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Texting an "escort"

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  • #52
    Bpd or bipolar?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Bpd or bipolar?


    Custardpi wrote: »
    I wonder has the OP considered the radical approach of actually talking to her OH & getting his side of the story. Might work out better than being led by the pitchfork wielding mob here.

    Yea at least give him the opportunity to fill you with lame excuses


  • #53
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Yea at least give him the opportunity to fill you with lame excuses
    Yup.
    She can read a book for fiction.

    Get rid.


  • #54
    Rikand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,512 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    PARlance wrote: »
    Tell him to change their name in his phone to "Vodafone Roaming" and you'll be less likely to click into those messages.

    ... speaking from experience


  • #55
    Bpd or bipolar?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Bpd or bipolar?


    silverfeather wrote: »
    Yup.
    She can read a book for fiction.

    Get rid.

    My exes excuse was
    Apparently he thought it was a friends number He got off another friend,he rang it nine times one night when he stayed away from home
    I rang his friend who apparently gave him the number and he knew nothing about it..
    Caught by the balls lol
    Sad part is he didn't even get the ride that night as I contacted her and she doesn't work after 9pm(he was ringing her from 1am )haha


  • #56
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Yea at least give him the opportunity to fill you with lame excuses

    Or he might be honest & upfront about what was lacking in the physical aspect of their relationship that drove him to contact an escort. A full & frank discussion of such matters might actually breathe a new spark of life into their relationship. Even if it doesn't & she decides to end things with him, she will at least have identified her mistakes & learn from them going forward.


  • #57
    nokia69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭nokia69


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Sad part is he didn't even get the ride that night as I contacted her and she doesn't work after 9pm(he was ringing her from 1am )haha

    he may have been trying to make booking for the next day, its always better to book ahead



    So I'm told!


  • #58
    MarkAnthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭MarkAnthony


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Or he might be honest & upfront about what was lacking in the physical aspect of their relationship that drove him to contact an escort. A full & frank discussion of such matters might actually breathe a new spark of life into their relationship. Even if it doesn't & she decides to end things with him, she will at least have identified her mistakes & learn from them going forward.

    Funniest post so far!


  • #59
    Bpd or bipolar?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Bpd or bipolar?


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Or he might be honest & upfront about what was lacking in the physical aspect of their relationship that drove him to contact an escort. A full & frank discussion of such matters might actually breathe a new spark of life into their relationship. Even if it doesn't & she decides to end things with him, she will at least have identified her mistakes & learn from them going forward.

    Her mistakes???
    Oh please let's not go blaming the woman when a coward decides to go elsewhere to get a bit!
    If he's having sex with hookers get rid asap!!! No excuses,no talking no working things out!
    He's put her health at risk and is a selfish excuse for a human being ...end of!!


  • #60
    Bpd or bipolar?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Bpd or bipolar?


    MarkAnthony wrote: »
    Funniest post so far!

    Agreed!


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  • #61
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Rikand wrote: »
    ... speaking from experience

    I've been screwed by roaming charges but never texted a hooker ;)


  • #62
    MarkAnthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭MarkAnthony


    TBH getting an STI from an escort is pretty unlikely; certainly no more likely than picking one up from a young 'lady' in Coppers.



    So I'm told!


  • #63
    Bpd or bipolar?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Bpd or bipolar?


    nokia69 wrote: »
    he may have been trying to make booking for the next day, its always better to book ahead



    So I'm told!

    No he was home next morning at 8. He obviously shoulda researched her working schedule better.. Haha


  • #64
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Her mistakes???
    Oh please let's not go blaming the woman when a coward decides to go elsewhere to get a bit!
    If he's having sex with hookers get rid asap!!! No excuses,no talking no working things out!
    He's put her health at risk and is a selfish excuse for a human being ...end of!!

    Maybe she couldn't satisfy him. Can't blame him for going elsewhere if that's the case.


  • #65
    Bpd or bipolar?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Bpd or bipolar?


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Maybe she couldn't satisfy him. Can't blame him for going elsewhere if that's the case.

    Well that's not always the case..some folk are just cheating dogs


  • #66
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    No he was home next morning at 8. He obviously shoulda researched her working schedule better.. Haha

    Maybe she just lied to her, escorts are good at lying.

    So I'm told


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  • #67
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Time to Spruce Bringfield up the oul love life op.

    Get some sassy undergardments, a nice bottle of scotch, stick on Britney Spears 'hit me baby one more time' video and hope for the best.


  • #68
    Custardpi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,807 ✭✭✭Custardpi


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Maybe she couldn't satisfy him. Can't blame him for going elsewhere if that's the case.

    Exactly, very judgemental lot on here. No concern for the poor chap's physical or emotional needs at all.


  • #69
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Well that's not always the case..some folk are just cheating dogs

    Sometimes a man is given a Milky Way when what he really wants is a Yorkie bar.


  • #70
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    Custardpi wrote: »
    Exactly, very judgemental lot on here. No concern for the poor chap's physical or emotional needs at all.
    nope..


  • #71
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Well that's not always the case..some folk are just cheating dogs

    You've been hurt, haven't you?

    Tell us all about your pain.


    Not!
    (Classic 90's use of the word 'not' for purposes of sarcasm)


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  • #72
    silverfeather
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,154 ✭✭✭silverfeather


    Bambi wrote: »
    Maybe she just lied to her, escorts are good at lying.

    So I'm told
    I'll bet they are.


  • #73
    Bpd or bipolar?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭Bpd or bipolar?


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Sometimes a man is given a Milky Way when what he really wants is a Yorkie bar.

    Well then the man needs to leave the Milky Way alone and go have all the yorkie bars he wants.. Can't have both cause that's just greedy


  • #74
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Sometimes a man is given a Milky Way when what he really wants is a Yorkie bar.

    You saying this escort is a tranny?


    An escort transit that is


  • #75
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,511 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Sometimes a man is given a Milky Way when what he really wants is a Yorkie bar.

    Just as long as he doesn't want the Milky Bar Ki....


  • #76
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    silverfeather wrote: »
    I'll bet they are.

    Quite frankly this judgmental, discriminatory tone towards escorts is shameful


  • #77
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,928 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Well then the man needs to leave the Milky Way alone and go have all the yorkie bars he wants.. Can't have both cause that's just greedy

    You've never had a milky way/ yorkie bar milkshake then.
    Deeeeeeeelish.


  • #78
    wadk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭wadk


    If he says it was a sports injury and looking for a massage give him the boot


    If she was less than 70 for 30 mins give him the boot

    Decent escorts cost 90 for 30 mins


    So I'm made believe


  • #79
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Bpd or bipolar? wrote: »
    Well then the man needs to leave the Milky Way alone and go have all the yorkie bars he wants.. Can't have both cause that's just greedy

    Has anyone dangled a chocolate bunny before you, and even though they have TWO; not given you any?

    Happens more frequently than some people care to admit. That's why some people eat the Yorkies.


  • #80
    Tombi!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    mod: After Hours really isn't the place for this. I'm locking it because of that
    OP, try here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1174
    Do note that they have a different charter to the one here.
    Their charter is here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057235143


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