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I Killed Him ........

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  • #52
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    Hey, people, leave those bees alone.

    All and all you're just an-other prick in the world.

    Pink flied.

    Are you watching The Wizard of Oz whilst listening to that?


  • #53
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    Hey, people, leave those bees alone.

    All and all you're just an-other prick in the world.

    Pink flied.



    Bastards!!!!!!! Think of the children!!!!!! :eek:


  • #54
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    pappyodaniel wrote: »
    Are you watching The Wizard of Oz whilst listening to that?

    No. I'm watching this, and it's not the wizard of Oz :rolleyes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEY9tcZS_eY


  • #55
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Not A Living Thing
    MadDog76 wrote: »
    So my wife just lets out an almighty scream from the kitchen, I go running in and there's a bee flying around (she's terrified of bees) and she tells me to "get him out!" ......... so I killed him.
    She flips out, she's had a go at me before for killing spiders/mice etc. ......... what is it with this new attitude of not killing vermin and creepy crawlies? :confused:
    They're an uninvited and unwanted "guest" who'd kill YOU without a moments hesitation if they could!
    Ungrateful bitch :mad:


  • #56
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Sam Kade wrote: »
    Ungrateful bitch :mad:

    :D My thoughts exactly!!!
    Of course I didn't actually say that to her ........ for fear I would have joined the bee in the afterlife :eek:


  • #57
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Poll now added


  • #58
    Precious flower
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭Precious flower


    Bees are great and they only attack when they feel threatened or when their hive is in danger. They only have the one stinger/life to use, not like wasps. Wasps are evil.


  • #59
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Where's the option, in the poll, for people?


  • #60
    rubadub
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    Spiders
    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Poll now added
    You forgot burglars & bike thieves...


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  • #61
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Poll now added

    No mosquitoes on the poll :mad:


  • #62
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Like a baby .......... as usual :)

    So you woke up crying several times and pissed yourself twice.


  • #63
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Not A Living Thing
    I wouldn't kill bees, they're doing no harm, or spiders. Always good to have a spider around, he'll take care of a lot of the other creepy crawlies for you :)


  • #64
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    I would never kill a bee. I usually just trap them in a jamjar and release them outside. I tried the same thing with a dog once but unfortunately, during the melee, it perished.


  • #65
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Sydney Itchy Grocer wrote: »
    I would never kill a bee. I usually just trap them in a jamjar and release them outside. I tried the same thing with a dog once but unfortunately, during the melee, it perished.

    Ease off the whacky backy Sydney Itchy Grocer ;)


  • #66
    The_Valeyard
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    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Do not kill bees, we need the lil feckers to help the human race survive.


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  • #67
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Cannot stand whiney princess women with no fcuking backbone, terrified of bloody insects.
    Get over yourself and stop being all damsel-in-distress.
    A bee isn't going to kill you.
    Bees are actually necessary. Tell your wife to man up.


  • #68
    Faith+1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    11 people like to kill bees. FFS!


  • #69
    catallus
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    Not A Living Thing
    16 want to kill spiders :(


  • #70
    Mehaffey1
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    Not A Living Thing
    Wouldn't have a problem killing most creepy crawleys/bees or problem animals. Wasn't sure about wild cats but we have possums living in the back garden and attack and wouldn't hesitate to take them out very freaky animals when they're in heat and howling.


  • #71
    the_monkey
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    Mice
    I generally have the philosophy with insects and flies/bees - don´t annoy me I won't annoy you - except cockroaches and wasps ... those f*ckers DIE!!!!!


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  • #72
    Tony Beetroot
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    fussyonion wrote: »
    Tell your wife to man up.

    She needs to get hard.


  • #73
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    bees are class. my uncle used to keep bees and in the summer they would chill out in the wet area near the garden tap, i used to stroke their backs and they never bat an eyelid, love them!

    spiders though, just kill every last one of the cnuts and let me live a peaceful life :(


  • #74
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    rubadub wrote: »
    You forgot burglars & bike thieves...

    Well that goes without saying ......... sure who would complain about a burglar having a little "accident"? ;)


  • #75
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    No mosquitoes on the poll :mad:

    They're covered by "General Creepy Crawlies" ........ even though they fly!


  • #76
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    So you woke up crying several times and pissed yourself twice.

    Before anybody else posts this joke (again!) please read the thread, it's been done to death :cool:


  • #77
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Well that goes without saying ......... sure who would complain about a burglar having a little "accident"? ;)
    Bad enough they steal your stuff but pissing on the rug is a step too far.


  • #78
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    fussyonion wrote: »
    Cannot stand whiney princess women with no fcuking backbone, terrified of bloody insects.
    Get over yourself and stop being all damsel-in-distress.
    A bee isn't going to kill you.
    Bees are actually necessary. Tell your wife to man up.

    Actually she is highly allergic to bee stings and could, in theory, die from just one sting so ........


  • #79
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Actually she is highly allergic to bee stings and could, in theory, die from just one sting so ........

    Ah give her a peanut ffs.


  • #80
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now! :cool:


  • #81
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    A big roundly fat bee having to struggle and flap its wings at close to the speed of light to move around and pollinate for your benefit in future food production is a dedicated project from the bee. Give the little guys some respect you uneducated Neanderthals.

    A bee won't sting you unless it is on your arm/hand or leg and pressure is put on the bee, then it will sting and die. Would you use your only once-off weapon just for the buzz ? of course not. Don't forget folks as we are probably coming into summer now 'I think' give a tired bee watered sugar, let it pollinate and continue to go about its business to make all the richness of food-stuffs we enjoy each day.

    Or kill them and make your food sh!te.

    Talking about buzzing........... Where did that pollinated bud go.
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now!

    You're just saying that to add effect to a dying thread.


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  • #82
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    A big roundly fat bee having to struggle and flap its wings at close to the speed of light to move around and pollinate for your benefit in future food production is a dedicated project from the bee. Give the little guys some respect you uneducated Neanderthals.

    A bee won't sting you unless it is on your arm/hand or leg and pressure is put on the bee, then it will sting and die. Would you use your only once-off weapon just for the buzz ? of course not. Don't forget folks as we are probably coming into summer now 'I think' give a tired bee watered sugar, let it pollinate and continue to go about its business to make all the richness of food-stuffs we enjoy each day.

    Or kill them and make your food sh!te.

    Talking about buzzing........... Where did that pollinated bud go.



    You're just saying that to add effect to a dying thread.

    Maybe I should tie a thread around a dying bee? :)


  • #83
    Tony Beetroot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 640 ✭✭✭Tony Beetroot


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now! :cool:

    I wish I was as cool as you.


  • #84
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Not A Living Thing
    Killing bees? So OP is literally a buzzkill.

    :) See what I did there? Do u get it?

    Buzz kill, because bees buzz and he killed the bee.


  • #85
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Tony Beetroot wrote: »
    I wish I was as cool as you.

    Never gonna happen :cool:


  • #86
    Gamer Bhoy 89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Oh god, rodents. Anything that size with 4 legs and a slimy tail... ewwww!!!!!


  • #87
    Melisandre121
    Registered Users Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭Melisandre121


    No flies on you OP, eh? EH??




    ... I'll let myself out


  • #88
    Totofan99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭Totofan99


    Melisandre121 wrote: »
    No flies on you OP, eh? EH??




    ... I'll let myself out

    And if there are, they're paying rent!!





    .... I'll join you.


  • #89
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    Just killed another bee!!! Little Mudafu*ker was flying around my son's bedroom ......... he dead now! :cool:

    Cereal Killer (Does Cereal need Pollination) ! ! !


  • #90
    Knit wit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 285 ✭✭Knit wit


    Blue bottles ... I hate them ... Kill them all!


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  • #91
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Knit wit wrote: »
    Blue bottles ... I hate them ... Kill them all!

    I caught this little feller here in the garden an hour ago just for you. It is gorging on a snail I think... Enjoy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YVtYAqVU4k


  • #92
    Mesrine65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,969 ✭✭✭Mesrine65


    Not A Living Thing
    No people in poll, what's up with that?


  • #93
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    No people in poll, what's up with that?

    That's a good point.

    I'd only kill parasites, and ticks.


  • #94
    topper75
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    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    The european wasp and the african wasp mix will be a problem. The wasps we have now are nothing compared to this new wasp. coming soon to a county near you.

    That shower over in Tipperarary deserve it though.


  • #95
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Melisandre121 wrote: »
    No flies on you OP, eh? EH??




    ... I'll let myself out

    :D


  • #96
    Pyr0
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    I wouldn't go saying "it's cruel to kill a spider" or anything like that, I just prefer to put them outside if I can

    I'd be annoyed with someone killing bumble bees as they are harmless and actually contribute a lot to our ecosystem as pollinators


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  • #97
    Heat_Wave
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    Not A Living Thing
    Am I colourblind or are there two of each colour in the pie chart

    How do you differentiate


  • #98
    MadDog76
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    Wild Cats (If Intimidating You On Your Property)
    Heat_Wave wrote: »
    Am I colourblind or are there two of each colour in the pie chart

    How do you differentiate

    By reading the words?


  • #99
    Heat_Wave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Heat_Wave


    Not A Living Thing
    MadDog76 wrote: »
    By reading the words?

    I see there are 'numbers' now


  • #100
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,519 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Nice to see the bees are getting a bit of a break, but those wild cats, hanging about your property threatening to firebomb you for looking at them sideway! Pure scum the lot of them.


  • #101
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    This is the Bee song. B-Chord...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAO-3ORSly8


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