Great to be single!

Kermit.de.frog

I look a round at friends, people I know who got hitched too young and they don't say it, but you can tell.

There are "regrets" there.


That's why it's great to be single. Plenty of time for most of us for marriage and kids and all that craic but I just want to enjoy life till, say, 30. What's wrong with that? It's great.

Nobody telling you what to do, no little brats to look after, not whipped by your (female) partner, you can sleep with who you want, play games, get drunk, do whatever.

Bliss.:cool:

FloatingVoter

No, it's not. I'm off to download porn.

Sheep Lover

Thinly veiled I cry myself to sleep at night thread

FloatingVoter

^ and look at his ****ing name.

The Dogs Bollix

I'm past 30 and still want to be single. Still am. It's brilliant but now you have people looking down on you when are you getting married, when are having kids. Bla bla bla. Like its the done thing.

Let me live my life please. Thank you

The Dogs Bollix

I know someone who was after popping out their third kid. They had the cheek to ask me if I would ever have them. Like kids are the bees knees. They are for some. They're ****ty as babies and brats as kids. And I'm in no position to have kids. I like my free time.

This is it in your 30s.

frozenfrozen

I have 17 children

Señor Fancy Pants

frozenfrozen wrote: »

I have 17 children

All for different ladies eh, eh, Ya big stud Ya!

Alf Veedersane

In short, it's either being single is great and being married with kids sucks donkey balls or being married with kids is great, you should all do it, and being single is pathetic.

Let's all split into teams and have a game of Red Rover/Bulldog to see who's right.

The Backwards Man

Why have thirty has a cutoff point OP?

I'm crowding forty and still wearing jeans.

not yet

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I look a round at friends, people I know who got hitched too young and they don't say it, but you can tell.

There are "regrets" there.


That's why it's great to be single. Plenty of time for most of us for marriage and kids and all that craic but I just want to enjoy life till, say, 30. What's wrong with that? It's great.

Nobody telling you what to do, no little brats to look after, not whipped by your (female) partner, you can sleep with who you want, play games, get drunk, do whatever.

Bliss.:cool:

I'd say you've the stomach tore off yourself..

Kermit.de.frog

Breaking News! Being single does not mean no sex.


Being married could very well mean no sex depending on her mood.


I tend to be classy about things so get the ride and move on.

Ted_YNWA

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

I'm past 30 and still want to be single. Still am. It's brilliant but now you have people looking down on you when are you getting married, when are having kids. Bla bla bla. Like its the done thing.

Let me live my life please. Thank you

Sounds familiar TDB, get similar comments.

Only so far you can reply while being civil.

Eugene Norman

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Breaking News! Being single does not mean no sex.


Being married could very well mean no sex depending on her mood.


I tend to be classy about things so get the ride and move on.

Sure. You get the ride loads.

Who is pressurising men to get married before 30 anyway? the average age of first marriage way higher than that.

Cold War Kid

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

I know someone who was after popping out their third kid. They had the cheek to ask me if I would ever have them. Like kids are the bees knees. They are for some. They're ****ty as babies and brats as kids. And I'm in no position to have kids. I like my free time.

This is it in your 30s.

Seems an overreaction if all they did was ask if you'd ever have children.

FloatingVoter

Even cheese don't have it easy being single. Ask the slice I just ate.






*(c) dead end of pier "comedian".

Patser

I'm sure one day you'll meet your Miss Piggy, Kermit, one that'll slap some sense into you. And ye'll start popping out Little Ones in your 40s, which'll mean you're dealing with teenagers in your 60s. Enjoy the moment, and remember this thread when you can't retire because Lisa needs braces.







Or else you'll die alone..... Cold, cold and alone with no-one to mourn over your grave.

Alooooooone!!!

FloatingVoter

Patser wrote: »

I'm sure one day you'll meet your Miss Piggy, Kermit, one that'll slap some sense into you. And ye'll start popping out Little Ones in your 40s, which'll mean you're dealing with teenagers in your 60s. Enjoy the moment, and remember this thread when you can't retire because Lisa needs braces.







Or else you'll die alone..... Cold, cold and alone with no-one to mourn over your grave.

Alooooooone!!!

...and don't forget, I'll be in my 60s then too to help Lisa out of her CAO rubbish and other things.

Mister Vain

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I look a round at friends, people I know who got hitched too young and they don't say it, but you can tell.

There are "regrets" there.


That's why it's great to be single. Plenty of time for most of us for marriage and kids and all that craic but I just want to enjoy life till, say, 30. What's wrong with that? It's great.

Nobody telling you what to do, no little brats to look after, not whipped by your (female) partner, you can sleep with who you want, play games, get drunk, do whatever.

Bliss.:cool:

Some of us like to be whipped. Tis great fun.

NotPayin4Water

Another great thing about being single is that your water bill is a lot smaller.

Mister Vain

NotPayin4Water wrote: »

Another great thing about being single is that your water bill is a lot smaller.

Just shower together.

Cold War Kid

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I look a round at friends, people I know who got hitched too young and they don't say it, but you can tell.

There are "regrets" there.


That's why it's great to be single. Plenty of time for most of us for marriage and kids and all that craic but I just want to enjoy life till, say, 30. What's wrong with that? It's great.

Nobody telling you what to do, no little brats to look after, not whipped by your (female) partner, you can sleep with who you want, play games, get drunk, do whatever.

Bliss.:cool:

Stay single OP, definitely.

There are advantages to both being single and being in a relationship. These advantages can get boring after a while in both cases.

ChippingSodbury

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Like kids are the bees knees.

Kids are like farts: your own are barely tolerable...

Alf Veedersane

NotPayin4Water wrote: »

Another great thing about being single is that your water bill is a lot smaller.

Is it though?

Singletons have to wash bedsheets far more regularly, what with having all of the sex.

Not an issue for the marrieds.

Mister Vain

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Is it though?

Singletons have to wash bedsheets far more regularly, what with having all of the sex.

Not an issue for the marrieds.

I really thought you were going to give a different reason there.

FloatingVoter

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

Is it though?

Singletons have to wash bedsheets far more regularly, what with having all of the sex.

Not an issue for the marrieds.

You seen the state of my place. We go to hers. And I rob anything useful out of the fridge after breakfast. Serves her right for making me cook a fry in my hungover condition.

Huntergonzo

Try a relationship would be my advice, after the honeymoon period is over and you have your first argument over absolutely nothing, the urge to be single will start to make perfect sense.

Alf Veedersane

Mister Vain wrote: »

I really thought you were going to give a different reason there.

I was going to go down the route of the washing of socks encrusted in c*m but I thought better of it because I'm a classy kinda guy.

Alf Veedersane

FloatingVoter wrote: »

You seen the state of my place. We go to hers. And I rob anything useful out of the fridge after breakfast. Serves her right for making me cook a fry in my hungover condition.

Another point for singletons.

Flush HIS/HER toilet. Your water bill stays down. Win!

Son Of A Vidic

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Thinly veiled I cry myself to sleep at night thread beside my controlling ball and chain

Fyp.:pac:

seenitall

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Fyp.:pac:

^ So easy to tell who's single and who isn't in this kind of threads!

Son Of A Vidic

seenitall wrote: »

^ So easy to tell who's single and who isn't in this kind of threads!

Who said anything about me being single.

seenitall

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Who said anything about me being single.

Who indeed? :cool:

ScumLord

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

I know someone who was after popping out their third kid. They had the cheek to ask me if I would ever have them.

That's when you say "What would I want your kids for? Look what they've done to you."

Definitely don't want kids. But don't want to stay single either.

rodge68

Jesus trying to change a duvet by yourself is tough going !! Esp one of them crusty ones !!

ygolometsipe

Patser wrote: »

Or else you'll die alone..... Cold, cold and alone with no-one to mourn over your grave.
Alooooooone!!!

To be fair this is a bit unbalanced. There is no guarantee your children will give a sh1t about you, they might even end up addicts or serious criminals or worse. You could have a family but maybe some unfortunate event or even
a brutal divorce means you are alone again.

bnt

Some say that it's Manly to get married young: The Surprising Benefits of Marrying Young on The Art of Manliness:

Rather than proving the superiority of marrying young, my goal with this article is to simply provide some reassurance to the young gents out there who are in their early to mid-twenties, have already met the right person, and feel like they’re ready to get hitched, but are scared to pull the trigger because they’ve heard the constant drumbeat of “Marry young and you’ll regret it!” In truth, you needn’t be afraid to take the plunge; as a study that analyzed marrying age and future happiness concluded: “most persons have little or nothing to gain in the way of marital success by deliberately postponing marriage beyond the mid twenties.”

In other words, once you’ve found the gal you can’t live without, you should absolutely feel confident in deciding to take on the rest of your lives side-by-side, and embarking with her on one of life’s greatest adventures.

FloatingVoter

rodge68 wrote: »

Jesus trying to change a duvet by yourself is tough going !! Esp one of them crusty ones !!

Ir involves stuffing a ****ing duvet into a large bag. If you can get a condom on while drunk in the dark you can mange a duvet.
Some of you lot give Irish mammies a bad name.

PandaPoo

Jesus, my life must be your nightmare. 23, married over a year, second child on the way

Wacker The Attacker

I **** furiously on the living room floor with a banana up my ass just to remind myself how awesome being single is

mikom

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I **** furiously on the living room floor with a banana up my ass just to remind myself how awesome being single is

Sounds apeeling.

FloatingVoter

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I **** furiously on the living room floor with a banana up my ass just to remind myself how awesome being single is

...and your username is a credit to that fact.

Allyall

Wacker The Attacker wrote: »

I **** furiously on the living room floor with a banana up my ass just to remind myself how awesome being single is

Bananas are very easily mushed..

Wacker The Attacker

mikom wrote: »

Sounds apeeling.

That's very nice.
Very nice indeed

Wacker The Attacker

Allyall wrote: »

Bananas are very easily mushed..

Then you can go down the cucumber or kitchen utensil route

Wacker The Attacker

FloatingVoter wrote: »

...and your username is a credit to that fact.

I didn't murder anyone

NachoBusiness

It's great to be in any situation that you want to be in.

If that is, you're lucky enough to be in the situation that you wanna be in.

If not, then it sucks to be in a situation that you don't want to be in.

tl;dr

Any situation can be great if it's what you want and any situation can suck if it's you one you don't want.

Jerry Springer final thoughts. Episode 4221.

MakeEmLaugh

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

It's great to be single. You can sleep with who you want.

Can you now? I wish someone had told me when I was single.

Liamalone

Tis great, peace at last, peace at least uh huh

Patser

ygolometsipe wrote: »

To be fair this is a bit unbalanced. There is no guarantee your children will give a sh1t about you, they might even end up addicts or serious criminals or worse. You could have a family but maybe some unfortunate event or even
a brutal divorce means you are alone again.

Then they'll show up to pee on my grave. I'll still be warm and around family, rather than cold and alone.