Boards come dine with me

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Deleted User wrote: »

Ahem!

Us "fellas" have been cast aside like yesterday's... cast offs or whatever.

Ayan Alive Roster

Ayan Alive Roster wrote: »

Us "fellas" have been cast aside like yesterday's... cast offs or whatever.

Get away from me, loser.

Fat Christy

Frada and King of the Eyesores!!!

Do I have pick 4?

Candie and, ummm, someone else to fcuk sh*t up. SMASH! Oh and Entropi.

ETA: We can have a wrestling ring as entertainment.

PandaPoo

I've never met Frada but I think we'd get on.

Eh, kfallon because he's hilarious

I don't know after that. I'd be making lamb though, so it's not everyone's cup of tea.

eamonnq

PandaPoo wrote: »

I don't know after that. I'd be making lamb though, so it's not everyone's cup of tea.

Sheeplover maybe ?

mad muffin

Any body is welcome. Just bring a nice Chianti.

TheLastMohican

Can I suggest a menu?

Tripe & Drisheen with flowery spuds and a keg of Murphy's.

OneOfThem

I'll have Gongoozler, Beks101, Electro-bitch, Anonoboy, SteddyEddy, Candie, ColdWarKid, and ehh, Bluewolf, please. Bagsy not cooking.

Fat Christy

OneOfThem wrote: »

I'll have Gongoozler, Beks101, Electro-bitch, Anonoboy, SteddyEddy, Candie, ColdWarKid, and ehh, Bluewolf, please. Bagsy not cooking.

You can't have all of the boardsies!

OneOfThem

Fat Christy wrote: »

You can't have all of the boardsies!

You're not my real mom!

Fat Christy

OneOfThem wrote: »

You're not my real mom!

I already bagged Candie, ya greedy fecker!

If I don't have Candie, there will be no nice boardsies at my dinner. :pac: It'll just be wall to wall b@stards and me in the middle trying to referee them on my own.

Pinch Flat

Hard one to pick, maybe 3 from the cycling forum and 3 from the motoring forum. Could make for a interesting night.

jimgoose

Pinch Flat wrote: »

Hard one to pick, maybe 3 from the cycling forum and 3 from the motoring forum. Could make for a interesting night.

OneOfThem

OneOfThem wrote: »

I'll have Gongoozler, Beks101, Electro-bitch, Anonoboy, SteddyEddy, Candie, ColdWarKid, and ehh, Bluewolf, please. Bagsy not cooking.

Oh, and Jenny Thalia.

And Tasden!

Edit: Ah sure, I love you all, everyone can come, free gaff lads!

failinis

OneOfThem wrote: »

I'll have Gongoozler, Beks101, Electro-bitch, Anonoboy, SteddyEddy, Candie, ColdWarKid, and ehh, Bluewolf, please. Bagsy not cooking.

You must have some table!

Penny Tration

OneOfThem wrote: »

Oh, and Jenny Thalia.

Edit: Ah sure everyone can come, free gaff lads!

I was getting sad thinking nobody liked me

Fat Christy

Jenny Thalia wrote: »

I was getting sad thinking nobody liked me

Are we supposed to be picking boardsies we actually like? :eek:

Oops, I'm doing it wrong.

osarusan

OneOfThem wrote: »

Oh, and Jenny Thalia.

I always thought that if Gongoozler, Beks101, Electro-bitch, Anonoboy, SteddyEddy, Candie, ColdWarKid, and Bluewolf were sitting at the table together, and Jenny Thalia walked in, there'd be a hell of a fight for the last piece of pudding.

steddyeddy

Right I picked a nice table now from some drama. Any poster associated with the Irish socialist party, the boards Irish water rep, a die hard poster from the Christian forum and a transsexual satan worshipper from Boards. That should be lovely.

OneOfThem

failinis wrote: »

You must have some table!

Table..? Well la dee dah, and where will we leave our canes and top hats and diamond tiaras while we sit down to dine may I ask? Bloody hell, no recession in your house.

We'll be feasting from the good trough, like normal people.

IvaBigWun

Specialun wrote: »

Whoever the hot ladies with nice boobs are

Its that simple

SillySausages no longer posts here.

Unfortunately.

Fat Christy

I can't believe no one is bringing me to dinner.

Shower of b@stards! :mad:

jimgoose

Fat Christy wrote: »

I can't believe no one is bringing me to dinner.

Shower of b@stards! :mad:

I'll bring you, beoir. You can have pig-mate and cabbitch, followd by Four-Star tawny port and a rather decent Claret.

tomwaterford

jimgoose wrote: »

I'll bring you, beoir. You can have pig-mate and cabbitch, followd by Four-Star tawny port and a rather decent Claret.

When I read this first I taught you were going feeding her boardsies I never heard of :pac:


I wouldn't inflict my cooking on anyone

osarusan

osarusan wrote: »

I always thought that if Gongoozler, Beks101, Electro-bitch, Anonoboy, SteddyEddy, Candie, ColdWarKid, and Bluewolf were sitting at the table together, and Jenny Thalia walked in, there'd be a hell of a fight for the last piece of pudding.

A fight to the death, and I'd win. I'm small but vicious where puddings are concerned. No surrender.

steddyeddy

Is pudding innuendo?

steddyeddy

steddyeddy wrote: »

Is pudding innuendo?

I hope not! If it is, I'm done for.

beks101

Wibbs for the deep chats about life and philosophy and why Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus
BeardedLady for the drunken craic.
Smash for the LOLZ
And anyone who's ever disagreed with me vehemently on boards over the years for a good aul blazing row at the end of the night.

PM me nudes

I'm waiting until I receive more nudes before I decide.

Fat Christy

PM me nudes wrote: »

I'm waiting until I receive more nudes before I decide.

PM sent.

You won't be sorry, I'm packing all the jelly.

kfallon

"Great host, great entertainment, great night.....BUT......my steak was a tad overdone so that for reason I'm giving her a 6!!!"

You lose 40% cos the steak was a bit overdone :rolleyes:

And I'm not feeding 4 of ye fookers anyway

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

"Great host, great entertainment, great night.....BUT......my steak was a tad overdone so that for reason I'm giving her a 6!!!"

You lose 40% cos the steak was a bit overdone :rolleyes:

And I'm not feeding 4 of ye fookers anyway

I get very upset when people mark low for very trivial reasons, it just seems mean spirited.

I'd have to cook something in the slow cooker, because that makes it hard to screw up, and it would have to be brownies for pudding, because I can make nice ones. I've limited culinary talent.

kfallon

Candie wrote: »

I get very upset when people mark low for very trivial reasons, it just seems mean spirited.

I'd have to cook something in the slow cooker, because that makes it hard to screw up, and it would have to be brownies for pudding, because I can make nice ones. I've limited culinary talent.

Yeah some people just give low marks to boost their own chance of winning!

Ye'd be lucky to get beans on toast off me and no way am I giving up part of me couch of a Wednesday evening either

Reoil

Pighead. He might come in handy in the oven...

El Weirdo

Candie wrote: »

I get very upset when people mark low for very trivial reasons, it just seems mean spirited.

Whoah, whoah, whoah!

An overdone steak is far from fucking trivial.

Menas

El Weirdo wrote: »

Whoah, whoah, whoah!

An overdone steak is far from fucking trivial.

Marriages have ended after one overdone steak too many. Rightfully so too.

El Weirdo

El Weirdo wrote: »

Whoah, whoah, whoah!

An overdone steak is far from fucking trivial.

I'm one of those uncouth philistines who likes a medium done steak.

Go ahead berate me, I've heard it all!

Menas

Candie wrote: »

I'm one of those uncouth philistines who likes a medium done steak.

Go ahead berate me, I've heard it all!

And you have just made my invite list! Medium for me too.

El Weirdo

Candie wrote: »

I'm one of those uncouth philistines who likes a medium done steak.

Go ahead berate me, I've heard it all!

Oh, I'm not a complete steak fascist - I can tolerate people who eat medium steak.

steddyeddy

Candie wrote: »

I'm one of those uncouth philistines who likes a medium done steak.

Go ahead berate me, I've heard it all!

Medium rare for me too Candie.

For the food I give Candie a 8
For fighting over my pudding: A 9

El Weirdo

El Weirdo wrote: »

Oh, I'm not a complete steak fascist - I can tolerate people who eat medium steak.

You get a brownie for tolerance.

steddyeddy

I love fried steak with onions. Then it's allowed to be slightly crisp.

kfallon

Candie wrote: »

You get a brownie for tolerance.

Euphemism?

:P

Cold War Kid

I'll eat steak *kinda* rare (pink bits inside) but no way am I drinking mutha****ing blood.

El Weirdo

Cold War Kid wrote: »

I'll eat steak *kinda* rare (pink bits inside) but no way am I drinking mutha****ing blood.

IT'S NOT BLOOD!!!!!!!111!!ONE!!ELEVEN

Cold War Kid

El Weirdo wrote: »

IT'S NOT BLOOD!!!!!!!111!!ONE!!ELEVEN

/thanks him pretending to know what he means

MathDebater

Cold War Kid wrote: »

I'll eat steak *kinda* rare (pink bits inside) but no way am I drinking mutha****ing blood.

The red juice from a rare steak is myoglobin, not blood. Most of the blood is drained during processing.

El Weirdo

Cold War Kid wrote: »

/thanks him pretending to know what he means

https://en.wikipedia.org/?title=Myoglobin

steddyeddy

steddyeddy wrote: »

I love fried steak with onions. Then it's allowed to be slightly crisp.

I love that. More than chocolate, even.

kfallon wrote: »

Euphemism?

:P

It's never euphemism or innuendo with me, I don't know how!

steddyeddy

Myoglobin is haemoglobin's poor cousin. It's found in muscle and like haemoglobin it binds oxygen. However it doesn't bind oxygen as tightly so the O2 can be released into the muscles quicker. I won't actually talk like this over dinner.