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Unpleasant surprise left in Shower

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  • 18-07-2015 11:51pm
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    diusmr8a504cvk
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    So about two weeks ago I went to the Bathroom in my house which is small enough so when I'm sitting on the toilet I'm looking directly at the Shower which doesn't have a case/box around it but is open. Imagine This but replace the bath with a toilet.
    Anyway, whilst I was sitting on the throne doing my business I looked into the Shower and discovered a small (maybe 1 inch), brown piece of sh*t on the mosaic tiles.
    Naturally, my Jaw dropped at that moment so after I recovered from the shock I scooped the poop with toilet paper, flung it in and flushed it and walked out still fairly baffled at what happened.
    And that's my trip to the toilet, I still have no idea how it got there unless someone dropped a chocolate fudge Monkey in the shower. You don't have to believe it if you don't want to but it did happen.
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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    I often shíte in the shower, it's a fuker to wash down though

    21/25



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    PandaPoo
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    uch wrote: »
    I often shíte in the shower, it's a fuker to wash down though

    mash it down the plughole with your big toe?


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    Guy:Incognito
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    Cant be that big a mystery to solve, how many people do you live with?

    If you live alone I'd be worried abut your mental health.:)


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    diusmr8a504cvk
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    Guy:Incognito wrote: »
    Cant be that big a mystery to solve, how many people do you live with?

    If you live alone I'd be worried abut your mental health.:)
    It could have been one of the rats running across the roof.


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    jimgoose
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    Andi Deep Slingshot wrote: »
    It could have been one of the rats running across the roof.

    I WANNA GO TO JEEE-ZA!!


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    scream
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    Do you have a cat?


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    purplecow1977
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    Why did I click into this thread? I'm going to get sick :-(




    Not in the shower though!!!!!!!!!


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    purplecow1977
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    And 3inches isn't really considered a Small poo..... Is it?!?!


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    diusmr8a504cvk
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    scream wrote: »
    Do you have a cat?
    Nope, I have a medium sized dog but he doesn't sh*t in the house unless he was in a bad way.


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    Tony Beetroot
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    purplecow1977 wrote: »
    And 3inches isn't really considered a Small poo..... Is it?!?!

    Tiny, Bear Grylls often ate a 6 inch, and washed it down with urine.


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    diusmr8a504cvk
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    purplecow1977 wrote: »
    And 3inches isn't really considered a Small poo..... Is it?!?!
    Thinking back, it was probably an inch. Apologies.


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    OiL RiG
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    I think that's enough boards for tonight. Good luck in your search for the truth OP.


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    Pocoyo
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    Ah now OP everyone knows the shower is not the place to sh!t,unless of course its to do one of those diarrhea's.
    Acid diarrhea is best when in the shower.


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    Links234
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    Are you living with Frank Reynolds? Careful he doesn't poop the bed


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
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    Sometimes when doing self colonic irrigation with the shower hose, bits off poo can come out too.


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    #17
    uch
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    I Love talking Shíte

    21/25



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