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Who's your celebrity body type?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    Danny Devito

    ...awesome!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Buddah


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    Fat bastard from Austin powers


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Kelly Brook.

    I have big moobs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,958 ✭✭✭delthedriver


    George Clooney!


    My wife tells me I am more handsome than George


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  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Bruce Caitlin Kardashian Jenner


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I'm about 1.3 Mick Jaggers. Taller mind you.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kim Kardashian.

    I wish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    sonofenoch wrote: »
    no pm's ladies I'm spoken for :rolleyes:

    All ladies have pms.

    You're going to be alone forever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Hattie Jacques.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭When the Sun Hits


    88% Lionel Messi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭Baron Kurtz


    Ezra Miller. Didn't know who he was so I googled it. Oh dear, tis only Kevin himself!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Matt Damon. Was hoping for John Cena.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    My next match was Madonna. Kim Kardashian and Madonna do not have anywhere near the same body shape.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Some guy called Chris North or Louis CK.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    My body is quite close to Kim Kardashian's actually.


    https://twitter.com/MrNachoBusiness/status/626063440243752960


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    If I'm a dude, Manny Pacquiao.

    If I'm a chick, Hilary Duff.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Octavia Spencer. Would prefer to have her bank balance though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Jimmy Krankie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    it's a load of **** it said I wasn't brad pit


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    The Elephant Man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,515 ✭✭✭valoren


    John Waters.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    If I'm a dude, Manny Pacquiao.

    If I'm a chick, Hilary Duff.
    I tried the woman option with the same measurements and got Laura Prepon. Sweet. Pity she's a bleedin scientologist. Oh and yer wan Paltrow was the runner up. Actually I'd be more built like her if I was of the lady persuasion. Hipless and such.

    I tried the male option and get Dylan O'Brien, whoever the hell he is.:confused:

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Apparently men don't have hourglass shaped bodies. So I can't have a male equivalent. That seems pretty sexist to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    Mark Ruffalo, ill take that. I presume that's in Dr. Banner form not Hulk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,628 ✭✭✭Señor Fancy Pants


    I tried it with the female option

    Danielle DeVito....great.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Christina Hendricks.

    Ooooh I like big butts and I cannot lie :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I tried the male option and get Dylan O'Brien, whoever the hell he is.:confused:

    He's your body double.

    Sorry to tell you but he looks like a bit of a gimp. :(
    Apparently men don't have hourglass shaped bodies. So I can't have a male equivalent. That seems pretty sexist to me.

    Meh. Just pick one. I wasn't sure which I was so I went for broad even though the description wouldn't normally apply.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I tried it with the female option

    Danielle DeVito....great.
    I'm queen Latifah.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 299 ✭✭Vowel Movement


    56% body match with Prince William!


  • Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭deex


    Hilary Clinton. :confused:

    Bit surprising because I'm quite tall and I've always thought she was a bit stumpy, but I guess not!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Kevin Dillion??

    Fixed.


    Actually, in truth. That's more true than not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The Kraken


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I tried the woman option with the same measurements and got Laura Prepon. Sweet. Pity she's a bleedin scientologist. Oh and yer wan Paltrow was the runner up. Actually I'd be more built like her if I was of the lady persuasion. Hipless and such.

    I tried the male option and get Dylan O'Brien, whoever the hell he is.:confused:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylan_O%27Brien


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    93% Danny Pudi.
    Am afraid to look him up!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 49 kidcash


    89% body match with Alexander Skarsgåd....no idea who that is


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    He's your body double.

    Sorry to tell you but he looks like a bit of a gimp. :(
    Aye just googled him and yep, he does.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    98% body match with Stephen Hawking.
    2% with John holmes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Fluvia la cerda.

    I'm a plus size model. \o/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Wibbs wrote: »
    Aye just googled him and yep, he does.
    I'm sure he's a lovely fella underneath.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    I'm a plus size model. \o/

    With no torso or legs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    6% with Kevin James.


    Disappointing. I was expecting a 100% match with King Kong Bundy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Fluvia la cerda.

    I'm a plus size model. \o/

    I'd ride her.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    What a load of nonsense.

    Ah sure I'll do it anyway...

    Steve Carell, with 98% Kanye West.

    Fck.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    92% with Jennifer Lawrence. I'm off to the fridge to sort out the hunger game now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    I'd ride her.

    Yeahhhh I think they were being nice. :pac:

    You wouldn't ride me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    mikom wrote: »
    98% body match with Stephen Hawking.
    2% with John holmes.




    Nah dude it takes up more than 2%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Yeahhhh I think they were being nice. :pac:

    You wouldn't ride me!



    Nice.


    At least you don't think youre 2 % John Holmes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Nah dude it takes up more than 2%

    I was talking about the tash.......

    https://elonkgreen.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/mot02-788463.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 265 ✭✭When the Sun Hits


    Did the woman option and I got Jennifer Hudson.


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