help a gersha out hi

Mightydrumming

Has he much land?

Witchie

Mightydrumming wrote: »

Has he much land?

I asked him about road frontage last night and he was very confused....he asked "road frontage?" and I replied "Aye for grazing like, sure no point flirting with ya if you if you don't have a few acres of the good stuff"....he responded by asking for a picture.

Mightydrumming

Witchie wrote: »

I asked him about road frontage last night and he was very confused....he asked "road frontage?" and I replied "Aye for grazing like, sure no point flirting with ya if you if you don't have a few acres of the good stuff"....he responded by asking for a picture.

You need to shtall the digger pronto girleen

brinty

he mighty have very profitable acreage....
plough on girl

MathDebater

The poor chap is probably more confused than scoobie do with you dropping slang and throwing Irishisms at him left, right and centre. He probably thinks that you're taking the piss out of him. When he responds just bite the bullet and ask him out for a beer or six.

Witchie

He is trying to play me at my own game now...has started texting me from a different number but I know it has to be him.

Mightydrumming

Witchie wrote: »

He is trying to play me at my own game now...has started texting me from a different number but I know it has to be him.

Roughly what age is he?

Witchie

Mightydrumming wrote: »

Roughly what age is he?

Late 30s

Mightydrumming

Witchie wrote: »

Late 30s

Just tell him straight up :pac:

brinty

Witchie wrote: »

He is trying to play me at my own game now...has started texting me from a different number but I know it has to be him.

Maybe it's his Duff????

Witchie

aw its more fun this way. I would say he has twigged it now though.

Witchie

brinty wrote: »

Maybe it's his Duff????

eh?

Mightydrumming

Witchie wrote: »

aw its more fun this way. I would say he has twigged it now though.

Would ya stop, he's loving it sure

brinty

Witchie wrote: »

eh?

Designated ugly fat friend....

Witchie

brinty wrote: »

Designated ugly fat friend....

No that would be me so.....

Generic Dreadhead

So..... why exactly has he not rode ya so yet?

Mightydrumming

Cormac... wrote: »

So..... why exactly has he not rode ya so yet?

Because he has f*ck all land. It's the way to a woman's heart nowadays :rolleyes:

jimgoose

brinty wrote: »

Maybe his phone is off after he woke up in bed with his wife and realized that she spoke hill billy not Oirish???

I had something similar like that years ago. Word to the wise, suffice it to say that "Ward Sister" does not always mean senior nurse.

Witchie

Cormac... wrote: »

So..... why exactly has he not rode ya so yet?

Patience ya boy ya!

brinty

I think you may post a selfie so we can all see what he's missing out on

Witchie

brinty wrote: »

I think you may post a selfie so we can all see what he's missing out on

eh no.

Summer wind

I think the stalking of your prey or the thrill of the chase has gone on long enough. You really need to jump this guys bones now. The sexual tension is only massive:D

Witchie

Sure its only early afternoon here and there is a big storm happening....will text him and tell him am wile afeared of the lightening.

Capt'n Midnight

Misread it as geisha.

How and ever , something something sucking diesel. If asked out for beer make sure you stick to minerals


An don't forget to discretely inquire as to which foot he digs with.

Mightydrumming

Witchie wrote: »

Sure its only early afternoon here and there is a big storm happening....will text him and tell him am wile afeared of the lightening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9PnNW56bp0

lizzyman

Witchie wrote: »

So am stateside at the mo and last time I was here about a month ago my friends introduced me to this incrediblely gorgeous guy they knew. When he heard I was Irish he asked me to speak some more. He told me my accent was giving him a hard on. Then he said "don't tell me you drive stick shift" I replied "of course I do" and he said "I just came in my pants"

We left after that so that was the end of it. Until tonight.

I was back in that bar with my friends and he wasn't there so we decided to play a trick on him. I got his number, rang his phone and left a voice mail in my seductive Monaghan accent (real Monaghan none of your Carrick/Blayney muck mind) asking did he want to come for a ride in my car coz I knew how to drive stick.

Poor guy is texting me flat out for past 2 hours not having a clue who it is.

This is were I need some help...want to keep winding him up but am running out of ideas. Give me what you hot AHers.

Have you ever been an extra on the Hardy Bucks?

Witchie

lizzyman wrote: »

Have you ever been an extra on the Hardy Bucks?

No me accent would be way to nordy for that carry on.

lizzyman

To be fair though, if you use words like 'gersha' you can hardly criticize the accents of someone from Blayney or the other god forsaken hole you mentioned.

mikemac1

Donegal accent.....swoon

Cavan accent.....I'd go for a drink with you surely

Monaghan accent...about as attractive as Ulster football

Witchie

lizzyman wrote: »

To be fair though, if you use words like 'gersha' you can hardly criticize the accents of someone from Blayney or the other god forsaken hole you mentioned.

I used it ironically coz am takin the p**s out of the Oram/Blayney accent....

mikemac1 wrote: »

Donegal accent.....swoon

Cavan accent.....I'd go for a drink with you surely

Monaghan accent...about as attractive as Ulster football

Aw mike ya made a right brose of thon. Surley you meant you would marry me just to hear me scream your name in my nordy twang that is understandable to human ears!

TheLastMohican

Have you been, ah, at the receiving side since you went Stateside Witchie?

Witchie

TheLastMohican wrote: »

Have you been, ah, at the receiving side since you went Stateside Witchie?

A lady doesn't shag and tell..........:D

TheLastMohican

Witchie wrote: »

A lady doesn't shag and tell..........:D

If it's done right you could sound like the squealing pig. Oops, I can't believe I just said that. I guess it was something subliminal on the 9pm news.

Odyssey 2005

My head is sore from reading this. I need tablets.

Mightydrumming

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

My head is sore from reading this. I need tablets.

Strange one all right :pac:

dxhound2005

I thought this thread could benefit from an audio example of the Monaghan accent. But the only thing I could find on Youtube is the South Monaghan version, despised by the OP. A favourite saying round Carrickmearse is "Them shower a fukcs atin in Dundalk". Atin is a word in South Monaghanese.

Witchie

If someone wants to write me a wee script I will record a piece and attach here and you can let me know what you think. I am not overtly Monaghan sounding having lived in Canada and Dublin for some time but still have the gentle northern twang.

Mightydrumming

Witchie wrote: »

If someone wants to write me a wee script I will record a piece and attach here and you can let me know what you think. I am not overtly Monaghan sounding having lived in Canada and Dublin for some time but still have the gentle northern twang.

This is going to be brilliant

Witchie

I hope so!!! I could do a real Monaghan accent, a blayney one hai and my own one. Oh could do me when am doing my oh so serious I'm going to sue your ass and I know what I am talking about one too!

Mightydrumming

Witchie wrote: »

I hope so!!! I could do a real Monaghan accent, a blayney one hai and my own one. Oh could do me when am doing my oh so serious I'm going to sue your ass and I know what I am talking about one too!

Shtick with wee Monaghan accent, you'll have all the boardies frothing :rolleyes:

retro:electro

Witchie never mind these ejits, don't do that!

lulu1

Witchie wrote: »

So am stateside at the mo and last time I was here about a month ago my friends introduced me to this incrediblely gorgeous guy they knew. When he heard I was Irish he asked me to speak some more. He told me my accent was giving him a hard on. Then he said "don't tell me you drive stick shift" I replied "of course I do" and he said "I just came in my pants"

We left after that so that was the end of it. Until tonight.

I was back in that bar with my friends and he wasn't there so we decided to play a trick on him. I got his number, rang his phone and left a voice mail in my seductive Monaghan accent (real Monaghan none of your Carrick/Blayney muck mind) asking did he want to come for a ride in my car coz I knew how to drive stick.

Poor guy is texting me flat out for past 2 hours not having a clue who it is.

This is were I need some help...want to keep winding him up but am running out of ideas. Give me what you hot AHers.

What a load of crap Wishful thinking on your part op

Witchie

lulu1 wrote: »

What a load of crap Wishful thinking on your part op

Nope all true am afraid. 😃

Talib Fiasco

Anyone else still confused as hell by the OP's actions?

Witchie

Talib Fiasco wrote: »

Anyone else still confused as hell by the OP's actions?

It started in the bar where my friend who is friends with the guy gave me is number and told me to ring him to wind him up.

It went to text and I had a laugh confusing and flirting with the guy.

Talib Fiasco

Witchie wrote: »

It started in the bar where my friend who is friends with the guy gave me is number and told me to ring him to wind him up.

It went to text and I had a laugh confusing and flirting with the guy.

Still lost... I thought it started with you thinking he was a lasher and he albeit creepily, thought you were good for it too. OP says he has no clue he is talking to you over text ...lolwhut

lulu1

Witchie wrote: »

It started in the bar where my friend who is friends with the guy gave me is number and told me to ring him to wind him up.

It went to text and I had a laugh confusing and flirting with the guy.

Well whatever rocks your boat I suppose everyone to their own

Mint Aero

Is the OP a bloke? because driving stick shift means gay.

Witchie

Mint Aero wrote: »

Is the OP a bloke? because driving stick shift means gay.

Am female and in the us it also means driving a non automatic car.

Mightydrumming

Crisis averted.... phew!