Ryan Tubridy radio show thread

hawley

Ryan Tubridy sent his fans wild earlier this week, sharing a photo of himself standing up on a yellow table, smiling into the camera, with his arms folded during top secret Toy Show rehearsals.
I said there are a couple of clues as to what the Toy Show is.

“The guys upstairs are doing their nut trying to guess it, and i’m saying ‘no, you’re wrong, you're wrong, I’m loving it, loving the power, but they haven’t got it right, or near it actually.”

“But some people have been trying to guess it, not correctly.”
https://www.irishmirror.ie/tv/rtes-ryan-tubridy-sends-fans-22809656

StevenToast

No one gives a f*ck about your c*nting toy show tubridy you dainty little bugger.....

ButtersSuki

hawley wrote: »

Ryan Tubridy sent his fans wild earlier this week, sharing a photo of himself standing up on a yellow table, smiling into the camera, with his arms folded during top secret Toy Show rehearsals.
I said there are a couple of clues as to what the Toy Show is.

“The guys upstairs are doing their nut trying to guess it, and i’m saying ‘no, you’re wrong, you're wrong, I’m loving it, loving the power, but they haven’t got it right, or near it actually.”

“But some people have been trying to guess it, not correctly.”
https://www.irishmirror.ie/tv/rtes-ryan-tubridy-sends-fans-22809656

I honestly laughed more reading that than i have in ages. Talk about deluded. He actually think there are grown adults in this country thinking about nothing but the f’ing Toy Show and spending their time trying to guess what f’ing song he’s going to f’ing sing.

I bet it’s not “Me So Horny” by the 2 Live Crew anyway.

ButtersSuki

StevenToast wrote: »

No one gives a f*ck about your c*nting toy show tubridy you dainty little bugger.....

Steven, I admire your directness. I’m too polite by comparison.

Bob Harris

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I honestly laughed more reading that than i have in ages. Talk about deluded. He actually think there are grown adults in this country thinking about nothing but the f’ing Toy Show and spending their time trying to guess what f’ing song he’s going to f’ing sing.

I bet it’s not “Me So Horny” by the 2 Live Crew anyway.

They should have a 'sex toy show' with Ryan using his boney hole to demonstrate big rubber mickeys.

ShamNNspace

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I honestly laughed more reading that than i have in ages. Talk about deluded. He actually think there are grown adults in this country thinking about nothing but the f’ing Toy Show and spending their time trying to guess what f’ing song he’s going to f’ing sing.

I bet it’s not “Me So Horny” by the 2 Live Crew anyway.

But there are believe me, thats the problem if indeed it is a problem people are silly

StevenToast

StevenToast wrote: »

No one gives a f*ck about your c*nting toy show tubridy you dainty little bugger.....

MOD - please can you find an alternative moniker that doesn't include the B word.

StevenToast

[Deleted User] wrote: »

MOD - please can you find an alternative moniker that doesn't include the B word.

Im only quoting what rhys ifans called him?

I assume it was accurate...

PieOhMy

Nolan live was just checking people going into a shop in belfast for not wearing a mask, great to see.

Could you imagine the toyman going out chasing and pointing his little finger at a trade man asking him why he doesnt care about vulnerable people (from a cue card)?
They turn him into a pretzel.

I loved this quote

He went on to read out some of the texts and guesses that came in.

He said: “Saw your Insta post yesterday, my guess is the Wizard Of Oz simply because you have used the term, ‘see behind the curtain’ a number of times on the radio recently. I had my suspicions long before yesterday’s post’ says Dee.”

Is that the same Dee who ought to be having suspicions about a few RTÉ contractors’ remunerations?

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

I loved this quote



Is that the same Dee who ought to be having suspicions about a few RTÉ contractors’ remunerations?

The same Dee that promised to stop "advertising leakage".

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

MOD - please can you find an alternative moniker that doesn't include the B word.

If I’m not mistaken Tubs has long been referred to as the DLB on The Late Late Show Thread, ever since that car crash interview with Marks and Ifans.

Is that permissible?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

If I’m not mistaken Tubs has long been referred to as the DLB on The Late Late Show Thread, ever since that car crash interview with Marks and Ifans.

Is that permissible?

Missed that one. However can we just shorten it to DLB here please and keep it all on a level marginally above what we see and hear on broadcast.

sligojoek

Toyman says, You can't cancel Christmas.

Nerdlingr

" we all need a laugh. I don't want to read any thing grim".... Says the misery porn king.

Also, the self proclaimed "toyman" is assuring the kids that Christmas is not cancelled.

I find it astonishing how tubs ever caught "the thing", considering he lives in his own bubble.

Bellbottoms

I don't think this gets said enough. But Tubs is one boring man. Christmas, Christmas Christmas. Or to PK.

Abel Ruiz

"Vaccine on the way"

How does he say this on live radio and get away with it?
I haven't heard this on the news yet.

I hate you Ryan. I really hate you.

TheHomeService

More freebies this morning:

Epicurean Delights (i.e. Grub)
Watercolour
Candles

dvcireland

you cannot beat a bit of product placement

PieOhMy

So that's recently:
Unknown volume of free books
Free bespoke jewellery x 2
Free essential oils for mask
Free buns from bewleys
Free trip on the navy ship
Free Glasses case
Free accessory for vinal record player
Free flowers
Yop Fruit of the Forest and Yakult
Holland and figges supply
Free Calm App
Free Scents of Ireland commercial air diffuser and scents
Epicurean Delights (i.e. Grub)
Watercolour
Candles
 

A big TYFYS those who flag what I miss.

Nerdlingr

Joe in his kitchen in Kildare dropping a single tear because bRyan said Christmas is not cancelled. FFS , get a life. I haven't seen one headline saying Christmas is cancelled! Is he just pulling this out of his @rse as usual?

Also, Christmas is a "phenomenon" that exists "round a box of chocolates"??? Jesus wept. Literally.

PieOhMy

I'm sure theres plenty children glued to the nephet death roll call every night.

walshb

Bus lanes for healthcare workers..

We already have this..ambulances!

PieOhMy

Hypocrisy KLACON - man who has been whipping up a frenzy of hype and build up about Christmas since last April says that Christmas is too commercial.


Woman getting the breast cancer result at 10 to be on the late late come Friday

TheHomeService

More texts that didn’t happen.

Sir Oxman

Abel Ruiz wrote: »

"Vaccine on the way"

How does he say this on live radio and get away with it?
I haven't heard this on the news yet.

I hate you Ryan. I really hate you.

I know, that must be the tenth time he's said that between this sh1tshow and his other sh1thsow on da telly.
He's must be vewy, vewy special VIP.

TheHomeService

PieOhMy wrote: »

Hypocrisy KLACON - man who has been whipping up a frenzy of hype and build up about Christmas since last April says that Christmas is too commercial.

100%. The Toy Show has turned into nothing more than a vehicle for pushing commercialisation into the homes of Ireland, aided and abetted by RTÉ and the self styled “Toy Man”.

To hear him then preaching that Christmas is too commercialised is nauseating.

mistersifter

PieOhMy wrote: »

...
Free Glasses case
...

That's eight free glasses cases!

Nerdlingr

Again, what is the point of this interview?

Go on Ryan ..say it...you know you want to.... a 'delicious' funeral! 😂😂

TheHomeService

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