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Ryan Tubridy radio show thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,595 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Joe Duffy.

    Took me 1 millionth of a milisecond.

    1st Runner Up - Gavin Lambe Murphy.
    2nd Runner Up - Barry Egan.
    3rd Runner Up - Bertie Ahern.
    4th Runner Up - John Delaney.

    I can do this all night Steven. AND I FOCKING HATE THE BOYMAN.
    I'd wager I hate him even more than you do!

    Thats some list of c*nts alright...

    I think tubridy tops the lot of them though!

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I reckon he ripped the head off the pigeon himself and then blamed it on the cat.

    He wouldn’t have the strength.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Thats some list of c*nts alright...

    I think tubridy tops the lot of them though!

    I didn’t even include Bono!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Despite its woeful financial plight, RTE has not increased ad prices on The Late Late Toy Show for the third year in a row. Rather than milk its cash cow, the station has again set the cost of a “platinum package” at €78,500. This gives first slot in two ad breaks, first slot on the RTE Player, and three mentions per day between November 23 and 27 on the The Ryan Tubridy Show on radio, which is going to flog the Toy Show — relentlessly, by the sound of it.....................

    Wouldn't it be great if Trump ponied up for the platinum package, even if it were too late for the election, and/or outside the intended jurisdiction!


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Wouldn't it be great if Trump ponied up for the platinum package, even if it were too late for the election, and/or outside the intended jurisdiction!

    “Are you tired of RTE’s crap content and overpaid “talent”? This year why not take your tv license money and say “Screw you RTE” and come for one night to Trump Hotel & Spa in Doonbeg? Stay in the Bryan Turdriddy Suite and be served plain cake and tea from real Chy-Nuh cups, or the Gerry Ryan Suite where your every nasal need is catered to, or just hitt Hilary Clinton golf balls along our beautiful golf course. Or relax by the Lottie Ryan fireplace where you can warm yourself by the open fire kept burning as our staff throw real €50 notes onto it to keep it going. Trump Doonbeg, real news”


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Dublin's a little bit pregnant.

    Is that what I heard?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Trump impression


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    Billie Eilish....seem to drop her name quite a bit, is he not a bit old? but I suppose she's American.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    He's very Cross today


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Seamai wrote: »
    Billie Eilish....seem to drop her name quite a bit, is he not a bit old? But I suppose she's American.

    She’s an American with a very tedious link to Ireland so Tubs Z will double down on it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Trump impression

    WHOY does he insist on doing that? Does he actually think it’s good?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    sligojoek wrote: »
    He's very Cross today

    Probably at the prospect of having to do overtime this evening.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Buzzin’ on Borgen.

    Some of us watched it when it came out Tubs Z.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Now a Clinton impression.

    FFS.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Tubridy covered a conference on the assignation of JFK in Liverpool 25years ago for RTÉ.

    Hands up who is shocked?


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Publican text re closing off licenses slipped in there.

    Gangsters.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Not a bad scouse impression! Such a perculiar quirk to love JFK but not the interesting point like the assassination or the women. If you were creating a weird carachter that's the type of weird perclusion you would give them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Lol forgot the name of the book hes "reading"


  • Registered Users Posts: 72,658 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,040 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Seamai wrote: »
    Billie Eilish....seem to drop her name quite a bit, is he not a bit old? but I suppose she's American.

    It’s a dad daughter thing, I’m also guilty


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,506 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Publican text re closing off licenses slipped in there.

    Gangsters.

    They won’t rest till they get them closed.

    Must stock up on the Karpackie.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Erica and her dad Eric


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,154 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    tenor.gif?itemid=14688514

    That doesn't look very covid-friendly .

    You should go and take a look at all those kids who had their communions cancelled.

    And then visit an intensive care unit and watch people dying on ventilators!

    (or you could just watch the Late Late tonight either - that would be equally miserable)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,154 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    That posh english accent he does every few sentences turns me stomach a bit.


    He also can't pronounce the word everybody


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,154 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    The aul 'dancing around my kitchen' text.

    An oldie, but a goodie.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    I don't believe that Tubridy thinks this song is great, no matter how much he likes to tell us.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I don't believe that Tubridy thinks this song is great, no matter how much he likes to tell us.

    What song was that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 72,658 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    What song was that?


    ‘Chaila’ by Denise Chaila.

    Meh, tis no Gloria Estefan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    This



    It is like something from Sesame Street. With the touch of the implied "yiz are all racists for not knowing how to say my name".


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,154 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    It's a song about how if you mispronounce a name you never heard before, you're a racist father.


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