Ryan Tubridy radio show thread

dvcireland

2 bags of Andes marching power ...it looks a bit like dib dab

TheHomeService

Latest freebie:

Chocolate covered toffees from Athlone.

In other news, Tubridy recommends books he hasn’t read, and disses film recommendations from others.

Prick!

PieOhMy

Talks about movies he supposedly saw.

1. Mixes up the star of Enola Holmes with Emma Watson.
2. Thinks Rebecca is set in Cannes.

Pure bluffer. Straw weight.

sligojoek

A great read. On par with comfort food.

sligojoek

Talking like Trump again

PieOhMy

Texts that never happened KLAXON

TheHomeService

A text that didn’t happen about a meeting in Dun Laoghaire that didn’t happen.

sligojoek

A gorgeous young man

Full of kindness

TheHomeService

Tubridy finds Rom Coms “repulsive”.

Whatever happened kindness?

sligojoek

Manchildren like myself

Kids know STUFF.

TheHomeService

Hmmmm, Tubridy called out for kids to call in to win book tokens 10 minutes ago.

Very quiet since

ButtersSuki

TheHomeService wrote: »

Hmmmm, Tubridy called out for kids to call in to win book tokens 10 minutes ago.

Very quiet since

Lol. Did no-one ring in? Could the researchers not (in usual RTE prize-giving style) have rounded up a niece or a nephew from somewhere to ring in?

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Lol. Did no-one ring in? Could the researchers not (in usual RTE prize-giving style) have rounded up a niece or a nephew from somewhere to ring in?

After putting out the call he returned after the adbreak with a 2 minute Beatles song. Took a contestant then went to another ad break. Don't know if he got any more after that.

TheHomeService

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Lol. Did no-one ring in? Could the researchers not (in usual RTE prize-giving style) have rounded up a niece or a nephew from somewhere to ring in?

He had two ad breaks, more waffle and then played a Beatles track to fill time. Eventually a girl was put on air, and won a book token, just before 10.00.

mistersifter

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I know I shouldn’t be giving him ideas but has the Boyman told us how many sleeps there are until three Toy Show yet?

He did mention the Toy Show.

said he got a bit worried when he heard Duffy's Christmas show (whatever that is) has been cancelled.

Imagine the Toy Show was cancelled after all his talk about it. That would be delicious

mistersifter

He also thinks posting unexpected lockdown surprises to people is a GREAAAT idea.

I wonder how much it would cost to send a steaming bag of dog shíte to Dun Laoghaire?

Express post.

TheHomeService

mistersifter wrote: »

He did mention the Toy Show.

said he got a bit worried when he heard Duffy's Christmas show (whatever that is) has been cancelled.

Imagine the Toy Show was cancelled after all his talk about it. That would be delicious

He also read a ”text” from a “listener” who “bumped into” Tubridy in “Dun Laoghaire” at the weekend. The “texter” wanted to thank Tubridy for reassuring the “texter’s child” that the Toy Show was happening.

Tubridy then produced a stream of pre pubescent consciousness about building a wall of marshmallow around the studio to ensure the Toy Show happens.

amlinopta

TheHomeService wrote: »

He also read a ”text” from a “listener” who “bumped into” Tubridy in “Dun Laoghaire” at the weekend. The “texter” wanted to thank Tubridy for reassuring the “texter’s child” that the Toy Show was happening.

Tubridy then produced a stream of pre pubescent consciousness about building a wall of marshmallow around the studio to ensure the Toy Show happens.

Marshmallows a regular part of the diet. Dire. And that “texter” from Dun Laoghaire pier can only have been made up as you say.

mistersifter

TheHomeService wrote: »

He also read a ”text” from a “listener” who “bumped into” Tubridy in “Dun Laoghaire” at the weekend. The “texter” wanted to thank Tubridy for reassuring the “texter’s child” that the Toy Show was happening.

Tubridy then produced a stream of pre pubescent consciousness about building a wall of marshmallow around the studio to ensure the Toy Show happens.

He was acting the cute hoor today trying to cover up the fake emails.. Said something like, "it's funny how people just send us in random emails about anything that pops into their heads"

Weird. He never reads out the emails I send him

ButtersSuki

mistersifter wrote: »

He also thinks posting unexpected lockdown surprises to people is a GREAAAT idea.

I wonder how much it would cost to send a steaming bag of dog shíte to Dun Laoghaire?

Express post.

Depends on the weight.

mistersifter

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Depends on the weight.

I have a big dog.

A Wolfhound.

cos Tubridy likes keeping it Irish.

Odyssey 2005

Halloween is recalibrated

Ask you're parents what that means

Bellbottoms

Wait, does he think kids listen to the show?

The Joke Shop, aka RTE

Odyssey 2005

With my teabrak this morning

sligojoek

Cue, Welcome the House of Fun.

dvcireland

can you get fake White poo in the joke shop

Sir Oxman

What a jolly scamp with his breakfast teabrack and lashings of ginger beer followed by an exciting adventure into the cobbled streets of the city to the mysterious Fun Shop to buy tricks with his 80p pocket money.

I'm sure Enid Blyton wrote this script

Odyssey 2005

Let's have a whip around for the Christmas lights in loughrea

sligojoek

Christmas FM

Gorgeous
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