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What led to your sexual awakening?

  • 31-05-2015 9:49pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭


    We've all had one. The first chub caused by a nice lady on screen, maybe a teacher in school. Not sure what the female equivalent is.

    I just mentioned it in another thread but I think mine was Kirsten Dunst in the rain in Spiderman 1.1, way back when it was a new thing.

    What about everyone else? Be honest :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    <--- Retro mod. :D Kays catalogue or Family Album.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Harriet Makepeace


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Chloris


    I just mentioned it in another thread but I think mine was Kirsten Dunst in the rain in Spiderman 1.1, way back when it was a new thing.
    Haha, love it - I saw your reawakening just a moment ago in the thread about the guy getting kicked out of the company he founded.

    This one is too embarrassing to disclose for me, really.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    All girl boarding school, all staff middle aged. Until the new maths teacher.

    My interest in quadratic equations still lingers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,462 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Aunt Maura's big fat ass.

    ooohh that big fat ass .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,560 ✭✭✭porsche boy


    Penny's lingerie dept pictures of ladies in lingerie.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    We've all had one. The first chub caused by a nice lady on screen, maybe a teacher in school. Not sure what the female equivalent is.

    I just mentioned it in another thread but I think mine was Kirsten Dunst in the rain in Spiderman 1.1, way back when it was a new thing.

    What about everyone else? Be honest :D

    Dirty Christina Aguelira video.never really paid much heed to women and their arses before that.i remember the entire class of lads in me school banging on about it the day after it previewed on the box.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭222233


    I think it was my first kiss.. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Penny's lingerie dept pictures of ladies in lingerie.

    I did sneak a look at the littlewoods catalogue myself.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    My mother's ample bosom.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    Kylie Minogue. My jaw hit the floor watching her videos on TV even aged 7. What a fantastic creature.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,052 ✭✭✭Un Croissant


    Kylie Minogue. My jaw hit the floor watching her videos on TV even aged 7. What a fantastic creature.

    I really did miss the Kylie boat :/ not feeling it at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,546 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Sally O'Brien and the way she might look at you......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,312 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    In this thread: I realise I'm old.
    Thank god for Ruu


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    Debbie Does Dallas


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,428 ✭✭✭Talib Fiasco


    I really did miss the Kylie boat :/ not feeling it at all.

    How ironic that it was her video "Love At First Sight" was the one that did it for me :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Cienciano wrote: »
    In this thread: I realise I'm old.
    Thank god for Ruu

    I'm prob older :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Auldloon


    Father O leary's massive tool. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 15 no.panic neva.panic


    Kaoma, Lambada - the whole thing. The colours, the in-your-face asses, the rhythm, the movement, the violence... woke me up in the most unusually pleasant way. I was 12 :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 39,606 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    My secondary school science teacher and her, erm... credentials.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,301 ✭✭✭Supergurrier


    Kylie Minogue here too.

    Some video with Jason Donovan or somesuch

    Ahh the 90's


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 746 ✭✭✭Starokan


    My mother's ample bosom.

    :eek:


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd say attractive teachers make up a substantial number of first interests.

    Although catalogues seem to have a special place in the hearts (and pants) of some posters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭ThinkProgress


    It was a combination of the tomb raider video game and my geography teacher. (who looked a lot like lara croft) lol

    Geography teacher was more fun though! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭fatherted1969


    Can't believe no one mentioned True Detective magazines yet :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Candie wrote: »
    I'd say attractive teachers make up a substantial number of first interests.

    Although catalogues seem to have a special place in the hearts (and pants) of some posters.

    You can't beat the teacher fantasy.....tho you can 'beat off' to it :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,601 ✭✭✭cerastes


    It was a combination of the tomb raider video game and my geography teacher. (who looked a lot like lara croft) lol

    Geography teacher was more fun though! ;)
    Jesusss I was in the wrong schools


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Chloris


    Kaoma, Lambada - the whole thing. The colours, the in-your-face asses, the rhythm, the movement, the violence... woke me up in the most unusually pleasant way. I was 12
    Just watched it. Intriguing. I see it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,305 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Family Album as well


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Axel Lamp


    National Geographic. Jaysus those Amazonian tribes....


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,806 ✭✭✭CFlat


    I was on a school tour back in the early 80s and fell for this beautiiful Galway girl and she gave me my first real kiss. It was slobery and awkward but damn was it good. I will never forget it.

    In magazines it was probably Linda Lusardi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,333 ✭✭✭tampopo


    Heike Dreschler in her prime.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Candie wrote: »
    I'd say attractive teachers make up a substantial number of first interests.

    Although catalogues seem to have a special place in the hearts (and pants) of some posters.

    All the way up through school (all boys) we had nothing but middle aged men teaching us.a young one who looked like the back of a bus god bless her came into teach us cspe for a few weeks and you could have cut the sexual tension with a knife.we couldn't have dealt with a hot teacher.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sally O'Brien and the way she might look at you......


    Ah yes i think twas the pint of harp for me :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,147 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    The pink Power Ranger.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Lau2976


    Vanilla ice.

    Ice Ice Baby still gives me chills.


  • Registered Users Posts: 402 ✭✭drdidlittle


    Kylie Minogue here too.

    Some video with Jason Donovan or somesuch

    Ahh the 90's

    Better the devil you know video.......aaagggghhhhh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    Anyone mentioned Sabrina's video for Boys yet?

    80s Ireland didn't know what hit it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    Better the devil you know video.......aaagggghhhhh

    Spinning around.Christ!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Daisy78


    Home and Away:D

    School = nuns, slim pickins for any real life crushin.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭doolox


    ...on the Kenny Everett show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Kim Basinger as Vicki Vale in Tim Burton's 'Batman'. Holy sheeit.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,951 ✭✭✭frostyjacks


    Jet from Gladiators


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Anyone remember Chips on tv..Punch was a hottie:)


  • Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭mark26ireland


    Missus Doyle in Father Ted.......


  • Registered Users Posts: 57 ✭✭joollyparo


    After watching an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 NotMyUsualName


    A shower unit in my local hardware shop window, the woman on the box was stunning and the shower head was strategically placed so as to leave the rest to the imagination. I even remember Polyanna was the name on the box mmmmm :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,487 ✭✭✭Right Turn Clyde


    Max Power Magazine gave their name to a crappy Playstation game years ago, and as promotion one of the gaming magazines had a fold-out poster of a model lying across a pink sports car. I was quite young at the time. I was getting erections and knew about sex, but I'd never heard of masturbating or anything like that. Anyway, I remember opening up the magazine, taking out the demo disc (remember them?) and then seeing the poster. I immediately pulled down my pants and started ****, finishing up some time later with a yelp and a shudder. That was my sexual awakening. Grim, quick and on my own. Some things never change.


  • Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    Gail "The Scarecrow" Platt out of Coronation Street


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