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Mike Guide 69

Back to "woof justice"

ButtersSuki

Jaysus Joe, give it a rest.

SEPT 23 1989

And what did the ISPCA do exactly

nothing?

Fujitsu10

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Not be surprised if he'd told him to his face he was a spoofer.

If we could get Eamon Dunphy to call him a "spoofer" it would make my day...

constitutionus

oh here was i the only one earlier on that heard the ad for the lotto that funds helper dogs and spent the run up thinking "DONT tell me henrys paid for ad space !"

PauloMN

constitutionus wrote: »

coin ?

mine wont take fupping cash. ya gotta use the poxy machines and god help ya if theyre banjaxed.

Same as mine. but at least the machines take notes, they don't take coins.

Being the anti-social fcuker that I am, I quite like the machines. Don't know why they can't put one in with a coin counter though.

neris

aw poor joes a little confused and cant read english

Flukey

Mike Guide 69 wrote: »

Back to "woof justice"

Any more of that and you'll be neutered, stuck in a kennel and not let out until the next Funny Friday.

Dan Jaman

constitutionus wrote: »

oh here was i the only one earlier on that heard the ad for the lotto that funds helper dogs and spent the run up thinking "DONT tell me henrys paid for ad space !"

Not the only one.
I was waiting for the end, in wonderment at the man's brass neck, if it was the case.

djemba djemba

Take the M50 up to Dundalk...good thing Joe isnt a sat nav

Red Fred

neris wrote: »

aw poor joes a little confused and cant read english

Needs one of his researchers to translate it to Dublinese.

neris

joe thinks that this will be an official complaint to the ispca and the man should go act straight away

Atlantic Dawn

Both "unwell", explain please.

lazygal

Speech and language therapy, so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Feck this....see you tomorrow...maybe.

djemba djemba

Was she a junkie or genuinely unwell

neris

djemba djemba wrote: »

Take the M50 up to Dundalk...good thing Joe isnt a sat nav

and keep driving straight past

BarryD

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Not the only one.
I was waiting for the end, in wonderment at the man's brass neck, if it was the case.

Well you know what they say, 'every dog has his day' and the bit of publicity might be good in the long run etc.

.. but talk about flogging a dead horse

Flukey

djemba djemba wrote: »

Take the M50 up to Dundalk...good thing Joe isnt a sat nav

Well he was lost in Ballyfermot a bit earlier, so his sat-nav must be on the blink.

Atlantic Dawn

Joe doesn't understand that dogs don't speak and don't understand being asked to do things.

Flukey

BarryD wrote: »

Well you know what they say, 'every dog has his day' and the bit of publicity might be good in the long run etc.

.. but talk about flogging a dead horse

Every dog has his day, but some topics get a week.

neris

good man joe now henry knows someones calling out to him to check up on him. bet henry wont be home

Hamilcar

Sometimes it's bleedin obvious that you will never be capable of performing a task.......................... Now with regard to the dogs.........

neris

BarryD wrote: »

flogging a dead horse

that,ll be next weeks topic when barry from darndale tells joe how he was flogged a dead horse by a man in a ford transit in a carpark at 1130pm

Mike Guide 69

So the little piggy went home..............au revoir!!!!

Dan Jaman

Pity he has to accept calls before 3 o'clock.

Red Fred

Joe only accepts (large denomination) notes after 3.

Flukey

neris wrote: »

that,ll be next weeks topic when barry from darndale tells joe how he was flogged a dead horse by a man in a ford transit in a carpark at 1130pm

A Henry Ford Transit no less.

snubbleste

Did you hear yer one from the SPCA? He slipped the term 'neutering bitches' so casually into the conversation. I burst out laughing at that, dunno why.

thecretinhop

Lol i was driving home and they mentioned rats so much it reminded me of rats in paths to freedom watching it now

Dan Jaman

snubbleste wrote: »

Did you hear yer one from the SPCA? He slipped the term 'neutering bitches' so casually into the conversation. I burst out laughing at that, dunno why.

One that got me was his mention of someone having a house with half-a-dozen un-neutered bitches, and I wondered where he'd met my ex-neighbour and his charming wife and offspring.

hullaballoo

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