Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015 - Mod Post in OP 23/07

brinty

pmasterson95 wrote: »

Another "certain deal" thats changing to "maybe" before becoming "nothing".....definite pattern this window anyway.

Easy now pmasterson95
or you're going to miss the bewbs fest that's about to be unleashed on here....
TSC even said maybe an ass shot or 2

Adamocovic

pmasterson95 wrote: »

Another "certain deal" thats changing to "maybe" before becoming "nothing".....definite pattern this window anyway.

But I just boarded the train...

glued

Is anyone really surprised that we have taken this long to get started in the transfer window? According to some people we had deals for Gundogan and Hummels in place and made an offer to Dani Alves too. All three players have chosen not to join the club so we have moved on to other targets.

paulbok

brinty wrote: »

not your ass

Has to be one of our ladies five aside team
Anna Kendrick, Kate Upton, Scarlett Johannssen, Jennifer Lawrence or Rachel Riley
There's rules round here

Is there an agreed subs bench?

The Moldy Gowl

pmasterson95 wrote: »

Another "certain deal" thats changing to "maybe" before becoming "nothing".....definite pattern this window anyway.

It's the media hype train. It's a cheap way of getting traffic to sites.
Gets the people refreshing.

No one knows what it is, but it's provacative

Adamocovic

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

It's the media hype train. It's a cheap way of getting traffic to sites.
Gets the people refreshing.

No one knows what it is, but it's provacative

The Moldy Gowl

glued wrote: »

Is anyone really surprised that we have taken this long to get started in the transfer window? According to some people we had deals for Gundogan and Hummels in place and made an offer to Dani Alves too. All three players have chosen not to join the club so we have moved on to other targets.

Does that not mean, that we started when we offered them a contract?

pmasterson95

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

No one knows what it is, but it's provacative

Argh this is a reference to something but I cant remember what. Feck.

pmasterson95

Adamocovic wrote: »

There we go!

An Ciarraioch

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Do you have proof of this?
As in literal quotes.

Hardly a good PR officer to be speaking to the public, before a deal is concluded.

The talk also fails the basic test of a quick scan of Gazzetta - no mention at all of Darmian, let alone a deal being almost done!

brinty

paulbok wrote: »

Is there an agreed subs bench?

Not yet but as the manager of said team i'm open to my fellow coaches Maximus (cos he's great with gifs) and TSC (cos he loves bewbs too) putting forward suggestions

I poperate a democracy so my fellow boardsies also have a say...

Hayley McQueen is certainly on the bench though and ready to strip off

Lucas Hood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnrRcD3i1NM

LeeJM

Hayley should be first team ahead of Jennifer Lawrence! Hayley is great up top

Kylo Ren

Everyone chill. We need to wait for a GRADE 1 source confirming this.

When his girlfriend follows a United player and/or favourites a tweet from a United fan, then we can get excited.

Nalz

Adamocovic wrote: »

I'll be honest I havent a clue who these twitter guys are that people quote. Could be someones mate for all I know :pac: Never got into the whole twitter journalists or whatever they are.

In the exact same boat as you dude... For obvious reasons!

Rayne Wooney

I really hope we don't let RVP go without a deal for a good enough replacement 99% done already

Bony and Lukaku went for £30 million, Benteke will probably go for £30 million, and I think RVP would still outscore them all next season given the opportunity

UnitedIrishman

Adamocovic wrote: »

But I just boarded the train...

Those tickets are non-refundable. But 100% positivity is guaranteed.

MagicIRL

CHOO CHOO MOTHER****ERS

UnitedIrishman

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

I really hope we don't let RVP go without a deal for a good enough replacement 99% done already

Bony and Lukaku went for £30 million, Benteke will probably go for £30 million, and I think RVP would still outscore them all next season given the opportunity

Not necessarily a major issue if we don't. I mean RVP was going to be backup at the start of next season anyway.

Think it's important we get the right type of player for the position though.

Maximus Alexander

I'm only doing single Choos now.

I guess you could say I'm... running out of steam.

bangkok

TheDoc wrote: »

Totally oblivious to Darmian, anyone been watching Torino haha. Any use?

I bet you seen him play at the last world cup v England and said to yourself watching the game "that right back is very impressive and has a great engine on him"

he was excellent that night and has had 2 very good seasons in Italy with Tornio so the next move now hopefully to us is where he will excel and become a world class player

Delboy5

A decent read about our potential new right back........

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/why-torinos-raging-bull-could-have-pick-clubs-england-and-spain

Cantona's Collars

Sky getting lost in translation:


https://twitter.com/OmldZamani/status/618371601713774592

But all is not lost:

https://twitter.com/OmldZamani/status/618398129432473600

The_Kew_Tour

Ole ole ole ole!

pmasterson95

zerks wrote: »

Sky getting lost in translation:


https://twitter.com/OmldZamani/status/618371601713774592

But all is not lost:

https://twitter.com/OmldZamani/status/618398129432473600

So with Schneiderlin in limbo. Yeah getting **** done. Yipeekiya choo choo mother****as.

Cantona's Collars

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Ole ole ole ole!

https://twitter.com/JamieJackson___/status/618376514321711104

https://twitter.com/Ian_Ladyman_DM/status/618388076398833664

magnumbud

is it me or does the above picture of schneiderlin look like he is trying to intercept the ball will his ass :P

The_Kew_Tour

pmasterson95 wrote: »

So with Schneiderlin in limbo. Yeah getting **** done. Yipeekiya choo choo mother****as.

Aint no stopping us now were on the move

MagicIRL

Hopes slowly rising... will fully believe when the BBC run it.

Maximus Alexander

zerks wrote: »

Sky getting lost in translation:


https://twitter.com/OmldZamani/status/618371601713774592

But all is not lost:

https://twitter.com/OmldZamani/status/618398129432473600

zerks wrote: »

https://twitter.com/JamieJackson___/status/618376514321711104

https://twitter.com/Ian_Ladyman_DM/status/618388076398833664

Damn it man, what do these all say?

Cantona's Collars

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Damn it man, what do these all say?

Here you go.

SKY Italia - #Darmian-#United: there is still distance between the parties - but the negotiations are underway.

Confirmed dialogue ongoing between #mufc and Torino over defender Matteo Darmian. A bit of old school off the radar United business, this.

Manchester United are hopeful of landing Southampton’s Morgan Schneiderlin before flying to the United States on Monday to start their summer tour as the Saints manager, Ronald Koeman, is keen to replace the midfielder as soon as possible.

Louis van Gaal, the United manager, has had one bid of around £20m rejected by the St Mary’s club, with Koeman valuing Schneiderlin at £27m. However, United believe the player could be acquired for closer to £25m.

adox

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Damn it man, what do these all say?

"Ronaldo is coming home"

bucketybuck

UnitedIrishman wrote: »

Not necessarily a major issue if we don't. I mean RVP was going to be backup at the start of next season anyway.

Think it's important we get the right type of player for the position though.

We need an experienced back up for Rooney, a proven goalscorer who is also adept at playing deeper and bringing others into the game. A player who knows the manager and the team, and who is prepared to rotate with Rooney throughout the season. Ideally he should also be the right price for a back up striker.

Frankly, I can't think of a single better person than Robin Van Persie to play that role.

brinty

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Damn it man, what do these all say?

They say get the bewbs ready

Lithium93_

This positivity train starting to gain a bit of momentum, patience & the signings will be made.

Trigger

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Aint no stopping us now were on the move

Trond

Didn't this exact scenario occur with Southampton and Shaw? I reckon its as good as done.

Its probably all down to a few million in add ons or something...

Al Capwned

Was just thinking about the potential Darmian signing, Italy, Torino....

Has there been any signings from there since this fella?


He worked out fairly well...

Pighead

bucketybuck wrote: »

We need an experienced back up for Rooney, a proven goalscorer who is also adept at playing deeper and bringing others into the game. A player who knows the manager and the team, and who is prepared to rotate with Rooney throughout the season. Ideally he should also be the right price for a back up striker.

Frankly, I can't think of a single better person than Robin Van Persie to play that role.

I'm guessing RVP doesn't want to be that back up striker. He has only a few seasons left and realises he is not a guaranteed starter at Utd anymore so wants out.

Pro. F

I'd be very happy with Darmian, but Sky Italia are a nothing source iirc.

I think we need to be bringing in at least two CMs this summer. I'm worried that LVG will have to faff around with formations again if he only gets in one.

Mitch Connor

Al Capwned wrote: »

Was just thinking about the potential Darmian signing, Italy, Torino....

Has there been any signings from there since this fella?


He worked out fairly well...

So we sign Darmian, sell him on, become crap and see him relegate us?

The Moldy Gowl

Pighead wrote: »

I'm guessing RVP doesn't want to be that back up striker. He has only a few seasons left and realises he is not a guaranteed starter at Utd anymore so wants out.

Not exactly.

Says he is open to moving but is happy in Manchester and his family are more important. So if the wife dosent mind moving, and he wants to, he will move.

bucketybuck

Pighead wrote: »

I'm guessing RVP doesn't want to be that back up striker. He has only a few seasons left and realises he is not a guaranteed starter at Utd anymore so wants out.

If he wants to go then fine, don't stop him. But RVP isn't going to be a guaranteed starter at any of the "top" clubs, so I find it hard to believe that we couldn't paint him a good picture in any discussions about his role. He will still get plenty of games with us, we "should" be competing for trophies again, he will still be on big money, he won't have to uproot his family, its very possible that being the number 2 for us could be a lot better than the number one for the likes of Fenerbache.

Al Capwned

Mitch Connor wrote: »

So we sign Darmian, sell him on, become crap and see him relegate us?

Wait for it......

Pighead

bucketybuck wrote: »

If he wants to go then fine, don't stop him. But RVP isn't going to be a guaranteed starter at any of the "top" clubs, so I find it hard to believe that we couldn't paint him a good picture in any discussions about his role. He will still get plenty of games with us, we "should" be competing for trophies again, he will still be on big money, he won't have to uproot his family, its very possible that being the number 2 for us could be a lot better than the number one for the likes of Fenerbache.

All sounds fair enough I suppose. Hopefully Van Persie sees it like that too.

Giggsy11

Pro. F wrote: »

I'd be very happy with Darmian, but Sky Italia are a nothing source iirc.

I think we need to be bringing in at least two CMs this summer. I'm worried that LVG will have to faff around with formations again if he only gets in one.

Di Marzio is reporting it and AFAIK he is very reliable when it comes to Italian transfers

Pro. F

Denis Law played for Torino... learn something new every day.

paulbok

brinty wrote: »

Not yet but as the manager of said team i'm open to my fellow coaches Maximus (cos he's great with gifs) and TSC (cos he loves bewbs too) putting forward suggestions

I poperate a democracy so my fellow boardsies also have a say...

Hayley McQueen is certainly on the bench though and ready to strip off

Good choice, tall girl, good up front, handy to throw on to rough things up.

ericzeking

I had a dream last night that David de Gea was staying....just thought I'd leave that here

Jules.Winnfield

Not sure if already posted but..