Soften his cough.

Boring username

LOL at all the butthurt stoners and their passive aggression :P

Vowel Movement

Getting back to nature, a bag of weed....... Its a sign Aongus dust off that bong

catallus

Boring username wrote: »

LOL at all the butthurt stoners and their passive aggression :P

Very true.

Those who wallow in the mire prefer not to see the stars.

Herpes Cineplex

OP needs a good ride by the sounds of it.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Chap needs guidance, If I were you I'd invite him to spend some time with you in Frankfurt. Maybe you could pull a few strings and get him a job in your firms IT department.

As your brother is unlikely to be able to afford a donation to the worthy cause Aongus, why don't you suggest he do some gardening for your parents? Trade weed for weeds, as it were.

everdead.ie

Candie wrote: »

As your brother is unlikely to be able to afford a donation to the worthy cause Aongus, why don't you suggest he do some gardening for your parents? Trade weed for weeds, as it were.

Better yet replace the weed with weeds and laugh and watch as he thinks he gets high just like people who think they are getting "buzzed" before realising they are drinking non alcoholic beer!:P

rottie 11

Op don't be a dickhead and leave his weed where it is. It's not your choice what your brother does yano

Hans Bricks

Aongus you're beginning to grow on some us.

bb1234567

professore wrote: »

Some people can't bear to see others enjoying themselves.

She/he seems like a responsible sibling, their brother is in their 30's and seems to only care about weed and drinking with the lads, he/she will be doing him a favour

Aongus Von Bismarck

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Chap needs guidance, If I were you I'd invite him to spend some time with you in Frankfurt. Maybe you could pull a few strings and get him a job in your firms IT department.

In fairness, he does have the uniform ready to go - converse runners, combat pants, hoody. He's also spectacularly belligerent and hasn't got a clue what he is talking about.

I wouldn't fancy him staying at the apartment, even though I have two spare bedrooms. He's very untidy, and is the sort of man who would come back to the place after I've had a long day boasting about he managed to get 3 frozen pizzas and 12 cans of strong lager for €7 in Lidl.

He'll have to make his own way in life.

J Mysterio

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I wouldn't fancy him staying at the apartment, even though I have two spare bedrooms

Specialun

Aongus

Forum legend

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I love you, OP

fleet_admiral

Are you ready for the impending broken arm op?

Realt Dearg Sec

I lold at "for pity's sake". It's the little touches.

And the last post describing an IT guy.

Pinch Flat

Aongus is a total legend, love his posts

whiskeyman

I don't know why your Bro needs drugs with you around.
you'd make anyone high, happy and fantastic!
We love you AVB!

Maximus Alexander

I do think your craftsmanship is improving, but you need to add a dash of something new to the plotlines. We've had the "found someone's weed, what should I do with it?" thread before. Not from you, of course, but it's still derivative.

The_Valeyard

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I do think your craftsmanship is improving, but you need to add a dash of something new to the plotlines. We've had the "found someone's weed, what should I do with it?" thread before. Not from you, of course, but it's still derivative.

Its like a bottle of wine that you know should be good, but it's just missing that something you can't quite put your finger on

J Mysterio

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Its like a bottle of wine that you know should be good, but it's just missing that something you can't quite put your finger on

Je ne sais quoi.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Nothing from the OP in a while. His brother and pals must've returned home from the pub early to discover a magnifying-glass-wielding Aongus rooting through their things before beating the absolute shite out of him.

ComfortKid

Kase CoolS Hall wrote:

Nothing from the OP in a while. His brother and pals must've returned home from the pub early to discover a magnifying-glass-wielding Aongus rooting through their things before beating the absolute ****e out of him.

Hopefully

PARlance

Kase CoolS Hall wrote: »

Nothing from the OP in a while. His brother and pals must've returned home from the pub early to discover a magnifying-glass-wielding Aongus rooting through their things before beating the absolute shite out of him.

He sparked up the weed himself and is currently sipping the night away on some merky tap water... aka Galway Reisling

Egginacup

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I miss my Mother's fry-ups and roast dinners terribly. I also love visiting home - you seem to mistake me not wanting to live there with not wanting to visit it. There's nothing I like more than heading home, playing a game of golf with my Father, watching a hurling match, making him dinner.

I'd suggest that if you find my posts so angering that you use the boards.ie feature to ignore me.




I've had a few difficult weeks to be honest. Just getting some head space, and getting back in touch with nature. I'll be back on the trading floor before you know it. Better than ever.

They still have trading floors? What are you, a Friday morning fishmonger?

Dockets and all?

What exactly do you trade there, Aonghus? Oil? Mafia banking securities? semiconductors that go into cluster munitions?
Because if you are insistent on dumping your brother's weed on principle then you must be the most ethical "trader" in history.

ahnowbrowncow

Egginacup wrote: »

They still have trading floors? What are you, a Friday morning fishmonger?

Dockets and all?

What exactly do you trade there, Aonghus? Oil? Mafia banking securities? semiconductors that go into cluster munitions?
Because if you are insistent on dumping your brother's weed on principle then you must be the most ethical "trader" in history.

I believe he plies his trade on the floors of the cattle mart, the poor chap is a big fan of the Aberdeen Angus but spelt his username completely wrong.

Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!

AVB, I love your posts, I think youre great. You bring a touch of class to the place I must say.

However, if you are actually telling the truth here, then in all seriousness, you need to back off.

Your brother is a grown man, he can live his life as he sees fit. Its really none of your business what he gets up to in his spare time. Of course you want to see him do well in life but maybe hes happy as he is!
I doubt destroying one bag of weed is going to give way to a miraculous change in his behaviour in general anyway.

AH answer: Make a weed sandwich and eat it while he walks in the door from the pub while you wear your mothers dress and the dog licks your balls, or something.

PizzamanIRL

entropi

sugarman wrote: »

Sure why stop there?

Go down to the pub and piss in their pints while youre at it.

Put it in cider...sure that's one way of doing it.

Not a NSA agent

Egginacup wrote: »

Course not.

Aonghus is our resident Walter Mitty who has a sauna in his apartment overlooking the Rhine and drives a BMW 5 series but goes to Galway for R&R.

He's actually a charming soul in a snotty kind of way but he isn't really ...you know...real.

No mention of the BMW, must have left it in Germany and now has to drive the micra around Galway.

Canis Lupus

Egginacup wrote: »

They still have trading floors? What are you, a Friday morning fishmonger?

Dockets and all?

What exactly do you trade there, Aonghus? Oil? Mafia banking securities? semiconductors that go into cluster munitions?
Because if you are insistent on dumping your brother's weed on principle then you must be the most ethical "trader" in history.

He's making it up, the same way you make believe that Russia is not invading the Ukraine so don't get too wound up by him.

kylith

AvB, you need to get the weed to me so I can dispose of it properly. I have a patented system which uses targeted heat and a flammable organic containment system. i'll only charge you E500 as well.

This is great craic

Ush1

Anyone else shocked he longs for fry ups and roast dinners? Uggh, how unhealthy and common.

One eyed Jack

Ush1 wrote: »

Anyone else shocked he longs for fry ups and roast dinners? Uggh, how unhealthy and common.

Ahh it's not really, sure this could well be Aongus

inforfun

Kase CoolS Hall wrote: »

Nothing from the OP in a while. His brother and pals must've returned home from the pub early to discover a magnifying-glass-wielding Aongus rooting through their things before beating the absolute shite out of him.

A man like Aongus has undoubtedly mastered several martial arts from all over the world. Fights end when he gets bored.

Irishcrx

I hear the Westboro Baptist Church is now hiring...you'd fit in there like a glove buddy...

jimgoose

AvB, smoke it yourself. All of it. Then be dancing like a maniac and speaking in tongues when the lads get back, in a manner reminiscent of Cousin Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air that time when he took drugs by accident. That'll fcuk 'em good.

Kirby

Everytime he's refferred to as AvB I'm just picturing the football manager. :P

Mr. CooL ICE

I think we have a new successor to Pighead

Samaris

You need to make butter out of it. You can make some jolly good high-class biscuits from them and eat them in front of him. That'll teach him!

blastman

That's weird...

Son Of A Vidic

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I'll be back on the trading floor before you know it.

Not that there's any wrong with being unemployed, but is trading floor the new slang for signing on?

the_syco

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

By the way OP, if you do take that and get rid of it don't be surprised if himself and his mates beat the ever loving crap out of you...and you're going to force him to donate to charity?

This. And if the OP does report them to the police, they'll never be able to return home without getting the crap kicked out of them.

OP; you sound more of a self-righteous scumbag then them!

ScumLord

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Its like a bottle of wine that you know should be good, but it's just missing that something you can't quite put your finger on

Cocaine, cocaine makes any story better, whether the cocaine is in the story or in your blood stream while you listen to the story.

harry Bailey esq

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Then, with their usual lack of imagination, they decided the best thing to do after a weekend of drinking and drug taking was to head down to the local pub on a Monday evening to drink pints, before smoking marijuana at the side of a river. These men are in their early 30’s for pity's sake!
.

I can think of many worse things to be doing after a weekend of drug fuelled, drunken debauchery.Your brother's reasoning and logic seems perfectly sound and watertight to me. Lighten up friend.

dont bother

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I arrived back in Ireland last Friday for some R&R. I drove from the airport down to Galway, and was pleasantly surprised to find out that my brother had headed off to a festival with a load of his “mates”.

They arrived back this evening, and marched en masse into the house. Firstly, they looked wretched. Sickly and pale. Secondly, they were boasting about how “wrecked” and “f*cked up” they got over the weekend. I was only half listening to their obvious and dull stories about the “mad one” they had gotten up to over the weekend. My interest was piqued though when it emerged that my brother had found a large bag of weed on the ground beside their tent. They told me it was very strong “stuff”, and I should join them in the pub as they’d rolled a few to share afterwards. I politely declined their offer, as I genuinely can’t think of anything else I’d rather less do.

They showed me the bag – it’s about half a sandwich bag filled with very strong smelling dried plant material. Then, with their usual lack of imagination, they decided the best thing to do after a weekend of drinking and drug taking was to head down to the local pub on a Monday evening to drink pints, before smoking marijuana at the side of a river. These men are in their early 30’s for pity's sake!

The bag of weed is in my brother’s backpack. I’ve decided some tough love is in order, so I’m going to destroy the weed. What I want to know is what is the very approximate value of this? I’m going to make my brother make a donation to a charity of my choice – The Barretstown Camp – proportional to the value of the destroyed weed. I’m sick of him taking advantage of my Father’s generosity and living this sort of feckless existence. I don’t intend to visit the police, as he is my brother, and you cannot choose your siblings. He does need to learn a lesson though.

You are a bitter person to actively bother with this type of behaviour.

what business of it to you if they do that? Sad case.

rubadub

Hans Bricks wrote: »

Aongus you're beginning to grow on some us.

yeah, like athlete's foot.

Menas

The one burning question is : What does 'Soften his cough' mean?

anncoates

Menas wrote: »

The one burning question is : What does 'Soften his cough' mean?

That's mad. I was just about to type that