who plays right back for us

blindpilot

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

http://www.farrvintners.com/

Or he could just consult SAF for some advice on the team his wine cellar...

I hope you googled 'fart vintners' like I did to find that site.

Johner

United lucky to win that but 3 points is all that matters.

niallo27

Bull****.

Hotblack Desiato

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

This will be a 2-1 but no idea to who

yessss 3 points

we're gunna steal Arsene's 4th place trophy

Thepoet85

****e performance massive win

B17G

jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »

TV has to go back to the shop, mine showed United putting a fluid move together, unlucky Herrera.

Samsung? Blip in that blue wired circuitry maybe..........

Nailz

Falcao deserved a goal in that game.

WoollyRedHat

Manchester United's defence is as sloppy as an abrekebabra kebab. David De Gea being the bread that just about keeps it all together.

Sand

Someone really needs to bring Herrera to passback school. He either strikes it so hard you'd think it was a strike on goal or he hits it so soft that De Gea has to come way out of the penalty area to collect it.

jimmytwotimes 2013

David DeGea, take a boo son, yet again.

Van.Bosch

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

http://www.farrvintners.com/

Or he could just consult SAF for some advice on the team his wine cellar...

It's the official team sheet, sponsors by Farr vintners.

Sand

Nailz wrote: »

Falcao deserved a goal in that game.

He'll be disappointed alright as they were handing them out in that game.

RobbingBandit

Almost forgot what winning feels like.

Johner

Nailz wrote: »

Falcao deserved a goal in that game.

Why? Apart from one or two nice moments near the end he was anonymous.

Hotblack Desiato

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Manchester United's defence is as sloppy as an abrekebabra kebab. David De Gea being the bread that just about keeps it all together.

Kebabs are fun to eat, even if badly packed.

ankles

jimmytwotimes 2013 wrote: »

David DeGea, take a boo son, yet again.

Booo (sorry, couldn't resist )

Robson99

Sand wrote: »

Someone really needs to bring Herrera to passback school. He either strikes it so hard you'd think it was a strike on goal or he hits it so soft that De Gea has to come way out of the penalty area to collect it.

Herrera was by a mile our best middle of the park player today

Whatsisname

niallo27 wrote: »

Bull****.

Hank Scorpio

Pool have to win tomorrow or it's all over. Huge result for Uniteds future

Shanotheslayer

niallo27 wrote: »

Bull****.

There's no need to be upset!

RobertKK

RobertKK wrote: »

I don't care how good or bad United play, once we win.

At this stage of the season, that is all that matters.
Relief, need a disaster now not to be in the top 4.

RobertKK

Di Maria at home watching United win, then switching over to see: Real Madrid 0-2 Valencia.

Robson99

niallo27 wrote: »

Bull****.

Ya weer lucky we didn't SLIP up today. Palace are hard to beat at this stage of the season aren't they

GavRedKing

At least Utd winning shouldnt give Pool much hope for tomorrow so the game shouldnt be too important, still dont wanna lose but its looking nailed on now for Utd.

WoollyRedHat

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Kebabs are fun to eat, even if badly packed.

True, but often eaten at 2A.M, drunk when you just think "Ah that'll have to do "

Hidalgo

Hank Scorpio wrote: »

Pool have to win tomorrow or it's all over. Huge result for Uniteds future

It was over before this weekend. Liverpool taking just 1 point from 6 v West Brom and Hull killed any chance they had of catching Utd

niallo27

Was my own fault I got my hopes up.

SlickRic

Hank Scorpio wrote: »

Pool have to win tomorrow or it's all over. Huge result for Uniteds future

It's already over.

United's run before the 3 losses, aligned with Liverpool's recent form already ended the race as a realistic contest.

Unfortunately, Utd deserve it for being slightly less shít over the whole season.

Kylo Ren

niallo27 wrote: »

Was my own fault I got my hopes up.

Liam McPoyle

SlickRic wrote: »

It's already over.

United's run before the 3 losses, aligned with Liverpool's recent form already ended the race as a realistic contest.

Unfortunately, Utd deserve it for being slightly less shít over the whole season.

Somewhat true.

If we get the CL spot it will come down to us pulling out results against LFC, City and Arsenal.

Against the lower level teams we were rubbish but managed to grind out enough ugly wins.

There is no question that we deserve the spot over LFC but do we actually deserve it, I really dont know.

Do I care how we got it though?

I do in me hole!

Rayne Wooney

Thank heavens we have the best keeper on the planet along with Felé

The thoughts of no champions league football next season make me shudder

The_Kew_Tour

Best Keeper in the league did the Business today.

Shanotheslayer

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Best Keeper in the league did the Business today.

Courtois is playing tomorrow mate

The_Kew_Tour

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

Courtois is playing tomorrow mate

Good, he been able to watch a masterclass today so.

Kerrigooney

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

CourtoisMignolet is playing tomorrow mate

FYP.

LuckyLloyd

Business Cat wrote: »

Somewhat true.

If we get the CL spot it will come down to us pulling out results against LFC, City and Arsenal.

Against the lower level teams we were rubbish but managed to grind out enough ugly wins.

There is no question that we deserve the spot over LFC but do we actually deserve it, I really dont know.

Do I care how we got it though?

I do in me hole!

You shouldn't. I wouldn't give a fiddlers if I was you.