Mexicans partying late into the night.

IrishWandering

I live in a peaceful area in Beaumont which consists of elderly people and the odd family. For the past week or so, a large group of people who we believe to be Mexicans (considering the fact they celebrated Cinco de Mayo back in May and that they all have Mexican accents) have became louder and louder in playing their fiesta music late into the night. Due to the heat these past few weeks we have no choice but to leave our bedroom windows on summer-lock during the night which results in the wonderful tune filling our ears until about 3-4 in the morning. I don't even know when they moved in, nobody can recall a 'For Sale' sign or any sort of moving trucks, etc at the house it is like they just appeared. Any ideas on what we should do to calm down the late night festivities?

El Guapo!

Get some tequila and join the party, gringo.

LETHAL LADY

Stick a bomb in their piñata....BOOM....that'll learn em.

not yet

Play Danny o Donnell really, really loud...they'll move after the 2nd night.

TheBeardedLady

The auld Mexican accents would be a giveaway alright.

corner of hells

Get yourself a large sombrero, grow a big droopy moustache and start traveling on a donkey . You'll fit right in with the senoritas.

Mint Aero

They're Spanish. Hard to differentiate between the two but bird flue targets Mexicans more so than the Spanish as it was invented for the purpose. So get Bird flu and spread it on their toast, see what happens then we'll know what we're dealing with.

pablo128

Hang around outside their house for a couple of hours wearing a black bomber jacket with 'US BORDER CONTROL' on the back of it. If you have dark sunglasses, put them on too. They should disperse pretty quick.

The Backwards Man

You better go home Mexican revellers
Away from Kilbarron Road
Stop all of your drinking
And let the neighbours get a doze

Sheep Lover

Toss a half burnt sombrero into the front garden. They'll be so horrified that they'll high tail back to Mehecco on their donkays, gringo.

SEPT 23 1989

horny mexican sluts partying in Beaumont you say

Stheno

Call the cops with a noise complaint?

Sir Osis of Liver.

You'll never catch me making fun of Mexicans.

No way, José.

magentis

Taxiiiiiii

blade1

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?
Underlay underlay underlay!

Sunnyisland

Give them a Mexican wave...

Sir Osis of Liver.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

The Backwards Man

Here's some relaxing music to calm you down OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2THtTuBIo

Turtyturd

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You better go home Mexican revellers
Away from Kilbarron Road
Stop all of your drinking
And let the neighbours get a doze

Kilbarron Road is about as much a part of Beaumont as Donegal is.

They are probably adjusting to the time difference OP.

The Backwards Man

Turtyturd wrote: »

Kilbarron Road is about as much a part of Beaumont as Donegal is.

They are probably adjusting to the time difference OP.

It's near the hospital and it sounds like Tannery Row, that's good enough for me, I know nothing about ye Dubs and your townlands, you're all the wan sow's pigs to me.:P

IrishWandering

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Here's some relaxing music to calm you down OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6m2THtTuBIo

Interestingly, that is exactly what they were dancing to at around 10 o'clock.

Collie D

pablo128 wrote: »

Hang around outside their house for a couple of hours wearing a black bomber jacket with 'US BORDER CONTROL' on the back of it. If you have dark sunglasses, put them on too. They should disperse pretty quick.

Pablo knows what he's talking about

IrishWandering

pablo128 wrote: »

Hang around outside their house for a couple of hours wearing a black bomber jacket with 'US BORDER CONTROL' on the back of it. If you have dark sunglasses, put them on too. They should disperse pretty quick.

Perfect, I could probably get myself an outfit off ebay.
I have found two loud speakers that I stopped using due to their broken sound that caused the music to shudder the entire house. I plan on connecting one to my laptop and one to my phone and proceeding to play a series of police sirens.

pjproby

Speedy Gongales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIFgouHdlro

blade1

I used to go out with a Mexican girl who had only one big tooth in the middle of her gum.
Juan-ita!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

What do you call two Mexican firemen?

Jose and Hose B.

bnt

Does the house have an upstairs balcony, perhaps? That's one proven way of stopping a loud late night party. :eek:

Collie D

bnt wrote: »

Does the house have an upstairs balcony, perhaps? That's one proven way of stopping a loud late night party. :eek:

Not funny, dude

Herpes Cineplex

blade1 wrote: »

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?
Underlay underlay underlay!

So bad, I just had to thank it.

Junkyard Tom

Admit it. You too imagined Mexicans around a fire singing loudly and firing guns in the air.

RollieFingers

What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos!

Specialun

When i read fiesta music i got a mental image of a crowd wearing sumbero hats packed into a ford fiesta with the radio up

SlinkyDog

They are probably trying to get rid of their drunk inbred paddy neighbors!

Cold War Kid

The crowd having an outdoor party here were done by about 11.30 - what a polite party.

Collie D

Cold War Kid wrote: »

The crowd having an outdoor party here were done by about 11.30 - what a polite party.

That was just some pre-club drinks. Free in after midnight. We'll be back around four. Will knock in to see if you've any skins

FloatingVoter

Collie D wrote: »

That was just some pre-club drinks. Free in after midnight. We'll be back around four. Will knock in to see if you've any skins

I won't be in. I'm driving your widescreen over to the ex. On a sidenote, I got short-taken and took a piss in your kettle. Sorry 'bout that. And I might have left the bath running...

Collie D

FloatingVoter wrote: »

I won't be in. I'm driving your widescreen over to the ex. On a sidenote, I got short-taken and took a piss in your kettle. Sorry 'bout that. And I might have left the bath running...

As long as you turned the immersion off

Rhys Essien

OP,when they start to settle down for a bit of sleep crank either one of these up.

Jesus Wept

tempted to spin up and join in

Cold War Kid

FloatingVoter wrote: »

I won't be in. I'm driving your widescreen over to the ex.

You'd better f'uckin' park properly! :mad:

Lucifer MorningStar

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

The auld Mexican accents would be a giveaway alright.

Si Señor

Collie D

Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »

Si

He said Mexican, not Spanish.

Some people are idiots

Lucifer MorningStar

Collie D wrote: »

He said Mexican, not Spanish.

Some people are idiots

Si

Not a NSA agent

Build a fence around their house, they'll sneak out during the night and you'll never see them again

efb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5clTGfXLMYA

But a fan.. Windows closed, cooler and the noise is great for getting to sleep.

Merces

You need to soften their cough.

Mahou

Cinco de Mayo isn´t celebrated much by Mexicans. More of a gringo thing. Argentina beat Columbia tonight in the Copa America. Might be related to that.

Jawgap

Get a hat and a blanket & stand outside their house......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcVQJ4IBtM