Things you can tell...

u_c_thesecond

So im sitting here - 10.45 on a friday night with a glass of wine- and my fiance is asleep on the couch beside me. Now i know for a fact i can mess with him and wont wake him. I can scribble on him with marker... shove jellies up his nose.. and he wont budge... and how do i know this?

Because when hes in a deep sleep he sleeps with his mouth open...

Which got me thinking...

I can tell when my niece is lying cos she stutters
I can tell when my sister is drunk cos her eyes get watery
I can tell when my dad is angry cos his neck gets very red

So what things can you tell just by a persons body reactions??

The Backwards Man

I can tell a lady isn't all that interested in me by the way her legs are moving.

Samaris

If I see someone typing a lot, I can generally get a decent idea if they're male or female. If I know them well, I can tell by how they type if they're angry or upset.

Sheep Lover

I can tell when anyone is drunk when they are in a buckle on the street and vomiting their half disgusted taco chips down their top.

PARlance

I'm fairly decent at telling someone's sex.

fussyonion

I can tell if someone's gay.

ChunkyLover54

Samaris wrote: »

If I see someone typing a lot, I can generally get a decent idea if they're male or female. If I know them well, I can tell by how they type if they're angry or upset.

I can usually tell someones gender by their appearance and the way they dress. I call it my SexDar.

ChunkyLover54

I can tell if someone is lying because their nose grows longer.

Similarly, I can tell when someone has been smoking because they've just turned into a donkey.

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

I can usually tell someones gender by their appearance and the way they dress. I call it my SexDar.

Does it get into trouble with drag queens?

Sheep Lover

I can tell if a man has an erection just by groping his groin area.

LETHAL LADY

I can tell a Wella woman by the way she wears her hair.

u_c_thesecond

Sheep Lover wrote: »

I can tell if a man has an erection just by groping his groin area.

i knew someone would say that

PARlance

I can tell the time just by looking at someone's watch (or phone).

I can tell it's raining when I'm outside.

ChunkyLover54

Deleted User wrote: »

Does it get into trouble with drag queens?

It did fail me once and...eh, I don't want to talk about it

Samaris

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

I can usually tell someones gender by their appearance and the way they dress. I call it my SexDar.

! You got what I meant!

ChunkyLover54

ChunkyLover54 wrote: »

It did fail me once and...eh, I don't want to talk about it

See. Now you have to tell us.

Turtyturd

I can tell which posters are fond of thanks.

Wang King

I can tell which threads will be enriched by my contribution to them.......this isn't one of them

PARlance

Turtyturd wrote: »

I can tell which posters are fond of thanks.

^^^^
Best form of fishing.

Turtyturd

Turtyturd wrote: »

I can tell which posters are fond of thanks.

Gwan and tell us who.

I can tell when something is ironic, because I've got 10,000 spoons, when I wanted a knife in the first place.

PizzamanIRL

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

So im sitting here - 10.45 on a friday night with a glass of wine- and my fiance is asleep on the couch beside me. Now i know for a fact i can mess with him and wont wake him. I can scribble on him with marker... shove jellies up his nose.. and he wont budge... and how do i know this?

Because when hes in a deep sleep he sleeps with his mouth open...

Which got me thinking...

I can tell when my niece is lying cos she stutters
I can tell when my sister is drunk cos her eyes get watery
I can tell when my dad is angry cos his neck gets very red

So what things can you tell just by a persons body reactions??

I can tell your fiancé whenever I see him.

Aidric

If a bird's first question is 'how much money do you earn' I can tell she is a keeper.

u_c_thesecond

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I can tell your fiancé whenever I see him.

he knows

NicoleW85

I can read social awkwardness in group settings like you wouldn't believe. I wish I couldn't - it can be really uncomfortable!! It's like I'm sensitive to tension or somethin - I see looks when they think nobody's watching, false smiles etc.
Maybe that's called 'being a woman' haha. Or reading too much into things

Capt'n Midnight

Aidric wrote: »

If a bird's first question is 'how much money do you earn' I can tell she is a keeper.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is a great house keeper. Divorced seven times. And she's always kept the house.

uch

I can tell stories

IvaBigWun

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

So im sitting here - 10.45 on a friday night with a glass of wine- and my fiance is asleep on the couch beside me. Now i know for a fact i can mess with him and wont wake him. I can scribble on him with marker... shove jellies up his nose.. and he wont budge... and how do i know this?

Because when hes in a deep sleep he sleeps with his mouth open...


So what things can you tell just by a persons body reactions??

I can tell my girlfriend is certifiable if she sticks jellies up my nose.

I can tell what time it is by how drunk I feel

K.Flyer

I can tell you that I should be asleep when I'm not.

IvaBigWun

Deleted User wrote: »

I can tell what time it is by how drunk I feel

How many holdings up am I fingers?

diomed

I can tell if someone has a good hand at poker.

efb

I can tell when I'm awake

Jesus Wept

I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.

semionova

Maybe not at first sight. But between a kind person and a not so kind person.

Specialun

I cant tell when somebody is smiling or not just by looking at them

NicoleW85

Oh! I can also tell when my husband's been to the toilet cos the bathroom smells like a slurry tanker exploded...

harry Bailey esq

The Rodgers wrote: »

I can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter.

No you don't,nobody does :mad:

LDN_Irish

I can tell whether she's born with it or if it's maybelline.

the evasion_kid

During a conversation I can tell what a person is going to say next most of the time

Wang King

the evasion_kid wrote: »

During a conversation I can tell what a person is going to say next most of the time

Well if its a woman, they'll always say "no" to you... We can all tell that

Gwynplaine

fussyonion wrote: »

I can tell if someone's gay.

I can too.
Robbie Williams and Lewis Hamilton spring to mind.

Cee-Jay-Cee

I can tell when my wife is angry with me by the silence and peace in the room.

Wang King

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

I can tell when my wife is angry with me by the silence and peace in the room.

That's the one thing all husbands can tell