Teenager took selfies while she had sex with dog.

Banjo String

Eat up, you're at your granmas house.

Don't know if I should laugh or vomit.

A teenager has reportedly admitted taking selfies as she had sex with a dog in her grandma's house.

Ashley Miller is said to have told police how she coaxed her pet dog, a pit bull called 2-face, into performing a sex act on her between 30 and 40 times over the past five years.

Officers have also indicated she admitted to making her previous dog, a pit bull-Rottweiler cross named Scarface, perform oral sex on her.

Miller, from Bradenton, Florida, has been charged with two counts of sexual activities involving animals after police discovered the vile images on her mobile phone.

According to documents obtained by the Smoking Gun, she told officers that 2-face lives at her grandma's house, also in Bradenton, a city in Manatee County.

Whenever she wanted to have sex with the dog, she would lock herself in a bedroom, take off her underwear and beckon the dog over, reports the New York Daily News.

Bet she wished it was called 2 dick.

At least no animals were injured.

A vet has indicated that 2-face showed no sign of injury when she checked her out.

WTF

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teenager-took-selfies-sex-dog-5904281?ICID=FB_mirror_main

everlast75

What an embarrassment...

For the pit bull!

darkpagandeath

That's Ruff......

frash

She must be barking mad!

IrishTrajan

Ah, innocent, puppy love.

Gatling

Horses for courses

frostyjacks

I couldn't tell which was the dog and which was the girl.

gazzamc

everlast75 wrote: »

What an embarrassment...

For the pit bull!

Which one?

The_Valeyard

Was it doggy style?


On a serious note though, the poor dog, no animal should be subjected to that.

Uncle Ben

Doggy Style. Nothing like it.

alchemist33

Pics or GT--



No, wait, best not to...

Uncle Ben

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Was it doggy style?

Snap!!

The Dark Side

Dog Pun

Banjo String

everlast75 wrote: »

What an embarrassment...

For the pit bull!

2 face looked quite pleased with itself from the article.

IrishTrajan

Gatling wrote: »

Horses for courses

Don't be so barking mad.

The_Valeyard

Uncle Ben wrote: »

Snap!!

Ha! Id say there were a few people thinking the same idea!

tastyt

Give a dog a boner

NachoBusiness

If I may channel Bill Hicks for a second:

And I'm not getting laid!

SEPT 23 1989

I hope he had his nails clipped

osarusan

The expression 'like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle' has never been so apt.

.Henry Sellers.

That's one sick puppy.

If she is a teenager, then I thought she couldn't be named for legal reasons?

Harry Palmr

Florida? Should we be surprised?

NachoBusiness

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Florida? Should we be surprised?

Ah come on..

Europe is the capital of bestiality, always has been. Could be wrong but I think it's still legal in countries like Denmark, where live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.

zl1whqvjs75cdy

Can't believe she was stupid enough to get collared for that.

mikom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGC7NbAPOmI

Galwayguy35

The dog must prefer personality over looks.

SEPT 23 1989

NachoBusiness wrote: »

live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.

only a reality in that twisted mind of yours

Samaris

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Ah come on..

Europe is the capital of bestiality, always has been. Could be wrong but I think it's still legal in countries like Denmark, where live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.

Not sure an entire -continent-* can be a capital of bestiality (or really, anything else), but that aside - Denmark has actually made bestiality illegal for fear of sex tourism Or possibly they're in the process of; I did see a minor story about it recently anyway.

Edit: *OK, not quite a continent, but a large group of politically-connected countries.

SeanW

Don't be so dogmatic ...

buck65

Dog eats pussy

TheLastMohican

Dog taken away by ASPCA and is undergoing therapy

anncoates

You just know when they found that picture of the dog in the article, looking tired, happy and somewhat sheepish, they high-fived each other in the office.

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5904567.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/dog.jpg

Greenmachine

What a crazy cat. Girl must have some serious issues. Turning this into an international news story, is on the low side. Believe this happened in the US.

God love her.

Her life, her looks etc. are being dismantled on the www.

CardBordWindow

That dog has lower standards than I do!

NachoBusiness

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Could be wrong but I think it's still legal in countries like Denmark, where live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

only a reality in that twisted mind of yours

MOD NOTE: There are some NSFW images in #1

Oh really.. (1, 2).

Steps taken this year to put an end to them.

But sure thanks for dropping by.

eamonnq

Banjo String wrote: »

2 face looked quite pleased with itself from the article.

The pic is not the actual dog.

They should do that with all articles, 'a man similar to the one in this image'.

hatrickpatrick

I have to ask how a human could attempt to mate with a dog as muscular as a pitbull (of any kind) and not get seriously injured. How much do they weigh? Neighbour of mine has one and he literally looks like a dog who spends more time in the gym than I do

Medusa22

That girl obviously has some deeper issues and I do feel sorry for her because she is in the public eye now, for something so humiliating. However, this is animal abuse and she should be tried in court, an animal cannot consent to sexual acts with a human being.

hatrickpatrick

eamonnq wrote: »

The pic is not the actual dog.

They should do that with all articles, 'a man similar to the one in this image'.

Victor Garber stock photos for all Enda Kenny related stories

That picture of him gazing sadly at the clock while the titanic goes down would be fairly appropriate for many political scenarios

NachoBusiness

NachoBusiness wrote: »

MOD NOTE: There are some NSFW images in #1

Oh really.. (1, 2).

Steps taken this year to put an end to them.

But sure thanks for dropping by.

You should really put nsfw tags on that, I feel quite sick after the briefest glimpse.

hatrickpatrick

Medusa22 wrote: »

That girl obviously has some deeper issues and I do feel sorry for her because she is in the public eye now, for something so humiliating.

Surprised this card didn't get played earlier in the thread.
I will resist the urge to engage in the obvious debate here :rolleyes:

NachoBusiness

Medusa22 wrote: »

..an animal cannot consent to sexual acts with a human being.

One woof for yes, two for no. It's certainly possibly.

Mr.McLovin

wuff justice

somesoldiers

The old pork chop in the knickers, that's how they train them I've heard

retro:electro

This is disgusting what a disturbed girl. How did this come to be revealed though? The cops found the images on her phone but why did they have her phone in the first place?

Gatling

If she's happy to take her pet love to another level that's all that counts .
Court date and conviction is a complete waste of time and money.
At worse it upsets "normal people's sense of morals "

I get the feeling that this is more popular than most reliease

Dozen Wicked Words

A premier league (I think) footballer filmed his girlfriend and their dog doing the same thing, fairly recently too, can't think of footballers name though, think if you trawl through the soccer humour thread there will be a reference to it, probably with John Terry photoshopped in it.

Dog was called muffy. (May not be true)

Harry Palmr

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Ah come on..

Europe is the capital of bestiality, always has been. Could be wrong but I think it's still legal in countries like Denmark, where live sex shows with animals and animal brothels have be known to have operated.

The Danes took a very brave/foolish decision in the giddy atmosphere of 1968/1969 to abolish all censorship and until 1980 that remained the case when paedophilia images were outlawed which meant stuff that would have you locked up almost anywhere else was freely available.

The_Valeyard

anna080 wrote: »

This is disgusting what a disturbed girl. How did this come to be revealed though? The cops found the images on her phone but why did they have her phone in the first place?

They were investigating a sex battery charge/case