Manchester United Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2015 - Mod Post in OP 23/07

Rayne Wooney

Is it possible to bet on Rooney scoring over 20 league goals next season?

A certainty if we line up 433 with him at the top

markc1184

Holy sh1tballs what is going on at United. I'll have some of whatever has been put into Ed Woodwards water.

irishfeen

JamboMac wrote: »

No legitimate source yet, they'd look like real gob****es if it was fake.

They could use the BBC twitter account as a source... more reliable then "sky sources" anyway

The Moldy Gowl

magnumbud wrote: »

ninja edit much

The shame.

DM_7

Fell asleep Friday lolling at the Schweinsteiger excitement, he won't leave Bayern. Woke up Saturday, WTF! Its actually happening!

Fell asleep around 8.30 there tonight, had been thinking all day I really want Schneiderlin as well but have a feeling that will drag on since United are heading to the USA, wake up 10.30 and start reading hilarious bloodgate stuff. WTF! Is this actually happening?

I think I will go to bed again now, I am a major Ronaldo fan, just putting it out there Ed.

ShoulderChip

irishfeen wrote: »

They could use the BBC twitter account as a source... more reliable then "sky sources" anyway

Here is his blood sample

ianob7

magnumbud wrote: »

ninja edit much

Thought I was seeing things myself:P

Crimson King

Fcuking delighted, cannot wait for work tomorrow, particular manager took delight in a certain team getting their business 'done early leaving the rest behind'.

Will remind him it's easier doing so buying players no one wants or have heard of. Another thing altogether buying from the top shelf

Kylo Ren

If the last day was a woman, it would be Scarlett Johansson.

Mars Bar

ShoulderChip wrote: »

Here is his blood sample

I was reading a reddit thread earlier about people who were fired from their jobs because of social media. I think that person might just be joining the list!

Bret Hart

What a weekend. 3 brilliant new signings.

We just need a CB and a striker and our squad would be up there as one of the best.

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CR 7 wrote: »

This is like Christmas, except instead I'm just looking forward to tomorrow morning's gifs.

Trigger

Keno wrote: »

If the last day was a woman, it would be Scarlett Johansson.

Mitch Connor

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Ronaldo must be thinking to himself tonight.

"It's time to come home "

I would say he would like to become Madrids top goalscorer before moving, but would Madrid prefer to keep Di Stefano's name in the record books and move him on this summer? I reckon there's a chance...

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Mars Bar wrote: »

I was reading a reddit thread earlier about people who were fired from their jobs because of social media. I think that person might just be joining the list!

I reckon that person put their house on Schneiderlin signing before posting that pic.

The Moldy Gowl

Mars Bar wrote: »

I was reading a reddit thread earlier about people who were fired from their jobs because of social media. I think that person might just be joining the list!

haha i was reading the same one.


The blood stuff must be fake. You cant just go around posting medical stuff like that. His friend should know better as well.
I think most people would have the cop on to not screenshot it and send it off to the internet.

Hopefully

irishfeen

£24m being said on twitter ... that would be brilliant business again!

Lord TSC

irishfeen wrote: »

£24m being said on twitter ... that would be brilliant business again!

Looking past the names being signed, I've been very, very happy with prices so far.

Comic Book Guy

The last few pages have really cheered me up!

(As well as a Utd fan I'm also a Ros GAA fan)

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The_Kew_Tour

Mitch Connor wrote: »

I would say he would like to become Madrids top goalscorer before moving, but would Madrid prefer to keep Di Stefano's name in the record books and move him on this summer? I reckon there's a chance...

Mitch I'm loving the Positivity.

Loving it.

Last 48 hours have been beyond good. Spolit we are.

Bleating Lamb

SSN asleep tonight.....nothing on yellow ticker yet.


But it's up on good old 'Ceefax' and Ceefax never lies!!!;)

ianob7

Apparently a 4 figure bet was dropped after it leaked and that's why skybet stopped betting ! Not really a house but a decent chunk all the same, however if it was the guy who leaked the photo losing his job might become a reality ! Hopefully he got good odds all the same :cool:

Adolescenteen

We're going to have Morgan Schneiderlin and Bastian ****ing Schweinsteiger in our midfield.

IN OUR MIDFIELD! This nearly makes up for the several years Fergie refused to buy a central midfielder.

I need to lie down....

J. Marston

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Iarnrod Eireann are delighted to inform me that they except my request for all night train service with 20 more extended carriages has been excepted.

You can do whatever you like on this train, its the Positivity Train baby.

Choo Choooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffEcLmvEZY

Should be the thread's anthem.

Mister Robinson

This is unbelievable stuff from United!

How i feel right now:

Lord TSC

20 minutes from now, someone posts a tweet...

"Reports wrong, Schnederlin has signed for Man City"

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Fletcher,Cleverly,Anderson

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Schweinsteiger,Schneiderlin,Herrera.

What a difference a year makes.

ianob7

J. Marston wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ffEcLmvEZY

Should be the thread's anthem.

Every thread is better when it combines United and It's Always Sunny:D

Strumms

Well **** me... what a 48 hour period.. thats how to get **** done. A serious **** you to anyone bitching and moaning that we had only signed 1 player.. before pre season started...

The Moldy Gowl

https://vine.co/v/eBmOE7VmPaz

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Posted an hour ago: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=96216229&postcount=2998

We didn't have to wait long.:):)

RobertKK

It should be possible for United to field a team of players that were not there on January 1st 2014.

Nalz

In slightly less exciting news

Peter Schmeichel has applied for the Leicester City job

Mitch Connor

RobertKK wrote: »

It should be possible for United to field a team of players that were not there on January 1st 2014.

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Valdes
Darmian----Rojo---Blind---Shaw

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Schneiderlin

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Schweinsteiger--Herrera
Mata

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Depay
..................Nope, we need to sign a forward!

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Lord TSC

Stick Depay up front and DiMaria on the wings...

DM_7

So the BBC piece even says - The Saints have confirmed that an agreement is in place for the transfer.

Excellent stuff

ianob7

Mitch Connor wrote: »

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Valdes
Darmian----Rojo---Blind---Shaw

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Schneiderlin

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Schweinsteiger--Herrera
Mata

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Depay
..................Nope, we need to sign a forward!

Unless you slot depay up front and ADM on the wing..

Only off the back of fridays presser where LVG said he sees depay as a striker. I personally don't think he'll play up front however

edit : you beat me to it Lord TSC

The Moldy Gowl

I hope this circle jerk never ends.

RobertKK

Spent £76.3 million on players before one takes into account money for sales.

Loads of money for more signings.

newballsplease

Need to strengthen defence now. Esp if DDG leaves.

adox

homerjay2005

Sky only reporting it just now.

jayo26

BREAKING NEWS: Sky Sources - Morgan Schneiderlin has medical at #MUFC ahead of move from Southampton #SSNHQ http://t.co/LoQ6F7f9k5


They got it going now its happening.

Mitch Connor

well, when looking at our previous midfields, opposition managers would have been like "Midfield, Schmidfield".

Well, we've seen their schmidfield... and build a SCHMIDFIELD.

Can we get Scholes back?

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Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

I hope this circle jerk never ends.

twinex

Ed is turning us into spoiled brats! Lets sign all the midfielders and leave nothing for no-one!

Quandary

Get the fcuking fcuk in!!!!

what a weekend!!

Nalz

twinex wrote: »

Ed is turning us into spoiled brats! Lets sign all the midfielders and leave nothing for no-one!

Collect all the stickers!