Ever seen an opposite-sex friend naked?

lazybones32

I could elaborate and explain the motivations for the thread but we must retain the veneer of modesty.


Bonus thread for men: how do you feel about women who leave their breasts pressed up against you for erection-inducing amounts of time?

Banjo String

Yes.

I could elaborate too.

YFlyer

Hehe

Birneybau

Saw a boss after a football blitz. Still not right.

jacksie66

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Mint Aero

I must retain my veneer and ask you to varnish how long is erection inducing time then mdf my plywood.

hatrickpatrick

Yep, has happened many times.

lazybones32 wrote: »

Bonus thread for men: how do you feel about women who leave their breasts pressed up against you for erection-inducing amounts of time?

Others should follow their examples

hatrickpatrick

Mint Aero wrote: »

I must retain my veneer and ask you to varnish how long is erection inducing time then mdf my plywood.

Not sure if that's an innuendo, but it definitely should be.

One eyed Jack

lazybones32 wrote: »

I could elaborate and explain the motivations for the thread but we must retain the veneer of modesty.

Hmm, modesty he says, while asking has anyone ever seen their opposite sex friends naked...

Well, I'd elaborate too, but modesty prevents me from giving a detailed account of the circumstances under which I witnessed my friends naked, gentleman never tells and all that jazz, and a pervert just keeps it to himself. Draw your own conclusions.

Bonus thread for men: how do you feel about women who leave their breasts pressed up against you for erection-inducing amounts of time?

What, like all one millisecond it takes to induce an erection with her breasts pressed against me? Well that's just terrible altogether. My friends make allowances for the fact that I'm a complete and utter pervert though, so it's all good all round really.

NachoBusiness

Does Jennifer Aniston count?

Wibbs

Yep. Twice. Still friends. Drink was involved. And "agh jayzuz, cover yourself up woman, I'm sitting here godammit!". In fairness one of them saw me in the nip too. She's still scarred by the experience.

Duff

Yes. Spending a summer in the states with 3 lads and 4 girls in a 2 bedroom apartment you see everything, and I mean everything.

One More Toy

Do hidden cameras count?

wyndham

Duff wrote: »

Yes. Spending a summer in the states with 3 lads and 4 girls in a 2 bedroom apartment you see everything, and I mean everything.

Even gooters?

mynamejeff

aye ive seen some dark dark things

Duke O Smiley

Have seen friends both male and female naked

Some sort of substance/ alcohol is usually involved

Just a little Samba

Yeah, lots of times between swimming/sun bathing, drunken skinny dipping, having had one night drunken fumbles with a few of them.

I don't tend to get erect from a girls breasts pressing against me, that would make hugging awkward as fook, yo.

The Backwards Man

I've never even been in a cockpit before.

Aceandstuff

I accidentally saw an enemy naked. I understood why he was mental then, he had a micropenis. Less than an inch.

Frequently enough. I thought it was normal? The thread suggests maybe it is not?

hairyslug

Well topless, yeah, worked in a retail store 15 years ago, one of the girls had no issue getting changed into her uniform in front of me

Fat Christy

Seen them in underwear, never completely naked. Not something I'd want to see tbh.

Autonomous Cowherd

lazybones32 wrote: »

how do you feel about women who leave their breasts pressed up against you for erection-inducing amounts of time?

Solution ....press your erection up against them for eye-water inducing amounts of time. That'll learn 'em, the sluts.

Timberrrrrrrr

lazybones32 wrote: »

I could elaborate and explain the motivations for the thread but we must retain the veneer of modesty.


Bonus thread for men: how do you feel about women who leave their breasts pressed up against you for erection-inducing amounts of time?

Are you a 14 year old boy?

mailforkev

Duff wrote: »

Yes. Spending a summer in the states with 3 lads and 4 girls in a 2 bedroom apartment you see everything, and I mean everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsBnDldZg3o

titan18

Nope, would be nice though I'd reckon. Some of my opposite sex friends are hot

Teyla Emmagan

Utah. Skinny dipping and stuff. And when my friend had her boobs reduced she showed everyone the scars after. They cut off her nipples and moved them etc they were pretty impressive scars.

The Corinthian

Yes. Almost 25 years ago. It was probably the worst, drunken attempt at sex ever carried out by two people who were completely, mutually incompatible in that regard. So bad was it that were she and I to be the last man and woman on Earth, she and I would be the last man and woman on Earth. We have remained firm and platonic friends to this day.

Wordless

Aceandstuff wrote: »

I accidentally saw an enemy naked. I understood why he was mental then, he had a micropenis. Less than an inch.

God was it really that small! He must have been mortified and with you and him being enemies and you being bigger lol

Just noticed the thread title. Even worse for him that you are female!! Ouch.

Overheal

Aceandstuff wrote: »

I accidentally saw an enemy naked. I understood why he was mental then, he had a micropenis. Less than an inch.

lazybones32

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Are you a 14 year old boy?

I'm only 11. Mommy helps me spell the big words.

Pighead

Once. Pighead was living with a four housemates at the time. We all watched some horror movie together and one of the girls was scared stiff and in a bit of a state after it. Being a bit of a prankster Pighead decided to go into her room and hide behind her wardrobe just before she went up to bed to give her teh mother and father of a big fright.

Heard her come in, waited twenty seconds and then jumped out from behind the wardrobe and went 'AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH'. The 'AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH's soon turned to 'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH's though as Pighead quickly noticed she was wearing nothing but a pair of knickers.

Stood there looking at her whilst thinking 'Jesus that was an amazingly quick undress' wondering had she got some special technique which made things worse as she was unable to read Pighead's mind and to her it probably looked as though yours truly was just standing there staring at her in the nip. Pighead only waits ten seconds now when he does that prank

The Backwards Man

Must have been a big wardrobe.

Aceandstuff

Wordless wrote: »

God was it really that small! He must have been mortified and with you and him being enemies and you being bigger lol

We never spoke to each other after that. It seems that he got over his little grudge when I knew what was wrong with him. I never told any of our many mutual friends, so there was no reason to find out if he was mortified!

Yes, it was that small.

Wordless

Aceandstuff wrote: »

We never spoke to each other after that. It seems that he got over his little grudge when I knew what was wrong with him. I never told any of our many mutual friends, so there was no reason to find out if he was mortified!

Yes, it was that small.

Well that would make him want to forget the grudge! Fair play to you for being discrete.

stephenl15

I must be the only one who hasn't. Missing out.

bolopapa

Does truth or dare count?

blue note

Yes. Drunk and we got naked together and had sex. Twice. Still very good friends. Nothing to be embarrassed about to be honest, they were good nights.

And she definitely hugged me close enough to give me an erection. And thankfully I got one or I'd have been too embarrassed to speak to her again.

eternal

hairyslug wrote: »

Well topless, yeah, worked in a retail store 15 years ago, one of the girls had no issue getting changed into her uniform in front of me

I've worked in places with mixed changing rooms too. You take no notice after a while.

stephenl15

eternal wrote: »

I've worked in places with mixed changing rooms too. You take no notice after a while.

I wouldn't have thought mixed changing rooms existed

Fat Christy

stephenl15 wrote: »

I wouldn't have thought mixed changing rooms existed

They do, our gym has one changing room and its mixed. Grand really, once you get used to it.No one walks around nakid though, everyone keeps to themselves.

lazybones32

bolopapa wrote: »

Does truth or dare count?

Yup. Am surprised no-one has mentioned strip-poker or some card game. We played 'strip-31' when we were 13...2 topless girls, 1 naked lad - with strategically placed pillows. Then the next-door neighbour came knocking...nosey old ghoul could hear us through the walls.

Buona Fortuna

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

They cut off her nipples and moved them

Holy fcuk :eek:

lazybones32 wrote: »

I could elaborate and explain the motivations for the thread but we must retain the veneer of modesty.


Bonus thread for men: how do you feel about women who leave their breasts pressed up against you for erection-inducing amounts of time?

I like boobs and cake

stephenl15 wrote: »

I wouldn't have thought mixed changing rooms existed

Most swimming pools in the UK - (well any they I used, which doesn't really qualify as "most", more like 4)

stephenl15

Fat Christy wrote: »

They do, our gym has one changing room and its mixed. Grand really, once you get used to it.No one walks around nakid though, everyone keeps to themselves.

Jasus. A few ones in my gym makes me wish we had a mixed changing room :P

Fat Christy

stephenl15 wrote: »

Jasus. A few ones in my gym makes me wish we had a mixed changing room :P

Well, the gym I go to now, is a small strength and conditioning gym. We would all know each other.

I used to go to Ben dunne gyms and the changing rooms were single sex. You'd get an eyeful alright.

rocky911

Fat Christy wrote: »

They do, our gym has one changing room and its mixed. Grand really, once you get used to it.No one walks around nakid though, everyone keeps to themselves.

Wheres this gym located? Might check out..am the cardio section

tastyt

There's no such thing as opposite sex friends....

Fat Christy

tastyt wrote: »

There's no such thing as opposite sex friends....

Oh great, here we go. :rolleyes:

jobbridge4life

Yeah seen friends male and female loads of times. I've seen them have sex etc. too.

Generic Dreadhead

jobbridge4life wrote: »

Yeah seen friends male and female loads of times. I've seen them have sex etc. too.

Some of these Jobbridges schemes really aren't fitting the bill the way the government thought they would

MrMorooka

I don't have any opposite-sex friends, surprised so many of you do.