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Joya's Jump School of Doom!(Lair Thread)

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    #7532
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Exactly! A house call offering a bespoke service.
    Think I'm on to something with this :p

    You should patent this idea & bring it on Dragons Den. :D


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    #7533
    [Deleted User]
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    Shiminay wrote: »
    I gave them out at a mods beers before - someone tried to pay for a drink at the bar with them cause he hadn't bothered to read what was on them.

    You'll just have to be more specific next time :p


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    #7534
    [Deleted User]
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    You should patent this idea & bring it on Dragons Den. :D

    And perhaps to start the ball rolling I could be the first to offer services to a few select men of my choosing :p:D


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    #7535
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Deleted User wrote: »
    And perhaps to start the ball rolling I could be the first to offer services to a few select men of my choosing :p:D

    Offer which part of the service?


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    #7536
    [Deleted User]
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Offer which part of the service?

    Whatever services I choose to offer :p


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    #7537
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Whatever services I choose to offer :p

    ***faints***


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    #7538
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Whatever services I choose to offer :p

    If he's not up for it, I'll take his place! :D


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    #7539
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Can I use 2 vouchers at the same time? ;)


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    #7540
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    If he's not up for it, I'll take his place! :D

    The voucher is in my name.


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    #7541
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Now now gentlemen. There are rules. Favourite customers get unlimited use of voucher for a period of six months. Requests for particular services are off limits. All are at the discretion of provider. Mastercard, Visa and expensive gifts are accepted.


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    #7542
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    This place can go from general chat to off the scale innuendo to X-rated in a matter of seconds.


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    #7543
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Now now gentlemen. There are rules. Favourite customers get unlimited use of voucher for a period of six months. Requests for particular services are off limits. All are at the discretion of provider. Mastercard, Visa and expensive gifts are accepted.

    Where do I swipe my credit card?


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    #7544
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Nice one Shim, some fine outside of the box thinking.. *giggles*


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    #7545
    [Deleted User]
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    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Where do I swipe my credit card?

    Ahem :p


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    #7546
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Where do I swipe my credit card?

    Chip & Pin Ted, we don't swipe Credit Cards anymore...


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    #7547
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Nice one Shim, some fine outside of the box thinking.. *giggles*

    I was rather hoping that with two I'd be inside at least one of them! :P


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    #7548
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Shiminay wrote: »
    Chip & Pin Ted, we don't swipe Credit Cards anymore...

    My initial question was cleaner than asking where do I insert it !!!


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    #7549
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    The voucher is in my name.

    I used a fake name on my FaceBook account that we connected on. We actually share the same name in real life, Theodore YNWA Anfield.


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    #7550
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shiminay wrote: »
    I was rather hoping that with two I'd be inside at least one of them! :P

    You win the prize of favourite customer with your clever response! :p:D


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    #7551
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    I used a fake name on my FaceBook account that we connected on. We actually share the same name in real life, Theodore YNWA Anfield.

    Was thinking you were just using that surname to associate with the bold John.


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    #7552
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    My initial question was cleaner than asking where do I insert it !!!

    I also take delivery of large gifts. A car for example.


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    #7553
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Was thinking you were just using that surname to associate with the bold John.

    *Hugo nods to pretend that he knows what the hell Ted is on about*


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    #7554
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    You win the prize of favourite customer with your clever response! :p:D

    Ahem, I helped set that up!. :p


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    #7555
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Ahem, I helped set that up!. :p

    Oh! I forgot to mention that my services are not gender specific! :p


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    #7556
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Ahem, I helped set that up!. :p
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh! I forgot to mention that my services are not gender specific! :p

    Well Grem, looks like it'll be a 4 for the price of 2 :P Don't you worry, you and your ladies can do your own thing, we share vouchers, not beds :D


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    #7557
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,288 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    That'll do, just fighting for my voucher credits is all!


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    #7558
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Absolutely! We have quite different requirements in our ladies :D


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    #7559
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I am the provider of dreams. All are welcome even at the same time :D


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    #7560
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Jesus, is this an orgy?!


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    #7561
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    Jesus, is this an orgy?!

    Not exactly. By 'all' I meant a maximum of three including myself :p


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