I'm hungry and stuck in my room

retro:electro

So I was cooking a nice beef casserole, first time in ages since its quite a cold day today. I popped to the loo and the doorbell went, my mother answered it and it was my neighbour. Now usually if she calls which is hardly ever she will stay a max of ten minutes and leave again. The woman has been in the kitchen chatting for over an hour and all I can think about is my beef casserole burning in the oven!! I didn't bother going up and saying hello because I thought it was just a short visit, but it's not and now I can't just emerge after an hour and be like oh hey!! I can hear the oven is still on. I was thinking I could text my mam and ask her to turn off the oven but knowing her she'll go "oh who's this now oh its Anna, why is she texting me and she's in the next room" which will make me look like a bigger freak than I am right now. Wa. Help. I'm hungry.

anna080

anna080 wrote: »

I pooped to the loo

I'm sorry but I had to stop reading there. TMI.

lintdrummer

anna080 wrote: »

I pooped to the loo

Tee Hee!

Edit: Snap Whoopsadaisydoodles!

dont bother

eh.... just go out and turn it off and stop being so afraid of some woman in the kitchen ye mad yoke!

retro:electro

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm sorry but I had to stop reading there. TMI.

Oops! Popped!

Ruu

PM your address, I'll create a diversion.

The_Pretender

Just walk in tired looking say you closed your eyes for a minute and must have dozed off.

BoJack Horseman

anna080 wrote: »

I pooped to the loo

Posters are supposed to back up claims with a link.

PM me nudes

If you're looking for something to fill your time, you're more than welcome to PM me nudes.

retro:electro

How about I climb out the window and come in the back door like Ive just arrived?

Dj Stiggie

You sound like a freak. Just go out, say hello, turn off the oven. Say you were busy doing something which is why you didn't say hi before now if she cares that much (which she won't)

zl1whqvjs75cdy

Just go into the kitchen for **** sake.

Menas

Strip off, rub shampoo in to your body.
Then just walk in to the kitchen, say boo, turn the oven off and walk out again.
There is no way, after that, she will think you are a fruitcake for staying in your room the last hour....

Kingp35

The ultimate first world problem!

realdanbreen

anna080 wrote: »

So I was cooking a nice beef casserole, first time in ages since its quite a cold day today. I pooped to the loo and the doorbell went, my mother answered it and it was my neighbour. Now usually if she calls which is hardly ever she will stay a max of ten minutes and leave again. The woman has been in the kitchen chatting for over an hour and all I can think about is my beef casserole burning in the oven!! I didn't bother going up and saying hello because I thought it was just a short visit, but it's not and now I can't just emerge after an hour and be like oh hey!! I can hear the oven is still on. I was thinking I could text my mam and ask her to turn off the oven but knowing her she'll go "oh who's this now oh its Anna, why is she texting me and she's in the next room" which will make me look like a bigger freak than I am right now. Wa. Help. I'm hungry.

Ring the fire brigade and tell them that your neighbours house is on fire. When she sees the engine pull up she will probably leave.

syklops

"Oh hi, I didn't know you were here"

Easy peasy surely?

The Diabolical Monocle

block your number and call whatsherface.

tell her you're from cooker technical support and needs to turn down the casserole, if she's as much of a moron as you say she'll buy it.

fleet_admiral

donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »

Just go into the kitchen for **** sake.

Yeah, bollock naked

retro:electro

syklops wrote: »

"Oh hi, I didn't know you were here"

Easy peasy surely?

We have a tiny house. she would know I can hear her

The Backwards Man

Just say you were having a good long shìte to yourself.

Mr. CooL ICE

Hack into the White House and remotely take the controls of the Nuclear Football. Launch a nuke towards your house but make sure you detonate it when it's still high up in the atmosphere. It will create an EMP effect that will knock out the power in your area, therefore turning off the oven.

Birneybau

Kingp35 wrote: »

The ultimate first world problem!

Third world people also have neighbours.

Birneybau

Birneybau wrote: »

Third world people also have neighbours.

They don't have casseroles though.

Birneybau

Deleted User wrote: »

They don't have casseroles though.

I imagine some of them do. Goat and the like.

The Backwards Man

[Deleted User] wrote: »

They don't have casseroles though.

They have stew like us common 5/8ths.

retro:electro

Omg I can hear my mam dishing out the casserole and giving her some!!

Ruu

Get down there and turn the place upside down! :mad:

anna080

anna080 wrote: »

Omg I can hear my mam dishing out the casserole and giving her some!!

Excellent. So it's not burnt. She wouldn't give it to the neighbours if it was burnt.

Alls well that ends well.

Nollog

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

block your number and call whatsherface.

tell her you're from cooker technical support and needs to turn down the casserole, if she's as much of a moron as you say she'll buy it.

You could make up some lark about having a certain set of skills or whatever.

blinding

Have you a shotgun or a kalasnikov/armalite anywhere handy !

fleet_admiral

Burn down the gaf, quick

retro:electro

What if they eat it all I will die

blinding

You could say that you had been amusing yourself (in an orgasmic manner) and that you just had a big one !

BlimpyBoy

anna080 wrote: »

Omg I can hear my mam dishing out the casserole and giving her some!!

She's won, just accept it.

She knew if she hung on long enough she'd get a bit of that casserole.

She probably knows you're hiding as well.

anna080

anna080 wrote: »

What if they eat it all I will die

Or they might, depending on your cooking abilities.

blinding

Are you sure you really exist !

How come nobody has come to look for you ? ? ?

retro:electro

blinding wrote: »

Are you sure you really exist !

How come nobody has come to look for you ? ? ?

That's a good question

retro:electro

Nice knowing ye

Pyr0

So what is the problem here?

Your Ma's mate comes in while you're in the bathroom, stays chatting and now all of a sudden you can't leave the room to turn off the oven or check on your dinner in case you what, insult her or something?

The things some people worry about..

kfallon

Just go in and turn the oven off, if they look at you say, "Ah you're here, sorry been in the loo the last hour, King Kong finger job.....give it ten before you use it, thanks!"

Ruu

So long, anna080. I'll cherish these moments we've spent together.

retro:electro

Over and out guys. Hope she chokes on the tesco half price beef.

realdanbreen

blinding wrote: »

Have you a shotgun or a kalasnikov/armalite anywhere handy !

I don't think she lives in Limerick.

blinding

If your easy on the eye and like to be "mastered" you can come and hide in my place !

I may even look for you once in a while !

Nollog

BlimpyBoy wrote: »

She's won, just accept it.

She knew if she hung on long enough she'd get a bit of that casserole.

She probably knows you're hiding as well.

What if the neighbour's on her phone, reading this very thread?

jester77

Bloody hell, OP has issues. How did you ever make it this far in life if you are afraid of interacting with someone.

PandaPoo

jester77 wrote: »

Bloody hell, OP has issues. How did you ever make it this far in life if you are afraid of interacting with someone.

I agree with the OP, oul wans talk sh*te for bleedin ages and they're boring as f*ck.

I'd hide too, let them have the casserole and get yourself a snackbox when she's gone.

retro:electro

jester77 wrote: »

Bloody hell, OP has issues. How did you ever make it this far in life if you are afraid of interacting with someone.

Not very nice. If you must know she's a stupid old busy body who I wouldn't give the time of day to. I can hear her now having a homophobic rant. Anyway cheers guys, I'll head up now and say I fell asleep.

daheff

BoJack Horseman wrote: »

Posters are supposed to back up claims with a link.

or Pics or GTFO :eek:

PandaPoo

anna080 wrote: »

Not very nice. If you must know she's a stupid old busy body who I wouldn't give the time of day to. I can hear her now having a homophobic rant. Anyway cheers guys, I'll head up now and say I fell asleep.

DONT GO!! you'll regret it instantly

ForstalDave

anna080 wrote: »

Not very nice. If you must know she's a stupid old busy body who I wouldn't give the time of day to. I can hear her now having a homophobic rant. Anyway cheers guys, I'll head up now and say I fell asleep.

Don't forget to mention your lesbian satanic lover roasting marshmallows on a burning bible, she will never call again